Whats the creepiest shit you guys have done irl? I used to go

Wouldn't they see you watching them?

>>718420581
I got caught once. Walked out real smooth. Most of the time I would just do glaces and stare when they weren't paying attention.

>>718420456
Sticked my dick in my female friend when she slept over,she was super drunk and i almost came in her vagina

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I jerk of with my mother in laws panties when she invites my family over for dinner. Her pussy smells so sweet. Picture related.

>>718420456
Fapped in the same room of my friend that was sleeping, dude. That's about it, I feel better about myself because of you guys, thanks.

>>718420797
Impressive

Took some creepshots of a friend's feet. She was wearing nylons and it gave me a throbber

>>718420797
Did she ever find out?

>>718420988
Post pics or it didnt happen

>>718421066
This

>>718421009
When she woke up,she just remembered her drinking much,never found out,not a problem though,i did the same thing a couple of times when she stayed over,including sticking my dick in her mouth and ass one time,almost woke her up,i miss her...

Once every few months I cum on my wife's face while she's sleeping, I don't wake her nor do I clean up.
The first time it took her about 30 minutes to wake up and wonder what was on her face. It didn't take her much time to figure out what it was, I fessed up and she just gave me a look of disgust. She has never complained or asked me to stop.

>>718421086
Lmao, youre a piece of shit. This girl sounds like she has narcolepsy.

>>718421133
just super drunk,miss the days i was all night partying,I've saved myself from drinking to do that later lmao

>>718421188
Lol sounds like you had the perfect set up. 10/10

I setup an owncloud server and got a domain for name for £10. Reskinned own cloud to look commercial and convinced my friends that it was a commercial backup service we were using at work and that I had some free passes. Installed the client on their phones and made sure I included their WhatsApp folders etc. I still jersey off the their photos at least every couple of weeks

I used to do pest control at some apartments. I would steal panties from every apartment that had pictures of beautiful girls. I had a collection of about 100+ panties and my dog found them and threw them all around my room... cost me a marrige.

>>718421363
Mans best friend for a reason, you had similar interests.

>>718421274
This is brilliant. Im doing this.

>>718421274
You've literally found the dick pic gold mine. Good for you. Faggot.

>>718421363
Lol fucking champion

>>718421568
Not when it's my wife's friends. It helps that I work in IT and they are technophobes so trust me. I also install key loggers when I take their laptops for 'maintenence' get into their email, block @I cloud.com addresses and then look through their I cloud photos. Keep meaning to pick up an old iPhone or create a mac os VM so I can receive their Imessages

>>718422039
That's a lot of work for dick pics.

Filmed a bunch of girls of differing ages in swimming pool changing rooms
Until the staff started giving out warnings to everyone at the reception

>>718420456
>see through changing room curtains.

what kind of store does that?? do you mean partially or straight up transparent?

>>718422039
How would you see imessages just from having mac os? I too work in IT but im a windows fagg.

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>>718422039
Post what you got or Im calling bullshit.

>>718422160
Lmao you fell for it. Dumbass

>>718422232
Prepare yourself for the most epic dick pic thread of all times.

>>718422270
Hit it, baby

>>718422160
Straight up transparent. The curtains were some black material. The fitting room was so well lit you could see through the black materail. It was a sweet set up.

>>718422232
Prepare for the most epic dick pic thread of all times.

>>718422039
Prove it by posting pics

>>718422302
Im waiting

>>718420950
Faggot

>>718422330
K. I'll round em up.

>>718422153
how'd they catch on to you?

I put my dick in my own ass, in school, not my proudest

Jesus, where to start?

Groped my sister.
Groped strangers in public.
Groped passed out drunk girls.
Took creepshots of girls.
Followed girls home.
Watched girls getting changed, including my sister and Mum.

>>718422398
I was stupid and almost got caught two or three times
Good vids require taking some risks

>>718422171
Mac os has imessage so add their I cloud account and they come through in real time.

Sucked on my housemates vibrator when they went away. Low point in my life.

>>718422674

That sounds like a high point to me.

>>718422586
Hey son , when are u gonna start being a serial killer ?

>>718421086
My girl was super drunk one time as well. I ended up fucking her ass while she slept. I pulled her panties off and lubed much dick and slowly worked it in then when I was in she started loosening up as if she was awake enjoying it. I ended up literally pounding her ass and didn't hesitate to Cum as deep as I could. I recorded the whole thing in a few separate videos with flash but a couple times she started waking up. Assuming it hurt at times but then slid back in no problem. Unfortunately my phone screen broke and it went blank and i was completely unable to retrieve the video. I'm actually sad about it because I jerked to that video on a regular basis :(

Still with her to this day. Been together 7 years. She doesn't drink that much but I am literally waiting for the day that she gets that drunk again. I told her nonchalantly one day but I left out the part about her being sleeping. I told her she was awake and into it.

>>718422941
Have you ever considered just asking to put it directly in her butt? My PAWG loves it.

masturbate to friends sisters panties

>>718423044
same here, but it was friend's mom.

>>718420927
More pictures? I want to jerk to her too.

>>718423019
She actually LOVES anal. And I do to. Apparently I love it more. I'm not even going to lie. Trying to fuck her ass while she's asleep is 100 times more satisfying than of she were awake. No exaggeration

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

>>718423265
Sounds like a boring bitch if she's better when sleeping.

>>718423125
done that too :L
same friend
not my fault his mom looks 23

>>718423265
can confirm
my ex used to use sleeping pills because she was a drug addict... i told her i wanted to do it and she agreed prior but still felt wrong and amazing.

>>718423301
nah sometimes its nice to fuck them in their sleep idk my girlfriend says its hot especially when she wakes up to me fucking her

>>718423300
you got internet on death row?

>>718423301
Haha nah not at all. Far from it. But trying to sneak my dick in her ass is super good. Not much more I can say. She eats cum. Rides anal. Brings girls home literally nothing boring about her.

>>718420456
Took pictures of my much older sister's body, fingered her and came on her feet while she was asleep. Posted it all here.

>>718423527
post again?

>>718423527
Proof

>>718423557
>>718423579
Had a huge guilt trip a while ago and deleted it all. I know someone archived it though. It was two years ago.

>>718423744
Isn't that the weirdest feeling. It's like after you Cum you feel bad and delete shit and then regret deleting it.

>>718423801
Yeah, exactly like that. I fucking hate that feeling of guilt or even disgust after you cum.

>>718423151
No just facebook stuff. Im tempted to put a camera in her bedroom. I need a hd camera thats super tiny and only records after movement... also lots of battery... If /b/ helps me with this ill post content I get.

>>718424058
you get used to it though i suppose.
I just try to distract myself as soon as possible

>>718424200
I could try that too. I tend to sit there a bit and contemplate. Usually my mind clears up after jerking off..and that's when the guilt rushes in..

>>718424192
What's your address bro? I'll ship you a camera?

I only get guilty after jerking to things I shouldn't be. I feel great after using regular porn.

>>718424406
Lol #nicetry

>>718424406
What kind of camera....

>>718423526
how 2 find grill dat lyk

>>718422171
low tier IT peasant detected

>>718424876
70k a year position. I Don't care if you call bullshit. I know what im about son.

>>718425006
70k ¥?

Lol... USD

Touch my cousin's ass while she was "sleeping". turns out she was awake the entire time and felt all the thing, also, I got rek'd after she left. We don't spoke since.

>>718425792
Sucks, op here, I fucked my cousin at a new years party. We dont speak either after that.

>>718425866

Well, I hope it was worth it, mate

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I just think it's funny and wanted to share, it's not really a secret

I would walk down the crowded hallways in highschool and find the girl with the biggest ass, and when they would abruptly stop from someone infront of them, i would rub my entire meat on her ass, and then afterwards say excuse me.

>>718420950
I banged my bf once when I woke up. All while his best friend was still sleeping in the same room, after a party.

>>718420927
post pic with gf/wife

post some fucking pics goddammit

>>718420456
>>718422160
>>718422291
Hollister's used to be set up like this with coed changing areas. I used to watch girls change and have girls watch me jerk off as well. It was pure heaven while it lasted

>>718423300
r u 12 my fri3nD

>>718422153
any to share?

>>718420456
>be me 25
>be antisocial freak
>get invited to a pool
>have to stay in a small hotel my grandfather owned
>there are 10 people who live within 1km radius
>everybody goes to sleep
>i am awake
>gets out of the motel
>finds a drunk fuck on the street
>gets him and takes him to a local river
>tortures him for 2 hours
>leaves the fucker and gets away
>nobody believes the fag
>two years later drowns the fags dog
Why you ask? Because i saw the retard in the pool,then he pushed me and called me a fag...

>>718423265
I used to fuck my wife while she is sleeping too. I got her consent. She always wake up a bit for her climax then go back to sleep. Then tell me just to wipe it up and put her panties back on. Back then I always get horny in the middle of the night or at dawn so she told me to just use her while she is sleeping and dont bother to wake her up

At pool one day with wife and her family, take a metric shit ton of creep shots of her little teenage sister. Feelsbadman.jpg fap buckets anyway, then delete photos. Wife trying to clear space on computer year or two later, files all saved somehow, ohfucohfucohfuck, but she only saw thumbs pop up while they were deleting. "Uhhh my phone must have been hacked?" Still married 3 years later...

>>718429532
Ha, amateur

>>718421568

enjoy jail u weak excuse of a man

>>718424340
Are you me?

>>718420456
I actually once did the same thing, saw some really awesome 10/10 cheese pizza kek. also I have used the power of my mind to influence normies to make them feel really scared at the middle of the night, was following them and doing thit shit. dont know if it worked or not but once someone ran away. and this one time I went to pitch black forest on hallucinogens and started talking to shadow people while making a satanic ritual. I'm schizo

>>718422941
There is really nothing creepy about having sex with your girlfriend/wife while she's drunk/asleep if you already have sex with her anyway. You know damn well they rub your dick while you are sleeping.

>>718420456
Mentioned this before
>Got back from Afghanistan, started school with the GI bill. Everything seemed - not boring, but almost colorless
>One day I was walking to my rental and saw a girl I know go into a rental uni in a house. Later that night I was out walking because I couldn't sleep, walked by her place and just - broke in, quietly, and snooped around while she and her roomie were out.
>Life felt better for a while, then it started to 'drain away' so I actually sorta' looked for a place to do the same.
>About once a month I would slip into a place, look around, and leave with no evidence I'd been there.
>After a while I escalated to doing it while people were there and asleep
>a few times I did it while people were there *and awake*, slipping through the house without them noticing me.
>Then one night, I am in a family's house; dad is putting the little girl to sleep and the mom is getting into the shower when it hits me;
>Where the fuck is this going? What am I going to end up doing?
>I slipped out, went to my place, and was up all night.
>Called the VA the next morning and got into counseling. Told the shrink I felt compelled to do something like that.
>Realize over time I both felt isolated from 'normal people' and missed the adrenaline so I did a high-risk 'insertion' into other people's 'real' lives.
>My place is fort knox secure, now

>>718422941
literally the most autistic shit ive heard today, although the day is still young.

>>718420456
I used a computer to post on /b/

That's it

Took pics off my buddys computer while I was watching his house. Looks like his wife is a prude and they only have lingerie pix

>>718429253
fag

>>718423300
If u shoot someone in the head while up sick is in her mouth u would get up sick chopped bro still nice story 7/10

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>>718420456
i've been stalking my crush's social media for 4 months straight. never had the oppurtunity to talk to her in real life because i see her so infrequently. sucks.

>>718429253
fag

>>718429253
faggot

>>718429253
Biggest fag.

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>>718429253
fagot

>>718432516
>>718432581
>>718432562
>>718432562
>>718432534
>>718432581
>>718432516
Retards getting mad for a lousy dog go kill yourself and ur dogs

>>718431551
thats pretty crazy, never got caught?

>>718431551
>>718432776
good on you for getting it sorted out in the end though

>>718424192
youtu (.)be/o_7TkeokxLw

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>>718432735
lol you just (You)'d me twice you dumb nigger

>>718420797
Well that sounds like something i'd never do because it's technically rape, and if you break the law you are going to get raped in prison.

Find women I'm attracted to online, and learn their home address. Follow them while they're doing their errands, and park next to their car. As they're getting back into their car, I'm in the back seat jerking off to their Facebook and Instagram pics. Blow my load while looking them right in the eye.

>>718420456

Used to work as a box boy and peek up girls skirts in the beer cooler.

>>718432776
Not caught.
A little kid sorta' saw me once, but I just smiled real big, waved at her, and left.
One girl who I watched as she slept confided in a friend she thought someone had been in her place, but couldn't explain why. Her friend told me about it since I was a vet and asked me to walk her to and from the store, since I lived close.

>>718432855
I am very glad I stopped.

>>718433099
jesus christ dude. did you ever get cops called on you?

>>718429253
I bet you did it in a sexual way cos youre a fag

>>718433051
Back seat in their cars? You got balls of steel.

>>718433179
Nope. Not once.

>>718433268
ninja af

>>718433267
No, back seat of my car. They don't see me.

Female workmate constantly asking to borrow my phone charger. I brought a usb cable into work and started to use that. Next time she asked i pushed the end through the divider between our desks and said she could use it. She uses is every few weeks now, ive just left it there. Whenever she does i go trough her photos looking for wins

>>718433623
ever get any wins?

>>718434321
her in underwear once. shes ugly and I have no interest in her. dont know why i do it, mainly for random interest i guess?

and no i wont post anything, i like being employed lol

>>718428664
anyone with similar experiences or pics?

>>718433341
ah ok in that case you're a faggot

>>718434435
fag. post em

>>718435175
i will enjoy my faggotry

>>718434435
kik?

>>718435266
fair enough

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>>718431551
>Rental
>Uni

>GI bill
>VA

Bongburger is confused what country his bathroom bullshit takes place in.

I like to search of unprotected NAS drives online and then forensically trawl through them looking for goods. Sometimes i go through someones whole life it seems. Wins are rare but when they happen its great

I do cleaning for dorms and steal panties that girls leave with their unattended laundry. Also, sneak into my roommates room and sniff her panties while i jerk off.

>>718423300
Prove it

>>718422171
kek what a useless job. Windows IT? Everyone is born knowing all about Windows master race

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Jerked off to Random Dropbox's

>>718421110
Guess she figures it's better her face than someone else's. It's good that you are honest with yourself and with her.