ITT: shit that makes you laugh
>>718422599
Lost
>>718423238
I'd fuck it, idk about kissing it though.
>>718423296
>it
lost
>>718423296
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>718424008
same
>>718423238
Man, that's fucking sad
>>718422809
real?
For cp being such a terrible thing, these advertisements for this porn here sure like to make these girls look young as fuck....
>>718423238
this shit is so sad i had to save it to my baw folder. Sometimes we're not aware how lucky we are. Fuck
>>718425406
There is no such thing as luck. However probability is real.
>>718422809
this is obviously fake, who the fuck posts a fb status to call 911
>>718426082
it's actually real. theres a radio interview with the mom out there somewhere. dumbass juggalos
>>718426025
What the fuck
>>718426082
That's what I was thinking. But if it's them on the right I wouldn't doubt it.
>>718425264
No. Snopes says the pictures are from two different events several years apart
>>718422809
fake, it was a miscarriage
>>718426235
hmmm i guess i stand corrected
and checked
>>718422599
>>718426235
>>718426246
Thank Christ or whoever
>>718426289
>>718424151
Track me down too, pussy.
>Save you a little time, I'm in Kansas City.
>>718426289
Bee way funnier if it was black science man
>>718426328
>>718426331
Missouri?
>>718426148
The hero we deserve
>>718426243
Kek
>>718426331
>baiting this hard
>>718422599
>>718426354
>>718426148
>Alpha as fuck
>>718426289
When did he say that
https://youtu.be/pGShs3QSKvs
>>718426497
Whoops. That's what I get for uploading random webms from my phone
>>718426358
yeah
>>718426540
You're.... you're joking right?
>>718426691
No he's baiting.
>>718426862
Then what's the joke then, sounds like something he would say if he was asked a stupid question
>>718426959
>>718423238
this breaks my heart. i mean really. its os saaad =(
>>718426297
trve hero
>>718423238
I don't possess the decency or selflessness to claim I'd be willing to be her bf but god damn that is heartbreaking.
>>718427939
this is a worst case scenario. i hope she doesnt read that
>>718422599
>>718426082
Who the fuck gives their newborn a gun?
>>718423238
>>718422809
and nothing of value was lost
>>718422599
I never got how this was funny. Unfunny, tryhard shit.
>>718423238
I would date her, it's my kind of kink. Seriously how can I get in touch with her?
>>718426082
>>718428184
ignorant white trash AKA white niggers
>>718423238
Might have a nice body, though.
>>718425406
It can always be worse
Just think, she could be that hopelessly ugly and also be a man
>>718428621
>it's my kind of kink
GOD DAMN am I glad I'm not the only one
test
>>718428621
Runescape is probably the best place to start. Look for anyone playing as a big burly man or a wicked seductress.
>>718428871
dem titties look perky as fuck
>>718428999
Ay another lad! Want to have a threesome?
>>718429112
No I SERIOUSLY want to meet her. I hope a kind anon will pass by and help me.
>>718429461
Just wear a wig, thats the closest you'll ever getting to finding her
>>718426025
I will always choose to believe one of Biden's kids showed him photoshop and this was the outcome.
>>718429461
First result my search turned up was an OKCupid account, goes by Depressionchan. I can't speak to whether it's fake or not but I'm not the one trying to fuck her. Good luck.
This.
>>718430442
Most people like long stories, not long puzzles.
>>718430480
And the fact's tend not to quite fit into a nice little story.
>>718430516
Every fact on it's own can feel disconnected from everything else and we, after a while, lose interest. We forget things we’ve already been told, or remember things which never happened.
>>718430558
We want to see the big picture without having to go through all the trouble of connecting the dots ourselves, even if that picture might not 100% accurate.
>>718430613
And so maybe that's why even now in the digital age, when we have instant access to so much information,
>>718430648
when we try to look closer at that same information, the story is still still so unclear - contradictory and constantly changing.
>>718422599
>>718423238
Pretty sure it's a guy trolling. I have that same wig. Also he's wearing a turtle neck to cover up his adam's apple.
>>718422809
those are two unrelated things put together
the story on the right is
>juggalo couple
>she gets knocked up
>doesn't know about it
>had been doing drugs and drinking the entire time
>the baby is stillborn
>she uses the story of her dead kid to go on the radio and get sympathy points
>switches to talking about some merchandise the station never sent her
and the casket was a modified beer cooler
>>718430708
We are being sold stories and headlines instead of facts - facts which a lot of the time when looked at alone by themselves show that the story might look different, if the dots were joined differently.
>>718430781
But, like I said, we don't want to bother doing that, connecting the dots - we don't care about the process, we just want to be told the story. Preferably one that fits in neatly with the story we’ve already been telling ourselves.
>>718430824
This isn’t all bad. It’d be unreasonable to ask people to personally do all the in-depth research on every single topic they want to know a little bit about. And sometimes, you just have to pick a lane and run in it - even if you’re only 70% sure, you tell yourself and everyone around you that you are 100% sure. You must be sure.
>>718430893
And so we look to talking heads on TV, or the ‘experts’ and ‘analysts’ and we let them do all the hard work for us, all the connecting, all the storytelling, all the thinking. Which is fine, normally - they are experts for a reason afterall.
>>718430793
Holy FUCK. No way he didn't shatter something in his face. Concussed af at least.
>>718425626
>>718430930
But what happens when if we let the wrong person draw the picture for us? Not a bad person, just a person who, while seemingly competent, is maybe not an expert in exactly the field we would have expected, for example?
>>718430995
Well, if our entire worldview is built upon the stories only these people have told, and the narratives which were convenient at the time, and we don’t allow ourselves to appreciate the fact that differing pictures might fit the same dots. If we censor ourselves and reject any facts which do not line up with initial worldviews as ‘fake news’, ‘propaganda’, or choose to just ignore it all together
>>718431054
then when the integrity and the expertise of the people doing the storytelling is called into question, and a new and seemingly more compelling argument is put forward, it can seem like the whole world is crashing down around you. Like there are multiple voices trying to pull you in so opposite directions. It can seem unclear who listen to and who to trust or if it even matters.
>>718431090
It can feel like some kind of conspiracy, like the people drawing our pictures aren’t using facts at all but are just drawing on top of drawings, stuck in echo chamber or, worse, some kind of propaganda machine - writing self fulfilling prophecies, giving people medals and then pointing to those same medals as signs of inherent greatness.
>>718431085
>>718431085
FUCK THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY
>>718431132
It can feel like at best we’re being talking down to, ‘protected’ from information deemed too complex or to controversial for us and so we are told simple stories and are expected to just nod and listen - at worst it can feel like we are being manipulated to focus our attention on certain things while we are made to ignore and forget about others. Maybe not to be intentionally malicous, but manipulaition is manipulation.
>>718431139
Made me kek
>>718423238
relatable
>>718431242
i hope this shit does not become a fuckin trend. fuck maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. back in 700 a.c. we would feed them to the dogs
>>718431186
But in these moments I guess it’s important to take a step back and remember that, so long as we have freedom of speech and freedom of information, and as long as we protect those rights - even from the people who want to protect us - the dots will still be out there. Ready to be connected, if you are willing to forget what you’ve been told and put in the work.
>>718431333
>>718431453
omg who is this
>>718431390
I mean I'm not the type of nigger that would ever do that but I immediately imagined a 'K.O.' voiceover.
>>718423238
Just like me but I'm male
>>718423238
>we don't have to walk near each other in public
>>718430442
>>718430480
>>718430516
>>718430558
>>718430613
>>718430648
>>718430708
>>718430781
>>718430824
>>718430893
>>718430930
>>718430995
>>718431054
>>718431090
>>718431132
>>718431186
>>718431428
'Sometimes the most important things are hidig in plain sight'
>>718423238
this touched my ice cold heart
>>718431495
My dude, it's a picture of a girl with 2/3 of her face visible but she's making a goofy gesture so you're shitting yourself to know who she is.
>>718431542
By deporting sweet little abdujabar and droning his entire family
>>718431139
is what she gets for being a woman
>>718422599
>>718424151
127.0.0.1 Trace this faggot
>>718424151
This one gets me every time
>>718426148
- I'll fuck you...
- No way, I'm an alligator, you can't.
(sounds of police sirens)
>>718431159
What happend?
>>718431085
>"Lol bitch, you got pranked"
Oooooo
>>718426354
lost it Dick Shaper Machine
>>718431687
Holy shit awesome.
>>718431687
I like justice stories
this one looks longer than it is, I read it when I'm having a bad day
>>718426025
>>718432096
I dont get the joke here
>>718431687
>it's not cheating when I do it, it's only cheating when he does it
i fucking hate women
>>718426025
>>718426430
>>718430695
kek
>lostboys.jpg
>>718431356
Kek
>>718426540
>..screamed the stable boy
>>718432362
>>718432298
same
>>718432298
I'm guessing it's the
> if it was pulled off, would she die
Part
>>718428257
>when you realize 4 crusaders might not have been the best party
>>718432481
>>718432298
>>718432497
>>718432497
>>718432500
Stale memes
>>718431085
> cheatingGF.jpeg
>>718430695
Holy shit, dude.
>>718430695
>fuck you we're done!
>>718431759
Johnny Cage!
>>718432298
man i'm the "same" guy. i finally got it, she is already dead and he didn't read the title like us
>>718431687
I would love to know how this ended
>>718431959
She dun puked
>>718432797
here's another one
part 1
>>718432883
part 2
>>718431602
don't inline all your own shit.
the reason no one cares is because no one cares.
>this is the wrong thread for that, fag
>>718432298
You didn't scroll down on the image
>>718431687
>>718432172
More please. These men deserve medals.
>>718431620
only one of these is highlighted, but they're all dumb af
>>718432970
>>718432333
Same. Trips confirmed.
>Got cheated on after 2 years
>>718431959
this guy watches so many 'facialabuse' vidz he doesn't even realize something went wrong here...
>>718433033
>>718431602
we've already figured it out, so you can stop with that almost cringy im-so-enlightened-and-mysterious-show
i'm sure almost everyone thinks that the obama regime uses russia as a bogeyman to excuse their doing. im just glad hillary didnt won otherwise we had ww3
>>718422707
Lost!
>>718432298
some bane mask may may from batman.
>CIA agent: “If I pull that [mask] off, will you die?”
>Bane: “It would be extremely painful…”
>CIA agent: “You’re a big guy.”
>Bane: “…for you.”
>>718432172
>looks longer than it is
nigga i aint readin that
>>718433093
>>718432821
What I ment was WHY did she puke??
>>718432883
nice
>>718432456
underrated
>>718423238
As a male, I think that's the saddest think ever. World is such a shitty place.
>>718433252
you spend all day online reading anyway
>>718433132
>uses right hand instead of left
Get the fuck off your phone you fat waste of a spouse.
>>718433296
Pretty obvious, she was grossed out for the cum in her throat or something, after that maybe she was grossed out by her own vomit.
This thread is still alive somehow...
>>718433296
Because cum is nasty. Suck some dicks and learn, fag.
>>718433361
fuck you, she deserved it, he did nothing wrong
>>718426287
Kekk filename
>>718433435
Be honest anon, have you tasted your cum?
>>718431602
Are you Tom Rid?
>>718433469
>posts video with someone off of their phone with twenty thousand times better reaction timing.
>>718433231
wicked sick next-level trolling
>love it
>>718426148
irony: his surname is darwin
>>718433351
you don't know my life
>>718426331
>>718431803
>Probably the most famous pasta of all time
>gets baited
Lurk
Moar
>>718433596
why the fuck are you blaming HIM when she's on her phone not looking at the game?
>>718432172
Goddamn. I think that dude went overboard a bit, but fucking hell did he lay waste to that bitch.
>>718433498
/b/ro, i suck dicks for a living.
>streetlevel manwhore
>>718426540
Fucking kek
>>718433515
thug life
>>718433657
>gets baited by double-bait
>newfag detected
>>718433701
No, she had it coming. Dude probably didn't even realise the fallout his revenge left upon he whole family.
Bet she will never think of cheating again.
>>718433690
"Look at this cat video!"
>>718432298
> /tv/ sense of """"""""""humor"""""""""
>>718433690
Kek, the scooter-guy in the blue shirt!!
>"I see you guys got everything under control here, I'm out!"
>>718430661
smooth
>>718433868
>gets triple baited
Try harder, reddit
>>718431202
<underrated
>>718434037
Quadruple baited!
>I'm not even trying at this point.
>>718433877
>Bet she will never think of cheating again.
I shudder to think of her future relationships, if she lives long enough to have one. That guy went further than I would have gone but I can't blame him at all, I admire his dedication. Cheaters are the worst kind of scum and this one unleashed a monster with no limits and no remorse.
>>718434218
Shit, you got me
I'll see myself out
>>718431159
I love that they give her a "Ralphs" bag
>>718433984
it's china they run over babies, stop to get out to check the damage on their car after the bump, and then drive off.
They skin animals alive.
They poison their own people with food they know is dangerous just so they can make a profit.
Really they are truly competing with muslums to be scum of the earth tier.
>>718427027
kek
>>718422599
this
>>718432172
Jared is a fucking hero
>>718434485
>>718433132
H E A D S H O T
>>718434779
Pretty much. I prefer being alone.
>>718425762
Sounds like something inspired by the filthy frank show
>>718431417
22 SPM is petty slow
>>718427027
Underrated post
>>718433898
God dammit, lol
>>718434779
>implying people even have dates.
>literally just fuck on the first "Netflix and chill"
>>718431803
>127.0.0.1
>>718435021
fuckin kek
>>718422599
>>718434737
>>718431356
that's great
>>718435246
That wasn't even funny, but I can't stop laughing
>>718434779
good
>>718435374
>/b/rain rot
>>718432172
That was god like justice. anymore?
>>718435529
Haven't slept for 30 hours or something like that so my brain is mostly mush right now
>>718433469
i hate women just as much as the next guy but they responded pretty quickly, both the man and the woman
kid also went from being completely normal to 'lets crack my own skull' in record time tbh
>>718436008
You're ruining a great meme, I remember you from the original thread. What you're doing right now, that's illegal son.
>>718431356
>>718431542
YEA BITCH! MAGNETS!
>>718436087
did you just shit my pants??
>>718436081
Good to see you 2 whoever you are.heres another one
>>718431542
>>718436154
Motherfucker said, "Swimming With The Sharks"
>I like the way you think, kiddo
>>718431159
i always laugh, when i see the guy still masturbating for a bit longer, after she already started puking
>>718436200
>>718426082
Yeah, the fb stuff is fake, but there's more to the story and it's not much better. The juggalo mom called in to some talk show. Look up juggalo baby funeral and you'll find the real story.
>>718433231
Kek
>>718424151
How is a chick in the seals and marine
>>718436610
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>718423238
God, i'd eat her out in a public park just to raise her self steem
>>718437136
watch GI Jane more, faggot
chicks can do anything guyfags can do
>>718437211
You're such a good guy anon.
>>718426633
Kek. That's an obscure joke
>>718424151
What the swag did you just yolo to me you little faggot? Do you know who I am? No you don't cause I have over four vpn's running through a master vpn running through my neighbours external wifi gateway, which I HACKED. You're fucking dead buddy. As we speak i'm liaising with my brother who is a master hacker and we are uploading all of your information from your linux system. I will release all of your debit card statements' I will release the serial number of your subway card. Your fucking life will be over you piece of shit.
>>718436610
>>718426497
When there's two McCrees in the match,
>>718431620
Dexter a borderline serial killer
https://ageofshitlords.com/list-of-all-tumblr-genders-so-far/
>>718431441
I don't get it
>>718432172
This is some real goddamn golden shit right here goddamn.
Jared must have a constant rock solid stiffy knowing that he did all that and got away with it.
>>718425936
shame he is not though
>>718438964
Got away with what? Jared did nothing wrong.
>>718431085
I've got the weirdest boner right now
>>718438964
>constant rock solid stiffy
this would explain why he fucked everyone that girl ever knew. he probably meant to stop after he fucked her best friend but the victory boner just wouldn't go away and he had to do something.
>>718439097
He has not even been inaugurated yet. Also he has 4 years. The wall will be built.
>>718439238
who the hell are you replying to?
FIlming people in public, it cracks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOmxO8tVnIk
>>718439288
Sorry meant
>>718439064
>>718439064
>>718432575
Get this hot head out of here!
>>718439288
>>718439299
Nice also this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpsTvWTrqtU
i'm starving...
anyone in kansas city willing to bring me chicken tendies?
This thread is vomit, nothing funny at all wtf? Is this troll?
>>718431054
RT
Unironically puts quotation marks around the word "propaganda"
>all my keks
>>718439398
>living in KC
>not eating barbecue
You're doing it wrong friend
KC represent though
>>718431602
Fuck off nerd