/b/ my long distance gf wants me to get a fleshlight or similar

Get a dildo and fuck yourself

Also where did you get yours? I saw some on amazon and a few other sites. Id perfer if the packaging was discrete to avoid judgment from my roomates lol

Post a picture of your girlfriend and I'll let you know.

>>718306636
I plan to but not for myself

don't make excuses op, we know u don't have a gf

>>718306699
Shes very average. A little heavy. Dont really want to post her pics on 4chan

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>girlfriend
>long distance

>>718306747
Shes a long distance gf. So im getting no action. Yea its about the same as being single

>>718306560
>fleshlight
don't, get a tenga flip zero

>>718306903
Yes i know. But it is what it is. I'll never get any if I don't try though haha

>>718306689
the packaging will be discreet. the pft pft noise these things make wont be.

go with the stamina training unit.

>>718306953
Ill looks that up. Thanks anon! Any reason why?

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>>718306560
bad dragon's mary

>>718307027
Just look at a cross-section and compare it to a fleshlight, you'll know why.

>>718307075
Wow that looks like a reverse mining drill haha. I want it to look realistic thats why im leaning towards fleshlight though

>>718307014
>>718307060
Will look into both of these. Thanks anons! Was going to get one of the model molds but these look way more interesting

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This is her. Shes a bit big but has lost a lot of weight the last year

I got one off Amazon for 40$. It was a medical grade silicone one. It's lasted almost 2 years, but is starting to look a little beat up. Good investment regardless of whether your girlfriend is fictional or not.

>>718307380
Wow that's a great deal. I have a 150 budget maybe I'll be able to get two different toys instead

>>718306835
We can't help you, unless you help us, faggot.

>>718306835
Go on, mate. We won't judge.

>>718307456
I posted a pic already. Sorry not showing her face though

>>718306560
flip cup black.

trust me. i got the real thing... its not as good because you know, no warm body or anything... but as far as sensation goes, its more intense than a vag

>>718307505
She's nothing to be ashamed of.

Any nudes?

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>>718307456
>>718307499
Heres one more.. like i said fairly average. Definitely in my league you could say

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>>718306560
Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46_d5XJ7L5c

>>718307560
Thanks anon! And no. This toy thing were doing will be the first time we do nude. I'll be visiting her in the summer, maybe I'll get lucky

>>718307572
Hahaha noo. He's got a toy already

>>718307664
if you are fapping on skype with sex toys, you would have to be terribad to not get any in person. own that shit anon.

Go to a local sex shop and buy one. They work well. Mine is nice. Haven't used it in a while though. Nothing beats real puss . but its a nice thing to have

>>718306560
get a buttplug dicklet

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>>718306560
If you're gonna buy one, get the most expensive one. Also lube is key, get fancy ones

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http://www.onaho.net/muzigen/naisyono_twintails.html

>>718307777
Yea I know. I chicken out i guess. This time I'm determined. Just since it will be the first time for me

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https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B004G8P6BA?ie=UTF8&redirect=true

>>718307432
Get a bottle of J-lube. It comes as powder in a bottle. It makes a great lube for the flesh light
>Or for a dildo

>>718306560
> get Pervy
>get Electric pucket pussy and give her the elect counterpart (Electric dildo)

Then
>get fucking swifty

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>>718307872
own up to it man.... start making out, im sure you have done that... after things are getting heated, grab a boob. keep going with the kissing. chances are she will grab your dick. if not, move her hand. once clothes are off, 69 or something... then whip the condom out.

>>718307818
My local shop sucks but thanks! >>718307835
Not into that
>>718307892
I didnt think of that thanks annon, ill have to look into that as well.

I got a fleshlight (just the regular one) a few months back. Absolute waste of money, takes too much effort to maintain and the price you pay just isn't worth it. I've probably used it 5 times since I bought it and would much rather just stick to using my hand.

>>718308075
We havent even done much really. In highschool before i moved away we made out at a party should have gone all the way since we had privacy. But i got nervous and no idea why said oh im out of beer and left to the living room where the cooler was.. i kinda killed it.

>>718308092
I think it's about 30$ for a bottle of J-lube. This shit will last you decades. You just mix a little bit of the powder in some sort of bottle with water. Super cheap, you can make it as viscous as you want, and its non toxic.

>>718308092
seriously... flip hole black. amazing feeling. flips open for easy lube application / washing. use any water based lube with it. i like wickid anal lube, even for non anal use... wash the toy out with soap and water. had mine a year+. they say it lasts 50 times... ive used mine way more. just clean it regularly and it should last a year+. way way worth the cost

>>718308149
Yea but its more really for her she wants to watch. It was her idea. I asked her to get a dildo afterwards lol.
>>718308221
Man thats a good deal i was looking at ky at the store was like 20 for two little Bottles

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>>718307777
Holy mother of quads

>>718308336
huh, in all the time ive been on fagchan, this is like only the 2nd time.... feelsgoodman

>>718308234
Looks good for me but not realistic enough. Looks wise

>>718306560
find another girl and make her your fuck toy your gf shouldnt mind

Got the Lisa Ann lips. Feels good. Not very intense.

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>>718308202
>oh im out of beer and left
Goddamnit, OP.
You beta cuck.
Do me and other anons proud and get that pussy next you see her.
Also, share nudes in a new thread when you get them, don't let me down.

>>718308308
I'd go for anything other than the fleshlight then if that's the case.. go for something much cheaper like the tenga flip

>>718308308
Brand name lubes are a total rip off, in my opinion. There is enough powder in the bottle to make a few bath tubs full of thick lube.

>>718308458
you dont look at it when fapping anon... thats gay

>>718308460
I would but im bad at picking up woman. Im surprised shes been intrested this long
>>718308464
I like the lips too, but i really need something that looks like a pussy or an ass

>>718307294
Are you wealthy by any chance?

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I cant reply fast enough to all of you but thanks for all the help! Im a noob when it comes to woman. But ill try my best! Heres another pic if you guys are interested at all

>>718308679
You came to the right place for advice on sex toys.

>>718308650
No but i work pretty hard so I'm never really short on cash.

>>718308764
Yea i did. Amzon reviews sucked! Haha. Im on this site fairly often ever since 2009ish but never really made any threads of my own

>>718308774
Nvm just realised you knew her irl already. She looks like the type of chick that love slurping on bbc.

>>718308878
Haha no shes kinds like me. Think shes only had one bf ever

>>718308878
>>718309011
Well now two

Onaholes, man. There's a guide.

pastebin com /hwhGL66a

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Her weight loss has also made her boobs shrink a lot, she says she might get implants when she reaches her weight goals

>>718306560
Go to bad-dragon.com

>>718309087
>>718309176
I'll check both out

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>>718309147
I will miss the thighs though haha

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>>718307572

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>>718307572
>his mom starts crying

>>718309384
>>718309501
It was a bit much huh. I don't even want my roomates to know. This guy is either brave or way to close to mom

>>718309674
>Or autistic

Well i might abandon this thread now unless anyone wants a few more pics.I'll stick around a few more min

>>718309779
For sure, i wonder what he would do if mom showed him her dildo haha

>>718309851
The fact that he showed his mom his fake pony pussy on camera and put it on youtube makes me think he'd probably get of on her showing him her dildo.

>>718307294

Why you posted it? Are you a cuck? Only cucks post their gf in this site.

>>718309851
Or if he showed her his 4 foot horse dildo

>>718306560
My wife loves it when I do that, she's overseas and i'm here...go for it

>>718306560
Had the stoya fleshlight with some crazy ass insert for a while.

Feels better than actual pussy, to be quite honest.

Don't get addicted.

>>718309967
I thinks so too
>>718309977
No just since anons could see shes real. But i dont mind sharing pics really. Just not full face pics.

>>718307060
fluttershy yellow best fleshlight

>>718310086
I guess it will be practice before i try for her

>>718307206
Stfu those are made to look like pony pussies you retard, anyone who buys this should be nerve gassed

>>718309032
Good for you man. You make me wanna go seek a woman.

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>>718310350

>>718310350
Really wtf thats weird. Guess i wont look at those. Though they were different colors for different models haha

>>718310379
Thanks anon she has an older sister id share if i could!

>>718308874
???? where do you get this???

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>>718310469
Now, tell me what these are.

>>718310554
No lie i thought they were females asses haha. I kinda still like them. Maybe I'll get one of those for me only

All I'll say is, you know the bit of pain that goes through your soul after you have a wank, and you have a bit of cum on your hand, and your like "What did I do that for?" Imagine how bad it would be after fucking one of these plastic bacteria loving cesspools.

>>718310625
>>718310625
>>>/out/

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>>718310625
>Maybe I'll get one of those for me only
I'd get the deer one.

>>718310640
I don't feel bad i feel great. I usually only wank once a week anyway. On friday after work to begin my weekend. Only recently have i started doing it more with her. Maybe once every two or three days

>>718310745
Nah those look like an asshole with balls. The other just looks like a girls ass

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>>718310640
>you know the bit of pain that goes through your soul after you have a wank
no, no I don't

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Well this thread has me a bit turned on guess I'll wank to my gf pics now lol

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Fuck it, I don't have an onahole, but you fucks made me want one, ordering a Tenga Flip Zero right fucking now.

>>718311090
Right behind you. I decided on the trainer fleshlight the tenga flip

https://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-Lager-Realistic-Masturbator-Ounce/dp/B003TQQ72M

This one does a pretty good job of simulating anal sex, if that is your thing. Initial insertion is tight, just like an asshole, and ridges inside give the feeling of "neverending tightness." Really, I think it takes the best part of anal--the feeling of penetrating a very tight place--and gives you that feeling across the length of your dick.

>>718311088
You gonna post her naked anon? Please

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>>718307777
God damn, it's quads boys.

>>718311254
That looks really fun

>>718306934
Being single means being unsure if any girl wants to fuck you, anon. You don't have that problem, so don't tell yourself this. Your girl cares enough about you to discuss your pleasure openly with you. You are a lot luckier than most people who are in non-long distance relationships.

>>718307294
She's got nice lips and nice boobs. I'll bet when she gets naked and bends over, it makes your dick hard. That's all that matters, anon, so you don't have to apologize for her size.

>>718307567
Would love to bend her over my knee and spank her. She looks like fun.

>>718310554
I dig the big Mac one
>Always knew he was a bottom

>>718309803
I would like a pic of her ass if you have it.

>>718307075
>>718306953
>>718308486
>>718311090
>>718311182

There is nothing, at all, in this world wrong with a Fleshlight. Anyone suggesting a Tenga, is doing so for one of two reasons, they wish they were japanese, or they have an average japanese cock (3.5 inches) and aren't long enough to be properly stimulated by a fleshlight.

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ITT: bunch of losers who fuck fatties and fleshlights instead of hitting gyms, college or realpussy, circle jerk over long distance time wastelationships instead of hitting Tinder or something rational.

/thread

>>718312106
Fuck you. I'm married and I use a fleshlight.

>>718307294
Same size as my GF anon, love it.

>>718312106
says the 400 pound basement dwelling potato chip smelling jizz stain.

All this "Hit the gym" and "Take pride in the bitches you fuck" is total bullshit. I'm 32 years old and have been with 25 or so women. Of those 25, 4 or maybe 5 have been the upper echelon type women, 8s or 9s, no 10s. Guess what every last one of them had in common? All 5 were stuck up, entitled, opinionated cunts. All 5 of them would also take an hour or more to "get ready" to go to fucking eat. Yes they were pretty to look at, but were more often than not very unpleasant to be around, and expected to be pampered.

Currently the girl im with is 24, chubby, great tits, takes it up the ass like a pro, give great head and swallows cum, is very submissive, and is generally alot of fun to be around...relaxed, humorous, etc. Also, she doesn't were a ton of makeup or perfume, and can be ready to go somewhere in 30 minutes or less.

>>718312362
Because your wife's a whale or boring and you aren't hitting new trim

>>718313474
Because those girls never actually liked you much. I hit 10s who don't give a fuck about any of that pampering etc bs. Sure they need attention but so do all girls? The look on the cake isn't always the taste, plenty of 5s have the personality of 10s and vice Versa. A woman's looks don't determine her personality but her personality may determine her looks.

>>718313474
>sex is the only thing that matters

Wow, you're 32 AND pathetic! Great job!

>>718314112
My wife is a human being. Her most likeable trait is that she puts up with my shit. If you want to think of other humab beings who you expect to put up with your shit as "trim," go ahead. Just don't be surprised when they don't put up with your shit.

>>718313474
This anon speaks the truth. You choose what you like and you'll be happy. Choose what you think other people like, and you'll never be happy.

>>718312106
You are in this thread, too.

>>718306560
Pro tip: invest in a plane ticket and go have some awesome sex.
Otherwise, try the Lovense toys. You can control each other's toys either through movement of your toy or control through the app. Also works through Bluetooth, music and Mic control.
Check them out. I recently got the Max and got the Hush and Nora for my chubby f buddy. Other than that, I just fly her in for a few days of good fucking

Leeeeroyyyyyyy!

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>>718306835
>>718307567
>second degree obesity
>average, a little heavy