ask the ugliest person in the world anything.

>>718506309
Have you even hugged a girl in the past 5 years

>>718506309
Y u so hard on urself?

ive seen you on here before anon. rate thread maybe

>>718506459
nope. never hugged a girl actually. ever.
>>718506744
i think a better question is why am i not harder on myself.
>>718506884
certainly a possibility.

I thought you looked a lil like mark Wahlberg mixed with some downs from the thumbnail

How do I cook garlic without burning it

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If is pic related, You aren't really ugly, dude.. Iv seen horrendous ogres pull decent chicks. Its easier to pull a girl when you just don't give a fuck. An appropriate level of confidence in yourself is key.

Have fun, Show others your having fun cuz bitches love fun.

>>718506309
jesus fucking christ how many times are you going to self-deprecate yourself with every thread.

if you really fucking hate yourself, do something about it. i dont care if you an hero or turn into The Rock, posting a damn thread on /b/ won't change shit.

and no, you're not that fucking ugly. this is coming from the faggiest of fags. you're 7/10, would take you on a nice date to some fucking cafe or whatever. jesus christ.

No one gives a fuck about you
Quit posting

>>718506309
What is the fine line with melting, and burning chocolate? Also if you are really feeling down, even with depression, I know how hard it can be, how hard is it to not be sad? Like seriously anon? Im always depressed, but I don't let it get in the way of my life because fuck that I'm too lazy to be depressed.

>>718506309
Dude you're not Brian peppers stop sulking.

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Cheer up, buttercup!

>>718507118
thanks
>>718507358
just saute it on medium heat it until it's fragnant, then push down on it with a spatula
>>718507469
pic is related, i've been called uglier than shrek before funnily enough
>>718507476
thanks i guess.

>>718506309
Why do you feel the need to whore yourself out for attention like a 13 year old girl with daddy issues?

>>718506309
you are so not the ugliest person ever. you're adorable actually.

>>718507617
oh yeah. good point.
>>718507680
no idea, never made anything with chocolate.

i don't know.
>>718507688
brian peppers had sex. brian peppers 1 me 0
>>718507932
she gives a lot of fucks

>>718506309

Man, if you're the ugliest person in the world, then I'm literally nothing....

you're not ugly sweetheart, cheer up

>>718506744
>>718507118
>>718507469
>>718507680
>>718507688
>>718507932
>>718508282
>>718508529
All of you need to kill yourselves pronto

Nah you ain't that bad, I've seen worse people TODAY. You just need a good shave, a good shower, and some funny dancing at a club or something. Be ironic it's anyone's best bet. If people don't like the real you then do the dumbest shit possible.

>>718506309
you are not even the best at that

>>718506309
are you CRYING in this picture?? if so bravo gr8 b8 m8

>>718506309
You're been posting this same pic for like what - half a year? More? Is it the only one you have? Can't take others? You really are lame.

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>>718508133
it's either that or sit here in total isolation. and it's ultimately inconsequential.
>>718508282
thanks, tell me more about you.
>>718508529
i guarantee i'm uglier than you.
>>718509148
i don't feel like being a fedorafag jackass.
>>718509304
oh.
>>718509693
yes, how does that make it bait.
>>718510054
i have posted others, here's another.

Why you still alive?

>>718511601
because i'm a pussy.

>>718506309
Why are you leaning guitar like that against wall? You'll bend the neck

>>718506309
Tj, go kill yourself

>>718506309
are you still here? i told you like 1000 times to kys. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>718506309
I'd fuck you anon

>>718512109
are you a boy though

I dunno man, lift some weights, shave that neck bord, and really try. You can lift yourself up, I did for myself. Maybe if you get in touch with old friends. Maybe make some new friends.

>>718506309
Wanna trade lives?
Enjoy the debt, nerd, CHYUH

Hit the gym, shave and ur good to go <3

>>718506309
come on nigga you are not even that ugly.
if you think you are fugly you should see my face. i look like the result of a 3 way between shrek, sloth from the goonies and the fat guy in game of throne
and no i wont post my face again. i dont want to become a meme or something

>>718513173
I bet that you are not as ugly as you think

>>718513173
>Confirmed for handsome as John Snow

>>718506309
Ugly?
You look like a normal guy.
Being not hot is not the same as being ugly, that's some wisdom for you.
You look pretty normal, go find a pretty normal gf and get on with your life, you emo fucking faggot.

>>718513342
women cant keep eyes contact with me even at the store.
im a 30 yrs old kissless hugless virgin who got banned from a dating site because they say it was inapropriate but there was nothing wrong with it. it was just a pic of me smiling at a family reunion

>>718506309
Eat a floppy nutzakkkxz

You're not that ugly OP. You actually have great potential. You're face is pretty symmetrical. I would recommend a fitness coach and a diet. It helped me and it can help you. Failing that, just remember, life is meaningless and it all amounts to nothing in the end so you might as well enjoy it, get out and do whatever you want. Who gives a shit what people think?

How do you like your eggs

>>718506309
well, fishing for compliments and sympathy won't get you no where ass face. This is a sign of selfishness (oh no I"M too ugly, look at ME, I will never because I'M too ugly ME ME ME ME ME ME)..Good job you ugly ass hole, you managed to be ugly on the inside as well.

>>718510663
Then don't be a fedorafag jackass, just shave and take a shower, then wear your best least fancy clothes and get a haircut. Then go see what you can do

>>718514451
I concur with this.

Just clean yourself up and you'll be fine

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>>718514725
Existential nihilism for the win

>>718506309
Hey op. Femanon here. (Inb4 neckbeard.jpg)

I think your actually cute.

Using the same photo making the same thread ugh fuck off already

>>718515096
Would you show me your tits then? Please?

>>718511765
oh well, i wanted to replace that neck anyways.
>>718511864
not tj, good idea though
>>718512099
nice dubs. soon enough okay.
>>718512109
thanks
>>718512684
i used to lift, i did just shave my neck beard. good for you.
>>718512960
i have debt too
>>718513008
thanks
>>718513173
hey, i look like a 3 way of shrek, sloth, and the fat guy from game of thrones.
>>718513957
i don't think i could find a normal girl, i've never hugged or kissed a girl even.
>>718514451
true, life means basically nothing. the only thing i want is too have a gf though, so i can't have what i want.
>>718514508
i like every type, i'm not picky with eggs. over medium i guess.
>>718514578
yup, i'm 100% worthless.
>>718514592
i got a haircut today and i just shaved, but it pronounces how fucking wide my face is.
>>718514750
just cleaned myself up, we'll see how tomorrow goes.

>>718514508
>inb4 in a pussy

Whats your height OP?

>>718515096
do you want to keep talking to me?
>>718515128
just hide it geez
>>718515186
not me
>>718516340
5'11" without shoes, 6' on the street.

>>718516638
Now whats your job?

>>718516776
hey that's not even me dude, that was some other fag.

no need to take the opportunity to white knight bro
>>718516822
i work in a pharmacy

>>718506309
Loose someone weight and you'll be fine stop being such a fucking faggot

Selfish fucking dick. Suck a bag of cocks. "Oh, woe is me." Eat shit, loser. You ARE an ugly motherfucker. Your dad should have drained his load in your mom's ass. The shit that came out would have been better.

>>718506309
tbh shave and wash up and you'll look fine

>>718517199
This.

I can't stand people that are unhappy with they way they look, but are too lazy to fucking do anything about it.

It's called insecurity. Everyone has it. Get over yourself.

MFW dude thinks he's the best at being ugly. GFY

why don't you just get ripped?

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Ur not ugly, here are my tits to cheer up up

>>718506309
You're not bad looking.
You actually look a bit like my boyfriend.
Try smiling, keeping yourself scruffy and fake the confidence. Girls will notice.

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dude you make me feel sad. You must do something with your life. Go and see a psychologist, look for help. Do sports, meet people. You can do it bro ;)

>>718517532
Now that is fucking ugly

>>718506309
Clean yourself up and you'll look fine, cut your hair as well.

Also, a bit of self confidence goes a long way.

>>718517532
Heart shaped nipples? Fuck yeah! Moar!

>>718517101
>Above average height
>Decent job
>Doesn't look like Stece Buscemi

Guessin you're just fat and lack confidence. Problems that can be worked on, but you're probably a lazy fuck.

Just kys OP

>>718517532
jesus put your clothes back on ya fucken white whaaaale

kill yourself on cam

Go to the gym you fat fuck it'll give you an ego and then your life will be worth living, don't waste it crying on 4chan ffs you only got one chance

>>718517199
it'd have to be a LOT of weight. i weighed 100 lbs less than this before and girls still were disgusted by me.
>>718517320
honestly this is true.
>>718517347
i shaved and i think it makes me look worse.
>>718517428
it doesn't fucking matter, i'm too ugly to have a gf either way.
>>718517453
it's not in my genetics to get ripped. i used to lift, and i weighed 225 lbs and could bench 315 for reps. but i didn't look good at all.
>>718517532
if this is you, i appreciate the gesture. tats on your boobs probably hurt really bad.

feeling like it's a larper tho but i can be nice to a larper if that's the case.
>>718517602
i wish i could actually grow a beard and be scruffy without looking fucked up.

>>718518570
Then maybe you should just kys

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>>718506309
"Ugliest"... you don't look at images of others on the net much, eh? Here.... a few bars down...

>>718519988
So frankenstein is actually a real story huh?

>>718517609
too old for sports, nobody wants to meet me

talking to a psychologist would be a waste of their time
>>718517706
every haircut looks bad on me
>>718517806
that's the plan
>>718518008
where i do it won't have internet
>>718518560
tried it.

>>718519965
i will no worries.
>>718519988
he fucked a lot of people, i've never even touched a girl.

>>718520472
If you do kys can i have some of you height?

>>718506309
Wtf, you're not the ugliest, you could change your appearance easily, run for 30 mins straight everyday, get a haircut and you're good bro.

>>718520215
>that's the plan

then stop wasting our time and get on with it nigger, I suggest bullet in head, fork in socket, or car into wall. No pills or wrists or bridges, bitch ass way to anhero.

>>718520867
Bullet in the head is pretty bitchy imo

>>718506309
Why are you edgy?

>>718520867
Stop it

>>718518570
Maybe don't just try go loose weight but turn it into muscle maybe that'll help

You're actually not that bad looking. You could lose a little weight and shave, but other than that, you're fine. I had a hard time until college because I didn't put myself out there.

Bro if ur at that point just separate your mind entirely from reality and just do whatever tf u want
I reccomend trying a lot of psychedelic drugs

>>718521001
maybe, but it's quick, and women don't often use this method. thats why OP should
>>718521117
no

>>718506309
Trim your hair a tad, and put on a genuine smile n I'd suck your dick after a nice cup of coffee or tea. You're not ugly OP.

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>>718506309
you aren't this guy

>>718521604
This here is a they are out there o just try to find them

get fit and smile
after that maybe thing will get better

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>>718506309
or this'n

>>718521910
Is he just fat?

>>718506309
I've seen way worse stop looking for attention and if you really feel ugly do something about it and stop being a little bitch

op youre fine looking
stop being a meme
you posted you were going to an hero before and ive seen 5+ of you before in faces of /b + rate mes
where do you live? im from nj

>>718506309
get a haircut, lose some weight, start eating healthier, use moisterizer and maintain your skin. You're most definitely not ugly and if you maintain yourself and motivate yourself you can get bitches man

>>718521910
Leafy's archenemy

>>718522036
really doesn't look like it but hey who knows
i mean look at his shoulders and chest, he looks in a healthy shape

How much would you sell that telecaster for

>>718508836
look who's talking anon, I think its time to take your own advice pal.

>>718506309
Unless your physically repulsive or drop dead gorgeous looks can always be offset by MONEY, body， MONEY, alcohol, MONEY ,personality, MONEY, confidence, MONEY, performance in bed, MONEY, ASSET, the right words, MONEY, CASH and many other things.

>>718522168
But im just confused how that can actually happen

>>718520793
Ikr lol this guy has some serious potential

>>718506309
its funny, how shit of a human you are.
you come onto 4chan crying about you're looks, and then expect anonymous people to console you.

if you weren't such a bitch you'd kill yourself, but that won't happen. you'll keep crying till you rot away, that annoys me more than anything.

for the record, the compliments are likely from pretty unattractive people because fuck, you look like a downy shrek for sure

Ok, all troll shit aside.
How to obtain self confidence.
>pick your face up off of the floor
>take a baby step into a social situation.
>trade some computer time for social ineraction.
>repeat process and practice daily
>aquire hobby such as musical instument and practice ardently to obtain talent.
>show off
>repeat all steps until confidence reaches chad level
>be a prick and bang hot stacies
Worked for me. Good luck anon.

>>718523218
well said based anon
>>718523153
as for you anon try extending some sympathy for a fellow human being. When i say sympathy I don't mean sympathy literally. What I mean is instead of insulting this man give him advice, and then insult him. Don't be a prick before giving advice, be a prick after giving advice.

>>718506309
I've seen uglier

>>718523533
Exellent reply. We should all find the sweet spot between troll and carebear faggots. Kek

>>718523026
Hes basicaly 6 foot and if he went on a diet hed probs be quite good looking as well. Probs just lazy

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>>718523533
oh shit, sorry. i missed the years where /b/ turned into a safe space.

>>718506309
What's it like being the ugliest person in the world?

>>718523153
Attractive guy here but this guy is 6 foot and the shrekness is cuz fat and downness is cuz attitude. He needs a haircut some wax and hed be fine

>>718524125
i love deciphering stupid peoples messages, it's the best

>>718523981
I enjoy a good troll as much as the next faggot. Fuck a carebear. But we are human anon.

not that bad get on a diet and exercise program.
I'm a 9/10 from the neck down Ive been bodybuilding since age 18 but when I was 15 I flew off my handlebars riding my bike as fast as I could. Made my face asymmetrical and I got a crooked nose like Owen wilson now. Oh well... it's all about the body for me. All my clothes are smug and tight because I'm nothing without my aesthetic as fuck physique

>>718524416
I love lowering the intellegance of my writing to your level

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>>718506309
why are you posting your face on an anonymous image board?

>>718506309
Now that we have established some form of humanity, quit being a fucking pussy OP. Self pity is the most useless human emotion. Pick your head up and take responsibility for your sorry ass self. Faggot.

>>718524737
kys

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>>718506309
you're not an abbo

>>718524906
I think op is long gone either from this world or from thread not sure which

>>718506309
post a pic of your telecaster also what kinda is it

>>718525225
why should i kill myself when a retarded cuck like you is still alive . I wont say kys, but cut your balls off for the good of the human gene pool

>>718525463
>>718524906
no i'm still in here, just reading now. don't feel like talking anymore, nothing fucking matters.

>>718525670
you need a good long talk with your caretaker buddy, get off /b/

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>>718525463
facts

Hey, do you have any responsibilities?

>>718525676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyrWd_gfQNQ

>>718506309
it could be worse. you could be gay

>>718526282
how is that worse

>>718526566
Its not worse, OP is fucking hideous... there many look that bad tbh his face is fucked

>>718526566
New /b/ is a protector of destroyed assholes

>>718525993
Op i just wanna know how did u die in this video

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>>718506309
I'm gay and I think you're actually pretty cute anon.

>>718525897
Your balls needs a good talk with a hammer though i doubt you ll be getting off

>>718526282
>>718526882
Kekekekekekekekek the irony turns out op was batting for the wrong team

just workout get fit go get involved in stuff if you really dislike urself so much u should focus that into bettering yourself

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>>718526715
i've /b/een /b/rowesing this we/b/site since 1999, kiddo.

>>718527357
New fag pretending to be old

>>718527357
this website didn't exist in 1999

i know you're probably baiting but it annoys me

>>718527580
Not the fisher but the bait was too obvious imo

you're not unfixble ugly
eat well, buy new clothes and fucking lift, its not that hard.
chicks also dig the guitar so if your not absolute trash at playing it you have a decent chance at pussy

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>>718506309
This is Haley Joel Osment, who looks just like you and, fat goofy fuck though he is, the dude's pulling tail like Sinatra. Get over your funk already, or an hero. You decide.

>>718526931
arguing with you is like arguing with a special education kid, you win buddy you win

>>718506309
Kill yourself. I know it's not a question, but no point in wasting each others' time.

>>718525351
Kekt

>>718527580
listen kid, I've been shitposting since 1776. don't tell me when this website was founded.

>>718528134
Holy god he got ugly, good thing he's rich

>>718528304
Like i said before i was putting myself to your standards. Now stop replying its annoying

>>718528134
he's got a better hairline, better teeth, better nose, and better beard than me by a very wide margin.

i appreciate the compliment but he's above average, whereas i'm right at the fucking bottom.

>>718523981
pay close attention to what i said, "give him advice then insult him" :)

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>>718529273
>above average
dude he looks like a fucking cabbage patch kid with a football for a head
it looks like someone inflated it

>>718506309
Hang in there, friend. You'll find love.

>>718506309
Believe in yourself. Ugly does not hinder you from being successful.

Stop attention whoring you motherfucker and gtfo of my /b/.
Nobody cares about you and your ugly pig face.

sage

>>718506309
Rather than offing yourself, why not go take a picture of your sister's snatch for us? No sis? No problem. That's what neighbors are for. Hit one with a brick if you have to.

>>718529728
I did exactly that.

>you come onto 4chan crying about you're looks, and then expect anonymous people to console you
>if you weren't such a bitch you'd kill yourself, but that won't happen. you'll keep crying till you rot away, that annoys me more than anything.

Your point?

>>718529728
>>718530446
Actually no i'm sorry anon, some people are just more fragile than others.

>>718506309
Why wont you pay for a Hooker fuck her and spend some time with her? Not all Hookers are blows and go's

>>718506309
Don't act like you're significant enough to even be the ugliest person in the world. You're worse than that. You're an average, insignificant, inconsequential dork whose gonna stay that way his whole life. You're worse than the ugliest person in the world cause at least that person offers some form of value. You're utterly useless and you'll die alone just like the rest of us but you'll also have never provided anything of value to the world. So congratulations- you're not a special fucking snowflake. You're dirt.

>>718506309
You look fine, the fuck?

You're really not hideous or anything. Also you play guitar. That automatically makes you more attractive to the females, and as a bass player myself I can confirm it works and I've had girls tell me as such. Get out, play a couple coffee shop things or two. Start a band if you don't have one. At the very least, it's something enjoyable you can spend time on as opposed to beating yourself down further. Chin up man, it's not as bad as you think.

>>718506309
Connor?

>>718506309
You're only the ugliest white person... You've got billions of chinks, niggers, spics, muslims, and all other sorts of filth below you. Chins up m8

>>718506309
you said you would kill yourself. you pathetic piece of shit have the female attribute of attention whoring. do it now faggot, off yourself, everyone will be better off. no one needs a whiny bitch

>>718531117
He won't do it, its just a attention seeking phrase he's going through. Alot of degenerates do that.

>>718531117
This dude has been making the same thread for the past forever now. He's literally the biggest attention whore in this site.

>>718532006
Can we just kill him ourselves?

>>718532340
Love how everyone is telling the girl in the other thread to live when she says she wants to die. But everyone telling op to die when he just wants to talk shows how ugly u r op

>>718506309
could I get 'bout $3.50?

bump. need OP to realise what a shitbag he really is

>>718533562
trust me i know.
>>718532888
nice trips

guys i'm really fucking sorry, i don't know when i'm going to do it but i will do it. don't worry. i will kill myself.

>>718506309
niggas gonna nig

>>718533714
fuck i want to kill you.

>>718533714
Thsnks op didnt notice the trips

>>718527357
4chan didn't exist till 4 years later.

>>718506309
If pic related is you, you wouldn't be ugly at all if you went to the gym and lost some weight. Just gotta stop being lazy and work for it.

>>718533714
https://youtu.be/5vRlJrkxsqo

Don't do it man.
Weight loss will increase your quality of life significantly.
Getting motivated is the hardest fucking step.
The Endorphins from exercise though, Holy shit they are great.
Easy Mode,
Cut softdrink, Junkfood, Go for a run 3 times a week, or just a walk.

But alright,
What if you get a girlfriend,
And your mood doesn't change with them?
So now you're still miserable but you've got to deal with their shit on the side