prove that you're an american in 3 words.

moving to canuckistan

>>718311672

Fuckin love Trump

McDonald's. beer. Guns

>>718311672
Them's Speedways now.

>>718311813
None of those originated in America

Evrybody cucks me

Bacon bacon bacon

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>>718311672
I live in one of these American countries.

Bomb the towelheads

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>>718311860
McDonalds did. it's from CA

"Our moon flag"

>>718311860
mcdonalds was founded in Illinois, beer and guns have been modernized by america.

>>718311672
been to moon

>>718311672
reaganomics housing-bubble katrina

>>718311672
Imperialistic Fat pigs

>>718311672
Apple pie circumcision

>>718311672
Make it great again!

I am not stupid

>>718312029
no it's just headquartered in Illinois. The first restaurant was in CA

fat stupid hick

>>718312029
>beer and guns have been modernized by america
>Whole country drinks Bud Light
>M16s and AR-15s
toppest of keks

>>718311672
President Donald Trump

never left carolina

>>718312114
Thats 4 tho

yo hol' up

>>718311672
Not Cucked.

You can have the extra word back, faggot. Don't need it.

>>718311672
Viva la Mexico

>>718312148

See, I'll never be the strawman caricature you have in your head to tear down and feel superior about your intelligence. You ain't shit faggot, I'm giving my fucked up opinions same as you. But you've devolved from having any hint of a point into mere insults so I think we're done here

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fags from other countries ripping on US

I am American.

Student loan debt

>>718311672
You fuck now???

>>718312329
Actually the average American man and woman would be hispanic or latino as most countries in America have a predominant hispanic or latino populace.

Got no passport

>>718312446
countries? america isn't that big, soon though

I concealed carry.

>>718312148
You DO know Ireland and Germany exist, right?

>>718312494
I think you're trying to refer to the United States of AMERICA. Simply saying America refers to a group of continents.

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>>718312446
and white overlords

>>718312559
only 1 america matters

>>718311672

hockey

toque

zamboni

do I pass?

Why do americunts say addicting instead of addictive. Sort it out.

I am American.

I am overweight.

>>718312682
Depends on where you live I think. In the northeast, we say addictive.

>>718311672
Awful school system

>>718312682
I've never heard anyone say addicting.

>>718312763
addictive in southeast too

>>718312148
Rifling, magazines, dual action, and auto/semi-auto were all invented in the USA

FUCK USING THREE WORDS ILL USE AS MANY AS I WANT CAUSE THIS IS AMERICA FAGGOT

>>718312446

The only people who will identify themselves as "American" are those living in the United States of America. I've never heard a Brazilian, Colombian or Canadian say they're American, much less try to prove it.

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>>718312013

OP is faget

I'm fat and entitled

>>718312805
Watching some youtube cunt 'Top 10 most addicting games of 2016' Wanted to cunt the twat.

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>>718311766
Nice dubs

>>718312951
That's their fault for not having the confidence to stand up for themselves. I know that most of the world uses the word 'American' to describe people from the US, I'm pointing out that they are wrong. When a eurofag says "herp derp americans are fat and stupid" they are also referring to canada, mexico, and countless other countries as america is not a fucking country but a continent.

>>718312780

Both sides have their "gotchya" assholes who find the dumbest of each party and grill them with loaded/misleading questions then edit the footage.

>>718311672
Not from America.

>>718312031
++

>>718312990
No, no, those are "black fags"

Texas is fun

>>718313111
Nice trips, sir!

>>718311672
I'm a fat fuck (I also can't count... bonus American)

i rape kids

>>718313569
So you're from Rome then?

I own firearms.

Fuck commie bastards

>>718313111

Nice trips.

What confidence is required to say they are American?

More to the point though, if we aren't more specific than identifying ourselves as a landmass in the west hemisphere, people don't know what's behind our thought process or what to connect it to. I think that takes away from South American culture to lump it into the culture prevalent in the United States.

Yes We Can

>>718313569
no L.A.

>>718311842

Man... I was trying to think of a Speedway joke. Ya dun good kid.

Coronary Artery Disease

>>718313594

>greece

>>718313594
You just proved you're American. Vatican City is its own country.

>>718311672
America, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

>>718313731
What are you talking about? I'm not trying to lump our cultures together I'm trying to group us together as a bunch of people living on the same continent(s). When referring to the US call it the US.

>>718312682
Literally never heard anyone say that in the 7 states I've lived.

>>718313849
I hear it all the fucking time in Indiana.

freedom ranking seventh :(

>>718312638
this

I be nigga

>>718312682
Even worse is when they say "could care less" instead of "couldn't..."

>>718311672
Bush did 9/11

100% fat ration

>>718311672
speaks 1 language

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Sausage Egg McGriddle

>>718312518
> it's "i carry concealed"
redneck southern detected

>>718311981
>>718312329
>>718312574
GIVE ME MORE

>>718311672
I am American.

>>718313826

Help me out.

"I live in Argentina/Brazil/Mexico; I'm Agentinian/Brazilian/Mexican."

"I Live in the United States of America; I'm _________"

>>718314437
"Obese"

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>>718314437
An obese faggot.

Hold my beer

What are some american stereotypes?

>>718314437
Too lazy to say "I live in the United States" so you must find a shortcut that rolls past your overworked tongue and lips easier.

check my ip

>>718313111
America is actually 2 continents rtard

good joke goy

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>>718314814
Haha.

>>718314515
>>718314527
>>718314655

See
>>718312638

>>718314655

>lazy
>overworked

pick one

>>718314903
Naw, actually the way I worded that sentence makes complete sense. Reread and reflect on your wrong doings.

best country ever!

>>718314331
He coulld be from vermont

White kids acting black

>>718314331
>>718315029
Or PA or Ohio or new hampshire the south isnt the only place that knows guns are fun

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Gold and brown

I'm the one who eats Alaskan Salmon and children from Alabama. I speak English. I eat German food. I practise French adultery and I weigh as much as Vatican City! I'M an American!

>>718315029
>>718315159
"i concealed carry" doesn't make any fucking sense. you guys must be the products of public schooling.

he didnt say that they do, did he? DID HE?

i like hamburgers

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>>718311672
$2689,00 on kickstarter

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>>718315330
Welcome to america

>>718312329
ITS EATING HIM.. THEN ITS ITS GONNA EAT ME! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

I Fuck horses