Hey /b/ros, My girlfriend cheated on me with an enemy of mine,

P.S Nudes of my gf for who gives the best answer

clog his cars exhaust pipe

Put nitro glycerin in his gas tank.

>>718348248
Sneak into his house at night and sucks his dick to taste your x gf vagina one last time.

>>718348682
What would work best. Best results.

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How about dont be a pussy. I dont care if the dude fucked your chick. Leave his house and car alone. Be a man, knock on the door and when he answers knock him the fuck out. Do it right in front of her for bonus points and never talk to them again. Screen fades to black, crowd goes fucking apeshit.

Fuck his affair

>>718348852
He's a fuckin snitch

Straight up burn his house down OP, don't be a pussy. Bonus points: Do it while they're fucking

>Drain gasoline
>Do it for several weeks
>Profit

>>718348248

Fuck up her house. It takes 2 to tango & she cheated on you, he didn't.

>>718348248
Tire slash
Graffiti
Keying his car
Taking a dog to shit on their lawn
????

>>718348248

Ring the doorbell. Then run away quickly.

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>>718348852
Best way to win like a man.

You could do the pineapple thing though. Everybody loves that prank

Surely there's some dodgy blokes who you can pay to beat the fuck out of your ex gf

break up with your shitty girlfriend

>>718349154
No shit

>>718348248
Why are you trying to get "revenge" on this dude? You should fuck up your girl's car/house, not the guys. She's the one to blame and if you don't see that you're a primitive little man.

Lol.

>>718348526
Dude in the pic looks familiar. Name?

M80 in water balloon with metal bbs under his car

>>718348839
you could stuff in a towel with a wood rod

>>718349245
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>>718348905
I took care of my gf, I spread aids roomers ab her and im about to dump the nudes once you faggots give me some fucking good advice

>>718349322
S.P

>>718348248
start shitting in a 5gal bucket. add water once full. mix it up with something. once nice and pasty find a device to effectively and quickly spray across the front of his house

dubs get. you must do this.

>>718349466

Well in that case, fuck his mom or sister & take pics. Share pics with him.

>>718349450
>>718349154
>>718348780
>>718348682
These niggers have good advice. More original tho pls.

>>718349466
Spread aids rumors about your ex, great plan. Lol

Good luck getting laid any more.

>>718349633
Simon Pegg?

Slash 3 of his tyres, as most insurance companies only cover it if all 4 are slashed

Sugar in his gas tank. This will seriously fuck it up. Basically syrup all throughout the car's internals. Will take weeks to fix, if they can fix it at all

Put his address on Craig's list saying there's a gay orgy or something

>>718349744
His sister is 5 lmao. Easy to fuck. Good idea.

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Anonymously report his house to the cops. Say he's been dealing coke and Kiddie vids from his house and there was, what sounded like, a shootout from somewhere inside the house. Say he's offered neighbours kiddy viddies and keeps it all on a hard drive.

Worst case scenario, his house is turned upside down, then get a couple of vocally-distinct bros to do the same thing (minus the shooting report) every couple of weeks from different phoneboxes. It'll really fuck his shit up.

Best case scenario he has Loli on his laptop and is carted off on Pederast charges.

Then pay a homeless guy to rob and molest your ex in her home. Just visit her earlier that day, acting genial and grown-up, and try to leave one of her windows unlocked before you leave. He climbs in, grabs some shit, a bit of ficki ficki, she's left a wreck.

Bang tidy.

>>718348839
shove a potato in the tailpipe

also, sugar in the gas tank does nothing, so dont try that old trick
However, mythbusters let everyone know bleach in your gas tank will eat roght thru that fucker.

>>718349933

you're welcome. take close up pics, non of your face, print on someone else's printer & stash in his car.

>>718349898
the first two are true. take this guys advice

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>>718349999
Oh fuck niggah

>>718350341
>>718349898
The thing about the gas tank is that it wont open unless the car is unlocked, any good way to do that?

>>718348248
Stop being a fucking beta and shoot them Both faggot

>>718349809
sock puppet

Post address on here for a start. You are too calm for someone whose girlfriend has been fucking around. Nudes and both addresses on here!!!

Well I'll chime in here I guess.

I've been doing bodywork on all types of vehicles for 15 years. Dealing with insurance companies for 5 of those years.

Crazy glue on every panel of the car usually totals them. No way to get it off without a repaint. Make sure you hit every panel. Write some crap on it if you wish, but make sure it's not something that can be tied to you. Like homewrecker, cheater, shit like that I would stay away from.

>>718350860
17 kingsgarden road, Toronto Ontario. The guys address.

Start off simple
>give us the address someone will order pizza to their house
>ding dong ditch but leave something of your choice at the doorstep for them to find
>Then second night knock on all their windows and doors and terrorize them
>after you do that wait a couple days and then egg the fuckers house or at least throw some eggs and maybe get some TP action in their.
>Crack like two cartons of eggs on their car make it real messy
>Siphon out some gas most nights if you can
>Profit?????

>>718351767
Then if simple doesn't do it for OP I can make it Alittle more crazy

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Thanks boys, keep going, here is one for motivation.

>>718351967
You saved the photo twice? Keks

>>718348945
if it came down to having to settle in a court you would 99% not have to go to jail.
If someone cheats on you thats an instant legal divorce plus they would be less judeful of you for aggravated assault, its more understandable why youd do that.

>>718349466
ur a fuckign idiot

>>718350492
pry it open with crowbar and super glue it shut

>>718348248
>put super glue in all his locks, including car doors if you can
>turn on spigot outside house at night so it runs all night and floods backyard including huge water bill
>put up extremely controversial and antagonizing signs all around his front yard so the neighbors hate him

And if you can get into his house, well, sky's the limit

>>718348852
A punch in the face is much less severe of a punishment than doing things that could make his life a living hell

>>718352497
exactly

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Idiot, don't tell people the girl your fucking has aids! Lmfao! Just dump her and let the other guy deal with her. There's a real punishment, nothing worse than dealing with a cheating bitch. Trust me, pal.

>>718352672
Realest answer here. A best revenge is a happy life

>>718352672
>>718352773
I have a shitty life either way. Go figure.

>>718352773
I'm not sure you know what revenge is

>>718351767
Good Idea, anyone who orders a tonne of shit to this niggers house gets rewarded greatly.

>>718353097
17 kingsgarden road Toronto, Ont.

>>718352945
Not for long, it will be worse if you do something and get caught imo

>>718348248
switch his license plates with a random other car.

Call in sick to his work for a couple mornings. It wont affect him really, just annoy his boss. Maybe buy a cheap signal scrambler and bury in his front yard? Better than the AIDs rumour, tell people the girl likes some fucked up sex shit, shit, piss, strangling. And that she cheated because you wouldn't let her peg you.

>>718353097
I ordered a pizza to it. Probably too small to get nudes but nudes please?

>>718351705
no that's not an Ontario license plate.

looks alberta

>>718348248

Fuck his dad. That'll show him.

What are you pissed at him for?
He was presented with the opportunity to fuck his enemy's woman. Who wouldn't do that?

It's your whore of a girlfriend you need to take issue with.

>>718354004
It's an example. Idiot.

>>718352773
Yeah but that's gay and not fun at all

Burn it down

>>718354121
why did you not post real one, fag.

fuck off

>>718348248
>My girlfriend cheated on me
>I now have the bastard address. What do you think is the worst possible thing I could do

This is the problem with you fags. Your first initial thought is to go after the guy. This is letting her off the hook immediately and saying she isn't responsible.
She cheated on you, he didn't cheat on you. Slap her shit you faggot.

>>718348248
>having an enemy
kek

Go under his car and undo his sump plug to the point where it has afew threads left on the bolt when he drives the vibration of the engine will loosen the plug and he will dump his oil afew miles down the road, worse sinario he will carry on driving the engine will seize or blow up

>>718354666
>sump plug
Fucking english , please.

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>>718348248
>with an enemy of mine
I would have to know if he is a mortal enemy or just a venial one before I can give advice.

Buy jolly ranchers stick to his car at night (wet them first) when he pulls them off pain will come off aswell this is more of a bonus thing to additional things u can do bonus points for pics

>>718354802
second one my dude

>>718348248
throw bologna all over his car the sun will make it fuck up the paint

>>718354791
That is the technical term you fucking idiot! Go learn the basics of cars you fucking prick!

>>718353965
Where's the address

>>718354666
Satan trips

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>>718354222
This if you aren't on any police records and he doesn't know you:
>go to his house in the dead of night when not many cars are around
>wear a hoody (facemask optional), sweat pants, two pairs of gloves, and some shoes you don't wear often and are fine with burning
>tuck your hoody into your pants and gloves, tuck your pants into your shoes, and cover your head with the hoodie so no DNA leaves your body
>take a car and a bike that's body is covered in ducktape to his home, park the car somewhere remote, ride the bike to his house
>make sure to stick to the sidewalks when you go to his house
>leave pic related near it
>set timer for however long you can
>bike like hell to your car
>burn your clothes and change into something else
>remove ducktape

>>718355006
17 kingsgarden Rd Toronto ON

>>718349981
This Guy knows something about revenge and no one noticed

>>718349981
I like it

>>718348852
Well if you didn't read what op said
He said he don won to b finded out duuuuuuuuuhhfbvnfdbgxbkfcbkdgjdghchf retard

>>718349090
AND WE HAVE A WINNERRRR

Yeah OP pay a couple dudes a g to fuck this cunt up
Just don't use ur real name tho

>>718348248
Change of address request

Joe smith now lives in Kandahar, Afghanistan

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>>718348806
This one sounds counter-intuitive but whatever floats your boat, Anon.

>>718352773
this, actually
also - dubs

>>718354841
>pain
or paint
idk

If you know when he'll be out of town for a few days, run a garden/lawn hose into a basement window well, and crack the glass so it floods.

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If OP really wants our help he needs to
1.) Acknowledge he is a faggot
2.) Make with the ex's nudies.
3.) Repeat

>with an enemy of mine

This is finely concealed bait

Rob him and take his shit
Just do it when he is free it don't matter what time just as long as it is indoors and you have a few friends with skimasks
Just go in and tie him up with rope and a rag
And you have all the time in the world bro
Just go through his house and break shit it doesn't matter because the time and effort he put into those things that you are breaking is mostlikly less than the time and effort you put in that relationship he broke!
The hardest part is getting in but there is a way without alerting anyone
Get two of ur loyal mates to dress mordern casual with like nice hoodie and sunnies that look casual/normal
Like nike and raybands
You enter when the cunts working around his house and doors will be open like back or front door unlocked or when people just have there garage doors open usually the door to the garage and house is open and just enter like you are going to suprise a mate
Well ur friends are going to enter because he probably will know it's u
So just tie him up
Do what u like but u must steal his shit otherwise it's weird and he might be onto you
You get the picture gl fucking his shit up
He'll probably blame karma hahahahhahahahahahahaha

>>718348806
jajajajaja

>>718349466
10/10 fucking lost, better hope those rumors fall through so you can find another girlfriend.

>>718361008
>>718349803
>>718352173
I said she got aids retards.

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>>718361188
Ever hear of a condom?

>>718361188
It's what your messages implies and entails. Good luck with your AIDS.

>>718349981
Fuck.....

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>>718359608
During winter.

Ejaculate in his letterbox

Strap a car bomb to the bottom of his car and places bags of cow manuer under his car and then detonate it when he enters

>>718362104
>Strap a car bomb to the bottom of his car and places bags of cow manuer under his car and then detonate it when he enters

Yeah, this is probably the one, OP.

Find the letter head from a local doctors office, and type up a letter that looks all professional, no fag lingo, and say her pregnancy test results came back positive, congratulations, mail that shit to her parents...his parents, everyone who gives a shit

>>718348248
I absolutely DON'T suggest that you use 3 or 4 cans of Expansion Foam, because the the good stuff that hardens to nearly cement. It comes in a spray can with a straw that fits everywhere, like door locks, car ignitions, tail pipes and gas tanks. I now someone who wedged the weather stripping next to a car door window and sprayed it inside the door cavity. They also got inside and filled the ignition lock and it leaked out of the back of the lock and filled parts of the dashboard. Then they yanked the plastic odo reset button and filled the instrument cluster. Then they popped the hood and filled the radiator over flow and the air intake also. They did it at night and the stuff was well cured by the time it was discovered in the morning. So you should never do that, it will fuck up someone's car pretty bad.

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set the house on fire, no evidence anywhere, all of it will burn

>>718348248
arson obviously
if you're ted kaczynski's IQ level, explosives
otherwize just torch the place
wear a mask, new clothes, burn them etc the usual

Pour a gallon of water in his gas tank. Bonus points if its a diesel

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>mad at the guy instead of your cheating girlfriend who decided to cheat
>not mad at yourself for letting it happen

If she cheated on you then you weren't fulfilling your role in the relationship. She is yours as long as you can keep her. Life is about competition and it doesn't care about status. She disregarded you because she found a superior male that was willing to fuck her.

Females do not fuck down, only up. They defiantly don't step outside of a relationship with a guy who is worse than the one she's with.

You got outclassed lil nigga, you only have yourself to blame. Unless you accept responsibility and admit that you got caught slippin, this is gonna happen again and again and you'll become a bitter MGTOW loner.

Shes a hoe for cheating and hes an asshole for fucking her, but ultimately she was your chick and she didn't value you enough to stay loyal. Go lift weights or get some confidence or else you're gonna be real easy to cheat on until you wise up.

Chicks don't fuck down.

Cheat>>718350492
Get a decent size drill bit and drill a fucking hole in the bottom of it in the middle of the night. Make sure not to get gas on you. Ditch the drill and take a shower

>>718351583
Not OP but thanks dude

>>718365983
Fuck that life ain't about competition we create competion
Competition is a fucking game bro
Life ain't a game dipshit
If i found out my bitch slept with a fancy dressing poser it's not a matter of competition it's a matter of dishonor

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>>718361188
OMG, op is retarded. Op, if everyone thinks that SHE has aids, and if everyone knows that you fucked her. Guess what???

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU GOT AIDS RETARD

>>718366636
Hahahahahhahahahahahaha

>>718366164
You know that would kill OP if the drill caused a single spark.

Op. Do it

>>718350492
Get a flat head screw driver and pry it open
If alarm goes don't worry just run away

>>718364059
This is GREAT STUFF!!! Op this is the best idea so far, but I think your to stupid to do this without getting caught

>>718366588

Spoken like a true cuck. How much pot do you smoke every day? You aren't just intrinsically honorable and anybody who betrays you has "dishonored you," you sound like a nigger who complains about getting "disrespected" without doing anything to inspire respect. If you're just floating through life then you're dishonoring yourself and your potential more than anyone else.

I don't care if I convince you, you're just one less player in a game that you don't even acknowledge, makes it easier for the rest of us who give a shit.

Stay asleep phamalam.

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>>718349466
>I spread aids roomers
Spreading rumors that your gf has aids
kek
That should do wonders for your love life idiot

>>718366928
Gasoline doesn't light up that fast.
You can toss a cigarette in it without setting it on fire.

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>>718367777
quads don't lie motherfuckers

>>718354079
best plan yet

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>>718367872
Idiot, it's the fumes that you have to worry about. I'm a mechanic. Why don't you go try drilling into a metal gas tank that's full of gas and tell me how that went for you. Lmfao, some people have zero c'mon sense. Like op, telling everyone his GF has aids.

>>718367289
You are fucking psychotic you know, honor isn't just some fucking fantasy idea of perfect peace or some emotional bullshit like that, it's a function you dick head, you know like a mathematical function
Luckely we have the freedom to choose whether to live life honorably and dishonorably to spread diversity/knowledge but when we are so advanced and gifted with awareness and communication
It's kind of low to dishonor when everyones main objective on earth should be to unite because that is all what the tortured innocent want so they can be saved and people get kind of emotional over stupidity/dishonor because it's not about the act it's about the ones waiting for us to stop arguing and help ourselves to help them
Life is simple man stop being an idiot
Im not floating around in life even though i have the freedom to do so
Im not going to be punished if i choose to dishonor and do what i like, nothing happens but i choose to honor because of the worlds situation so we don't forgot there are innocent being tortured
It's not some fucking mystic monk shit it's life you faggot cunt
What it life not normal to you or something?
You should stop assuming

>take a solid shit
>freeze it in the freezer till its rock solid
>take to enemies house along with cheese grater
>break in
>use frozen shit on cheese grater and sprinkle it everywhere
>and I mean EVERYWHERE
>under couch, in cushions, in drawers, etc.
>shit will unfreeze and enemy will never be able to clean it or take care of smell for weeks

Just don't be an idiot getting caught breaking in

>>718348248
> find out when his garbage is taken
> go at night, rip up his trash
> make it look like rodents did it, spread it over that driveway.
> Now he has two weeks of garbage
come next week
> go around 3am, steal his garbage, or just throw it over in his backyard. if you did steal, throw it in his front yard on the day after
> now he has to deal with two weeks of garbage.
easy to deal with, but still annoying as fuck

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>>718370875
Leave your DNA all over the crime scene

>>718349999
Quads confirm. A potato works everytime.

>>718348248

overfill his gas tank with regular gas

it will spill on his driveway and it will cause his car not to run so good

best revenge ever

>>718369970

Unity is not a goal, unity is only one step along the path to some further goal which you didn't even define. What is the point of unity itself if we don't use it to accomplish anything.

>Life is simple man
Glad you have it all figured out. Don't think about it any further.

Are you a pothead, a Mexican, or fourteen years old? These are the only three possibilities.

>>718348248

easy:

step 1: get him subscription to TIME magazine
step 2: after one month, cancel subscription
step 3: leave a note on his front door "now you're out of time, bro"

he will be scared forever

pour olive oil on his doorstep

>>718371739
too far man

Step 1: knock on his door
Step 2: When he answers, suck his dick
Step 3: Laugh and call him a fag

Hide a pack of mozzarella somewhere.
It will go bad, burst the package and smell very unpleasant.
Happened in my fridge once. It smells baaad.

Pour a bag of sugar in the gas tank.

>>718371258
use dog shit, cat shit, hobo shit, fuck idk the general idea is shit here I'm sure he can work with it

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>>718371938

>>718371258
He never said to use your own shit, just a solid piece of shit in general

>>718352420
Good one anon
>if he has trees in his front yard, spray them with plant killer in the night. make his house look shitty.
>smear shit on his porch
>freeze eggs and throw
>wet cotton balls on car, when they freeze they ruin paint. works great for Canadian winter.

>>718372151
>>718372019
So why don't you scat experts consider liquefying the hobo shit and spraying it as an aerosol? Wouldn't that be far easier than freezing shit and grating it?

Quit being a beta faggot. Break up with her and take comfort knowing that guy is with a cheating slut who will cheat on him some day.

Put a booger in her Happy Meal

Logic>Emotions

Why are you angry at him? Nevermind the obvious denial of reason and misdirected accountability here...the consumtion of your mind by feelings, of anger and betrayal...the devouring of your better judgement by sorrow and despair. You are the perfect example of idiocracy and naivety...as if he, even knowing she was "taken" is somehow by damaged judgement in the wrong. The blame lies with and as your whore...no one else.

>>718349466
Dump the nudes
Dump her ass

If she cheatin she aint worth anyway

Most cars have electric cooling fans. These are activated by a solenoid relay after the engine reaches a certain temperature. Once the engine warms up, the switch sends 12 volts to the wires that power the fan.

The plug that connects the car's wiring to the fan is almost always easily reachable right above and behind the front bumper. You could, theoretically, plug those wires into....pretty much anything. It won't deton-...er....i mean "activate" until the car is warmed up and probably moving down the road at highway speed. Use your imagination.

Any thought about being a man and moving on?

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Steal his oats.

>>718348248
Cheat on her with him, let him fuck you hard like he fucked her. Take his dick and swallow down all the way while looking up at him and think about that sweet sweet revenge as he cums in your mouth like he did her. OP is a faggot.

Sneak in and mess with the furnace, buy some termites on line, order massive quantities of child porn to that address, sell the house to homeless people.

>>718372832
>being a man
>moving on

Pick one

>>718372395
kek

>>718372836
This

>>718372845
Yeah op give him a blowjob, post results.

>>718348248
Far and away, best prank against a house is a fertilizer spreader, filled with powdered laundry detergent, used to carefully spell "faggot" in cursive text across the front lawn. He won't know, until it rains, then it will foam up, and it may kill the grass in that pattern.

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I love all you guys. Each and every one of you. You made me laugh so hard!

Most of these ideas would just make this kids parents mad. I'm assuming that op is a kid and most of you guys are trying to fuck up his enemy's parents house. Like, does this kid even own his own car?

>>718373267
He'd fuck up and write "Op's a faggot"

>>718348248
Fuck the car and the house
Just go fuck him
And send nudes of ur gf

>>718371521
Do i have to define to that we don't live forever and it's no point living like we do because we are stopping ourselves from enjoying life! You greed sad sack of shit you prababably believe we live in a hologram or someshit and lifes a test fuck off cunt stop idolising your beliefs!

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>>718348248
>focusing your anger away from your slutty ex-girlfriend
Oh, okay.

Slash 3 of his tires. If you don't pop all 4 insurance won't replace them

>>718348248
kill yourself. Fucking with his possessions only makes you even more beta and you're obv already a cuck. He won. You lost. Time to die.

>>718351705
oh, OP is from Canader. You should do something like graffiti. Write
"Your mom is a really nice lady" on his sidewalk. That always gets them thinking.

>>718349981
Haha this guy's idea is solid. Do it OP

suck his dads dick

cut his front brake lines, or if you want to go all out just open his gas cap and put a 15ft (waterproof) cannon fuse. You can get like 100 ft for like 15$ online. If it was me personally, id get a damp cloth towel soaked with gas, and put it in his gas cap and blow his shit up. Dont put anything in his exhaust, shit will just create enough back pressure to seize the engine, thats if it doest shoot it out. Those are easy temporary fixes which do little to no engine damage.

>>718354791
drain plug is his oil pan.

I agree with others though OP. He simply fucked a chick. Your ex is the one to get, not him.

>>718374788
It might have an under-tray. Instead spray brake cleaner on his rotors among other things.

>>718355412
>shoes
these NEED to be at least one size too SMALL for you.

>>718348248
send him the gift of termites

>>718348248
suck his dick while he is asleep
take pictures and call him gay

Call the police and say there a bomb in his house

Sneak into his house, drill some small holes in his lightbulbs, fill with gunpowder/flashpowder, also fill with small sharp objects if you want to step it up a notch, tape the holes over. Profit?

>>718375311
Go get some cold packs and aluminum powder, make thermite, burn a whole through his engine block.

>>718348248
unless it was da rape you should be more mad at her than him

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>>718366588
>dishonor
You can almost see the fedora

stop being a faggot mad at the guy and be angry at the girl responsible for making you feel/look this way you cuck

Just ignore. Don't show them you're mad, they'll be so happy, mostly your enemy since he expects your revenge.

Just move on, also what could make them angry is to tell them you're happy for them, that they look good together. Hypocrite shit they won't expect.

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Easiest way : 1. produce a shit ton of LGBT colourful flags, plant in around his house at night .

2. Print brochures to state the benefits of gay rights , and deliver to all his Neighbours within the Neighbourhood radius.

3.put shitloads of LGBT slogan surrounding the guy house and some on neighbour's porch, all the while revealing his address and his name ,like contact him for more details etc.

4.whole town will fucking hate him and brand him a gay for life. He will need to restart or move somewhere else.

5.Your ex will leave him and u pretend to patch things up with her , all the while having sex and taking more pics secretly .

6. Post nudes on 4chan for your /b/ros.

7. After that, engage 2-3 niggers with BBC to fuck Her , saying she hates #BlackLivesMatter and is a racists fuck or white supremacists shit

8. They are fucked for life, you have the final laugh, /b/ros get nudes. This is such a perfect plan .

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hold a grudge, maybe you dont fuck with him today maybe not tomorrow maybe not in a year from now but hold onto that grudge for when you bump into him when hes in desperate need or in a position where you can fuck him over to the point he commits murder suicide, shatters his soul, leaves him a homeless mess sucking dick for crack to cope with the heavy loss of enjoyment in his life.

>>718377266

>Easiest way
>8 step plan

>>718348248

Rape his parents.

if he has a tap outside of his house you shold just go there in the middle of the night, open a window to the cellar and just slowly fill it up with water, will cost him alot to fix that shit and it's very hard to prove that it was you.

>>718377402
This.

>>718377724
Edgy newfag.

>>718377724
this

>>718348806
this guy gets it...

>>718348248
don't bother op.. just makes you look like a pussy for retaliating on the dude.

you look like a pussy for retaliating on her too..

just move on, know the bitch was wrong and find someone better.

>>718349999
Potatoe in exhaust. Best result place a whistle in the potatoe and drill a small hole through it. Also get a valve stem remover and deflate his tires. Bolagna removes paint in summer.

>>718348248
>>718348248
>>718348248

Been in same situation, your best option is to let it go, my ex gf fucked a dude i despised as a revenge plot, i eneded up slashing his tires, killing his dog, and beating him nearly to death with a bat, i spent 8 years in jail ( he had cameras) your best bet is to slap the fuck out gf and let it go, nothing is worse than prison OP. OP DO NOT LET PRIDE GET THE BEST OVER YOU FOR SOME DUMB BITCH!!!!

>>718378126
But she used me for money I got tricked nigga!!

3 ton epoxy over all of the lug nuts. Takes time but its worth it

>>718348839
You need to gain access to the oil fill cap.......

>>718376146
I can almost see your vagina

>>718348965
Honestly this

>>718378515
>>718348965
He has motive. Best stay away from felonies

>>718378195
so you got played? you're a dumbass... you can't trade money for love, but you can buy pussy which is what is sounds like. If she did something illegal, take her to court.

Still doesn't make sense to fuck his shit up.. and if you're gonna sue her I wouldn't fuck her shit up either.

>>718378299
hahaha this is long term.. i like it.

>>718349981
Great fuckin advice OP

Go over there and suck his dick. Show her you are better than she is at it.

>>718348248
Aceton over his Car
Sand in the fiel
Buy lots of Rats and insects over weeks (Not too much and in different stores), Break Windows, do 1000 insects and 100 Rats in House
Plant killer everywhere in his Yard
Cement in his Mail Box
Drill some holes in his door
Slash tires
Let Milk rot 1 month in Sun,pour in front of yard and into House, Bonus points for jizzing in it

>>718349898
Sugar doesnt work. Any sugar that actually gets pumped from the tank gets trapped in the fuel filter. Changing a fuel filter takes all of 10 minutes. My g/fs ex did this to her and I laughed at him.

>>718348248
Go online buy some liquid heat and itching powder. Sneak into his place and coat all his underwear in a mixture of both.

>>718348248
Why would you do anything to him? Its your girl who is a dumb cheating slut bitch skank ho.

>>718349981
i'm definitely doing this to all my enemies..

do it from a burner or a google phone

>>718349999
this. and buy some superglue for wiper nozzles.

>>718349809
>>>718349633
>Simon Pegg?

Salty Pepper.

>>718348248
I have the best Plan

Buy 5kg termite, burns at 3000 degree, do in car, burn it, Car melts