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Faces of /b/ rate thread. What are you guys up to today?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces of /b/ rate thread.
What are you guys up to today?
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Hi
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Also, why the FUCK does my phone upload pictures sideways?
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>>718474280
You have very small eyes friend
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>>718474280

Hey again faggot
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why can't I get girls
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>>718474404
Hey
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>>718474288
mine just did it too
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hm idk
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>>718474080
post dick pics
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>>718474288


Check pic details. if pic says Orientation 270°, then thats why. Edit pic to 0° and youll be golden.
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Cancerfag here again.
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>>718474651

0/10, can't even see your face.
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oh hi
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Anyone else noticed there are recurring faces? We may as well introduce ourselves... Hey I'm Lewis.
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>>718475097

Fuck off, post real pic
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Just contemplating suicide as usual, you know...
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>>718474651
Post well lit pic plox
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>>718474484
Idk, you look decent. Post dick?
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>>718475139

Fuck off Lewis, take a new picture once in a while.

-Love, Cancerfag
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>>718475139
true. I'm Adam. new pic with webcam so it's not rotated
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r8 me and be nice plz lol rawr :3
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So much mayo it's sickening lmao
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R8
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Hi, I'm a music teacher
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>>718474899
better?
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>>718475679
post dick
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>>718475569

I aint gonna rate you but that pic is fucking lulz
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>>718475679
Post pics of your moms tits or gtfo
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>>718475679
You're cute
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>>718475450
Too much effort to get picture from phone to computer. Nice to meet you caner fag.
>>718475566
Hey adam. You got dub dubs
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>>718475566

You look like an Adam tbh. 7/10

nice dubdubs
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>>718475679
Hey leafy is queer.
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>>718475763
holy shit i did.
thanks for letting me know.
checked
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>>718475679


No, its somehow worse. what are you, 11?
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>>718475722
no
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>>718475252
lol no
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>>718475877
Motherfucker dubs again. Are you god?
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>>718475679
How fucking old are you
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>>718475602
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>>718475763

Take pic on phone

Email to self.

download from email

takes 1 minute
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>>718475656
Teach me about music please. Any music related fact will do. And also I want to be a teacher, do you recommend it?
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>>718475877


Checked again
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>>718475982
I'm sure he's eighteen anon.
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just got done crying :))

no I do not have a penis
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>>718475952
possible
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>>718475679
You look like the genetic offspring of every member of one direction and the jonas brothers. Also isnt it past your bedtime? Your mother and I are very disappointed in you
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>>718475569
Agreed. This should be a style of photography. I'm calling it.... Naked smoke. Coined by me. 4chan hipster arby
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>>718475679
MODS CLEAR THIS YOUNGIN FROM MY SIGHT AT ONCE.
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>>718476115

Sorry tl hear that, would you like to borrow mine?
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>>718476115
Tits?, you know the rules.
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>>718476115
Cute. :) don't tell people you cry babe.
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>>718476101
Non of the Beatles could read music, there is a cool fact. Being a teacher is quite stressful at times but it is very fun and you learn a lot from it as well teaching.
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>>718476115
Not being a douche, but I'm glad you cleared that up. Not cuz you look like a dude, but because this is 4chan. Anyway, 7.3/10. You got a cute protect able look about you. (Also, I'm stupid enough to indulgent you. Why were you crying?)
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>>718475679
yes nice face
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>>718476396
What age do you teach? What instruments can you play?
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>>718476231

Thats a terribly unclever name.

Why not something like Swampgas or The Mists of Paradise.
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Nice to meet you adam, lewis and cancerfag, I'm Ash. Took this one with my phone sideways, maybe it'll work
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>>718476638

No way. You're not Ash. THATS MY NAME TOO
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>>718476470
my ex.
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>>718476598
swampgas sounds neato
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>>718476027
I'm embarrassed I didn't think of that.
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>>718476572
Well I teach both in a school where I teach 14-16 year olds and I also teach in a college to older students. I play the guitar primarily but can also play other instruments such as the Piano, Drums, Bass Guitar and the trombone to name a few.
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>>718476765
really cute

-adam
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R8 me & my GF.
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>>718476765


Can I suck your ex's cock?
-Adam
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my entire day was spent fucking around with photoshop without using any tutorials or something, kinda fun but honestly such a waste of time comparatively speaking
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>>718476765
its actually cool because I'm totally your bf now. :)
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>>718476965
shit what have i done
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>>718477005

8/10
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>>718476765
Don't tell people you are single on 4chan, terrible idea. These motherfuckers will track you down just to ask you out. No one will admit it, but we're all beta cucks on this board. Anyway, are you happier now he/she is your ex?
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>>718474809
6/10
>>718475139
6/10 possibly a 7 if you fixed your beard
>>718475329
4/10
>>718475620
5/10
>>718475656
5/10, your the most average looking guy I've ever seen. I'd believe you were a teacher even if you didnt tell me.
>>718476115
Qt1.34/10
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>>>/soc/
or
>>>/thrash/
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>>718475602
Didn't you play that elf slave in harry potter or some shit?
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>>718477085
My beard does need cleaning up a bit. I just enjoy the rugged homeless neckbeard look.
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>>718476236
>implying you don't want to see his feminine dick
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>>718477161
7/10
Hella cute
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molly
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>>718476888
Which do you prefer teaching? (Nice trips, sir.)
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I want to become a trap. Is it possible?
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>>718477161

Thats not even a convincing wig.
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>>718477078
no.
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>>718477066
thanks brah

>>718476765
it could be worse, you could have been ugly AND crying. 8/10


selfie is about a year old
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>>718477418
Anything is possible if you believe in yourself. The fact that you want to be a trap shows you've failed as a man, so you may as well try it as a woman,
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>>718477510


>Crying over an ex

shit, anybody leaves you wasn't worth staying with.

how I see it anyway
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Fuck it
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>>718477418
A bear trap?
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>>718477510
I mean... A T L E A S T Y O U G O T D U B S. Well done. Every cloud has a silver lining. Is this a recent development, or have you not got over the an old break up?
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>>718477382
Guitar cus I'm more proficient with it, but I'll teach any instrument I am able to if the student wishes me to. I like teaching.
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>>718477678
im just not even gonna say anything cause it'll be pretty dick-ish. hope you have better luck with reincarnation i guess
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>>718477678
4/10
Lose some chub bruh
I like your jacket though
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>>718477678

4/10, frosted tips are douchey as fuck
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Lets see if you guess /b/ !!! Do i have a penis or not?
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>>718477816
I'm going to refer to you as sir, because you are a teacher and it feels right. So, sir what's your favourite age to teach?
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>>718478023
i'm gonna go with no
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>>718477678
8/10 cute af
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>>718478023

9/10 if girl, totally my type

7/10 if boy, still my type.
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>>718477874
>'it'll be pretty dickish'
>proceeds to destroy the kid
Couldn't agree any more though
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>>718478023
i'm gonna guess no? if my guess is wrong does that mean i'm gay? also 7/10 which isnt bad considering your gender isnt known
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>>718478027
Oh hmmm, tough question cus there are good parts about teaching young students the basics and helping them get a good start with music, there is something about it that just makes me happy. On the other hand its also quite enjoyable teaching in college, getting to the advanced stages of music. So I'd have to say there is no 1 set age group as all students are different and its a different experience with each one.
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Why am I still a kiss less virgin.
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>>718478165
tbh dude seems pretty young, a lot of awkward and kinda chubby teens end up doing alright for themselves with just basic exercise and hygiene
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ayy lmao
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>>718478423
Because you're not trying. shit, anon, I would kiss you, and I'm not even gay.
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>>718478423
Just fuckin' walk up to somebody and kiss them. I doubt the person on the receiving end would be legitimately upset/bothered by it.
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>>718478391
I ran out of questions. You gotta a cool teacher look to you. 6.7/10. I reckon you'd be a cool ass motherfucking teacher dude,
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>>718474735
10/10 boyfriend meterial
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No penis! But i just got this haircut and i totally hate it its too short and you made me feel a little better
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>>718475329
7/10
You're cute.
Try to remember that there are always better moments.
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No idea why it squashed my picture and took some of the colour out of it, but hopefully this time it works
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>>718478674

Short hair girls are kinda my thing though. plus you kinda look like one of my favorite ex's.
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>>718478423
Because you look like a 12 year old ugly female.

Cut the hair firstly, then go fucking lift some weights.
Do either stronglifts 5*5 or starting strength.
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>>718478634
Thanks and I try to be a nice teacher, boring teachers 'suck' I should put it. Dont let anyone know I said that
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>>718478674
hey so I guess that means i'm actually not gay then. I change my previous 7 to a 7.5. you killin it
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My gf is hot
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Hello again lmao
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>>718478705
cute :3
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>>718476638
You're cute. 7.3/10
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This me lel
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>>718478705
How old are you
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>>718476470
I noticed your attempt at hitting on a girl (as cringy as it was). Let me help you out so you don't have to speak much when attempting it in real life. betanomore.com
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>>718478969
19 at the time, 20 now. I know I don't look it lol
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>>718479085
theres a better pic
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>>718479085


You again? You only need to post once per thread.
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>>718478649
Hey thank you =]
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>>718478674
What's the point in looking like a lady-dude if you don't have a penis?
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>>718476396
i believe it was lennon, though, who said that one of his biggest regrets in his musical career was never learning to read/write music. said in the end it really held him back.

i still have been meaning to learn music theory, its pretty much a necessity if you want to make any music on a computer... been skating by for 10 years with the guitar now though, and i have to say i believe my style is very much my own, and would be much less so if i hadnt self-taught by ear.
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>>718479031
I just say what I think mate. Not my fault you assume my intentions. Do I perhaps detect projection? Can you only talk to girls with the motive of hitting on them? Which part of my comment do you feel was me trying to hit on her?
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Just chillin wbu?
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>>718477365
fixed dis shit
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On Transit, R8 ?

How often do you assholes browse B, I'm on practically every day
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>>718477365
0/10
>>718479437
0.5/10
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>>718479412
not gay, not rating, but youre a pretty good looking dude.
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>>718479148
:)
>>718478811
I don't have time to go to the gym but I do a lot of cardio, no matter what I do I always look 12, with short hair I just look like a lesbian
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>>718479371

I assume this is the Mauy Thai faggot again. So aggressively defensive, so insecure, so desperate.
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>>718479588
fuck you
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>>718479829
nope im here but that isnt me lol
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>>718479567
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>>718474080
>>718474484
>>718475566
>>718477005

Cute/handsome af
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>>718479829
saw your comment, checked out what he said, had a nice chuckle. thx 5/10
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>>718479833

>Posts shitty pics to get a reaction

>Bitches about shitty rating.
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>>718479216
Fag/10
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>>718479960
I like my outfit! :(
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This me too, I zoomed the pic lel
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>>718479216
Because i had a mohawk and i wanted to get a normal haircut :(
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R8 it up
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>>718480037
i fak ur mader
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>>718479829
I just wanna know how you came to the conclusion you came to? Yes I am insecure, but you're the only one withholding information.
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>>718480344
Noice outta 10.Nice dubs, mam.
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>>718479829
I'm the 'mauy thai faggot' and i'm staying out of this one mate, I'm not the one ur speaking to lol
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So these threads are one big meme, right? Right?
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>>718480279

I didn't come to any conclusion faggot, I'm not the guy you were talking to before. I just chipped in to call you a shitty desperate faggo.
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>>718480189
My panties are wet/10
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>>718480410
no im the muay thai faggot
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>>718480344
make a webm for me if you're not fake
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>>718480471


NO, I'M THE MOO TIE FAGIT
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We are all the Muay Thai faggot
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>>718480545
im heaven
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>>718479371
Here's a tip for next time. Stop trying to suck the girls dick while talking to them. You don't have to explain who you think they are and what they are.

No trying to being mean here, just take it as a life lesson.
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Which one?
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Ni I'm the Muay Thai faggot final arghhh
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>>718474080
Shave your chest 6/10
>>718474280
Faggot 2/10
>>718474484
Shave 6/10
>>718474735
Emo fag 3/10
>>718474809
5/10
>>718475329
4/10
>>718475569
Sand nigger/10 hope that vape blows up
>>718477005
7/10 solid ling ling get a haircut tho
>>718478423
Look like a bitch 1/10 grow beard get a decent haircut
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>>718478423
You know exactly why, dip shit.
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>>718480401
Thanks!
>>718480525
Ok... here you go
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>>718480441
That's fair enough.
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>>718480998
I really don't?
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>>718480970
I'm the 2/10 faggot but I'm not a faggot, only half
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>>718478921
9/10
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>>718480693
I didn't think I was, but I do appreciate the criticism. Cheers dude. Noted for the future. But let's be honest, people are fucking predictable. It was obvious why she mentioned she was crying, because she wanted people to know. She wanted the attention . I simply gave her what she wanted. Maybe that does make me a beta.
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>>718480737


Ugh, ew, neither.
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>>718481005
No worries dude
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>>718475566
you name is really adam? is your gf named eve?
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>>718475679
Notyou
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>>718481005
do you mind if i masturbate to this?
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Fuck off back to facebook faggots
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>>718474080
You look a lot like me
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NO, I'M THE MUAY THAI FAGGOT
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>>718474080
Eh, why not. Haven't done this before, but nothing is happening on any other board.
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>>718481742

Edgelord/10
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shit
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>>718481668
Lol as if you saved my pic haha but I AM THE MAUY THAI FAGGOT
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>>718481841

Greasy hair, duckface.

3/10
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r8 or roast
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>>718481890

Keep trying
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>>718481841
Cute
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>>718481841
Gender??? Cute girl, odd looking lad,
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>>718481958

If Starlord was a sandnigger.
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>>718481784
I got better.
What's above edgelord?
Wizard?
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>>718482071
ffs i'm romanian not a fucking sandnigger
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>>718482088

Whats above edgelord? or whats above you? Because just about everything is above you.
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>>718481005
Can't see if you got any tit's. Mind showing them to me?
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>>718479412
Looking after my kids while my wife's at work
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>>718481972
Another pic of the Muay Thai Faggot - me
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>>718482169

>Implying theres a difference.
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>>718481958
don't forget your suicide belt. you don't want those pants to drop down now would you.
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>>718481784
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