Secrets / Vent / Advice thread

Well, my friend is in an odd position.

He tried to meet up with a girl twice. She canceled both times and would go dark. He ended up just wishing her a merry xmas, and they ended up talking for a while. Then goes dark again.

Now a week later she contacts him, and seems like she is having a friend write or atleast approve her texts (Due to timing between two messages) and then she asks him to go and get coffee. Which they did..

i still feel bad about being a straight up goon bully back in school, think about it before i go to sleep
feelsbadman

Not gay, but I wanna fuck a trap in the ass

I regularly meet couples on Craigslist and fuck the wife while the husband watches / records / listens / hears about it later.

I jerk off into unisex bathroom soap containers

I want to start taking hormones and become a girl, but at the same time I want to be the father of a daughter. Fucking ultimatums.

i match with girls on tinder just to feel like girls like me... but i never talk to them because im socially awkward.

>dad is a violent schizophrenic paedophile from a rough city
>my mum was also violent
>parents moved from Manchester to Taunton in 1981 because racist
>had my sister in '89 and me in '92
>used to beat me, lock me in cupboards and wash mouth out with soap when I was as young as 3
>had to watch and sometimes get caught inbetween parents physical fighting
>mum and dad divorced in '95
>mum took me and sister to Manchester women and childrens home
>met a guy called Frank
>he used to beat me and my sister, swung us by our ears until they bled
>dad found us and took us to Exeter
>sexually abused me, physically abused me, mentally abused me and verbally abused me
>used to go crazy a lot, heavy drinker. extremely violent
>dropped sister off at cop station in June of '97
>I'm with this crazy bastard until late '98
>go into care
>am withdrawn
>I molested kids when I was a kid (even living with my dad)
>my foster dad cheated on my foster mum so there were a lot of fights there
>foster dad has punched me on occasion
>I tried to fuck foster sister
>killed her hamsters and a dog
>pyromaniac
>thought about mass murder a lot
>thief
>vandal
>I attempted burglary once
>zoophillia

Now I want to end everybody. Woo! Kill kill kill

>>718353261
>not gay
>wants to put his penis in another man's ass

If you say so anon

I fucked a pretty famous makeup artist and her boyfriend. I met them on craigslist. She posted the ad and said they both wanted to be fucked and would both suck my dick. They did. She doesn't know I used to post on the message board she ran for years. Her tits were not as cool looking as I had hoped all those years.

>>718354709
edgy

>>718354740
Eh. at least I'm not the one getting fucked

>>718354911
Make your dad proud, /b/oi.

i have a pipe bomb at home

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>>718355057
You would not fuck this?

>>718355672
No, you delusional faggot.

>>718355606
MODS

>>718355672
The autism is strong with you anon.

>>718355964
>>718356064
Meh. I don't care.

Atleast I am not looking for a Trap to have an actual relationship with

I am a sexually quite open professor in Europe, happily married, two kids.

Nevertheless, on conferences I prefer to visit swinger clubs and gay saunas to choke on some cocks. At home I am the loving husband, but outside it is great to have cock ring on and an anal plug in and a cock in the throat to suck on. #no homo

>>718356283
You're attracted to guys, it's cool anon. Most fags on /b/. Just accept it and stop being a fag about it

>>718356283
Stop kidding yourself, degenerate slime.

I used to finger my girlfriend's ass in middle school, in class, and walk around smelling it.

>>718356355
Ah, forgot my question: How to I make female ERASMUS students suck my cock? especially the polish bitches? Is it worth the risk? I think that a 25€ hooker (also polish :-)) is better, or what do you think?

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If I'm horny enough, I'll flip on my back and drink my own cum while fapping. Have many times before. In the shower, I sometimes finger my ass while fapping with my upper body against the wall.

>>718356505
INTERPOL PLS STOP THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN

>>718356399
I don't deny that I am attracted to a select few. (Hence why I id as Bi)

Just not interested in a romantic relationship with them.

I use to analy rape my ex gf. Shit was cash

I fell for this girl. She's damn near perfect in my eyes. Cute as fuck, kinda awkward in a good way. Smart as hell, knows what she wants in life. She is the type of girl that I wanna marry.

But she gives of mixed signals.

She seems very enthusiastic about meeting up and doing something. But then when we get close to it, she shys away. Maybe it's her awkwardness acting up? who knows.

But it's not like she shy's away from talking. We can talk for an entire day without issue, and she will always respond to my mild teasing favorably. While she kinda does the same to me, but in a way that would be trying to motivate me to do something

I don't know what the deal with her is. Seems like she might actually like me. But she just can't commit to a meet up. Even those she seems so eager and enthusiastic about it. I guess just take it slow until I actually get some sorta response from her.

It's kinda funny. I stupidly accused her of lying to me, and it seems like she still likes me even after that. She just accepted my apology and we continued as normal.

>>718355672
show dick

>>718354882
No. A typical response of an abuse victim
Come help me end normies lad

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>>718356776
Here's Kalindras Dick

I'm loaded, but choose to do menial work (like sell wood for fires and furniture). I can no longer do the 9-5 gig. Was killing me.

tell her what you feel and give her an ultimatum. worked for me. went abroad and been together with her ever since

I steeling my neighbor gas evey night for about 3 years now

>>718351604

I have my dick sucked by a guy, no homo.

>>718357400
Who are you replying to?

i found out my friend and his girlfriend's facebook account and password when he sent the laptop to me for fixing ( the girl's laptop password was same in all her accounts, now i monitor them on a daily basis. I also get in with nudes and some steamy videos

I fuck my wifes younger big tit sister for about mouth now best sex of my life

>>718357898
Anything good?

>>718351776
I threw a retarded kid in a trash can to steal his crayons in first grade. I'm a monster.

>>718357898
you should share with us :)

My GF cucked me for the first time today with my conscent

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>>718354709
Zappa Knows Now.

>>718356993
Same. I like manual labor and build fences, even though I have enough money to not do a thing for years and years.

>>718358459
My wife fucked me and a guy we met at a bar over the weekend. After getting pounded silly she wants sex from me nonstop.

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>>718358026
>>718358204
here's her pussy, my friend took a picture of when she was sleeping. that's the only one im gonna post tho.

>>718358741
That's fine. The fbid is there and since I have low level api access, I will be posting their identities shirtly. Fucking idiot.

>>718358688
Same here anon. Sex has been amazing ever since we started talking about threesome or cuckolding. No regrets so far

I want to fuck my mom and have fapped while wearing her panties and leggings and also used her vibrator on myself

>>718358883
kerk

>>718358883
that's fine, can you teach me the way tho?

>>718358883
lol that's a clever way to scare people who don't know much about development. gj

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>>718354709
edge lord is edgy

>>718359770
i mean im open to learning how to do it tbh (if that even is possible), not even scared of that fact that they found out. like shit don't send nudes if you don't want them leaking am i right

>>718356866
edge lord is edgy

>>718360128
It hasn't been possible to do that in a long time. I dunno, people are entitled to some privacy.

>Friends of parents are gone for the week, family holiday
>I barely know that family
>I have to go to their house every day, to feed their cat, parents can't be bothered with it
>Go to their house
>It's a pretty cool cat
>Pet cat
>I get curious
>Walk around their empty house, look at bookshelves, check whats in the fridge, see how they live basically
>Check upstairs bedrooms
>Walk into girl bedroom
>Check pictures of her and friends, she's hot af
>See passport
>15 yr old
>Open her closet, see bra's and panties
>Get horny
>Sit on her couch in bedroom
>Start jerking off into this girls nice smelling bedroom
>About to cum
>Grab pillow from bed
>Cum into pillow, whipe dick off pillow
>Go downstairs, feed cat
>Go home, like nothing happened.

I'm not proud of what I've done. That girl probably rubbed her face in my dried cum for days, weeks maybe after she came home from her family holiday.

>>718354462
You are not father material. I would never trust you with a child.

>>718351604
YOU SAID YESTERDAYS WAS THE LAST ONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HOPE YOU DIE NOW

>>718360618
nice

>>718360837
Different people post em

>>718360508
well i'd consider them lucky that im the one who has access and not anyone else, if it were anyone else they'd be viral on social media already, or at least where i live they'd be

>>718360942
The claim that its been the same fag for years was brought to the threads attention. NO ONE DISPUTED THAT. It's the same fucking fag. I fucking know it. Exact same time frame. Exact same picture. It's fucking him.

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>>718351604
>wait 4 weeks for package because some bullshit happened in between
>finally get package
>they sent the wrong fucking one
I want to fucking die

>>718361145
Nope..

It's just that more people tend to be on /b/ at this time, and it is the original pic, so someone may have downloaded it used it for theirs...

>>718354539
same
>feelsbadman

my boss from work is desperately trying to fuck me, she just recently promoted me and we havent done anything. ive been in a relationship for 3 years. but with my flirting with my boss im getting promoted. but now she is taking me to meeting and at some point i might have to fuck her. but im a beta and dont want to cheat on my girlfriend

used to steal my neighbors wifi and disel by throwing a basket at his front window then proceding to sneak in round back once i got what i needed i'd leave a picture of the loch ness monster

>>718362208
please describe boss' body and then describe gf's body

>>718354839
explain why you were posting on a makeup message board as a straight man please

>>718362662
Boss: 31 i think? skinny to average, DD, decent ass
GF: 21 skinny, B tits, huge ass

>>718354709
United supporter?

>>718363094
anything your gf won't do that you want sexually (anal, bdsm, etc)?

>>718360618
Sorry to break it to you anon, girls wash their bedding once a week at least.

>>718363094
Both sound hot in their own way?

>>718363203
naw shes pretty down for whatever i ask. we have a great sex life

>>718354013
Do you have a big dick or are you extremely fit?

I want to do this but I'm decidedly average in both categories and not sure I should bother.

>>718351630
Shes prbs a rapist.

>>718363262
they are both really hot, BUT bosses husband is jealous as fuck and has called me when i was texting her about work related stuff so i couldnt imagine him seeing what she has said to me

>>718363301
Threesome

>>718363426
Sounds like you should look for a new job. You'll end up getting in some deep shit.

>>718363408
Yea.... No.....

It actually went well from what he said

>>718363519
boss would probably be down, i dont know about GF. i brought it up once as a joke and we almost went trhough with it but she chickened out, fear that id leave her

>>718363602
thing is, i used to work at pizza places and now i have a really good job, but its not out of the question to look for a new one

I'm a potential blackmailer. I have never actually done it but I always save like pictures or texts that I could use if someone was to does something bad to me or anything. I know I would do it it's just the situation never arose.

I have a massive collection of people I know, and I jerk off to them so much, that I can barely get it up while jerking to them. I'd fuck them if I got the chance though. But, I am not good at talking to people in general. I have an unhealthy obsession. At this point, I dont even need to see ass or tits, their faces are enough to get me off, even though I really cant get it up. Went to school with all them, except a few.

i couldnt stop thinking about my older sis the entire day, i know what you guys will tell me but its not that simple
i wish i could just forget her, as i feel really bad for this feeling

When I was around 7 and my sister 9 we used to do things like rub my dick on her hips with my face on her chest, put my face between her legs or in her ass while grabbing it, put my penis in her face, without knowing what that was. when I was around 9 we stoped doing it and never talked about it again and never told anyone.

How do I get back a psychopath girl or find some bad record on them or something?

I worked with this girl in a research lab at the University I go to who was very bad at her experiments and continuously failed them and broke the equipment. Instead of admitting that she fucked up though she always blamed her problems on others and started telling everyone she was being sabotaged. She said that I was tampering with her equipment and the lab got pulled into a year long investigation which eventually found me not guilty of any wrong doing. Despite this she was not punished or fired and continued spreading sabotage claims about me for months afterwards.

She was confronted by one of the bosses about all the problems she was causing and so she filed a harassment claim against them and they were put into a position where they were no longer allowed to interact or have any contact with the girl. The girl continued trying to attack me and would laugh at me with other people in hallway each time she walked by and so I eventually got into a confrontation with her and told her off about all her bullshit. She had a crying fit and called the police on me and filed a harassment claim against me too. All my professors tried to defend me saying she was a liar and psychopath but my case was tried by some white knight douchebag and a fat irritable slob women executing the VAWA initiative on my ass. They ended up kicking me out of the lab and now everyone is afraid to come anywhere near girl or try to defend me at all.

Is there anything I can do to fight back against this bullshit?

>>718363131
>liking football
Fucking normie

>>718360234
>>718360103
le buzzword. Things which you can't understand are edgy woah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4879Muux9g&t=

>>718354462
Then just take hormones to become more manly

>>718364558
lol "normie" stay back bois we've got a tough one here

>>718354462
Come to terms with your masculinity anon. You'll be more content in the long run. I say this to you as a fellow human being and in the best faith possible: You will never be a girl. You owe it to yourself to accept that.

I'm a 20 year old virgin, fap 4-6 times a day, mostly to shemale porn. Used to cut myself, still want to kill myself too. I've never had a job and every time I try to look for one or write a CV I panic and can't do a fucking thing. Grade A lazy piece of shit.

>>718364901
I killed a dog
And I'm not talking about your mum

AYY LMAO

>>718361437
Plot twist its interpol

>>718366800
Wrong reply, but dubs so its k

>>718363747
this

been collecting for a decade, have many many gb of incriminating material to use if required

>>718366800
>>718366888
>dubs and trips
nice...

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>718367521
thats interesting, my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>718364491
you need some next level revenge on this gril

can you catfish her? or get an anon to help?

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>>718351604
Some people wonder. Why is that they always fall in love of the wrong person?

Quite debatable if you ask me. They have the tendency of falling in love with the worst person they could ever even think of. In women, they always fall for the "bad boy" the one who can treat them like the dirtiest dirt. Man fall for the "utopic and unachievable" woman. They don’t look around to see who is looking for them.

Some people even lie to themselves. Saying that what really matters is what is in the inside, but we all know that ain't true. Regardless of how amazing you can actually be, in the end, it all comes back to looks. People get confused believing in their lies so much that in the end they won't choose either one nor the other. They spent their lives alone and complain about it.

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>be me
>not you
>hook up with chick
>probably my top 5 best sexual experiences
>making love
>tells me to go harder
>proceed in missionary
>pull out a second before climaxing
>jizz all over her abdomen
>lean back
>sitting on my knees catching breath
>not a second past before she started blowing me
>total bliss
>jizz again
>bed is a complete mess of jizz, sweat, and her broken hymen
>>fast forward
>she goes home
>i proceed to get high out of my mind
>feel bad for some reason that i took it from her
>take a ridiculous amount of xanax
>get stonned
>wake up not knowing what just happened
>have no idea what i just did
>run in to her
>gives me crazy eye
>wtf why is coming on to me so hard?
>>fast forward 5 years
>HOLY SHIT
>finally hits me like a ton of bricks
>finally realize what happened
>mfw
>feels bad but good
we kind of drifted apart after that and she turned into a huge asshole. I wish I never did that-- kind of miss her a lot sometimes. I know she does, too. I feel like a lot would be different had we (at least) remained friends. but, now I feel like that would never happen due to lots of damage she has inflicted on me and friends of mine. I wish she never did that, kind of sucks because i know all she wanted was for me to not forget who she was- she just wanted my attention.

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>>718368019
Samefag here!

You know what else? I'm getting sick of one of my piece of shit friends, that son of a bitch is monotone af. He does NOTHING other than sitting on his ass like a fucking rock. He doesn't laugh, he won't get mad at anything, he won't worry for no one, but still, everyone fucking loves him. I try to do everything possible but everyone hates me. Why the fuck is this happening.

We always messed around with him about how monotone he is. He never cared, after all, we really were friends since he trusts us and everything. But why the fuck is he able to attract people by just being like that?

wife accused me of cheating. have not.
got triggered last Dec. and fucked 5 different escorts just to satisfy the accusation.

>>718354462
there's lots of trans women who stopped hormones for a 6-month period to make sperm

time to girl it up anon

>>718369542
Or he could just store some

>>718369644
yeah if she has the money

>>718356727
I've had a run in on a girl like that.

It just means that they like you, but not in that way.

>>718370119
I guess. They probably just like me as a friend.

But then again Shyness and anxiety could also lead to that type of behavior, even if they like you in that way.

And, also my friend had a similar situation, and the girl ended up asking him out in the end.

>>718367988

I dont really know what I can do, the school gave her an order of protection against me following their decision. Because VAWA does not need evidence to find me guilty when its female vs male, if anything happened they would probably find me responsible even if someone else did it.

My boyfriend and I want to have a threesome, but I just want to be able to go down on a girl and make her cum

When I was 14 I was staying at my aunts house for the weekend while my parents were vacationing. Ain't was single mom in between boyfriends and she worked a shitty job that included weekends so I got to watch my 8 yr old girl cousin while she was gone. I went to take a shower so I could jerk off. In the middle of my session my cousin bangs on the door saying she has to pee really bad. I unlock the door and run back into the shower. I hear her pee and wait a minute till I think she's gone then I resume jacking it. I'm getting into it when I hear "are you touching your thingy"? I almost fell in the shower and told her to get out. She laughed and giggled but didn't move. I yelled at her again to leave but to my complete shock she quickly moved forward and she put her mouth over my cockhead. No one but me had ever touched my dick yet so I froze. She didn't move here head she just wiggled her tongue. I had been close already so it only took me about 10 sec to cum in her mouth. She looks up at me with my cum still on her face and tells me"haha you lost the game" my mind was a million different places and I didn't know how to respond. Next thing she said was" uncle terry always lost to". terry was my aunts last long term bf so I guessed he was the one who taught her this. I wish I had told my aunt what had happen but I was scared and weak. We countinued to play the "game" till she was 12. One day I asked if we could play and she got a serious look on her face and told me we were to old to play now and that I should know better. I got so scared I didn't talk to her for a year. But nothing ever came of it and everything is normal when I see her we have normal interactions.

I support Israel.

>>718370520
Do everyone a favour and kill her

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im sexually attracted to my older sister. i think she has the perfect body. i fap to her every day and i'm obsessed with her. i want to fuck her so bad. pic related.

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>>718371171
she is so fucking gorgeous. her body drives me crazy.

I killed a hooker in a shitter European country when travelling a few years ago. Still think about it daily

>>718371377
story?

Back when it was way easier and recent pictures were actually randomized I used to get nudes and private Info from random photo bucket accounts and blackmail them into doing shit on Webcam for me and sending more pics. Longest victim I had was over a year she was a 30~ year old Milf who didn't like the idea of sending all her nudes to her sons teachers, and the entire school email address book.

>>718368019
I used to always end up in relationships with fuckin batshit crazy, drama fueled chicks. But I'm the most laid-back dude ever, and I wanted a partner that was pretty laid-back as well. This article really helped me realize why I was always ending up with the worst possible partners for myself. You should give it a read.

https://markmanson.net/psycho

>>718358741
>>718358883
>>718359770
Just fb . com / middle sequence of digits in the filename

I never should've gotten remarried. I shouldn't have even started dating when I did. Now I'm fucked....again

I like to look at women with their clothes off.

>>718371171
>>718371214
She's beautiful. Share her social media

>>718371703
Nothing overly interesting.

>6 months of backpacking across Europe with 3 friends
>At the time in a shitty eastern euro country
>Walking back to hostel alone after a night drinking, its about 2am
>Street whore approaches me, actually looks pretty cute surprisingly
>Horny as fuck, take her up on it
>Head into a nearby playground
>Start railing her with the limited endurance I was capable of in that state
>Eventually cum, wasn't even wearing a rubber which was really fucking risky and stupid looking back on it
>Anyways getting ready to pay (Because I am a gentleman obviously)
>She demands almost triple the agreed price
>Laugh in her face
>She takes a picture of my face with her phone
>Tells me she is 15, will report me to cops (consent age was 16 there)
>Freak out, don't know what to do
>Tackle her to ground and start strangling her
>Much harder than it looks in movies, took at least 2 minutes
>Hide her in nearby forest-ish area
>Go back to hostel, put bleach in backpack
>Head out, find her, load her cunt up with bleach (Was afraid of my DNA being found)
>Haul her to a nearby river that travels through a few countries, dump her in
>Sprint back home, systematically take apart and destroy every part of her phone, SIM first.(Cloud uploads weren't a thing back then so didn't have to worry about that).
>Never really hear anything about it
>Cops probably don't give a fuck about a nobody street walker
And that's how I got away with murder.

>>718373152
Should coated her entire body with bleach. Your DNA is probably all over her, not just in her cunt.

sometimes late at night i rub my peepee until it feels good

>>718373422
I was drunk and freaking out, it's been a long time and nothing has ever come of it. I stopped even bothering checking the news of that country after a few years.

>>718373585
I wouldn't ever go back. And I'd avoid neighboring countries too. Extradition laws and what not, just in case.

>>718354709
matty gangnam style

>>718370652
The both of you are unattractive.

>>718371377
Move on with your life you fuckin emotional pansy ass wannabe murderer.

>>718374476

Nope. Take your trolling to a new thread fag

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>>718372934
Me too anon, me too.

>>718374643
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt anon.

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Im doing well financially and i dont wanna commit with gf/wife so when i feel the need of female company i find young women usually in 19-22 range and take them to some vacation for week or two spending time with them and fuck them like crazy
pic relate it was from this new year found her on facebook and i take her to Dubai for 1 week
sorry for bad english im from east europe

>>718375547
im 28y old