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Remember kiddos, you have to get Kek's approval to masturbate

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Remember kiddos, you have to get Kek's approval to masturbate or you'll go insane.

Evens you sleep/homework, odds you fap.

Dubs you sent a pic of your dick. No exceptions.
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>>718509869
Thank you Kek. Live a blessed live forevermore.
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>>718509869
Roll
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>>718509869
may the kek bless me
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>>718509869
Rolen
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>>718509869
roll
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Hi
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Hairy bunghole
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>>718511955
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>>718509869
hmm
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>>718509869
I'm kek himself
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Hail Kek
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Oh lord kek give me the great gift of continuing to watch Vikings, Jarl Borg is about to be blood eagled and I really wanna see this.
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Kek please let me fap I beg you
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Ok
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okay let's see.
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>>718509869
More pics like this for interest please.
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rolln
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rooollll
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So if I get dubs that means I sent a pic of my dick? To who did I send it to? And why the FUCK are we guessing if people sent dick pics to someone via dubs?
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666
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rell
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r
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>>718509869
I'd beat that bitch seven ways to sunday

NAZIS GET THE BOOT
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>>718509869
Just finished homework what's good
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>>718509869
trips i kill myself
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ok
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here's to hoping no cuck from kek
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>>718520425
Ayy thanks kek :)
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>>718509869
wew lad
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>>718509869
I am legally insane. do I go normal if I dont get KEK's approval?
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>>718509869
I shall obey
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K
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Kek em
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Kek what shall I do with my life
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>>718509869
Rolling, what shall i do Keku?
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>>718521479
Yay I can fap
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Please m'lord I wish to touch myself.
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>>718519082
>>718518380
Stfu and go to sleep
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rollin'
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lets go
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rolleroonie
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pls fap
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>>718521999
>>718522888

is this approval?
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>>718521663
one of those was me, fuckboi
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Rol
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>>718526988
Show us that Hitler cock.
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Sieg.
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Fuggit
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Rollin thunder
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roool
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Please
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>>718509869
Roll.
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>>718509869
Rolling for a joint and then fapping.
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Rollerino
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>>718509869
im probably gonna masturbate regardless
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>>718509869
i need this
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>>718528689
neat, here i go
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Thanks kek
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>>718509869
Roll
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pls kek
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>>718528689
same
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>>718509869
Kek, grant me the ability to remain sane
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Kek pls
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>>718509869
Roll call bitch boyz
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>>718509869
What am I doing?
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Kek let me touch my pussy please
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Roll for sleep
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Kek please
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>>718509869
But I just fapped for literally 2 hours straight. Also squirted in my pants. Praise Kek?
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>>718532807
>7
*sighs*
*unzips pants*

Okay no but seriously my clit hurts now. No bueno. Please don't bully me or have anything bad happen because I refuse to fap, Kek. Please forgive me, if you're controlling these numbers in this thread.
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>>718509869
>thinking kek is of any value
go to sleep kiddo it's way past your bedtime.
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>>718532894
>4
THANK YOU

(digits for this post I'm typing right now don't count, I'm taking that 4. Will listen to music and then go to sleep soon.)
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>>718532955
>55
KEEEEEEEK

GEEEEOOOORGIIIIII

>>718532931
Kill yourself forever.
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Yeet
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>>718509869
roll
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>>718533021
>Kill yourself forever.
You can't prove me wrong, kek is a scrub that exists as a filed concept and nothing more.
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Trips I blow a guy
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>>718509869
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>>718509869
sayy
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adf
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but my dick soooo small
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>>718509869
ima be hung tomorrow morning watch...
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>>718509869
>recently got my dick pierced
>jerked off 5 times today
>just finish 5th 20mins ago
>dick is sore and throbbing from overuse
I just wanna go to bed
rollin for evens
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rollarino
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well then
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>>718536775
>>718537222
>>718537445
neearly 3 trips in a row
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>>718509869
Do i?
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>>718509869
Rorr
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>>718539090
reroll
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dfsfdsfd
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>>718509869
Jokes on kek, I'm already insane.
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rollins
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