Ask a drunk man anything

;Mi druncker?? i am

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Me and my buddy are getting drunk rn. What'd you get drunk on?

>>718531793
But light strawberrita and burgandy wine what about you?

>>718531872
+Also, some gas station 40oz's (corona)

>>718531149
;Mi drucker too my bro

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>>718531024
bump

>>718531793
im thing everclear mixed with half and half, iced tea and lemonadie


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that toook so long toootyhpei0

>>718532213
hah same bro... Gas station beers always kill me tho\o..
Where you from??

>>718531872
STELLA
ARTOIS

I'm a wine-o but sometimes I grab a foreign beer just to see how it is.

3/4. It's a lager, the kind that tastes better when it's warm.

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>>718532417
Agreed bro..
I had Modela for the first time today, and I loved it. (was the only "different" thing I could find at my local store.) It was a bit warm and It was great. A bit of a crisp aftertaste
Burgandy tastes as if it where shit though

>>718532009
We're about 5 shots into some fireball and Mike's harder. Watching some Chris porter on Netflix and feeling good what are you doing?

>>718532673
Just posting on /b/ and tryin to wake my mate for another round of drinks. I think he's about give out huh? Still drinking away on some margaritas thoughh.
I can't feel my mouth as of now..

Was doing back flips a minute ago

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>>718531024
[bumpo

>>718532930
Lol sounds like a good time muhdude were those flips successful or nah

>>718532417
stellas are (som far) the only beer ive found that i catually liked

>>718532930
used to have flat mates that wouldn't wake up to party, they'd just pretend to be asleep until we went away.

google some funny as fuck jokes, and whisper them your sleeping bro. you can't fake being asleep and hold back laughter at the same time.

Hey I'm the drunk buddy of the guy with the shaggy picture.

>>718532673
got fireball over there.... thinging aout apple pie shots (aka 50/50 fireball and jim beam apple)
very good in the fall right as it gets cold

>>718533082
Were not successful for sure
finding it hard to write full coherent grammar as of now/

Feeling a bit booze-bottomed at nthe moment

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>>718533185
Ayy what up Michael. That's him guys he's a newfag and I'm teaching him the ways. He's getting there

>>718533182
Have made himlaugh a few times my dude, I believe hes bottomed out. Has had a few round of drinks with him so far. will try to wake him again in a few

>>718533269
That sounds pretty good man, wss hoping to learn some new good drink combos cause I got real fucked up on strawberry burnetts a while back and I have some ptsd from it

Same my lips are numb and my words are slurred. It's great isn't it

>>718533269
Agreed bro.. Fireball is definitely great for the colder months..
Can never go wrong with jim bean apple

>>718533592
Absolutely wonderful.. Feelin about drank out..: will press onwards a many more drinks however

I'm heavy alcoholic (4L+ 12%wine every day).

Going to detox+rehab soon. Kinda reluctant that I gotta go and bummed about the fact that I probably won't be able to have a functional life unless completely abstinent from the sauce.

how do I deal with that

>>718533653
ive been learning nnew drinks like im training to be a bar tender for yeaRS but i njust like them ofr myserlf whiche is always great, i have a drink called black ice whiche i made while drink one night, it looks black in ther glass, and unfer differnt strengths of light looks either red green or blues, was so fuckning cool, so far havent been able to remalke it gotta get drunk to make it i guess kek

>>718533837
Fireball guy reporting in. Dude, I don't know what it's like to be on your position but we're here for you, we support you

>>718534111
for sure bro, youll have 2 send me the recipe my dude

>>718534270
>we support you
rad, gonna go for 5L a day. thanks

>>718533837
OP here
recreational drinker.. not sure than I can help u on that my bro.. u can do it bro for sure. addictions can be broken through perseverance

>>718534342
trying to remeber i think it waqs midori,blue curiso,vodka,malabu rum, that red sweet shit, so like of martiti mix, asome ice, i think thats it, idk i wrtoe it down some time, messager mw on kik (kik2w) for it in the next coulple dqays i getting pretty bussd to night so im ont gonne be much help for it hahqha

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>>718531024
Op here.
compl.etely plastered. talk with me about anythin

That's awesome. Why does good ideas only come when you are

>>718534349
Sorry man were about 7 in now and I'm feeling it but just wanna let you know that just cause we don't actually know each other, doesn't mean that we can't be supportive

>>718534661
Drunk?? idk mate. but they defiantly do dont they haha

>>718534584
Sounds delicious my dude... will for sure try it out someday..

I meant to say that why does good ideas only happen in the bathroom and when you are drunk and yes I am drunk

>>718534842
like i saID KIK ME IN THE EXT COUPLE DAYS ILL GWT YOU THE REAL RECIPY

>>718534914
op here

Agreed.. I was just shititin earlier and had the idea of autonomous drink mixer.. being a programmer/computer science major, would love to makesomething like the sorts.. to drunk to start as of now ofcourse \
should write it down somewhere tho

>>718534701
Nah for real I really appreciate the empathy.

I basically get parkinson's disease-like shaking if I don't drink for half a day. It's truly the weirdest sensation; involuntary shaking.

>>718535127
will do my bro.. when sober and coherent ofcourse .. whats ur kik again?

>>718535137
Dude we're majoring in the same thing that's great. Maybe we can make your idea together? ?

>>718535229
Absolutely my bro.. what college? I'm just starting out. beginnings in a community college (ntcc)

I'm majoring in Chemestry maybe we can make a whole new drink that everyone will love no matter the person with the chemicals used in the drink

>>718535201
Hey man that's withdrawals I think? I honestly wish you the best cause to me sounds like you're an alcoholic and maybe rehab would be a good thing for you. Drinking should only be done occasionally imo but then again I'm not an alcoholic so I don't know how it feels but we are here for you if you need to vent

>>718535372
Alcohol tastes like shit no matter what.

>>718535227
kik2w


you have no idea how long thatn tpppok to thp[e

>>718535372
i am also chem fmqajor from pa!!!

>>718535543
Muhdude what are you drinking cause you are fucked Kek

>>718535508
I beg to differ my bro... Had some pretty tasty drinks tonight..
Maybe you just haven't had the right drink..

>>718535357
I go to cmu in Colorado. First year getting shit done

>>718535597
im drinkong everclerar miked with 50/50 tea/lemoade halfanf half..... fukci9ng goood cous cfheap way to gett fucked upp;ppp

True all alcohol test like shit until you are drunk then they all taste like nothing and awesome I'm from CUD

>>718535543
>>718535594
OP here

kek.. Im forsure drinking because im fuked lel.. how abou t u???

>>718535495
Totally agree. But there are some folks who take a sip, feel the buzz and have an OCD-esque urge to just keep on going until blackout.

Not to sound like an asshole or anything but what's it like to just be able to drink casually, and have no obsessive attachment to the immense emotional glory that is being drunk?

>>718535688
Dude that's crazy I haven't had everclear cause everyone says it's basically rubbing alcohol but I'm gonna believe you in that it gets you fucked real quick lol

>>718535720
im drinonigntonight 0i maen ive been basicly drunk since i turned 21, and i go to kutzztown for chem

>>718535638
Im just now starting this spring semester.. Ntcc in Texas as of now then onwards to a&m university. ..
Maybe our ideas will coincide together one day.. maybe even sooner..

As for me.. My muse comes out when I'm under the influence when I'm drunk.. hah

I can't drink casually like I have to drink to get drunk or else I won't drink at all

>>718535763
Nah dude you're not an asshole and it's fine but I don't drink just to get tipsy I attempt to get fucked up but I only do it about once a week or so. I still have the need to die but I just have a lot of shit going on so I can't just get drunk every day. I kinda wish I could get drunk every day but I just can't muhdude. If you don't mind me asking, what's it like having that obssesive urge?

>>718535859
For sure my dude.. same here. Been trying physics here lately, it it doesn;t really agree with me like engineering and computer science does..

>>718535778
it smells like rubbiong alchohol, and itll gety ypoiu fucked afgter like 3 shots haHAHAH FREALL , FOPR ,ME , COSt EFFECTIVE, like one bottle cznn get me buzzed for 3 nights, or fucked up for about 2.n ight nw im trtying hard to get fu kkkkked upppppppp, ive had a shoit day at work asnd hate myself soooooooo good time to get drubk as fuck

>>718536059
im thinkging about going for mty masters in phys. chem..... pysics has realy taken my favor, i klove it, and i think im gonna make it my specilty n

>>718536079
Why do you hate yourself tho

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OP here

My bowl of pretzels and takis for the drunken night

gstting fucked up while watching libtards getting owned is great!!!

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>>718531872
Strawberrita

I love Chem so much but this is my first year and I didn't know that one semester of college class is like one year of a high school class so it fucked me up a bit

>>718536205
I really love general physics.. Just somthing about it gives me this vibe of not working in my favor in the future.. Idk, maybe it's something for me to return to in the not too distant future

>>718536265
eh, i got fat after last girl left me and cant get away from anxiety and depression that is not well controollled at all on the meds im on,,,,, there is not reson for mew to live on evny more, im .itterlly going on justs nights im drubnkat this point.... bewing drunk is rtheoinky thing that gives me a breakj froim the shitty life i have

>>718535998
Alcohol is initially a stimulant and as it wares of it's a depressant. For me and I assume other folks that initial stimulation is extremely powerful and the depressive end is met by a huge urge to re-experience the stimulant phase again. this repeats, day by day until you're(me) drinking the equiv of 2 bottles of 750ml vodka every day.

In short when I feel the buzz, my inner monologue shuts down and all I think is "drink more, enhance the moment, feel better".

>>718536368
A few of them are nice when you're a college student on a budget my dude..

>>718536540
>>718536540
f0or me isa stimulant,, iots the only thing thast makes me happy anymore couz i hate more fasits of my life, very few things ditract me from my down feelings nd booze is the nonly thing that brings me up, everything else is either someything that makes me normal or something that that kees me where i am or stops me fvro going loewert

>>718531024
Me too anon, me too.

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>>718531872
My gf drinks strawberrita's... Come on, anon. Get an actual beer.

>>718536763
OP herre\

What you drinking on my anon>?

>>718536279
That looks lit dude, we don't have any food rn kinda wish w had some taco bell but we'll get it tomorrow

>>718536894
24 pack of Ice Busch. on a budget as well.

My gf can only drink vodka mixed she doesn't like anything else

>>718536540
Sorry to hear that. It sounds like a good thing at first but I'm sure it wears on you really hard after a while

>>718536833
I've had a few tonight my anon.. My local grocery store has a build your own six pac special going on and it has som really great craft beers in it's selection.. I just had some stawberritas to lift my buzz a tad.. They're cheep and taste decent so i mean why not?"

>>718536833
Man let him drink what he wants if it gets you dunk in the end what does it matter

>>718536946
Love it bro.. It's a lovely drunk when you're low onn cash.. My go to brew is bud ice whenever costs arre short.. It has a nice mellow taste with a short bitter aftertaste which I enjoy

>>718536729
You have no mastered the art of drunk typing lol.

I've been to detox before, not rehab though. What they give you in detox is around 60mg of Valium every day to curb the withdrawals.

Alcohol is basically Valium without the stimulating aspect.
Valium is used especially for anxiety.

Do you think you may have an underlying anxiety problem?

id like chips witrh my drunksness

I am also drunk. Hello. Are you a relapsed alcoholic too?

>>718537192
UK bro? Us here (op)

Are you a college student?

>>718537196
I am not.. Just a recreational drinker.. I don't drink much often

>>718537178
probs, ive been like ppanic attk. based since i was in 9th grade of hs, so what like 14-15 and ime aLMOST 22 now//... ythats a klonbg time3 id say. oanic attacks and ots of anxiety is not a good combo for someone in the military.... only adds onto it all

Op here..

Anyone like jamming monstercat mixes while drinking? Whats your favourite jams while drinkig??

>>718537266
i am, niot oging to school rn couz rn out of
$$$$$$ NSD TRying to more to ther aefea zround my schoo to go bakc ND LEarn shi9t

>>718537302
Good. Keep it that way.

Now. Weird question time. You asked for questions so I'm going to give you one.

Have you ever, ever in your life, put something in your butthole? If so what were your feelings.

Also your opinion on whether or not Carthage should be destroyed.

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>>718536940
(op here)Taco bell is my honest fav.. Today is a cheat day for me.. thats why im drinking haha.. Lost 140 lbs so far.. I like to dedicate my once in a while cheat days to drinking with mates haha

>>718537361
address it asap, shit can go downhill fast.

especially for a militant.

>>718537534
not who nyou aske dbut i put shit in my butt sometimes but only inf i feel really sub bdsm wise that noight

>>718536795

Think I've seen her before, has another webm of her smoking for a few seconds.

>>718537534
Along time ago I did while mastubating.. was just curious.. was with gf and we were was just experimenting. Wasn't pleasant so i never did it again haha

>>718531024
how did your boobs get so big?

>>718537600
idkl what i crave when i drink except vodka.... vokdA makes me want them cheap ass ramen noodles to eat, 2 packs and i poass out so good

>>718537692
Angeldust a.k.a princess dust
I love here tits my man.. \

>>718537600
(op here)

Before an after pic.. 1 1/2 years of weight loss

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>>718537608
uyea we3nt to a theropis and she told me to find a new one couz i missed one appion tment couz my gfather wheninto the hospital, of courser im not gonna go to you whe n my gfather is in nhospital.....she chrtged ,me 2x-3x my fee for it and told me to find a new shrink..... fuck her,,..... been tering to find soemthone not like that aND IDK NOT TO MUCH MOTIVATION ABOUT IT couz she left suck\h a bad taste in myomouth about the whole issuew\

>>718537845
My local taco bell has never destroyed my anus so far.. They've treated me well anon..

>>718537919

Any 'hot sauce' from TB destroys my large intestines.

But I haven't had it in 8 months since I went veggy, so idk.

With 68% of the substance they call meat actually not being meat and with a large amount being things like soy (this is real) and isn't bad for you, they should consider adding more veggy options as I'd gladly eat them. I just wouldn't expect nutrition, it would be a snack type thing.

They load the tacos with iceberg lettuce which has literally no nutritional value, the only reason the meat has any nutrition is that a large % is actually soy.

(op here)

Anyone here vape?
Currently vaping this kagertech dripmod I got about two weeks ago.. diping my feet into the realm of coil building.. So far I loveiit and rebuilding the coils are way fun bros..

>>718537912
you're fucking hammered right now dude.

>>718538211

vaping is for morons and is actually worse, the only change is no smell.

>>718538189
Its been a minute since I've had taco bell aswell anon.. been on a subway kick here lately.. love the steak and cheese with chipotle sauce.. I trust their meat since they use local meat sources. I agree with taco bell having no nutritional value.. But from time to time I get to craving a crunch wrap with diablo sauce lol

>>718538328
Hows that my anon? I feel it's a lot better for myself than smoking a pack of midnight marlboro a day

>>718538233
He is isn't he haha
I'm same so I can't complain lol

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do you ride a motorcycle op?

>>718538532

There are still chemicals in what's used to create the vapor and flavor, but I may have been wrong about it being more dangerous.

>>718538421

lmao, no Subway uses local meat sources, believe me, I've worked at 2 of them and I know 3 others. Nothing about subway is fresh, it's just like Tim Hortons, they thaw/nuke all the donuts, they actually don't make any of them.

>>718538664
I do not anon.. I would love to own one though.. I've always wanted to ride one as means of transportation. I currently own a 06' buick rendezvous

>>718538421
>>718538783

Subway can legally get away with the fresh slogan because it's just that, they aren't saying the ingredients are fresh, and even when Papa Johns said it (actual court documents show the CEO said this) "it doesn't mean we actually use fresh ingredients"

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>>718538815

what motorcycle would you like to have?

do you own pets?

>>718538664

This is so fucking goddamn hot, holy fucking shit I need to find the video or more pics

>>718538783
Maybe not then.. Idk it's really a 50/50 chance. I don't eat it often either way. however they help me hit my macros for the day and I've made substantial weight loss gains while eating there/

>>718538968

Start making your own food, it's cheaper, unless you're used to buying ultra fake shit that it's sold so cheaper, taste is better, you'll change over time for the better.

Take this from someone that used to live on fast food.

>>718538878
My dream is a 2017 kawasaki ninja H2 R but I'd settle with a 300 ninja abs tho

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>>718539061
I do anon, I rarely ever eat out, but when I do it's subway. I usually eat the same thing every day. I always cook for myself

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I love you dirty niggers thank you for being here for me as a friend that never minds.

>>718539257
You're welcome anon
Im becoming somewhat sober now

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>>718539146
>kawasaki ninja H2 R

i´d recommend a medium to low CC bike if its your first one, just sayin

>what about pets? do you own any?

>>718538664
>>718538878

http://www.xvideos.com/video2306908/rip_her_up_-_johanna_bach

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im going out drinking for my 21st next week any tips

>>718539423
I agree, but it's also a dream bike

I had a little chihuahua, but I had to give it to another home due to lease agreements of my current home

>>718538649
im tring to be hammered rn..... like so long it takes to type shit which i guess means im pretty fucked but tyea... watching fe minazi recked vidieosnon youtuibe and being herenis fine.... so ueah idk whqt im say9ng anymore and i think this is a good thing

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>>718539662

do you like cats?

>>718539752
I love cats. really all domesticated animals

>>718539619
ask for a " hot damn:"

currently playing a national treasure drinking game and it is showing no mercy

>>718539619
Drink as much as your stomach can allow my friend.

Also., youll most likely puke, don't worry about it

>>718540032
explain said game???