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What's the worst thing you have ever done to a human being?

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What's the worst thing you have ever done to a human being?
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>>718516985
I sneezed on a random stranger this one time. Didn't say sorry either. AMA
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I have a couple bad ones. You decide.

I had my senile grandmother take out a second mortgage on her house and deposit it into my bank account. She obviously didn't know what was going on.

One of my close friends has a master's degree and i'm a bit jealous so overtime he puts me down as a job reference I tell the company that he has a drug problem. I'm afraid of seeing him succeed.

I also purposely caused the divorce of my parents by setting up my dad and making it appear that he cheated even though he didn't. He doesn't know to this day who did it but he accuses his ex friend.
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>>718516985

my ex ex girlfriend was a bit crazy

she did the whole "if you leave me I'll kill myself" thing

I said "okay, I'm moving out tomorrow"

woke up and he was dead in the bath tub with slashed wrists

I know it's not 100% my fault, but still hit me in the feels. 4 years later I still have nightmares
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>>718517598
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When I was 17 a friend and I lured a man out to the woods where we hit him with a hammer and fire extinguisher in an attempt to kill him.

It was all for the lulz.
I am now 24 and regret it, I used to be a terrible person.
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>>718516985
loved one
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With malicious intent or just overall?
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>>718520420
bruh
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I got a girl to love me once and managed to fuck it all up and break her heart.

I'm a monster.
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Yes as much as you have
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>>718520657
If she is 13 with tits like that she is a fat fuck, no thanks dude.
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Loved them, apparently.
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>>718520420
Impressive tits for a 13 year old. Defiantly want more.
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Wiped herpes dick on flatmate's wash cloth
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grabbing a grill's ass and tits while we were walking home from school
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>>718521122
honestly these days, being thicc is okay as long as she succ
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>>718521232
Pussy
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>>718517598
Honestly just think you're retarded.
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a guy sneezed next to me and I didn't say bless you
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>>718517598
Wtf is wrong with you
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My special needs cousin wanted to hang out with me and his brother and we jokingly told him to blow a dog. He said no, but after we also offered him 10 dollars he did. I regret to this day the shit we put him through. He also drank a bottle full of piss he thought was mountain dew. That one was accidental though.
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Cheated on my long distance boyfriend sucking another guys dick, told him a couple days later

Led on a cancer patient
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>>718522145
Tits or gtfo cumdumpster
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>>718521742
What the fuck
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Set up a girl from my high school to be rapped for starting a rumor about me
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When I was a nursing student doing in-home hospice care, I fucked a guy for the last two weeks of his life in exchange for his estate. He had no family and left me with $7 million in real estate and liquid assets. I didn't think it was a big deal, but many of my friends stopped trusting me after that.
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>>718516985
Back when I was a kid in 2nd grade my friend and I were playing cops and robbers.
We were running around outside during recess when my friend pulls out a pencil and pretends that it's a knife.

He went to pretend stab me, but ended up hitting my eye.
I went ballistic as a kid, and punched him square in the nose, and grabbed his pencil and stabbed him in the back with it a few times.

Suffice to say I was unpopular from that point on, and had no friends until I hit highschool.
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When i was 10 there was a kid that i hate so much. My friend hold him in his back while i whipped him with a homemade whip made of rope.. i also forced a 4 year old to eat a bar of soap. At school i threw sand at a newly painted wall and blame the kinder garden kids. They got scolded but someone saw me did it. I was a bad kid back then. Now that i have kids i regret everything.
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Beat the shit out of hobos for fun

Made a homeless kid act out different animals to.amuse my friends and I while drinking cause the kid wanted a beer , after an hour of him entertaining us we didn't give him shit

Sold my roommates clothes for drugs

Posted nudes of a friend of mine on this site after I found them while fixing her pc
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>>718517598
>>718517625
kek
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>>718516985
shot a man in the chest from about 400 yards...
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>>718517598
Definitely on the Autism spectrum with feelings of inadequacy.
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>>718522912
kek
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stole the bank of my rs gf to fund my risky pking habit
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>>be me in jr high school
>>hall monitor is an evil nasty bitch
>>4 years of her yelling and being a hateful old cunt
>>9th grade- senior high school and new building
>>fucking old hag gets transferred
>>4 more years of this walking fart factory
>>18 and graduated
>>became an EMT
>>get a call for respiratory distress
>>it's the fucking cunt, bitch, hag
>>lungs filling with fluid very quickly
>>take her to the hospital
>>dr says she will die before the meds kick in to make her piss out the fluid.
>>staff walk out of the room and I stood at the foot of her bed
>>she looked at me while breathing like a fish out of water
>>I smiled at her so she knew how much pleasure I had watching her die
>>now I'm older and feel bad
>>Lol nah. Just kidding. I'm a piece of shit
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Convinced a hot grill to try codien with me. We take codiene, but she doesn't know I took a nar can spray that blocks oppiods. I pretend to pass out. She passes out, I rape her with a a condom. Good fuck.
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>>718520420
go on
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My girlfriend has been pregnant three times. I superdose her with vitamin C every time so she'll miscarry. I just let her think it's a problem with her
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>>718520420
MODS! MODS!! MODS!!!
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>>718523316
post em dowg
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>>718523809
This guy knows how to do this. Hi old fag. i see you anon.
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In gym class, I booted a retarded kid in the back through a pair of double doors for being annoying. No one said anything; apparently I had a reputation as a psycho before this that I was unaware of.

I was a kid at the time, but I honestly can't say I wouldn't do it again.
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>>718516985
I masturbated to sh0ta and zoo
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molested my little sister
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>Dated some new girl at my school a few years back
>Dumped her, since she cheated on me
>She'd been depressed for a while and anxious since she was failing her classes
>Offer to help her
>Give her the wrong answers for lulz
>Watch as she fails all her classes for that semester
>Ends up making her really depressed
>Convince her current boyfriend to break up with her, by telling him that she cheats
>See her at school the next day just bawling
>kek.exe
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>>718516985
rape
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>>718524478
Pro-Tip. Im writing that one down.
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>>718516985
Told my mom to kill herself.
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>>718522912
Yeah, O K.

Confirmed 22 yr old virgin
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>>718520420
those are some gross tittays.
also MODS MODS MOOOODS
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>>718516985
I shitpost in 4chan
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>>718517418
did you sneezed on that guy
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>>718524323
that is awful. never do anything like that again.
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>>718522912
Are you male or female? And why the fuck did your friends stop trusting you after that, lol?
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>>718522912
did he give you aids bro
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I work in the radiology department of a rinky dink hospital. We're supposed to tell patients to wear vests when we put them in certain machines, especially our old POS C-arm. I don't ever give anyone a vest unless they ask and I aim the radiation at their reproductive organs for as long as possible. If I've sterilized one nigger, I feel good about myself.
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>>718525114
savage
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>>718520795
there's still hope
angel emoji
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>>718525422
Only an idiot would actually willingly get a scan without a vest, so sterilization would be a good thing.

Keep going anon.
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>>718520420
Fuck off subway
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molested my 4 yr old cousin
he took my peenie in his butt and face
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>>718523280
At least you realized you were an asshole and changed for the better. Truth is, every kid is a little shit in some way. That's what being an immature child is. Some people never even realize that they're a cunt and never mature past that point. Example? Look at everyone in this fucking thread.
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>>718517418
I puked on a dude once
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my little brother went on a burglary spree with one of his friends and was stashing all the loot at our grandma's house. I took my ex-gf's brother's car and loaded all the stolen shit up in his car, drove it back to the school, lit it on fire and walked away. He got charged with all the burglaries, arson, about 20 reckless endangerment charges, and some other destruction of/possession of stolen property charges.
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>>718525304
What?

The condom?

I didn't want any evidence.
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When I was 15 I was super mad at how a boy dumped me and started dating my friend. So I had a boy I know had a crush on me hold the my ex down while I kneed his balls as hard as I could atleast 10 times...he ended up losing one...I felt terrible. I still do.
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>>718526560

*click clackitty clickitty clack*
...I felt terrible. I still do.

>hehehehheh, they'll never know i am in fact not a gril, mwahhahahah
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>>718516985
I was high on different drugs at the time with some of my friends. One person I never had talked to was soooo high on ecstasy and coke he ended up collapsed in the hall way. We where by our selves and I just stood there and did nothing and just looking. One of my friends came and called 911. He's fin now but a still laugh when I think about him laying dying of a overdose.
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>>718526719
I never said I was a girl
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>>718524478
Thx a lot!
Will use that one.
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>>718524778
Nice one
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As far as I know, everyone I've ever met has been better off for knowing me in at least a small way.
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Sure, why not?

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time.
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>>718527391
regardless of whether that's fake, it's still somewhat sad
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>>718527391
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>>718527391
Keksellent.
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>>718527391
Kys fam
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fucked a 14-yr-old boy before he could get loose
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>>718527391
>I said, "I made them look like you"
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>>718518398
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>>718517625
>ex ex girlfriend
>he
Pick one nigger
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I watched my brother and some other people shoot a black kid and bury him in the forest. He's still a missing person's case and I can solve it in a split second.

My brother's a piece of shit and I'd be delighted to watch him get dragged off to jail again. If only the person he killed was white and was an actual person.
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>>718516985

told my mother she had terrible cooking
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>>718527391
dis is some real shit copy pasta u know that?
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they're stupid gullible garbage but if odds then jews win
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>>718528630

>thinks what he says on 4chan is anonymous
>just confessed to being an accomplice to murder and a possible hate crime
>kek

if you're telling the truth youre a fucking idiot anon
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>>718527391
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>have this little a.d.h.d kid friend
>year 6
>hes notorious for starting anarche
>throwing bins and slapping teachers
>anyway i delibritely provoked him by playing a game of seats where he was eating
>10 other people get on both ends of the bench seat and tuggowar to push someone off
>he ends up getting angry from the squash and hits my friend in the nose
>my other friend is notorious for bleeding noses. it happens twice a day for him
>anyway it turns out it was a big deal and me and a few others have to testimony hes innocence
>nobody tells the truth and nobody even bothers to show up to the main office
>he got expelled
>hes mom came to me later asking if i did all i could do and i agreed i did
>feelsbad
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>>718518169
2 guys one hammer
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>>718516985
>>A few years ago I responded to a craigslist add
>>it was titled something like come fuck my girl
>>I respond and show up to the place
>>I get there and talk to the guy, he leads me into a room.
>>There's a gal tied to a bed crying and begging to just let it stop
>>he looks at me and says make it quick. wear a condom or just don't cum in her
>>I fuck her and cum in her and leave.

>>she cried the whole time
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>be in mid-20s
>friend starts some bullshit drama just before leaving for boot camp
>drama ends up getting the cops involved
>friend goes to afghanistan
>know I'm going to get this fucker back, just not sure how
>comes back from war a few years later with hot wife
>formulate master plan
>sow seeds of discord between him and wife
>flirt with his wife in front of him as often as I can
>get her drunk and talking as often as I can
>spill secrets to both of them
>marriage begins to crumble
>continue sowing discord, now knowing what is most effective on both of them
>marriage ends
>she leaves
>he's devastated
>publicly tell him to his face I'm the one who did it
>publicly tell him how and why I did it
>he hangs his head in shame

sort of feel bad about it
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I made a fattie eat sticks of 4 sticks of butter and 2 raw potatos; than hit him with a whiffle ball bat until he puked
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>>718525341
I'm female. They considered me a gold digger and a whore.
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>>718525412
No, he had brain cancer. He was in his 60s
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>>718529588
whoa, you're an edgy guy.
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>>718529804
You are but I would take grandpa's dick for 7 mil
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>>718529588
whoa, you're an edgy guy.
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>>718529926
I jokingly say to all my new friends that I can't trust anyone that wouldn't.
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>>718529614
??
that's the most general, unspecific shit i've ever heard. spill the beans or fuck off, anon.
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>>718517598
you are a straight up nigger.
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>be me, full blown retarded
>devise a nefarious plan to fuck with my stupid fucking step dad
>shit into a coffee filter
>place it over a jar and filter piss through it to refine the mixture into a fine shit-water piss jar
>mash what I can of shit through the filter so that the result is pure but without chunks
>can that shit and ferment for weeks
>step dad is up to his old shits again and is cranky because his gout is acting up, keeps fucking around with the router
>he drinks black cherry juice to help with his stupid fucking gout, something about urea crystals
>wait until that donkey kong looking fuck isn't around and pour the fermented shit water into his juice bottle
>mfw he drank at least two litres of my shit and piss
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Used to harass the ugly and even poorer kids I went to high school with (was also poor but not so ugly and knew how to dress on a budget)
Regardless I treated people like shit undeservingly, some of which are now really genuinely cool people.
I'm now an out of shape 20somthing who chain smokes and works 14+ hours a night and hates living.
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>>718516985
I gave consent to sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
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>>718530200
Update. As I typed this I just shit out a bunch of blood.
>Karma is unforgiving
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>>718530185

i dont believe this. the smell of that would permeate through the bottle, and the gust of stench when the cap would be removed would fill the room.

bullshit story
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>>718516985

When I was like 6 years old, i was in the kindergarden, we had a fella who was special (retarded as fuck) and he was always walking alone in the grass and doing stupid shit.
One day i decided to take a bucket, fill it with sand and water, so it would not pour the sand while falling, and wait for the retarded kid at the top of a big slide.
The kiddo just walked under me, and i throw the bucket full of wet sand on the head of the kid, he passed out, he was absent like 1 month or so.
My teacher and family asked me a bunch of questions like why, what where you thinking, and bla bla bla, but my life keept fine.
I don't know about the kid, he is probably even more retarded since then.
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>>718529975
I don't see why sharing a story makes me "edgy".
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>>718530202
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>>718529913
>>718530459
just rape someone and break the dungeon masters rules
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>>718530381
I think you underestimate this medical-grade shit, anon. Honestly, the hardest part was keeping it from looking to foamy after pouring the shit-water jug in. Easily fixed with a spoon and a little stirring though.
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>>718522809
Did she get rapped?
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Nutted on a tube of Chapstick my sister-in-law used
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Me and 3 of my nigger friends kidnapped a retard for 48hr and tortured him all while live streaming it just for lulz
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>>718530707
sure fucking did
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in grade school i would go to the bathroom during class and if it was empty i would just spin around in circles peeing all over the bathroom
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>>718516985
I ate apple not belong to me I am a horse
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>>718530806
you stopped in grade school? nigga, i STILL piss all over the fucking stall and i'm a grown-ass man.
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>>718517598
kys nigger
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>>718530896
!teef ecin
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I would get in fights with my little brother when we were little so I would break my mom's things and then blame him so he would get spanked..I also gave my GF in highschool a swirly because she was into that sort of thing
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>>718530767
You have no idea how much more i like u cuz of the fat rat
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>>718530560
Maybe i did a bad job of describing.
nothing about the situation felt consensual.
my best guess is the guy picked up the gal at a bar, had fun with her then invited randos to join in.
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>>718530943
kek
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>>718529614
What the fuck did you just fucking say you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ISIS, and I have over 200 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m a trained sniper in the US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with that shit? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my buddies in the CIA and ill have your IP traced so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>>718516985
IN 11th grade, in English class, I had to goto the bathroom and I didn't have my agenda (you had to have your agenda to be signed out to use the bathroom, stupid rule) and I couldn't find mine so I borrowed this one girls at my table and she let me and I went and as I was done pissing and shitting I had the agenda in hand, and for some reason I decided to put nit in the toilet and flush it, with the piss and shit around the agenda, and then I dried it off and gaave it back to here and she didn't know I guess.
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>>718527391
I'm glad this pasta is back. Always loved it.
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>>718531202
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>718525304
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>loser in highschool, shitty cheap clothes, no social skills
>Had a few girlfriends but never managed to fuck one
>Make friends with this retarded girl in my class
>Her brain was full functioning but she had trouble walking and using her hands
>Start becoming close friends with her but I don't tell any of my other friends so they don't make fun of me
>She actually had a pretty face and a hot older sister who taught her how to dress slutty and wear makeup
>Start going over to her house, eventually one night we make out while watching a movie
>The next night we hooked up, despite some mobility problems she had a great body, nice perky C cups and a great big bubble ass too big for her body
>We start fucking as much as possible but I don't tell anyone
>Spend the next two years in a hidden relationship with her, mostly just using her for sex
>Feel like shit because she says she loves me
>End up fucking 3 other girls my final year
>Break up with her right before prom so I can go with another girl i had a crush on all year
>Years later I find out from a friend that she was really depressed and attempted suicide the summer after highschool
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>>718516985
i was 17 years old and a friend had a birthday party, everyone was drunk when it happened but especially 2 girls that used to be best friends with each other, one of them started making out with one of my friends, and the other one was crying because she liked my friend too, i realized that she was crying and i talked to her, she was being really touchy with me but not in a sexual way, it was more of a seeking of comfort but i was fucking horny and i started masturbating her, she started crying again and i felt like the worst person ever, i stoped and tried to explain myself, she kinda say'd that she understands why i did it and that i was drunk but i know she didn't meant it, i haven't talked to her since
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In lifeguard training in hs me and a bunch of kids hated this kid so we dragged him out of the locker room while he was showering naked and threw him in the pool in front of a bunch girls..we also spit dip spit and pissed in his shampoo..another kid rubbed his toothbrush on his asshole and put it back..that was mean looking back
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>>718529588
whoa, youre an edgy guy
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gave her attention
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Age 15, a friend sold my Mario kart advance cartridge and golden sun, he kept telling m he lost the and played the poverty card, so I beat him up and made him deaf on one ear, then his grandma came to my house and tried to beat me up, so I punched her too, didn't gave a fuck
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>>718531531
If you went slow you might have gotten somewhere does this annoy u or does the fact u took advantage of the girl annoy u
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Amatures all of you either copy pasta or weak/weird edgy stories.

No clue how to green text don't give a shit...

Had shit cousin who always fucked with me growing up even going as far as to choke me to the point I almost passed out. Always punching me 7 years older...

>cousin gets drunk wife says she thinks he's cheating they fight we drink he passes out on the bed we fuck on the floor she is pregnant next month...
Don't say nothing he was cheating so fuck him....

He has drinking problem and won't listen still pissed at him for years of being a cuck so I wait till they are hammered and call the cops to his location as he is about to leave gets arrested resist arrest assault on officer all on cam 10 years in prison --

Family feels bad for him I feel satisfied .... Wife cucking him with a Officer in army... Not mp just his rank
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>>718522912
Hahaha girl, you are ok in my book, I would do the same
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>>718531487
what a nigger
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>>718517598
>I'm afraid of seeing him succeed.
You need to kill yourself right now.
Buy any 12ga from walmart and a box of 00buck and kill yourself.
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>Be me
>Work at Juvenile Detention Center
>Work with mainly POS shit niggers
>One day 8/10 15 yr old is brought in
>apparently she's been stealing from her parents' friends houses
>Comes from money idk why she'd steal
>Kidsarefuckingstupid.jpeg
>She's obviously terrified
>On second week there she's the only one in her unit by now
>take inmates to showers every morning
>Nows my chance
>In no time she's bent over a railing
>Make her swallow my load
>Watch the light die from her eyes
>Tell her nobody will believe her
>I get moved to surveillance next day
>10/10 would do again
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>>718517598
My Niggometers needle just broke off
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>>718531826
You are a bad man
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>>718531826
How old r u pedophile?
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Stole money from my employer, trying to impress GF with nice shit and a holiday. Employer found out, got fired. Paid all the money back to avoid the authorities. GF found out, got dumped. Felt pretty shit.
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I guess it was pretty fucked up, the other anon talking about 13 year old with tits reminds me of my story
>be me at 16
>dad's a doctor and we always have to go to these hospital events
>mostly a doctor circle jerk to show off their trophy wives
>see old family friend that we haven't seen in a while cause he did work in some 3rd world country
>used to see the every other day growing up, had younger daughter. I was 5-6 years older than her
>used to swim in my pool all the time
>see her for the first time in years
>went from 9 year old to 13 year old with D cup tits
>holyshit.jpg
>find out she lived in France instead of 3rd world shit hole
>dad's friend says we should meet up for a BBQ for old times sake
Fast forward 1 week
>getting ready for small bbq
>been jacking off for 1 week straight thinking of girls tits, let's call her Kelly
>anxious as fuck because I know I get to see her in a bikini
>family arrives and Kelly is in full clothes
>shit no boobage
>"kelly sweetie aren't you going to go for a dip"
>goes into the bathroom and walks out with only a bottom
>God bless the French and their top less ways
>hard beyond diamonds
>try and talk to her but keep mumbling words and trying to contain boner
>end up saying bye and spend the rest of the night jacking off tof her tits

Cont.
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I SAID SHE WAS CUTE BUT MEANT HER DOG WAS :(
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>>718522912
What do you care you no longer have to work
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>>718531663
it was the fact that i took advantage, i knew that i was not going to get a chance with her because whe was hot (8/10) and i knew she liked me as a friend and after that i felt like i ruined a good friendship.
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>>718532108
>ended up giving each other out numbers to text (sidekick days)
Fast forward a couple weeks
>be texting Kelly nearly everyday
>says she's gonna go to a friend's party but can't find a way to buy alchohol
>had my brothers ID and we look identical he's just 10 years older than me
>get booze and bring it to her party
>everyone looks like they're 13 except her
>everyone is getting drunk off 1 beer and a shot
>end up hanging out with Kelly the whole time
>get touchy feely like hugs and light hitting and hugs from behind
>she's getting really drunk but I can hold my beer
>start making out with her
>hardeningintensifies.exe
>go to a room to get intimate
>starts touching me, I touch her, I take off her clothes and suck on those sweet tits
>she's getting really wet and she's the tightest I've ever felt
>had condom and bend her over and start to go slow cause she's right as fuck
>gets better with every thrust
>see her tight asshole
>much want
>pull out and take condom off
>"wait anon, I'm not on the pil- OW! NO NOT THERE!!!"
>procede to fuck her ass with no lube
>hard at first but eventually it's sliding in easily
>she starts crying and tells me to stop because it's hurting her
>it's really only making me harder
>try to go in as deep as possible
>does that cry where they make no noise
>can't even contain my boner anymore
>go as fast and deep as I can
>she's literally balling begging me to stop
>not giving a fuck
>finally getting close
>"please anon don't cum inside me! Please anon don't!"
>cum a million buckets as I force her face into some pillows
>pull out and see her bent over crying with cum dripping out her ass
>a little blood comes out, check to see my dick
>also bloody
>end up leaving her there and dip the fuck out

Couple days later heard she had surgery but didn't say who "raped" her. Since that day she avoids me and never talks to me, our parents still don't know who did it and my dad and her dad are still best friends
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>>718532149
I don't. It was just shitty being dumped by all my friends. I had a bunch of fake friends for about a year, but then got smart and got out of that fake scene.
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>>718532008
dont feel bad man i lost my job over 1 drink.
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>>718532135
Tbf she does look pretty cute but also looks like has a annoying personality
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>>718528751
>thinks the police will link an anonymous post with a general description of murder to a specific case
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>>718528751

>possible hate crime

Found the libtard
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>>718516985
Let them live.
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>>718517598
what is the matter with you. Neglect? Abuse? Serious issues.
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>>718532266
Good fuck em they will be crippled from work for years to come while you will do whatever the fuck you want... Pretty nice
Would switch if I could, still work shit traveling nurse job..... 50$ a hour ain't worth dealing with assholes lol
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I accidentally made someone kill themselves. A bro of mine told me that he was in love with me, told him it wasn't mutual.

R.I.P Leo
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>>718524774
fuck you
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>>718517418
are you canadian?
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>>718532266

You are too autistic to even lie properly. You wish you could fuck someone for millions, but are actually mad that your friends hate you for being such a raging whore.
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>>718532407

SHE'S ALRIGHT THO :(
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>>718517598
holy shit bro
your a fucking evil little shit

>sabotage friends future
>made senile grandma broke as fuck for dolla
>broke up your own parents marriage

sreiously bro
you need some mental health check, as shrink or something because thise things in theyre own aint fucking right but you just went fuck it n went the whole 10yards of batshit asshatness
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