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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a train explosion several years ago.

I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.

So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
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>>718460470
I heard it was a canoe explosion
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>>718460470
don't
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That was quick
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Valentina nappi
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I've seen this thread like two weeks ago
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>>718460913
Step aside cum sniffer, check these.
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>>718460470
dont...
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>>718461033
dubs has spoken
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dont post em
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>>718460470
She's dead. she won't care. dump em
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89
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>>718461033
mighty fine time for some 89
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Cause of death: trained
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ok enough playing around, I'm rolling 89 right now
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Do it
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Mighty fine 89
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>>718460470
Fourth time in a row i've seen your gay thread. Fuck off
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>>718461386
3 off
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Oh look, it's this thread again
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>>718461263
Oh, I didn't read it was to roll 89. You might wanna tighten your sit belt. 89 get.
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>>718460588
>>718461088
you guys are being close but check those babies

or don't
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let's see em
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>>718461386
so close yet so far
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Sharpie in pooper
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Fuck your 89. My trips demand you to release them.
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...Train explosion ...kek.
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>>718461488
fuck
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not worth
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>>718461488
HEIL HITLER
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comon
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>>718460528
"nappy dugout"
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well there's the winrar
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>>718461488
getting closer
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>>718461523
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>>718460470
DUMP INC
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roll em
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>>718460470
I understand your perspective but damn it's a bit...weird.
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>>718461488
You full blown FAGGOT
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>>718461591
missed it by that much anon
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>>718460650
Y U DESTROY FANTASY ?!
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Y 89?
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Bit weird
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>>718460470
Not this again
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Don't waste your time. This afternoon OP posted the same bullshit story. And what OP didnt post were the pics. At least he didnt disapointed me by showing he was a beta cringe cuck faggot!
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Get 89
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roll it
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>>718460470

Go fuck yourself and these dead bitch pictures... either post them or dont. Fuck you and your games and making people beg.
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>>718461088
reroll...
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Train Explosion....
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>>718461926
Seriously this a bullshit story??!!
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>718460470
ok
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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>>718460470
rollerino
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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
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hale hortler
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of Japan and I’m responsible for heart attacks of criminals world wide, and I have 124,925 confirmed kills. I trained myself to be the best in a battle of wits and I’m the god of this new world. You are nothing to me but just another name. I will wipe you the fuck out in a method that you can’t even comprehend, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again fucker. As we speak I am contacting all my followers and your personal file is being brought to my location right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and kill you in over 2 million differant ways, and that’s just with my notebook. Not only am I extensively trained in finding out your name, but I have access to the entire arsenal of over 30 thousand world wild followers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would of held you fucking tounge. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god damn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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c'mon, post em
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
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>>718462103
>>718462161
>>718462205
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies.

We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there.

Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness.

You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once.

It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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lel
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What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.
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89 check em
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rull
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i need this pussy
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i need this asshole
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.
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Dont fucking release them you cunt
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What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
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>>718460470
Very stale pasta. 10/10 would aspirate and die.
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kek. Guide us to pornographic pleasure
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cutie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huggers N Cuddles, and I've been involved in numerous secret spanks on your cute butt, and I have over 300 confirmed cuddles. I am trained in gorilla hugging and I'm the top kisser in the entire US adorable forces. You are everything to me but just another cutie. I will kiss you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being that adorable to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, honey. The loves that wipes out the adorable little thing you call yourself. You're fucking cuddled, sweetie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can love you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed love, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Sex Shops and I will use it to its full extent to please your adorable ass off the face of the continent, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your romantic "clever" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you loveable cutie. I will love you all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking mine, .
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>>718460470
TWF OP is a fag
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fuck this thread.
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Fuck off
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>>718462103
Hello good sir. I wish to appeal to your good sense. I suffer from dry winter skin. I respectfully request that you moisten my testicular satchel with your warm tongue. If you could be a jolly good cunt, I would greatly appreciate it. In the Good Queens Name I bid you adieu.
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Over it
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Let's get an orgy going mate
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>>718462626
i miss john. havent seen him in a bit.
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nope
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((((89)))))))
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>>718462650
Hello good sir. I wish to appeal to your good sense. I suffer from dry winter skin. I respectfully request that you moisten my testicular satchel with your warm tongue. If you could be a jolly good cunt, I would greatly appreciate it. In the Good Queens Name I bid you adieu.
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fuck it
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nooo
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wasabi rice
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Hi
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penis
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no one rolled 89 yet?
ill sort you out
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rull...
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>>718463043
nvm
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>>718460528
That's actually pretty funny.
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>>718460470
don't, also roll
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winrar!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^
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Hey un-insured faggots,
My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it’s fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I’m pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar’s racing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn eSurance people”? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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I'll give it a wee shottie.
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>>718461488
you spoke too soon
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Hey Faggots,
My name is Aang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day drawing bad fanart and shipping the most illogical pairings of characters from my show. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever HAD a real relationship of your own? I mean, I guess it’s fun writing about weird fucked up sexual encounters between fictional characters that you can fap to because you can’t get any yourself, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Avatarspirit.net
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I mean, I’M THE FUCKING AVATAR GODDAMMIT. How many elements can YOU bend? I also learned all this shit in LESS THAN A YEAR, AND I have a blind, banging hot Earthbender for a girlfriend (She just raeped me; Shit was SO Cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>718463188
Speaking of which
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>>718463188
as did you, also, check these dubs
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Hello Chaps,
My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.
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Pepe
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Was she hot? If not, don't even bother.
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What did you say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know I've lived in five different countries, traveled and conducted research in over 40 nations around the world, lived in numerous cities with loads of diversity. I lived in one of the most violent countries on Earth, Honduras, with a diverse range of people where I chose to do my doctoral research in a conflict zone. I grew up in North Tulsa, Oklahoma, the 98% African American side of town, in my early life. I then lived in West Tulsa, the setting of S.E. Hinton's the "Outsiders". We lived with a wide range of diversity of blue collar folks that worked the oil refineries, welded and lubed trains and machinery in West Tulsa. We lived in a lower socio-economic group with people in poverty; including Hispanics, Vietnamese, African-americans, native americans, etc. My mother's side of the family is half Cherokee, my uncle a full blooded Cherokee. I grew up with an older disabled brother who suffers a rare form of ataxia called SCA8 that's in the same family as cerebral palsy. My wife, and her entire family are Colombian. So, I live with loads of diversity in my daily life you dumb fu=%k! But, to get to your ignorant ass question loaded with assumptions; here's my answer. I moved to Boulder from Washington D.C. where I lived in both SE D.C. and SW D.C., both prominent African American communities. I moved to Boulder to heal due to illness. I eventually was diagnosed with a rare form of blood cancer and had a 15% chance of living when diagnosed. I'm in remission due to the excellent treatment I've received at the Rocky Mountain Cancer Center and now have an 85% chance of living and continue to heal. What's your story Deplorable Bitch? You probably want to delete your stupid ass question now; or are you to ignorant to realize what you were asking with no context? And, go fu$% yourself along with your white trash, Ku Klux Klan racist meme on your profile. Suck it, you f%k!
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weird al is redpilled
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>>718460470

time for 69
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Hey poultry,
My name is Bald Eagle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, small, and overpopulated fowl who spend every second of their day squawking and eating bread crumbs. You are everything bad in the sky. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any federally protected status? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of bantams because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than eating bird seed thrown from an elderly woman’s hand.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I’m the national bird of the most powerful country in the world and sacred to the native people. What people worship you, other than virgin birdwatchers? I also get a 30 year lifespan and have a mate for life (She just hatched my eggs; Shit was SO CAWWW!!). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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trfgyujo
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Rollin'
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Hey Homos,
My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow-in-the-mind, naive, niggos who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass youtube videos. You are everything bad in the Cwcville. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hanky-panky? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of autistic virgins with rage because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Mary Lee Walsh.
Don’t be a jerkop. Just hit me with your best zapbolt. I’m pretty much perfect. I was the creator of the all original Electric Hedgehog Pokemon Sonichu, and waterboy on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “KICK THE AUTISTIC”? I also get DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, and have a banging hot gal pal (She just blew me; Shit was ZAPPED to the extreme). You are all dang dirty trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my sweetheart built from the ground up.
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do it nao
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get fags
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>>718463443
fhajkgmkksfg?
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89 getterino
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I'll go ahead and help you guys out


Check them
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What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?
I’m the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it’s justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than every Robin I’ve ever kept.
Don’t be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than “Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me”? I am also one of the richest men in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my justice bitches.
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>>718463550
Now check em
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>>718460769
I seen this thread 5 years ago...
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>>718463333
broooooooooooooo
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>>718460470
89 get
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Czech 'em
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eightee nein
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OP FUCK YOU AND YOUR THREAD SHARE DEM NUDES
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8989898989898989
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Laughing at everyone in this thread. Everyone of you are newfags

This is ancient pasta

This place really has been taken over by faggot 12 year olds
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>>718463333
quads of truth
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>>718463188
Roll for 88
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>>718463695
This is a 1 out of 100 chance... to easy, for I have the luck of the Irish and ESP

So check my 89
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89 get
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I WILL GET NUDES
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>COMPUTER MIND is an exciting musical collective that aims to change everybody's perspective on autism with their Progressive Rock/Metal opera “THE ASPIE PROJECT” and give people with a disorder just that little boost of confidence that they can reach everything. This is not just an album, made by just a band. The creator (writer, composer and bassist) of this project, Mike van den Heuvel, has an autism spectrum disorder himself; Asperger’s Syndrome. He has managed to learn himself how to deal with it. His passion for music mainly helped him to deal with his problems. Because of his great developments, and his passionate love for music, he wanted to create an album in which he could show the world how he managed to turn his problems into gifts.
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gimme
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fuck
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>>718463889
winrar
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>>718463736
>I can identify pasta AM I AN OLDFAG NOW GUIS?

We know it's pasta, but we still like rolling for the FUCK of it
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>>718460470
Release them...but send them ONLY TO ME! Muahahahahaha! [email protected]
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>>718463889
HOOORRRY SHEEET
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eighty nine
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>>718463889
Win.exe
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>>718463358
These are dangerously funny
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>>718460470
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>718463889
winrar!!!!!
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>>718460470
op is a fag and wont deliver
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the fuck did you just ............. I’ll have you know I ................. involved in numerous secret raids ................ over 300 confirmed kills ........... the top sniper........... nothing to me but ............wipe you the fuck out with ........... mark my fucking............think you can get away with ............ contacting my secret network of ........... being traced right now so ........... storm that wipes out the .......... fucking dead, kid........ kill you in over seven ............just with my bare............extensively trained in unarmed.................... access to the entire arsenal of............. use it to its full extent to ..............you little shit........ would have held your fucking tongue........... paying the price, you goddamn ........fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>718463889
RARNIW
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>>718464122
OP IS A FAG
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>>718463482
>Mary Lee Walsh
Oldfag respected
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>>718460470
op is full of shit. that's valentina nappi, a pornstar.
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>>718464310
you dense motherfucker he never said pic was related
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sure OP has waited for 1,5hrs...guess the homo is gonnorino
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U post them
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You fucking post them, OP
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>>718462243
Get out of here Kira, Yagami backwards is Imagay
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>>718463944
the last Samurai
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>>718460650
One of my fav! Just look at that ass daayyyyum
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>>718460470
89 Get!
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>>718466613
roll get
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