YLYL GOD TIER thread : Show ONLY your best

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Is this the new gore thread?

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>>718438057
>>718438057

Cringe

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>>718438057

>>718438057
how is that funny, are you retarded?
>inb4 you dont get it

>>718438307
>on strike
>terrorists attack
>on strike

>>718438307
Did he died?

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>>718438640
Dude lol'd his face off. So did I.

>>718438280

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF*

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT*

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>>718438483
Lost to the filename

>>718438280
What the swag did you just yolo to me you little faggot? Do you know who I am? No you don't cause I have over four vpn's running through a master vpn running through my neighbours external wifi gateway, which I HACKED. You're fucking dead buddy. As we speak i'm liaising with my brother who is a master hacker and we are uploading all of your information from your linux system. I will release all of your debit card statements' I will release the serial number of your subway card. Your fucking life will be over you piece of shit.

>>718438917
Guess you could say that kid *puts on sunglasses* isn't living anymore

Nice gore thread, keep posting.

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the faggot posting the gore has a sadder life than all the bananaposters combined.

>>718438057
kek'd. Nigger we don;t want you to be a fan.

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>>718438282
kek looks like that dog was actually trained quite well

>>718439164
Ha ha ha! I've been BEANED!

>>718438198
Bond with me,Jimmy.

This is the most autistic thread I've had the pleasure of being a part of

>>718438469
Almost looks like a deflated ball sack

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/thread...

faggot posting gorn--take it to the trap threads instead. or you will die in your sleep.

>>718438448
>>718438469
kek

>>718439938
fake

>>718439580
Sauce?

>>718438364
DPRK?

>>718438483
Poor guy, I feel bad for him.

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>>718439397
Fuck you it doesn't even finish

>>718440074
Love it. Revenge.

>>718438855
Holy shit that dude found black Waldo.

>>718439427
thats because it is

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>>718438057

>>718438554
"Maybe he survives when I roll over him a second time, just reeeeally slowly..."

>>718438483
looks like the walking dead

>>718440474
Not really all that surprising, but is it supposed to be like some sort of post op transsexual?

Pro tip: the only woman who will actually enjoy your fetish is the kind you do not want (I.e. fat, ugly woman). No one hot has ever thought that fetish is sexy. You are disgusting.

How to get a nice rekt thread
1. make YLYL Thread
2. post some YLYL thread copy pasta
3. Post all your gore
4. Wait

>>718441474
> not uploading it with the file name "95_percent_beef.webm"

>>718441761
Germanfag here. Can't wait to have this adorable muslim boy in my country!

>>718439087
Got him

>>718438990
the best part is this happened over an mmo in brazil called tibia.he's missing his

>>718441423
this was that delivery guy that was taken hostage and strapped with a bomb right?? Or at least I think that's what happened.

>>718438364
Why?

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>>718439024
What?

>>718438773
>>718439087
made me legit mad, these idiots deserved to die

>>718438307
poo => loo

>>718438702
COME ON.. LEIPZIG.. COME ON!!.. JOIN US.. PURE. FUCKING ARMAGEDDON!!!!!!!!!

>>718439314
Gravity is not impressed by humans.

>>718439333
bollywood is fucking awesome

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>>718440496

>>718439102
So they're growing a penis for him?

>>718440074
Source?

>>718441761
Fuck is this real?

>>718443525
No, maybe it was an injert so they do that to keep the blood flowing and the tissue alive.

>>718438640
>>718438693
When did these 2 have a face off?

>>718438057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDja47gPvSw

>>718439024
Srsly what the fuck is that

>>718443774
It's uncut hair...Nothing serious.

>>718438057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48CaP7eALBU

Does anyone have a video of man licking chicken's vagina?

>>718438280
>>718438749

0/10

samefag

>>718439351
BONDING JIMMY

>>718438332
What the hell was he trying to accomplish?

>>718442477
Nerve gas

>>718438749
you sure showed him!

>>718443605
Yeah, it really is.

>>718438385
>tfw you'll never be a fur clad elder writing ledgers with a quill.

>>718444129
Ahh right, like dreadlocks? Poor cat

>>718441091
>still goes for the bike.gif