we need a green text or story thread about what happend when

I took her home and gaver her boiled eggs when she woke up

i found a drunk girl at a party once.

i rolled her onto her side so she wouldn't choke on her own vomit.

when i came back later to see if she was okay, she was gone, but there was a fan of vomit - mostly bacardi and coke - spread out where her face had been, with delicate feathering at the leading end where her hair had dragged through it.

i never saw her again, which was just as well, because any whore who gets that catatonic that early in the evening is bad news. probably fall asleep while trying to suck your dick.

>>718400811
kek

Not finding a random girl at a party but kind of related???

>Be me
>Be 21
>Be dating a really hot red head chick
>She is a miserable alchohalic
>I am also a miserable alcoholic
>I pick her up from a "wine and cheese" party
>She is completely black out drunk she can't even stand up straight. She is like a tree in a strong wind
>I take her back to my place
>I strip down to my boxers
>She leaves her clothes on cause she is too drunk to take them off and I don't wanna bother
>She passes out with her head on my naked chest
>I lie there for about ten minuets
>She begins to very gently in a few kinda burp vomits, pukes all over my chest red wine and fancy stinky blue cheese
>Honestly it didn't feel bad it was nice and warm but it SMELLED FUCKING HORRIBLE
>Wasn't really sure what to do so I just kinda laid there figuring out what to do next

1/2

>>718401104

2/2

>Get up clean puke off myself
>Pick her up cary her into the bathroom
>She has long red hair down to her ass and it's filled with chunks of blue cheese puke
>Start to take her clothes off so I can get her in the shower
>She is completely blacked out is a slurry half conscious zombie state
>She is pathetically trying to fight me off saying "Stop all these people can see"
>I'm pissed to I kinda snap at her loudly "Bitch no one is here but us and I've seen you naked 1,000 times!"
>Get her in tub attempt to wash puke out her hair with the long hose shower head thing
>She starts screaming at the top of her lungs 'STOP RAPING ME, HELP SOMEONE, HE IS RAPING ME!!!"
>Without thinking I scream back at her, 'BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M NOT RAPING YOU!!!"
>She passes out in the tub
>I drag her back into my bedroom, flip the mattress, throw her on the bed
>I end up staying up all night watching her sleep so she doesn't choke on her puke and die or whatever
>Early next morning in the kitchen making coffee my roommate walks in
>Roomate says, "Hey dude I know it's none of my business but, "What the fuck were you doing in the bathroom last night?"
>I tell him what happened
>He belives me
>He says, "Awweee what a fucking cunt"
>The End

hi fbi :^)

>>718401137
but you did rape her, right?

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Halloween parties rule.

Enjoy, /b/ros.

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>>718401551

Negative, I'm not a basement dwelling neck beard. I can bang hot chicks without raping them.

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>>718402506

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>>718402665
>go on..

>>718402665
continue sir

>>718402665
As you were saying....

Dabump

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>>718402665
go on, also story

Took a Co worker home because she was white girl wasted and trashing the place. We live in the same apartment complex so nobody said anything but I ended up getting her inside and throwing her in the shower because she was halfway covered in a mix of puke and bbq sauce. Then had to get her ass out after she fell and ate shit in the shower which was a fun time.

Long story short, got her out of the shower, threw her in bed. Halfway drunk and asleep she says "what, you don't want to fuck me? " threw off my clothes and fucked the shit out of her and nutted inside. Best part is, I've been trying to fuck her for probably the two years I've worked with her and she doesn't remember the night. Her boyfriend/ fiance doesn't know about it either.

Fine by me though. She asked for it. 6/10 would do again.

>>718402665
bump

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This is what I found.

>>718402665
Where is the rest?

brought her back to my house and made her eat all the eggs

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>>718404225
Wow..i have the most fucked up hard on.

what the shit nigger

>>718400162
>be me sophomore year in Texas
>most roomies are engineers
>boring and autistic as fuck
>get invited to one of their parties
>had friend fix my pc so nothing better to do
>get there and it's a bunch or austists
>free beer so not that bad
>6/10 girl walks in with giant boobs, at least DD
>gravitate towards her since since the only decent one
>keep drinking with her
>getting pretty buzzed and she asks for more beers
>go to kitchen and get caught up with friends
>hour later no big tit chick in sight so ask a friend
>oh she just walked into her room, probably went to the bathroom
>check room
>see her passed out next to the toilet
>oh fuck.png
>put down her her shit and start jacking off while she's passed out drunk
>start getting riskier and start fingering her
>getting all wet and shit and I'm getting harder
>thinking I'll just end up sticking in the tip but couldn't control it
>after much thrusting and tit grabbing I finally cum waaaay deep inside her
>sober enough to remember all my buckets drip out of her pussy
>leave her there and make sure no one saw me leave the room

Couple months later my roommate told me big tits had a miscarriage because she was a binge drinker and didn't know she was pregnant.

9/10 experience, there's something exhilarating about fucking a drunk girl and creaming her

>>718403957
got any pics of her?

>>718405447
Are you mad that she killed you're only son? Will you be seeking revenge?

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>>718405837

>>718400162
>Wrote all over her with a sharpy.

Found out that she had been drugged and raped.

Her parents saw the sharpey all over her body, and quickly got the rapists sent to prison.

Should I feel bad? I didn't know.

>>718402520
>I'm not a basement dwelling neck beard.
Hmm, sounds just like something a basement dwelling neck beard might say...

>>718402665
is that your mom?

Found drunk chick. Made sure no douchebag fucks were going to,take advantage of her. Found a safe area and put her on her side and covered her with a blanket. Made sure her friends knew where she was so they could check on her from time to time. She woke up a cpl hrs later thanked me and rejoined the party. I ended up fucking her a cpl of weeks later. She found my number called me and said she wanted to thank me properly. It's amazing how when you treat people with respect how much things work out for you. We are still good friends too. That was like 5 years ago and we are both with other people.

>>718405837
I honestly had no idea she was even pregnant, even when I came in her that thought never occurred to me. Didn't really care after that.

She was blurring the line between chubby and fat, so I wouldn't have wanted to share my genes with her anyway

>>718402665
I hope you got consent you misogynist pig

>>718406194
>things that never happened

>>718406194
>things that never happen

>>718406375
If you want to get away with something, do something so ridiculous that even if you confess to it no one will believe you.

>>718406194
>Found drunk chick. Made sure no douchebag fucks were going to,take advantage of her. Found a safe area and put her on her side and covered her with a blanket.
Jesus what a faggot.
The kind of person that passes out at a party isn't worth respect.

>>718405447
You rapist misogynist pig

>>718406194
You rapist misogynist pig

>>718402448
>>718402506
>>718402556
>>718402665
MOAR

>>718400811
toplel

>>718406458
Ahahaha God quotes for 100?

>>718405447
You call them autists but you're the one fucking a passed out chick in the bathroom

You do realize that's full blown rape right?

>>718402665
Continue man dont stop

>>718400162
>In mother Russia, just other day.
>Be me, walking on avenue.
>Think “I should take mother out of hospital for night to test out new arms.”
>Put on finest suit.
>Take mother to discotech for drink and dance.
>Discotech good time until many become afraid.
>Find out large powerful bear was in discotech, on dance floor, hurting people.
>Will not let mother die same way as father!
>Remove upper portion of suit.
>Walk to discotech dance floor.
>Challenge bear to fist of cuffs.
>Bear roars.
>I punch bear in throat, gut, and face.
>Overwhelm bear with my might and bear surrenders.
>Bear flees discotech.
>Everybody rejoice my victory.
>Mother, many other women from discotech and self go back to my home.
>We all drink, sex, and proclaim victory over bear until sun up.
>Desire to someday go to US of A to harm bears, drink vodka, and sex all the mothers and other women at discotechs!

>>718406326
>>718406711
>>718406579
Kys. Seriously, go to fucking Tumblr you cunt.

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>>718406873
Shhhh no one cares.that is winrape at most officer.fuk outta here

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>>718400861
Kek

>>718406873
Don't like reading these type of stories? Go to fucking Tumblr where your safe space is.

>>718407099
Dubs comf. Must be Factual evidence indubitably. Well played sir.well....played

>>718407015
Are you trying to communicate?

You rapist misogynist pig.

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>>718406711
>>718406579
>>718406326

>>718407393
Lol wtf are you doing on 4chan than fam ?

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>>718407393

>>718405474

None I'm willing to put up here. I still work with her on the daily. 7/10 half hispanic white girl. Got a little extra chub from her baby but big ole titties and a fat ass

>>718402665
Really /b/ro? You're just going to leave us hanging?

>>718407005
That was beautiful

>>718407861
any shots w/o face?

anyone else have a drunk fetish?

>>718408622
I cant believe it either

>>718408763
I have an everything fetish when I'm drunk if that counts.

>>718407005
someone screencap

>>718408671
TY

>>718404591
Source? More?

>>718409338
hb u screencap fgt

>>718409338
Believe it or not, this is somewhat a true story, based on actual events that happened to a friend of mine while we were on semester overseas... I did eye witness the actual event, and it's a really good true story on top of his half ass version.

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>>718409338
Close enough.

>>718400162
>Be me
>20 y/o
>4/10 chubby co worker is getting drunk with her cousin down stairs
>calls me down
>i dont know these people so im not worried if they see with this landwhale
>she is already blacked out, like incoherent drunk
>im 130 pounds at the time
>she is atleast 170 pounds (conservative estimate)
>they want her gone
>"take her to get a coffee and get her to sober up omg"
>i carry this bitch up 2 flights of stairs all the while smashing her face around the rails and shit
>dropped her at my door then had to drag her in

If anyone saw me doing this they probably thought i was some caveman rapist
>get her into my bed, too tired for rapey things
>i continue doing drugs
>bring her a glass of water some time later
>this bitch pisses her pants and drenches my bed
>shit herself so it smelt horrible

I left her like that for the entire night. She must have had a bad rash when she got up

>>718403957
>she fell and ate shit in the shower

my dick is slightly chubby

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> been strung out on meth for over a year
> spend 60 bucks to get a crank whore
> 55 year old white bitch from tenessee
> bitch has a foul mouth and is chain smoking menthols
> bitch says I have to get her high also pay the 60
> we smoke all my shit
> the bitch starts talking shit
> I am not attracted to this ugly bitch
> she is skinny as fuck
> she is a dope fiend hooker
> she might be ugly as fuck,but I can't tell ( the meth )
> I can't get my dick hard because of all the dope we smoked
> I stuff my balls in her ass
> vain attempt at sex
> I have to re-coup my losses ( all that dope, and 60 !!! )
> I try to fuck her ass , using only my balls
> FUUUUCKKK !!!
> I gotta get something out of this !
> continue trying to produce friction with my balls stuffed into her ass
> she is chewing gum and smoking another menthol
> she grabs the t.v. remote and starts flipping thru channels
> a baby starts crying and I can hear it from some other room in this crack house
> can't squirt a load, dick won't get hard
> fuck it bitch you owe me 60 and you better smoke me out when you get some shit bitch !

>>718407518
You rapist misogynist pig

>>718407470
You rapist misogynist pig

>>718407706
You rapist misogynist pig

>>718407005
You rapist misogynist pig

>>718410635
This was completely consensual.

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>>718410635
>>718410543
>>718410517
>>718410492

>>718410690
Congratulations on performing your native mating rituals :)

>>718410166

this is the place that is called "hitting bottom", and you couldn't even penetrate....

>>718410997
TY friend

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>>718411077
Checked

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>>718402665

i'm 25 and a virgin. i want to have sex before i die.

>>718400162
I know a guy who kicked a passed out girl in the vagina a few times. He wanted her to think she got raped without actually raping her.

>>718410166
>been strung out on meth

Boy if you dont get.

>>718411403
gay, straight, or bi?

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>>718400811
>Underrated

>>718411439
Pics of kicked vagina?

>>718411575
straight.

i'm more homophobic than isis.

>>718411439
Should've raped her.

>>718411723
well I can't help you then.

>>718411403
Get fucked

Fucked a lesbian bare back. Finished inside her then my buddy came all over her face.

>be me
>drinking with friend
>she's a 7/10
>go to bathroom
>come out of bathroom
>she's passed out drunk on couch
>play with her titties
>puss out and put her clothes back on
>take her to bed
>tuck her in nice and cozy
>go drink till you black out on the couch

>>718400162
The girl in that pic is a friend of mine irl

>>718404225
As long as it's still warm and the rigor mortis hasn't set in yet, it's good to go.

>>718405474
Fuck off, women are the worst they think that they have the right to get blackout drunk and crash anywhere and nobody is allowed to fuck with them

>>718406194
Or you can just fuck her passed out? What if she woke up and got hit by a bus the next day?

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>>718406579
fuck off bitch.

>>718400162
>Be me
>28 m
>At highschool reunion
>Avoided all the people here for years
>Hated highschool
>Run into ex from highschool
>She married guy who looks just like me
>No kids
>She's drunk
>Whispers in my ear "Anon...don't tell anyone but I still love you"
>I've hated her since we broke up
>Get her to walk with me someplace secluded (some kind of storage area in community centre)
>Hate fuck her like the whore she is
>nut inside her and walk away silently
>Just get back inside the main hall where everyone else is
>Girl who used to shit talk me runs up and hugs me
>"Anon!! I haven't seen you for years!"
>Few drinks later
>Take her to same spot
>Hate fuck her
>Nut inside her
>Leave the reunion party
>About a year later I find out both women gave birth to boys.
>Boys are way more common than girls in my family
>Both boys look a bit like me, definitely have my eyes, dark blue ring around light blue ring then green iris.
>Some other distinct features that they share with me but their moms don't have and their husbands don't either.
>Laugh every time I see a pic of these guys holding my sons and being so proud.
>Feel nothing for the little bastards.

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>>718419519
i really really like this webm. it gives me joy.

>>718404225
As decoration I think it's takes up a lot. Also with some lights you could have a nice lamp.

>>718420112
its all yours my friend

>Was at a party where my older sister had brought a friend who had never partied before
>She got shitfaced
>went to bathroom
>saw her inside, passed out face down next to toilet panties around her ankles, door wasn't even locked
>locked the door behind me and started fucking her
>finished in less than a minute because the rush was intense.
>put her in tub after and continued to party
Next morning she was at our house and had no clue as she sat across the table from me.

>>718400162
>be me
>23 yo fm
>have an alcoholic bf that ive been with for about 4 years
>about 5 months ago he blacked out on kraken
>he was super submissive
>best part is he doesn't remember it
>since than ive been able to get him to wear girls clothes and use a dildo on him all while he's black out drunk
>ive been getting risker with what ive been able to get him to do.
>most things tho are just me getting him to say things
>Really want to watch another dude receive oral from him.
>upset cuz we no zero gay guys irl.
Also it would be really hard to get someone els involved seeing as how he knows nothing about this. Thoughts?

>Be me, 28, married to another alcoholic
>Wife hasn't been in the mood lately
>Buy weed last week (don't usually smoke that much)
>Get wife drunk like normal
>We smoke, she passes out
>Take wife's panties off
>Start fucking her, nut inside her, she has a full pussy
>Do the same thing every night for the past week

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>>718407005
>mfw this story

>>718407005
Most legit thing I've read in eons

>>718420405
thanks lori

>>718419242
>how I wish it happened; the post.

>>718402665

show the fookin tittahs

>Be me 24 @ house party
>Chick there is 32 yo MILF, blonde with decent tits, dat ass for a mother of two
>She's there with her bf (not kids fathers); he's a normie but kinda neckbeard-ish
>Talk to them a bit along with everyone else, drink lots of Jack
>Few other hot girls there, get one number from a 6/10 but not much luck; everyone there with sig other
>Later at night everyone left smashed and stumbling around
>See MILF and she's the worst, has been downing Kinky vodka drinks all night; bitch can barely stand and eyes are blurred
>She starts mumbling to me some incoherent whore babble that I can't fucking understand a word of
>Ask where her bf is; more babble, shit is obnoxious; she starts giggling like a schoolgirl
>Yell out where is her man; someone says he was on call for work and had to run to a job (locksmith)
>Girl mumbles something about being sick; looks like she's gonna puke
>Instinct takes over and I carry her dead weight to the bathroom
>Upstairs bathroom occupied, fuck me; she's now yelling she's sick
>Drag her downstairs to bathroom; she doesn't make Toilet but hurls in sink
>Smells fucking disgusting; I'm just as drunk and holding her hair back sort of
>She mumbles that she forgot her phone back at the restaurant (me: ???)
>I ask if she's all right; trying to lay her down and hand rubs on her tit
>She starts talking about some nonsense when I realize she thinks I'm her boyfriend
>As she lays down her arms are around me...I reach up and lock the door and turn on fan
>Lift her shirt up and start kissing her chest then sucking on her nipples; she starts undoing her jeans
>I get undressed as well and guide her hand to my cock
>She is still talking incoherently but I get out of her "let's do it quick" before she gets sick again
>Dick sucking is prob out of the question here so I rub her clit until she's wet
>Takes a few thrusts but then I'm in; shit is a bit loose but overall not bad
>She tries to kiss me while I'm doing it; fuck that

Cont...

>>718423958
Part 2...
>Despite being wasted I'm almost diamonds because of the situation
>Fuck her deep and hold my cock inside her and throb it; she actually starts getting to close to cumming
>She whispers keep doing that baby
>I keep at it and her body jerks a bit and she moans
>I pump some more then unload into her
>Realize she might figure something out soon so I wipe my jizz out of her pussy with toilet paper and pull her pants up
>Try to get her shirt on but she's mumbling just lay with me baby...not gonna happen because her bf was coming back from his job
>Get her tank top back on, bra still on the floor as is her outer top
>Roll her over on side in case she pukes again and stealthily exit and rejoin party
>Act like nothing happened and sure enough bf returns about 30 min later
>He finds her and is carrying her up stairs to leave
>I get a bit scared she'll remember or say something - not a thing
>He apparently told host to thank whoever got her to bathroom and laid her down
>Felt kinda bad but had to lol at that one
>Never heard about it again

>>718400162
>be me
>get idea in the middle of the night
>Think 'I will never get a gf, i might as well donate sperm!'
>Next morning go to the Doctors and get tested to see if im potent
>Doc asks if im wanting a child
>just stay silent and stare at the ceiling
>he laughs and asks be to describe 'her'
>start describing my waifu, Ritsu
>'You are one lucky boy'
>im 29 but still look 15
>time passes
>results say that i have no chance of impregnation
>Cry in the doctor's office, as not to seem awkward
>this puts a hole in my plan
> still want my sperm to be inside a real woman
>Have dog
>buy one of those dog sex toys
>Buy one of those bras that can hold liqueur/wine
>after a few day i have enough to fill it up
>i was keeping the bra in my fridge to preserve the semen
> go to a different doctor, but as i fill the cup i add some of the dog gunk
>plan works i have the certificate from the doctor
>Over the next few day i donate my sperm mixed with the dog's at five different clinics around me
>after running out of the initial bra's full i begin to get it from my dog on the daily basis
>its not enough for five per day
> go to the dog shelter and adopt two more dogs
>i can now donate five times each day and have some left over for other means
>Adopt some bitches from the shelter
>breed dogs as well as donate dog-man sperm to the banks
>realise that bitches count as female
>after the dogs fuck, i get the bitch and use a syringe to add myself into the mix
>this continues
Its pretty cool knowing that you have had your nut in thousands of Women

>>718419242
>Boys are way more common than girls in my family
That's not how biology works kiddo

>>718405447
That's rape

Greedy cunts, fuckpig whores.... ahhhwwgwhh makes my autism worse, wheres the knife... where is my friend... only he can shield me from the whores... fucking cut them into pieces saw them with chainsaws... fuckin whores.... ahhhhh