>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles

how come you haven't turned into a male dolphin yet?

Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside their vagina

please enlighten me how my body stores and continuously create sperm that fast ...

Requesting more dolphin porn please

>>718351964
I'm pretty sure this isn't true but OP could have meant it numbs your cock so that you don't you don't get the refractory period.

>>718352162
even if it is it would only truly work for a male dolphin, no?

Clearly you've never fucked a girl who's done kegels.

>>718352231
most likely

>>718351119
You're on /b mate. Not like you have to convince us with reasons as to why you want to fuck a dolphin.

>>718351119
>mfw don't have my own pet dolphin i can Fuck whenever I like

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Would any one else not fuck that pussy ??

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>>718351119
dolphin porn thread?

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>>718351119

>>718351119
Dolphins can't cook and I'm not fond of raw fish for every meal.

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>>718352761
>>718352667
>>718352585

>>718352653
how warm we talkin here?

>>718351119

>You can't even get them pregnant

Shows your ignorance.

I know a guy.

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>>718351119
KEK THIS THREAD

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>>718351119

This thread start being completly fucked up, no need to answers to OP.

>>718353054
Rip in piece

>>718353056
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it looks like that dolphin was a self harmer

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Include me in the screncap

Well, you can't really give a facial to a dolphin

>>718353272
is it good for her?
i dont think so

>>718353241
you dont have skills

just a big breath and you can heat the old lickaro

>>718353272
wtf is wrong with human

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Im out.

whreres the dolphinporn.zip?

>>718353394
GODDAMNIT

I think I've acquired a new fetish

i'm more into Furry

deepthroat or GTFO, faggot. shit's boring

>>718353632
Its for science cocksucker

>>718353928

do you have more dolphin porn or can I go to sleep without fearing I missed something?

>>718353956
Oh... OHHHH. Nice.

Is rape legal if it's for science ? asking for a friend of mine.

>>718351119
>dolphins don't have tits nor ass
/thread

>>718352162
never knew about that before

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>>718353984

dolphin do not have period and don't give a fuck about your dick size

>>718351119
>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside their vagina
where does this info even come from

The odds of any of you autistic, social outcasts getting your hands on a dolphin is like Trump not being inaugurated next week.
Stick to your pillowcases, fatties.

Id fuck a dolphin pussy

>718354156
whywhywhywhywhy

>>718354316
New fag detected

>>718354316
WELCOME NEW FRIEND

>>718351119
Yeah, but Dolphins got fucked but the Steelers.

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>>718351119

>>718354458
BOI IF YOU DON'T

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Imagine

>>718354266

If that were true we would be harvesting that shit as lube from time immemorial

>>718353984
this

>>718354316
hello man, you need to create a new account for being able to reply to a post.

Please go to c:/ and find system32 and then delete it, then go back to b/ and you'll be able to.

Have fun !

>>718351119
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
>Women have puny vaginal muscles, and are not even able to compete
Ummm just because you have only banged your mom, and she has a vag that you can throw a pack of hotdogs down does not count as human women.
I have had several women who can control their muscles to just sit and fuck you silly.

>>718351603
underrated

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>>718354156

>>718354585
Thank you /b/ros!
I was wondering how to do that lol

>718354814
sorreh tagged you wrong xD

>>718351119
don't forget fucking a dolphin can get your dick ripped off

>>718351119
>Dolphins give up easily
fucking kek you rapist.

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contributing.

>>718351119
yeah and dolphin vaginas are way more visually appealing than human female vaginas

>>718351119
looks like human vagina i'd fuck it... just because i could.

I wouldn't recommend fucking a dolphin unless your Duke Nukem and got 'balls of steel'

>>718351119
the moment i can breathe underwater i'll be uploading some dolphin porn

>>718354982
How? I need more info.

So any video of dolphin porn ?

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I'm more curious about how male dolphins treat human women in the water. They are apparently very sexually aggressive towards them if they are alone. Does such a video of a woman getting fucked by a dolphin actually exist?

>>718352585
>>718352667
>>718352967
>>718353056
>>718353164
>>718353272
>>718353394
>>718353928
Oddly Arousing

>>718351119
Also, male dolphins really use their penis to grab 'em by the pussy!

>Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside their vagina

Well damn! someone please tell me where i can procure some of this substance! I have a great use for it

>>718351119
Anthony?

>>718353236
This is pasta you fucking retard

>>718351119
>they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
>Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
correction, dolphins do form relationships and kill themselves if they are separated from their human lover, google it there are some cases. They also try to chase of anyone else you would want to fuck with, human or dolphin

These are the type of degenerate threads people don't see. Everyone that doesn't go on 4chan acts like they know what it is or what /b/ is capable of but they fail to see that there are people out there that have the weirdest fucking fetishes. I got called a newfag for calling out some degenerates in a thread for midget porn because apparently it isn't as bad as trap threads.

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shitty fucking copypasta trash, my fucking god,
sage in all fucking fields

>>718355810
Shut up newfag.

How does one go about fixing a dolphin? They won't flip shit if i try to smash right? Is there someone at SeaWorld I can pay to let me be alone with her or something

Because i am not jotaro

>>718356034
Fucking**

>>718354316
that wasn't hard

>>718355346
The dolphin hook might shred a woman's insides, and their jizz can go fast enough to really bruise skin I believe.

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>>718351119
You sir...are a dolphin rapist

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>>718351119
that's fucking hot

>>718356034
So I've been reading up on this shit and I do understand that dolphins are very sexual but that isn't an excuse for sexual intercourse with one. If we could communicate with dolphins and understand a mutual relationship to have "sex" with one another merely for pleasure then that would be alright but we can't communicate with fucking dolphins. Sex is for pleasure, sure; but sex is also mainly to procreate. How tf are you going to procreate with a dolphin? If you have a problem with human bitches then don't get into relationships with them. This logic is entirely backwards:

>human females suck at sex
>just fuck a dolphin they have really cool vaginas

Why wouldn't you, at that point, just buy a really nice fleshlight and go to town?

R34 states: Video of girl getting raped by dolphins exists. I think it doesn't. Prove me wrong! Fake or drawn shit doesnt count.

>>718356449
Because saying "I fuck a fleshlight" isn't add cool as saying you fuck a dolphin.

And if the dolphin is going along with it and having fun, why not? I'll probably never do it. But I want to know how it feels. And it sounds sexy.

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Hell yes, a real fucking post on 4chan thank you OP.

>>718356708
Retarded. Who would think highly of you for fucking a dolphin? The entire reason of this thread was to find something better to pleasure yourself with and obviously there is some bait to this but a fleshlight would solve that problem. I feel like the only reason you would want to have sex for pleasure with a human female is because you are in an intimate relationship with said female. I get that guys go around fucking girls to be "alpha" but they can honestly just use their hand and get pleasure that is probably better than some "whore"

>>718356449
are you like a catholic priest in disguise? what about ghey secks, thats not really procreation either, is it?
the fuck does the dolphin care about consent anyway? just stfu u bimbo

>>718356338

Need to witness for science. Anon in previous thread today was a dolphin trainer who said some of the female trainers would lay on the edge of the tank for fun and the dolphins would pop out and dry hump them. Considering you can easily find a video on youtube of this happening, I tend to believe him. Also said he knew of one bitch who actually let one fuck her.

>>718356592
Nothing on normie internet. Need to see for science.

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>>718356882
>"real fucking post"
years old copypasta
at least he has been providing some dolphin porn.

>>718351119
>why haven't you fucked a dolphin yet?
I live in a landlocked country.

>>718357028
Mate. I was kidding.
I'd probably never fuck a dolphin, if I did I sure as fuck wouldn't brag. I'm just curious how one does it.

I know how to make bombs and shit, I'm not going to use it probably ever. I'm just interested.

>>718357096
Because they are having sex with an intimate partner, it doesn't have to be about procreation. My point is that if we could communicate with dolphins and we both said "ey lmao yo pussy feels good" and "ey lmao yo dick feels good" then at that point i could see interspecies sexual intercourse for pure pleasure. Think about what it looks like for a guy to be fucking a dolphin though... it doesn't look good. It's almost like you are abusing the animal's instinct to fuck you. Degenerates fucking dogs get away with it because the dog either doesn't give a shit or can't get out of it. Also I would never be a priest, fuck religion.

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Our mistake was leaving the Ocean. Dolphins were smart enough to stay.

>>718352506
hell yeah

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>>718355004

>>718357260
You just proved my point, it's been a very long time since a post like this you insensitive prick.

>>718357493
Yeah, I can see that. The problem is that we are monitored and when they see shit like this they get suspicious. For example, my campus police are problem seeing this rn because someone reported me after I made a dark joke about school shootings. It got taken out of context and they thought I was a threat (understandable). Like I've always been interested in guns and shit but I have never ever intended to use any of that shit to do harm. But it becomes a problem when you get reported for something taken out of context...

>100+ replies and no one has posted the dolphin rape pasta
I'd post it if I had it

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>>718351119
I'd just like to know the logistics of fucking a dolphin.

I wanna fuck a dolphin now. I'm gonna image I'm fucking Princess Ruto from Ocarina of Time.

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Why would anyone want a dolphin over a sweet mare?
The juciest of vaginas

>>718351119
You've been reading John C Lllly?

>>718358318
i prefer white

>>718355346
Videos might actually exist. There was this experiment with dolphins and then there was a report of a human male having many sexual encounters with a female dolphin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6QK7dEFLI0

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>>718358318
ah fuck
>mfw 4chan is making me want to fuck animals now

>>718358318
>good lawd

>>718358318
Ditto, fucking a horse is like fucking a nignog.

>>718358261
mmm fuck some nice fish pussy

>>718358419
> Videos might actually exist.

Nigga, of a woman getting fucked by a male dolphin, not the other way around.

>>718358499
what's fucking a dolphin like then?
at least you can fuck a horse on dry land.

>>718358485
It's ok, 4chan has really persuaded me to become all sorts of things.. open up your mined anon, welcome to the truth.

>>718358419
Yes John C Lilly like i said

>>718358595
Dolphins dont have to be under water to breath

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>>718358499
>a horse is like fucking a nignog.
>implying

>>718358561
Watch the video dumb ass. It was a human female that had a relationship with a male dolphin.

>>718358795
you wine anon that "pony" is fuckable.

>>718358679
They dry out though.
And besides, theres no thick ass to look at like a horse.

>>718352396
Underrated

>>718351119
If you please a women, her vagina muscles will work. Problem solved

>>718355502
Jerk off, cry wondering why no one loves you and sleep?

>>718355517
Mom?

>>718359079
human pussy is notoriously cold, loose, and weak

I want to see real video...

>>718355346
Male Dolphins have a prehensile penis, which means they can grab things with it similar to an elephant's trunk.

Female dolphin trainers take hormones to suppress periods, or stay out of the water near their periods. Because the males will smell it, grab them with their penis, and drag them underwater.

>>718355208
Its called scuba faggot. Get going

>>718351119
They can't do hand jobs.

DOES ANYONE HAVE PORN OF HUMAN DICK INSIDE DOLPHIN VAGINA???

>>718357770
It's not "a post like this" retard
It's the same exact post. If you think an old copypasta is good shit you're fucking retarded.

>>718359737
Roll

>>718351119
Dolphins are definitely better.
I can't wait to buy a female Inflatable dolphin