I want to leave the U.S. before shit hits the fan. This is not

>>718486604
rolling

>>718486688
I said no rolling. Obey me.

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America

>>718486814
I said a freedom-loving country, not an Idiocracy.

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>>718486794
Fuck you commie

>>718486604
Dubs get and you stay in America fatty

>>718486920
America

>>718486948
I said a freedom-loving country, not North Korea.

>>718487013
I said a freedom-loving country, not a totalitarian surveillance police state.

>>718486964
I said write me an essay, not show me why I shouldn't go to your country filled with retards like you.

How about Norway? Canada?

Those are my 2 to go countrys

>>718487332
Canada seems like a good choice, but that's the first place all the retards will go once shit hits the fan.

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OP here.
>mfw I made this thread to remind you that you live in a totalitarian police state unworthy of having pride in

OP here. Cucks. I can tell you get the message, because you all shut the fuck up after these posts:>>718486920
>>718486920
>>718487201

>>718487432
Yes

Then check for Norway, i heard it's actually quite cool, free healthcare and other stuff i can't remember

>>718488066
There was a time when Mexico was the choice for a freedomlover where Americans would go to escape the US. That whole "run for the border" thing. That was just a few decades ago. Amazing how times change.

>>718486604
rollo

>>718488066
Norwegian here.
Im free to do whatever (except play with guns), taxes really arent that bad and free education and health care is cash.
Can be hard to get a work permit here tho.

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>>718486688

>>718487641
You have a seriously warped view of reality.

>>718486604
Might want to try the U.S.

>>718488772
Damnit reroll

>>718488741
>says the Trumpcuck who thinks blacks and Muslims will be genocided by Trump and praise Trump as a """god-emperor"""

>>718488352
When was that?

>>718488863
...Are you retarded?

>>718486604
I always love how these pictures never show the real size of how big africa is

>>718488863
When did genocide become a verb Einstein?

>>718488352 I'm not American tho

>>718488951
Like the 1960s, 1970s. Watch some movies from that countercultural time, and you'll see the theme played out, where a lot of the characters always want to go to Mexico. It's based on the reality. You could also look up all the high profile criminals who went on long car chases to get to the Mexican border around that time.

>>718486814
>>718487013
America is a continent, not a country.

>>718486604
don't care which one you pick, just pick one and fuckin go you skinny ass double nigger

>>718489105
When it needed to become one, moron. That's how languages evolved.

>>718486604
Iceland seems to have been the only place to stand up to the damned robber-bankers. Why not live there?

>>718489170
OP here. Normally I'd reply to this stating how the US has forever adopted the name America to only refer to itself, but I don't have the motivation to defend this anymore.

>>718489468
And well you shouldn't. Americus Vespucci mapped Columbus's discovery, so Santo Domingo should be the only America.

>>718489278
Norway, Iceland, and Greenland are looking real pretty right about now.

>>718489159
That was Hollywood playing the old cowboy theme of the US authorities stopping at the Mexican border. Then, in 1914 things changed. Pershing led an army in pursuit. Patton went along.
Not that way anymore.

>>718489268
Sorry moron, you ain't changing the language.

>>718486604
Pitcairn Island is about as far from the maddening crowd as you might get. No airport, no harbor, all immigration and emigration by long-boat. A strange folk, though.

>>718489893
Then why is "bootylicious" and "bling bling" in the dictionary now, you moron.

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>>718489893
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/bootylicious

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/bling

Fucking retards don't understand basic concepts and then are arrogant in their ignorance. Do you even understand that if it wasn't for Latin there would be no Romance languages such as English, French, Spanish, etc. Dumb fuck.

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>>718486604

Trump is going to scorch the Earth, so it really doesn't matter where you run. But if you want to live a while, go to the Southern hemisphere to avoid the bulk of the radiation. Try Brazil/Chile/Argentina.

>>718486604

>2017
>Showing a map with Mercator projection

>>718486604
as much as the /pol/acks will disagree, countries in Northern and Western Europe might be a good pick for you, depending on your situation.

>Netherlands
majority of people speak some English, easy to immerse yourself in the country as long as your away from Amsterdam (lots of dude weed lmao's).

>Belgium
French or Dutch depending on where you live, also quite welcoming of immigrants. Assuming you have a job lined up, social security is fantastic there as well as Nederlands

Otherwise you could try looking into something like Sweden or Iceland but immersing yourself in the culture might be difficult, and the majority of other European countries require at least a little knowledge of their language.

Tell me about your work/language situation and I'll give some better feedback.

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>>718490004
Do you find genocided? Moron.

>>718486604
The U.S. is one of the freest countries in the world, also with one of the world's strongest economies. There are some nordic countries like Finland that have a higher standard of living and free healthcare and stuff, but I don't know how hard they are to get citizenship in. If you were a mudslime I guess you'd have no problem getting into Sweden.

The real question OP is why do you think the "shit is hitting the fan?" You really feel the need to move out of the country just because Trump won the election?

>>718490275
Explain..still looking for genocided.

Dubs get.

>>718490508
>he only speaks the words other people have used first
>only speaks in memes, never makes original content
The definition of a culture vulture.

>>718489793
B. Traven came down during the Revolution to escape the US. Ed "Gold-Tooth" Johnson came down about the same time to set up a brandy distillery and gambling casino. Drinkers in the '20s and gamblers in the '30s.

It's still possible to escape the long arm of gringo law in Mexico, but only if you don't stick out. The two countries work together a lot more than they pretend to do. Even so, it's easier to hide south of the border than it is in the US.

>>718490651
See:
>>718490651

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>>718486604
Bulgaria has cheap housing/food/booze/education, pretty girls (pic) and if you are white and speak english you are sure to find a way around

>>718488352
You mean where American criminals would go to evade the law. That has been (and still is) the attraction for certain people to "escape" to Mexico.

If you're not running from the law why the hell would you want to go to a country with a weak economy and that is basically in a civil war with drug lords?

>>718490422
Don't forget NZ was an early signatory to Echelon.

>>718490820
The US government deemed many political dissents as criminals. Doesn't mean they actually were criminals.

>>718490807
Those poor girls could use some help applying their make-up.

>>718486604

Estonia. Prettiest flag. High GDP. Net contributor to the EU. Could use some more fluent English speakers in town. Will be on the front lines if Russia starts shit, which means you'll get every opportunity to be a hero if you want.

>>718490964
Good point, but still there is little reason to go to Mexico unless you are running from something in the U.S. It's not the worst country by a long shot, but it's definitely a step down.

Go to Belize and be done with us.

>>718491293
>there is little reason to go to Mexico unless you are running from something in the U.S.
It's called expatriation.

>>718491293
>it's definitely a step down
I've lived in both countries. It's not so much a step down as it is a step sideways.

Throughout my lifetime, I have seen Mexico become what the US was a generation previous. Reagan-style union-busting has been going on since the '90s.

You don't want to come to Mexico unless you want to be in Mexico. If you come just to escape, you're in for some heavy culture-shock.

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>>718486604
fixed your map for you

>>718492707

spend a lot of time on that, did you?

>>718493125
I know, it is beautiful, but the muse of art just took me

>>718486604
Sorry, no country wants you.

>>718488438
Also, Norway is the only country in the world to have knighted a penguin.

>>718486604
I know alot of people will disagree but in my opinion any nordic country that isn't sweden is ideal. Sweden will most likely also be ok in a few years but right now they are a bit fucked. I would probably prefer iceland if you had to choose a place. Virtually crime free, social safety net, "free" education and a government that actually works for the people after iceland's bankruptcy in 2008.

You might not like these countries because of the democratic socialism but it really does work and basically everyone is happy. At least consider it, you are still free to do as you please for most things and you can still found a firm and become really wealthy.

It's better than murica anyways.

>>718492707
Underage retard detected

>>718493688
See:
>>718494814

>>718494814
Guess again, I turn 25 on thursday. I just have the sense of humor of a 12 year old

>>718494364
>Iceland
>Tiny country the population of a small U.S. city

Or just move to a small U.S. city where it's the same as in Iceland (Portland, Seattle etc)

>>718495198
Iceland has immigration laws almost as difficult as the united states and an "unlearnable" language that is thought to be near impossible to learn by anyone that didn't learn it as their native language

>>718495198
I dont really see the issue with living in a smaller country, but i did say that any of the other nordics are good too. Denmark, Finland, Norway (mabye sweden)

>>718495346
Although everyone speaks English too.

>>718495509
I can confirm this, have lived in three different nordic countries. Everyone except very old people or immigrants speak english to a degree where they could use it professionally.

>>718495346
And besides icelandic is not unlearnable, it just has some grammatical rules non natives only way of learning is memory where as the natives just know by heart.

If you really want to escape that shithole i would just shoot for any nordic country i could get into. They are ALL better than murica.

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GO TO TAIWAN AND START THE NATIONALIST REVOLUTION AGAIN ANON
ZHONGGUO GOUMINDANG FOREVER

>>718486604
You can settle in eastern Russia if you learn russian and know a trade.
I would love to go but I have no skills.

>>718497497
But russia has the freedom if speech restrictive laws right?

>>718497644
>implying you would have anything interesting to say

UK.

All the benefits of America without the crazy.

>>718497644
It's just like any western country, but there are no cameras on every corner and you don't go to jail for calling someone a faggot.
Slav countries are much more libtard resistant than most other parts of the world.

>>718497644
Hold on - Russia isn't very gay-friendly, so rule that one out.

>>718486604
well, i would sugge....
>Write me an essay of about 200 words to persuade me.

on a second thought... never mind.

>>718486604
>Write me an essay of about 200 words to persuade me.

Do your own homework!

>>718486604
Switzerland is similar to the US in terms of freedom but is also beautiful

>>718486688
Checked

>>718489468
Well, USA also adopted the name "The World" to refer to itself, so their opinion doesn't matter. Especially not now that they've become a Russian puppet state.

Don't leave. Second amendment.

>>718486604
Netherlands

>Wealthy, same income as US
>Good cost of living
>Gov't has good rapport with people, reasonable authorities (helpful cops, friendly and accommodating IRS)
>Stable, peaceful society
>People generally happy and unconcerned, no major issues
>English is all you need language-wise. Ever.
>Professional markets are wide open. Seller's market for people working in tech, business, research. Excellent salaries
>Gov't sponsored education available if you need it
>Excellent healthcare
>Society is inherently globalist, has its historical roots. You'll fit "into the fold" very easily if you want to.
>Good rapport with Americans
>Business culture very loyal to orgs as a whole, not stratifications. Employers look after employees, employees involved in decision making

>>718498659
Also
>Just saw major capital inflight from e.g. Britain after June vote
>Currently expanding with lots of lush new real estate, lots of demand but prices haven't caught up
>Really, jobs galore
>Gov't looking to make long term investments with excess cash atm

>>718498659
It's too flat, though.

>>718498800
It doesn't have a lot of natural terrain, it's all urbanized. But the tradeoff is a very relaxed culture. Want to drink in the streets? Knock yourself out. Want to get dirty with your gf/fwb? Go ahead. Need a light for your joint? Ask that cop. As long as you're not bothering anyone no one gives a fuck.

>>718497853
It's not about having anything to say, it's about being able to voice disagreement towards the government without punishment. If you don't have that right you might one day be living in Glorious Korea V2

>>718499094

Clearly someone who's either a) been there for a weekend with his mates to sit in cafes all day or b) never actually been to Europe.

I'm Dutch btw.

>>718489105
don't have the date, but:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/genocided

>>718499489
I live in Rotterdam, used to live in and around Haarlem until my early twenties.

>>718490275
that picture be like:
>"And in this state we had the total of 3 people, 40 dried out trees, 300 billion grains of sand, and a rock that stormed to the voting booth to vote for Trump. And because of the electoral college it counts the same as 3 million votes."

>>718499489
Dus vertel me dan waar ik ernaast zit leipe eppo?

>>718499592
Cool story, bro.

>>718499592
Well plus I had a live-in gf in Groningen, used to move back and forth between our places with her.

>>718486688
/thread

KEK is real!

OP YOU WILL NOT FIND A BETTER PLACE THAN GREENLAND
>NO ONE THERE
>POLAR BEARS
>HAVE TO PROVIDE FOR YOURSELF

ITS THE BEST PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO JUST BE ALONE

>>718499576
>wiktionary

Post the Oxford English definition.

>>718498309
>>718498439
Hivemind

>>718492707
Canada is better the the fucking United States if anything you country is shit not ours

Please, get out. We really don't want you here, you're a detriment to American society. So either hang yourself or get the fuck out.

So OP let's talk about what you got to offer.
What's your education? Job?

>>718498136
Kek, most of people living in Slavic countries would leave for west if they got the chance

>>718502165
Yeah I don't know what that guy was thinking.
Western european countries are way more free than the US too. Civic rights are very strictly protected.
I think he's one of those reactionaries who necessarily got in on the "Europe is an SJW hellhole" bandwagon to facilitate the GOP/"PC" party line.
Really, you will that shit _only_ in the US, and please leave it behind you in the US when you leave.

>>718502966
>will that shit
*will find

Just dropping in to remind everyone that Australia is full. Officially.

>>718503584
It's not hard to cap out resources when you've got roos and deserts.

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Nigger

>>718504128
And 7 of the top 10 deadliest snakes, including the entire top 5. And blue ring octopus, box jellyfish, white pointer sharks to avoid on a trip to the beach. And drop bears.

Plus no food, no water and miles and miles of nithing but dirt and rocks.

No reasons to come at all really.

>>718486604
You should go to Northern Ireland, particularly if you are Catholic or Protestant. I hear the Shankill Road is looking for more Prods.