what's the worst thing you ever did to someone for fun /b/ ?

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bumpin

Rimmed a sluts asshole

Came inside an ex gf when she was sleeping on top of me. She never knew. Thought it was the guy she was fucking a week or two later. Theyre raising it together still.

>>718298318
sos,*

I fell for a girl I met her and made her hate me in the end

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>>718298595

Good job man!

>>718298318
SAUCE NAO

made a girl fall in love with me while we dated for 3 years while i have 0 feelings for her and cheated on her almost everyday by either fucking other chicks or getting nudes from them

>>718298318
>be at christian gathering (tagged along with friends, not really christian)
>notice some guy jumping on the piano after they sing and stuff
>guy just starts playing while waiting for girls to approach
>got that desperate look in his eyes, wanting people to notice him
>friend tells me he does it every session, but people dont really bite
>qt 3.14 walks up, tells him how amazing his piano is, he tries to play it off cool
>i walk up, act all energetic, act interested in his piano skills
>he immediately gets defensive, waiting for me to poke fun at him
>turn to the girl, start chatting her up, get her number in front of him
>leave with the girl, as we're leaving I tell him he's pretty good at playing the piano
>that look of defeat in his eyes.

I didnt even like the girl. never replied to her textx.
idk why i did it. maybe it was just because i wanted to see if i could.

>>718298956
another one.

>meet cute girl at a judo thing
>another guy is into her too
>add her on facebook
>get to know her quite well
>tell her i think the other guy is a creep
>she kinda agrees
>he adds her to fb
>tell her its polite to accept, even though he's a creep
>she accepts, they start talking
>she tells me he asked her out to lunch
>at this point she thinks he's a total creep totally based off what I've said
>tell her to say that her boyfriend wont like it (she's single)
>she does, he backs off
>30 seconds later i ask her out to lunch
>she says yes
>i never turn up

what is wrong with me.

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>>718298318
>tfw you'll never be a cute skinny tumblrina getting penetrated by Chad's thick cock and having wave after wave of pulsating orgasm while he shoots his hot load up you and gives you VD
Why even live

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>>718298956
grade-a-douche.

>>718299114
i think the technical term is your a cunt :)

>>718298318
broke a nigger's fingers

>>718299167
>>718299219

i know its bad, but part of me thinks if i show betas where they really are in life, maybe they'll change as a result, you know?

>>718299279
thats not why you do it and you know it

>>718298318
sauce?

I threw a plastic grenade at someone at work once.

>getting yelled at for something
>not really paying attention
>I do what I want in my department
>lady tells me I'm a piece of shit because I responded to her rant by saying "cool"
>>"I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAH!"
>grab dollar store toy out from under computer and throw it at her
>jump out dock door
>come back in through front
>act like nothing ever happened

I had a reputation for being mental, so she thought it was real at first. How I worked there for so long, I don't know.

>>718298318
I jizzed on another kid's donuts and watched him eat them.

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>senior year HS
>walking home from school
>run into old friends at the park next to my house
>they're talking to the neighborhood hoodrat
>ugly tall lanky bitch likes getting fucked by cholos and only cholos (Mexican gangsters)
>she leaves to her house across the street few houses down to grab her cellphone
>she leaves behind her cup of juice
>my friend grabs a old dog turd and stirs it in the cup
>she comes back five minutes later
>"you guys didn't fuck with my juice right?"
>NOPE with a straight face
>she fucking drinks it all
>she leaves a few minutes later not knowing she drank dog shit oj

>>718299231
tell story !!!!

>>718298595
How do you know it isn't his?

>>718299548
autism

>>718299722
/b/

>>718299148
I really wish I was a girl sometimes. I really want to know what it feels like to get penetrated by a nice big cock, right in my primary sex organ. (So no, I'm not getting my ass fucked. Again.) It looks like it'd feel better than being the cock owner, being slowly stretched by a nice turgid elephant trunk of a dick.

Guys what's wrong with me should I go trans and get a fake minge?

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>>718298595
jesus christ anon

I used to go on dating sites and talk to girls my age (18-23) and convince them I loved them and wanted to start a family and would marry them but they needed to stop taking birth control because I wanted kids ... someone of them openly admitted to not being on any type so we could start right away and other literally flushed all there pills down the toilet in front of me so we could wait and try... After about a two months of unprotected sex with 12 or more girls I'd leave them ... last time I checked 6 of them got pregnant and Are raising them with another partner or are single moms ... WTF is wrong with me

>>718298551
I rimmed some assholes slut.

>>718298318
>I didn't delivered

>>718299786
That sounds pretty fucked up to me.
Get the surgery.

Some guy fucked a girl I was chatting up and it annoyed me. So I basically figured out his circle of friends and discovered his best friend was a cutie. Bumped into her "by chance", chatted her up, fucked her repeatedly for months. She caught feels, I cut contact, went back and fucked the first girl for good measure.

>>718299795
/b/'s genghis khan

>>718298318
More of the blue haired bitch

I fisted a girl, but she didn't sound hurt by it

>>718298318
Once had a girl believed I liked or even loved her. She didn't mean shit to me, I told her I loved her after she was raped. She believed me. I stopped little by little contacting her. I gave her a message every once in awhile. I knew I moved on. She didn't. I won, she lost. She still texts or message me and I don't respond to said bitch....

>>718299721
I mean of course theres a chance. But when i was dating her it was either a condom or absolutely no sex at all. After 2 years together i never hit it raw. So being as i blasted my entire load inside her. Theres a pretty good chance its mine. She was VERY worried about pregnancy.

>>718299795
hohohold up

We need some detail on that one

>>718299548
That's pretty funny

>>718299795
Bravo, first off. If this is true, how did you manage to get away with it? no child support or any of that

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>>718299219
>>718299167
Betas gettin buttblasted

>>718299884
No, he still supported his kids

Sad part is I wish I was lying about my post like I really do .... idk why I did those things I think because I like pregnancy risk sex but know I'm not ready to raise a child ..... I really feel bad ... and the fucked up part is i know at any moment if I had the opportunity to do it again I would in a heart beat

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>>718299795
you're a fucking legend

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>>718298318
"phone booked" them
its where you shoot a long distance and bounce the round just short of them so it hits them sideways and throws them off a mountain ridge and into the valley
they are usually alive for the fall
>wasted so spelling and grammar are now not important

>>718299795
You are a breeder not a feeder. That is what is "wrong" with you.

>>718298595
How did she not notice that you were cumming inside of her? wtf was she in a comma?

>>718299884
Kek'd

>>718298318
told a girl I loved her

So what I'd do is use a fake name first and last then I had a prepaid phone so changing my number was no big deal and since that's the only way all of them knew how to reach me it was easy

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>>718300253
>How did she not notice that you were cumming inside of her? wtf was she in a comma?
>wtf was she in a comma?
>comma

>>718300253
She takes prescription sleeping pills. Knocks her the fuck out. I accidentally shattered a toilet in her master bath while she was sleeping once. She never even stirred.

>>718300214
who is them my /b/ro ?

>>718299722
I am aware.

>>718300021
As much as that job sucked, it was great because I could do shit like that and not get fired. Like pretend to be a xenomorph for no good reason. Or respond to calls as Carl from ATHF.

>OI, WE MOVIN BOXES OR WHAT?
>IT'S NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUISNESS WHAT GOES ON IN MY DEPARTMENT SCOTT-MAN

This is what happens when I'm put in charge.

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>>718300368
Afghani fighters
you might know as taliban
>where fighters/farmers who wanted us out of ther country

>drunk so grammar is 3rd

Beat up a big mouth chad at my new school. The guy had never been defeated before and i took his place right away. A few weeks later he brought his dad with him and i ended up beating him up too.
He went from being the cool kid to nothing only cause of me making my point.

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>>718300566
>things that never happened: the post

>>718299114
Classic

>>718299795
Are you black?

Made my ex gf fuck a friends dog

>>718300826
kek'd

>>718300857
Story

>>718298318
bought them something nice

also complimented peoples new haircut (this was apparently the worst thing to say to a girl apparently lol)

>>718300857
Greentext. Now.

>>718300364
I'm sorry, english is not my first language.

>>718301049
>>718300893
>you. Bitch. Fuck this dog. This German Shepard dog.
>okay

That's practically it

>>718301112
im just teasing you mate don't worry about it :)

>be relatively shy guy, not autistic but somewhat introvert.
>get qt girlfriend, all is fine. Gives me huge confidence boost.
>after about 3 or 4 months start to notice she's batshit crazy. Calls me twice an hour when i'm out, constant texting. She's a maniac.
>Use my confidence to chat up with other girls, withing few weeks i fucked 4 others.
>crazy bitch still gf, i wanted to break up but she said she already cut out with birth control a few months ago.
>yesterday told me she's pregnant.

Wtf do i do /b/ i dont want to have a fucking kid. I just found out how easy girls are and now this crazy cunt wants to ruin it. I want to do something bad to her.

Worst thing i ever did was in tech support for verizon dsl on their macintosh account.
Some pebcak bitch calls in demanding i fix her shit right NOW NOW NOW and then hangs up b4 i had a chsnce to diagnose.
She calls back 5 minutes later screaming that its not fixt and she paid cash money for this shit service.
I diagnose.
She has all the fucking dsl filters plugged into eachother between the modem and the wall.
I ask her if she is on a cell phone
She says yes
I ask her to pull power from tje modem.
But that will disconnect me from the innernets!
Convince her to comply.
She does it.
Talk her thru setting shit up the right way. Comes to last phone.
Hasnt plugged power back to the modem. She is too dumb to figure out how to do that on her own.
"Ok mr computer man im gunna unplug da last fone and plug the thingy innit yoo sher we isnt gon git diksconektid?"
"Well yer are on a cell phone so yes we will be ok"
"Awryte!"
"Clipbtlth boooooooooooooooooooo"
She was on a wireless housephone not a cell phone
Dumb bitch was too dumb to know the difference.
Her kompyuuduh was probably a bucket of kfc with a plug going to the stereo and another to the tv....
Fuckin pebcaks.

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>>718298318
Had sex with best friend's sister a few days after their mother died. His brother-in-law found out (they were engaged), broke up with her and told my friend. Haven't met him in 5 years now.

I'm so fucking sorry Dan, it was a stupid mistake.

Urinated on their shoes.

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>had a female friend (best friend at that time)
>she fell inlove with me
>continued to do romantic shit with her
>she was super submissive, could tie her up and fuck her whenever I wanted
>she got more jealous each day
>couldn't even talk to my other female friends
>time goes on, I decide to move across the world to Australia
>I tell her
>she goes apeshit, threatens with suicide
>I go anyway
>one night she calls me
>literally got a tattoo of my full name on her arm
>I tell her to gtfo, what a fucking psycho
>she writes me an essay to say that I've been the best thing that has ever happened to her life
>got abused when she was little
>later get a text from her friend that she overdosed
>she wrote ''i love you anon'' on the wall before ODing

atleast we had great sex lol

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>>718301121
Is she fucking brainless? Or just a whore? I cant fucking tell.

>>718301242
Firstly, get doctor to prove it.
Then demand DNA test.

If she refuses either of these things, she is either lying or cheating.

Young girls are fucking nuts bro.

>>718301258
But was the pussy good?

>>718301371
Sure, I was pretty drunk though.

I fucked my ex girlfriend's sister, told her that my ex was better and then i just left.
I never saw them again.

>>718298318
>what's the worst thing you ever did to someone for fun /b/ ?

Shoped for better car insurance.

>>718301112
Mine to the other as well
English not is becoming language first of receiving to speak with the person of country birth.

>>718301756
The google of creating languahe for to be a translation thereof is given to me to execute communication to for with the other of not country to be mine from is to shoes

>>718299786
Yeah sure, but if you regret it then you are fucked so think about it some more.

> be 25
> have banged quite a few girls and not really putting an effort into it anymore.

> play guitar and sing at local jam session
> turn out singing with freckled girl that is about 17. (age of consent is 16 in my country)
> shesintome.png
> "i like your voice anon"
> don't really give a shit about laying her, rather play for the lulz
> "well, i like yours too. we should bang."
> funny enough it kind of works, we instantly make out
> go outside for a smoke. make out some more
> "we should do it right here, babe"
> she doesn't want to but she's not hesitant about taking me home.
> again, i don't care about banging her, this is just for the zozzles.
> "but i want you now babe, let's do it out here."
> she's leaning against the wall, just around the corner of the entry.
> takemycockout.zip
> "look at it."
> she looks at it and starts jacking me off
> "give it a kiss. please"
> finally she starts sucking it.
> cum in her face
> she's surprised and tries to dodge it
> i hold her down
> cum on her eyelids

> now she's leaning there, unable to open her eyes and really really really pissed.
> "shit i'm sorry babe, i couldn't restrain myself you're so hot blabla"
> "shut up and get me something to wipe this off my face!"

> "ok, baby, i'll be right back"

> go inside, pack my guitar and leave

everytime i think about this story my dick goes diamonds. best thing i ever did.

>>718298318
break into houses for fun
> find open window
> find dirty washing within
> put a pair of dirty underwear in
> take a pair out
> repeat
did this a lot as a kid.. kind of a hobby

No im not Black sad part is the girls I did impreganate are of all races except black not racist just they somehow never bought the lie

>>718302476
they been hearing that shit from they uncles all they lives

>>718301524
Yeah you should find that guy and apologise. Do some FB searching or look for his number and apologise to the guy.

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>>718302430
welp you can go ahead and have this.
*hands life over*
Take care with that now, its new, never even scratched, but you, you got something kiddo. Something that ill never know with this ole thing....

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>>718301253
goddamned coloureds

>>718301340
hhmmm hope the service over there is worth it, anon.

>>718302433
what, were you like homeless? or just liked wearing ladies under-garments?

I told my girlfriend at the time via voicemail that I thought her older sister is hotter than her.. and that I wanted to see what she tasted like? I was on mushrooms or 2C-I i cant really remember. Worst feeling ever waking up and realizing what I did.. no wonder she hates drugs!

>>718302433
Thats cool i have a thing where i will break into unlocked houses in my neighborhood and clean their dishes and generslly clean the kitchen.
Everyone in the neighborhood thinks we are all haunted by the same kitchen clenliness obsessed phantom ghost.
I always wear gloves when i do it so i wont leave fingerprints.
Been doing this for several years. Sometimes claim its happened in my house so that people will not suspect anything.
Best part is the people in my neighborhood that have security systems all have brinks systems. And im a brinks installer. And i have the master passcode for every house. Because i installed every system.

>>718302635
mmmhmmm an dey bby-mama 2

>>718303217
no excuse for being a cunt

told my gf while lying in bed after sex that her mum is super hot and i´d like to fuck her.
well... she was not amused.

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>>718300566

Was pissed off at girlfriend who chose to ditch me to hang out with another one of our friends just because he had weed to smoke and I didn't.

So I called the cops and said friend was dealing (He was). She, he, and everyone else there got super arrested.

>unprotected sex with gf i met off cl multiple times, since shes on bc
>she starts acting crazy, dump her
>tells me she had a miscarriage, don't believe her
>she contacts me years later after i get married on facebook and reconfirms miscarriage.
>very difficult to carry a baby to term because miscarriage fucked her up
>she flirts hardcore, ask her if she wants to fuck. Says yes but ghosts when her husband finds out.

>be 18, oldest guy in classic music class
>saturday evening, concert day, backstage, we just finished tuning the instruments whole group decides to go take a grab and eat, except for me (I had a late midday lunch and wasn't hungry)
>been asked to stay and keep an eye on everyone's stuff
>decide to take a quick wank because bored
>cum, clean with tissue
> lightbulb.png
>decide to rub tissue on every girl's wind instrument mouthpiece to give each of them a taste of cum
>spent the whole concert diamond hard
>never been found out

>>718298670
That doesn't sound like fun. I did the same thing and I still hate myself for the things I did.

>>718303260
Stories like this are what I love about /b/. Glad to know you exist, dishwashing-burglar.

>>718303500
>super arrested

>be at friends house
>hes kind of a punching bag
>at one point i walk into kitchen
>friend 2 is laughing his ass off, trying to tell me something but keeps laughing
>finally gets out, "dont drink the kool aid."
>he pissed in it
>friend 2 goes back to friend 1's room, friend 1 is playing video games, friend 2 distracts him, makes sure he doesnt come out
>i piss in the koolaid too
>he comes out to kitchen later
>trying to get him to drink the koolaid
>"do you ever just drink straight out of the pitcher?"
>"yeah"
>"idk, i think it would spill"
>"uhh i do it all the time"
>"idk man, i dont think you could."
>"you wanna see it?"
>cantbelievehesfallingforthisshit
>"sure."
>he starts drinking, i laugh, couldnt hold it in
>he puts it down and looks at me like "see?"
>"yeah uhh...i guess i was wrong"
>dumbass didnt even suspect anything, like how, i laughed as he was drinking it
>grade A retard

> the only reason im with my gf is to save money on rent/groceries

>>718298318
fucked a passed out drunk girl
>she woke up in the middle of it
>begged me to stop
>lolno.jpg
>cum in her
>she never saw my face
feelsgoodmang

>>718300364
cracked me the fuk up

>>718303885
I've done similar.

> go to club with my friend, meet 2 drunk girls
> take them home, one can barely walk, i sleep with her on the couch
> she's passed out, im drunk and horny. pull her pants down
> spitting on my fingers and rubbing her to get her pussy wet
> try to stick it in, but she moans and turns a bit. hope she doesnt wake up
> don't manage to stick it in the pussy
> start fingering her ass and trying to stick it in there instead
> feel hard pieces of shit inside her ass while fingering
> stop and go to sleep
> next morning quickly wake up my friend and we leave the place.
> he got the number from the other girl but I change it in his phone so he can't get in touch with her again.

im a rapist.

>>718304013
same

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>>718300566
Who are you kidding?

>>718301242
make a poisoness tastless coktail to kill the fetus

theres a infographic on here somewhere hopefully someone will post it for your sake

btw this is obviously assuming you don't want the kid

>>718304059
>im a rapist

idk why but this is what got me.

>>718303617
Lol glad i can entertain.
Thinking about making a new thread.

>>718303762
Yes, you sure are a grade A retard

>>718304059

fingers poopoo nuggets

>>718303260
It'd be funny if the entire neighbourhood knows its you but just play along with it because they think you're special

a friend is living in a really shitty house
when someone calls him, the internet stops working

we were playing league of legends I think, or something like that and I called him

we lost the game
he stopped playing the game because of that

>>718298318
my friend has the exact same tattoo

>>718304472
Or because they want their dishes cleaned.

>>718302430
damn she's probably a mental wreck now. stilled made me laugh though lol

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>>718303558
kek

>>718304614
True. I wouldn't really object either. Could make for an interesting headline if found out though. "Serial dishwasher apprehended". Why the fuck would you punish anyone for breaking into your house to clean your shit? :P

>>718304059
lmfaoooo man i love /b/ sometimes, reminds me of the old days

>be me last year
>split up with ex gf
>Destroys me and I get fucked over with the house
>see her a few weeks after in pub
>she says she still loves me
>start talking again
>she gets pregnant
>tells me kid is not mine
This is what I did
>tell her it's fine and we are back on only if she aborts kid
She fucking dose it in tell her I were leading her on
>profit

Out one night walking around my neighborhood. See some random car that i dont recognise pull up to the house of a married couple i know.
Guy i dont recognise gets out and goes around to the back of the house. He doesnt see me b/c im across the street next to/behind a big ass oak tree.
Wait for a few minutes. W/evs walk on. 15 minites later on my way back his car is still there. See him vome back from behind house his legs look wobbly. I get curious.
He gets in car and drives off.
Im sneaky so he dont see me. Decide to sneak back there amd see what he was doing.
I get to the back yard. Nobody there. Portch light is on.
Light in den is on. Look thru window see the wife tied up on a king size mattress on the floor. She is naked. Punch bowl of condoms on one side
Punch bowl of used condoms on the other side
Theres 5 condoms in it. She is blindfolded.
Wellimnotgonnapassupfreesex.webm
Strip naked on back porch quiet as i can then get the idea to use my key caribiner to lock the gate on the fence.
Walk in silent as i can making sure door foesnt make a sound.
Move slowly so as not to make a sound.
She hears nothing and doesnt even know im there until i kneel on the mattress dick already fapped to hardness.
Play with her pussy. Find the bottle of lube next to her and put the nozzle in her pussy and fill her up with cold lube. She whimpers and says to remember to use a condom.
I dont answer just start fucking her she moans and begs me to stop and put on a condom. Keep fucking she orgasms and begs me to at least pull out snd cum on her tits.
I slow the tempo and keep fucking.
She orgasms again begs for condom.
To be continued.

>>718304579
Tattoo?

>>718304997
please dont continue this one.

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>>718304192
>>718301242

>>718298595
greentext this shit

>>718298780
you are mean

>>718300566
>Brings Chad dad
Who are you even kidding?

>>718298780
Did she hurt you anon.

>>718299795
sure you did

>>718298956
>>718299114
better start hoping karma doesn't exist anon

>>718298956
I kinda understand your decision.

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I took out your mom for a seafood dinner and never called her again... sorry op.

>>718299114
shit dude. But you know, why the hell not?

>>718305069
the tattoo on the chest

>>718299786
u should find someone and have sex with passion. trust me that feeling when your cock slides in and up the pussy, best ever. the wetter the nicer feeling.

and cumming in a girl balls deep wow i tell you, you get humbled fast from that intense experience

>>718304997
I cant hold back anylonger go balls deep and cum inside her.
She cums from me cumming.
Her pussy clamps shut around my dick holding my jizz in.
I keep her plugged with my dick for the next 10 minutes. While i play with her tits.
Pinching and brutally twisting her nipples raw and bruised.
I then pull out and quietly exit wash off in their pool get dressed get my keys and leave.
Next day call her up. Im their computer friend that fixes their computer tell her its time for some machine maintenance.
She has me come over.
Mattress is still on the floor. Offhandedly ask about it.
She makes up some shit about babysitting.
"Lol ok" i know what you been up to behind hubbys back. Apparently he is on a month long busness trip.
Mess with the computer "diagnosing" it.
Find her email is open with an ad on craigslist for free fucks. Apparently she is doing busness during the day too. But during the day she waits for them not tied up and charges a fee. Other add for night is ooen to all just use a condom.
Tonight i strike again.
That same night i come over again do same as first night cum in her again.
Keep this up for a week. Fucking her snd cumming in her. Next week rolls around. Bitch is doin mad busness as a prostitute but i fill her withbjizz every night and she has no idea its me. She does know its the same guy cumming in her tho. Guess she is just really hungry for dick.
To be continued.

>>718305440
That's a bra, fool.

>>718304861
jesus fucking tits. quit with the old fag shit. go read yahoo news if youre that old

>>718299865
that is cold, you're the man

>>718300314
ouchie! roflmao

>>718303500
as opposed to being regular arrested

>>718305548
what's wrong with yahoo news

>>718305493
on the guy, faggot

>>718305083
holy shit
did I get it right that we choose 1 ingredient of each line ?
so 6 herbs in total ?

i will save this
then save it again
and save it again to put it a zip archive

>>718299919
poor girl

>>718305470
This keeps going for the next month. She is fucking 24/7 while her husband is gone. She sleeps tied up blindfolded and naked on the mattress every night so that strangers can fuck her. So that I an fuck her.
The month ends. Ive been filling her with jizz every night. Her hubby comes back home they have a barb q to celebrate.
They invite their computer fixer friend (me) so that i can network and get more clients.
They also announce thst she is pregnant. A happy little surprise that he left her before he went away on his trip. They never suspect it was me.
They are raising my kid as theirs.
Every time he goes out of town i check craigslist and she has her ads up for free sex.
I keep fucking her every time without a condom.
She suspects nothing. But every time i go to fuck her i am silent as i walk in. She only says "oh yer back?! Please use a condom this time. You got me pregnant last time."
Bitch i do what i want.
Most recent time she started bawling her eyes out when i stuck my dick in her begging me to stop and put on a condom she doesnt want any more kids.
Bitch you did this to yourself.

>>718305666
kek

or should i say super kek

super!

>>718302430
> takmycockout.zip
i see what you did there

>>718305868
yes.... YASSS ANNOON! FILL HER WITH SPAWN!

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>>718303500
Snitches get stitches.

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>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time.

>>718298318
i found out my gf cheated on me.

I didnt' say a word. got her alone, got frisky, fucked her, and as I was about to cum. I scooted up to her face. As i was cumming all over her face, I started to whack her face with my cock while saying "There, im treating you like the little slut you are".
she had a hurt look on her face as my jizz was splashing all over it.
I felt bad for a micro second. But that's about it.

i tortured two school friends

>>718303762
Tfw piss actually is the hidden miracle cure of god himself to any health ailment ever existed

nice "prank" roflmao

>>718306054
story?

>>718306009
and thats why no-one will ever love you

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>>718306229
Project more, faggot, plenty of people love me.

>>718306009
What the fuck dude

>>718298318
Shot a man in his left testicle three years ago. Knew he had to have surgery, but only last week found out his insurance didn't cover it.

>>718306009
I don't feel sorry for the girl cuz I'm a dick, but you, huh, you're pretty much a fucking black hole. Impressive

>>718306343
>>getting this worked up over anonymous comments on the Internet

Sure bud.

>>718299219
*You're

>>718306009
it's times like now that I hope there's some kind of higher power to which you'll someday have to answer. or maybe you'll just do the right thing and kill yourself now.

>>718306343
hmm.... then you either grew up from ninth grade, become well adjusted and a generally good person, or youre still in ninth grade and your gay ass friends 'love' you.

>>718306009
damn dude, your story shocked me.

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>>718306610
>implying "afterlife justice" exists

D'aww babby want a hug? Cry moar, you fairy faggot.

>>718303885
>Begged me to stop
>Lolno

Cant contain laughter.

>met girl
>hit it off
>nothing happen
>flash foward couple of years
>meet again, she is kinda drunk
>start talking, she has a boyfriend
>keeps drinking, keep talking
>start kissing
>go to place
>fuck
>change info: live in a close by city
>keep in contact
>she wanna meet again
>ask to leave the boyfriend
>she does
>tell me to meet
>make excuses
>ex bf send me a message telling asking me for treat her well
>I laugh
>she gets tired
>come back with ex
>tell her she is a bitch
>never contacted her again

>>718305868
Do you think you'll ever let her know?

>>718306704
ninth grade confirmed

>>718306704
*tips fedora

>>718306009
Nice pasta, friend.

>>718306704
lol i'm an atheist. what i'm implying is that this asshole will probably never get what's coming to him, but it'd be nice.

now fuck off. peace.

>>718298318

pretended to spray paint their house with orange hairspray. They tried to cover it up with real paint that didn't match their house not realizing they could have just washed it off.

>>718306887
How do you not cut yourself on all that edge?

>>718306946
how do you not cut yourself?

>>718306946
Cause I'm rock hard from jacking off to your buttdevastation.

>>718299960
or she just fucked with her new bf unprotected because she loves his cock

>>718303500
So you're a snitch. Not for money, or because you were threatened, but because of a chick AND then you admit to it on the internet, on order to have something to say. You deserve every bit of what's coming to you. You ever hear, "snitches get stitches?" Do you know where those stitches are?! Holy shit Anon; you done fucked up!!!

>>718307174
careful with those edges anon

>>718306946
>Atheist
>edgy
... well go back to your priest and cuddle, gaywad

>>718298670
so did I, because I couldn't deal with getting rejected back then. feel really bad about it now

>>718299795
fucking green text nigger

Reported someone's photo on fb for nudity

>>718301242
kick her down the stairs

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>>718300566
Yeah, I'll take that never happened for 2000

I once kicked a hedgehog to death just for fun. I regret it every day.

Made 18 year old Chinese virgin fall love with me.
Over time, I slowly worked my way into her. she doesnt know what i look like (sent random pics). This was over the course of a year.
Gained access to her PC. Convinced her to take nude photos of herself (to boost her confidence) but NEVER SHARE. I had access to PC... I downloaded em.
Eventually get her sending me nudes including working her up to two fingers in pussy.
All this on the promise that I was coming to visit her and take her away.
Once I had her masturbation video I cut contact and continued working on my other "projects"

I dont do this anymore, but have folders of fond memories

Nice girl. Im a piece of shit

>>718306009
This isn't an original greentext. I've seen this before, screencapped from previous threads. Unless you're the original guy who posted it, I'm not gonna give you any congratulations

>>718307399
'MURICA!!!!1

>>718300566
>actually funnier than any ylyl

My gf told me her brother used to beat the shit out of her when they still lived with their parents. She only told me this like 6-7 years after it happened and I always knew I didn't like him, he's a cunt and tried to get me fired (long story).

He has a daughter with some loud mouthed bitch and they are no longer together and are not on speaking terms.

I made a fake fb profile and inboxed her saying her daughter had confided in me that he touched her inappropriately and that she wouldn't tell anybody else.

He got arrested and it's still an on-going investigation but he isn't allowed to see his daughter and his ex has spread it around that he is a pedo.

Life is good.

>>718307519
Pics or never happened

>>718307617
This

>>718307566
Nice, dude. I'm okay with this

>be 18 me with a gf
>gf cheats on me. Dump her
>fastforward 20 years.jpg
>somehow got in contact with her again through facebook. "Hey anon, how have you been"
>Chat a bit, discover she's been married and got two kids but divorced
>she ask if we can meet, I say sure
>her kids tag along, she's got a 19yo girl
>whatismathIcanteven.png
>figure that girl has roughly 50% chance of being mine. Mom doesn't even consider it but dates match
>get girl's contact
>see her again
>fucked her

>>718307225
No, no you fucking idiot. Do you even know what that means? I'm not saying I'm going to do shit, so I'm not acting like a cool kid. I just deal with people like those he fucked over and stating a fact that a dozen ppl on here could attest to. If you wanna have your asshole ripped open or worse, and yes there is worse, you do what he did. Are you a snitch, a little boy, or just a fucktard that likes repeating things you hear, here?

>>718306735
Hell no.
She already knows its the same guy filling her pussy over and over.
I havebstarted checking for nanny cams when i go to fuck her and also being careful to look in the window to make sure she is blindfolded.

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>>718307617
>>718307640

I dont usually share but

>>718307550
Straya

>>718307774
Keep it coming

>>718307774
Looks nice, top tier titties. Why not coitus?

>>718307774
If she's Chinese why did you make the eye blocking bar so thick? All you needed was - -

So starts when I'm about 16 and sleeping with good friend. Keep it quiet because she has long term boyfriend, but promises they're going to break up so she can be with me. They never break up.
Start dating her best friend, stay together for just over a year. During relationship, sleep with original friend with boyfriend several times, plus take their other best friend's virginity and fuck her several times. No-one finds out.
Break up with girlfriend because she's a clingy psycho, sleep with all three regularly for months (twice slept with all three on the same day) and none of them know.
Eventually secret gets out, they all get mad, lie my way out of it so they all fall out and think the others are lying. They all stop talking, so I keep sleeping with all three, lasts about a year.
One day, original fuck buddy (still with boyfriend, who I'm pretending to be good friends with by this point) invites me to birthday party.
Younger sister crazy hot. We all get really drunk and I end up sleeping with the sister (another virginity). Convince her to keep it a secret and another girl added to fuck list.
Still continue sleeping with the others.
Younger sister asks me to talk to her friend who's dad has cancer and is close to the end.
Start talking to her and she's in a super bad place, genuinely get really close and develop the feels for each other. Still fucking the others.
Explain the whole situation to her as I trust her, and she's super cool with it and doesn't tell best friend. One day she starts talking about being tired of being a virgin, one thing leads to another and I take it, another girl on the list and she's totally cool with everything else. Sends me nudes daily (all on my external harddrive at uni atm and I'm at home for another week D: sorry!) and fuck basically whenever I want.

>>718307830
Didn't knwo 'strayas were allergic to titties, too. Or is it just you?

>>718307694
OUch! so sharp! so keen!

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>>718307694

Eventually original 3 girls move away/get boyfriends and stop sleeping with me. Still sleep with younger sister and best friend, and then go to some party and meet more of their friends, convince two to give me head together (they heard I was "experienced" and had a big cock and wanted their first time to be with someone experienced lol). Tried to fuck them over next few weeks but empty promises mean they never deliver.
Also meet qt that wants to fuck so fuck her lots over next year as well.

OH forgot to say I'd got another girlfriend during this time and was managing to keep everything a secret.

Eventually one girl spills and they all found out, lie my face off and convince them they're all making it up to each other because they're all obsessive and jealous. Seems to work.
Go round to original good friend's house and fuck her bc it's been ages, she falls asleep and sister gets home. Fuck sister on sofa next to her, they don't know I've slept with both lol.

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>>718305868
so, who ties her up ?

>>718300566
what anime was that again anon?

>>718307915
Eventually original 3 girls move away/get boyfriends and stop sleeping with me. Still sleep with younger sister and best friend, and then go to some party and meet more of their friends, convince two to give me head together (they heard I was "experienced" and had a big cock and wanted their first time to be with someone experienced lol). Tried to fuck them over next few weeks but empty promises mean they never deliver.
Also meet qt that wants to fuck so fuck her lots over next year as well.

OH forgot to say I'd got another girlfriend during this time and was managing to keep everything a secret.

Eventually one girl spills and they all found out, lie my face off and convince them they're all making it up to each other because they're all obsessive and jealous. Seems to work.
Go round to original good friend's house and fuck her bc it's been ages, she falls asleep and sister gets home. Fuck sister on sofa next to her, they don't know I've slept with both lol.

(sorry forgot to link)

>>718307831
might drop so more, or there was the Japanese primary school teacher. turned out she had a dark past

>>718307866
I was fucking about, so purposefully chose people that its impossible to meet

>>718307904
kek

>>718308041
Weeks go by and friend's dad dies, she gets real bad and i'm her only friend, fuck her over and over, anal, facials, everywhere in public, gets super kinky and intense. Continues for about 4 years throughout various relationships we both have.

Friends sister finds out and gets super angry, tells police I raped her and launches investigation (I didn't) and comes to nothing, all other friends/fuck buddies lie to police for me to say I wasn't even sleeping with her. Obviously her entire family find out and hate me, failed investigation shows her as the fucktard she is and everyone starts hating her instead - looks like she made the entire thing up.

Still sleeping with the other two, fucking people at uni almost every night I go out and having a great time.

>>718308068
Bump into sister one night out back home, she's wasted. Recognises me but doesn't bring up the whole rape thing. She's so drunk and won't remember a thing so I get taxi back to hers, parents in so super quiet as they'd probably lynch me if they knew I was there. Fuck her hard, first time anal as well, be super rough. Pull out and film myself cum buckets over her face and tits. Take lots of pics, she's just passed out so hit her in the face with my dick etc. Sneak out and leave her naked and covered in cum on living room sofa. No idea what happened the following day and haven't seen her since, find out through friends that she has no idea what happened and parents found her in the morning and were horrified and almost disowned her.

Show pics and vid to friend (who's dad passed away) and we lol for days, still meet and fuck whenever we're both back home and she's turned into a fucking goddess.

TL;DR - I could probably still meet up and fuck 6 friends/sister and have destroyed all their relationships together just because I love the thrill and can't resist the incredible risk lol.

>>718307973
>>718307915
Refer>>718307965

>>718299795
You are literally nigger tier

>>718306343
>plenty of people love me.

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I hated this girl, so on Halloween I took her prescription glasses that were apparently belonging to her mother and smashed them in the bathroom. She never knew it was me.
I'm a notorious borderline sociopath and I do small terrible things to people that usually involves stealing belongings.

>>718308099
your imagination is awesome bro

>>718305752
each of the line is a recipie. You have to mix the ones in each line to make the tea they correspond to.

>>718308153
You say a notorious borderline sociopath. All I see is a petty thief.

>>718299706
>be working as bouncer
>throw nigger out
>tries to smash windows
>put him on the ground and slowly break each finger

>>718302430
Nice.

>>718299640
Shit nigger

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>>718308099
Those that don't believe, here's an early nude I'd emailed myself from the friend who's dad died.

>>718307694
Newfag

>>718308100
Oh, I hear you Anon, but that's even worse! Pretending to snitch on drug dealers is the only thing more brain dead than pretending to have a gun around cops or a bomb at an airport. At least they'll just kill you. Honestly, I hope it's bullshit and he gets his mouth sliced open for pretending. I'm done.

>>718308371
that isnt proof, its just a picture of tits, while its nice n all its not proof

>>718308233
Fair enough.

>years ago dated this girl way younger than me
>pretty, but a bit chubby and horrible personality
>in bed though she is fanfuckingtastic
>can make her come so easily..on average she comes 3 or 4 times before I do...felt like a god fucking her
>very early on I realized it will never work between us, but seeing as I knew I would never again find a pussy like that I decided to keep her on and see how far I can push her into depravity
Started by seeing how many times I can make her come in one session. Record stands at 13
>Became ever more inventive with stuff i would do with her
> Her body just responds to everything I do
>she gets multiple orgasms from anal, got her a foxtail plug..she loves it, I take cialis and fuck her for hours, once she even fainted from an orgasm.
>at this point we have been together for 3 years..growing rather fond of my science experiment
>time to step it up
>i tell her I'm into bestiality and persuade her to buy a big dog
>she takes to the idea and gets a st bernard..raises it for almost 2 years and then takes it into our bedroom whenever i ask.
Takes it like a champ and loves it.. the thing's massive. I tell her to start asking me permission to get fucked by the dog when she is horny... she does.
>out of sheer curiosity i get into light bdsm with her, i call her the filthiest things..she just loves EVERYTHING
>9 years later I am still with her. She's still a bitch mostly, but I have such deep respect for her that I have grown to fond to leave.
>last year before new years I told her that she isn't enough for me anymore and that I want to start seeing other girls and bring them into the bedroom....she recons it's a fantastic idea to keep the flame going
God I love this woman

>>718307489
faggot

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>drunk as fuck at a party
>it's late as fuck and i'm super horny
>found the girl who was hitting on me all night passed out in a room alone
>took off her shorts and played with her pussy
>covered her up once done jerking off
>as i'm about to bounce her friend notices she wasn't in the same position
>she comes out yelling saying someone raped her friend
>everyone at the party tells her to shut the fuck up because nobody touched her
>it was me all along
>feelsbadman

bitch had it comin

>>718308441
Yeah admittedly that's fair, not sure how else I can prove it to you guys though.
I don't particularly care if you don't believe me but it was a pretty intense few years so want the story to get the recognition, ya get me?

>>718299537
http://fictionalsex.tumblr.com/post/112759385733/likewildlife

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>>718308099
>That's 56 girls on my list
>Fucking people at uni almost every night

I love it when a kid from /b/ writes a classic fictional tale. Have a good night, little guy.

>>718298318
Found and stole 6 kittens from a stray cat while she was out when I was around 11 years old. It was raining like hell so I saw a deep crack/indention on the road filled with water, I put them in it and watched them drown three at a time. Don't worry about me getting a fever, I had a raincoat.

>>718299786
>again
lol

>>718308579
but this is /b/ the closest your gonna get is people calling you out as a liar, its a simple place but its fair

>>718308830
fuck with humans all you want but leave cats along you edgy faggot

>>718308863
That's true, well I have some nudes if you want to see them anyway?

>>718302430
>> "give it a kiss. please"
T. Jeb

>>718308941
Hey, they did say worst.

>>718308942
go for it, we will always /b/ up for some nudes

>>718309053
I guess your right

I fucked my best friends wife for months before he found out, i blamed her for the lot, but somehow that dosnt seem as bad as those poor cats, at least my friends wife knew what she was doing, and he must have seen his marrage sucked

>deep throating this dude
>after three seconds he cums deep inside my throat with no warning
>surprise! :v

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>>718309072
Only found a few more but here ya go!

>>718301357
agree

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>>718298318
I pushed a porta pottie over with someone in it.
I told him to stop knocking my hat off into the mud,he didn't listen. I got his attention then. Fucking shit paper all over him,piss, & shit.
Fun for me, not so much for him. Funny as hell

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>>718309184

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>>718309234
And here's the last of these

>>718308416
Just for research purposes, how old are you?

Used to work in UK hotel ages ago. Some britts treat foreign waiters like shit just because. One day at end of 14hr shift guy orders coffee, i bring it. He kicks up a stink because he ordered tea. I go to the kitchen and cover the new cup and spoon with the sweaty juicings i find around my ass. I stir his milk with my balls. I take it to him and stand there watching as he drinks it.
At same hotel there is Irish wedding. Wedding party goes on into early mornings..i'm tired and pissed off. This girl is brought to the bar. She's passed out from drinking. Tell the two guys carrying her that we have experience dealing with such cases and that I will take it from there.
I wait til they leave and carry her out the back to where the staircase starts. Flop her down and drag her by her legs up three flights of stairs.
Get to her room, drag her in by one leg just far enough to close the door. Leave just like that in that position with dress over her head. Leave door slightly ajar with keys in the door.

>>718308031
I think she does. I honestly do not know who ties her up. Her restraints look like she could get out of it on her own.
Honestly i dont care. She hss a really nicely shaved puss. Nice meat curtains too. And she got tattoos of vines that go all over her belly and upper things to hide her stretch marks. Made me instant diamonds the first time i saw her new body art.

>>718309276
fake or not damn dude

>>718306946
>>718307225
>>718308941
is this the thing now? trolling by calling people edgy? that's so damn edgy i can't even edge anymore ohhhhhhhhohhhyesssssaaaahhhh

>>718298780
Is getting/sending nudes even really cheating though?

>>718309549
shave down those edges man you could take someones eye out

>>718309411
All legit, that's all I can find atm, I'll keep looking but yeah I have loads more back at uni so can post them when I'm back in about a week

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>Party at bro's house
>big fucking cock fest
>one girl and it's buddies girlfriend
>I have sleeping pills bro has bottle of liquid g
>I put sleeping pills in her boyfriend drink
>Bro has her try just a little bit of liquid g for fun
>As per the plan her BF passed out really quick
>we put him in closet
>his girl gets really fucking horny from liquid g
>That age old rule apply's
>its about the cock that is there when girl is high and horny, not the cock that's not there
>me and 5 bro's gangbang her all night
>whole time she's getting fucked she kept saying "I want (boyfriend name) where is he?"
>she eventually passes out
>we all crash in different rooms
>tell the fattest greasiest bro crash with girl
>she is dripping cum from every hole
>naked with her clothing scattered all over from her stripping
>her BF wakes up first and losses his shit
>he broke up with her so badly calling her every name in book and telling her parents
>now we all fuck her on the regular
>she has no cellphone so running into her is always nice
>she is literally a free whore now

Popped a fat girl's cherry and never met or called her after.

I knew an undocumented immigrant. Found out he wouldn't go to the police from a friend due to him thinking he'll be deported for doing so.

Also heard he'd been talking some garbage about the girl I was with. Now the main reason I confronted him was the guaranteed pussy that was in it for me for standing up for the lady I was with.

He got defensive, then he got scared. Threw the first punch and took me on the cheek. I remember being told by a.. Let's call him a business partner. That beating someone about the face is a good way to get caught. But body blows stay nice and hidden.

My first punch knocked the wind from him, he doubled over so I smashed him down with an elbow to the spine. I kicked him I don't know how many times. Measuring myself as to not break anything.

Ive never forgotten how fun it was to just beat someone down. I've only gotten in two other fights since those days but each time I seem to take it a little farther. The last guy I was able to claim self defense and get off scot free for breaking his cheekbone.

Thought about taking up boxing or Mma but I worry it won't feel the same or I'll go to far in that controlled circumstance and then shit will get real.

Tldr. I beat up a Mexican cause he insulted my lady at the time and I loved the feeling of violence.

>>718309667
>shit that never happened
Learn to be a little more subtle anon and people might believe your stories.

>>718309815
Edgy

>>718298595
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 800

>>718309942
Glad you think so.

>>718308687
That's exactly what I thought man

>be me
>Single for a while
>Want gf
>Meet chick online
>Ff a couple weeks
>I fuck the shit out of her
>She's in love with me
>She's crazy
>Ff couple more weeks
>Halloween. My favorite.
>Ex hits me up
>I go over and fuck her pussy. It's 11/10
>Afterwards go see crazy bitch and fuck her too
>Leave her the next day and continue fucking ex gf
I almost forgot. Ex had a bf who was "in love" as well. She thought he was annoying and stuff.
>She leaves him and hes destroyed.
>It was glorious
Cont?

/b/ gets involved with this next part

I got the (legitimately) autistic girl from my school to draw a "frenchy moustache" on her face... With a sharpie. In class

>>718309605
>>718309942
blade's gettin dull brah

>>718309942
no sir, YOU are edgy.

>sr year highschool go to a party meet a girl there who has a bf but is known to be a massive churchgirl virgin4life yes even if she gets married type of girl.
>she is not partaking in the alcohol b/c christian.
>mix up a "virgin" daquery
>Its so sweetened and fruity she doesnt even taste the alcohol.
>she gets super wasted.
>take her to a roomnto sleep it off.
>she is in a knee length skirt.
>lift skirt black panties.
>slip them off she doesnt notice.
>fuck her raw dog and cum in her pussy
>Had no hymen so she was probly lieing about virginity and added bonus no blood on my dick.
>she gets pregnant boyfriend breaks up with hernover it b/c they never fucked
>her parents forced a paternity test he is not the father
>herchurch shames her and kicks her out
>she graduates with a huge baby belly.
>years pass.
>chance meeting at walmart we tslk she has a dsughter with her who is 18 now and a knockout like her mom but the kid obviously has my genetics curly brown hair short and pale porcelean skin like me.
>her mom suspects nothing.
>invites me over for dinner
Bitchbisfishingforahusband.gif
>agree and go over.
>the mom is cooking in kitchen the girl asks me for help with her computer i help girl because i obviously need to do something for this kid she is my daughter afterall
>shes a slut and we fuck.
>she gets pregnant.
>mom suspects nothing
>the mom and i become fuckbuddies im fucking the daughter on the side under her moms nose.
Im a monster thats fucking my maby and my babymama.

>Be outcast at Podunk high school

>They fry chicken in culinary arts class for biscuits to sell school wide every morning

>Preps, jocks, the populars always buy

>Be poor

>Piss in fryer

>Next day smile with such satisfaction whilst half of school eats pissy chicken

>>718310109
>Ex girl is being annoying and trying to talk to me
>Decide to post on the chan
>Dubs decides what i say
>Dubs eventually says "I'm going to rape you so hard you'll lose your virginity twice."
>She was raped as a kid
>Top keks were had

>Next day
>Visit from officers at my fucking door
>"Anon. If you don't cease contact with crazybitch. We will have to arrest you for stalking and sexual harassment"
>Uh. Okay.

I haven't talked to her since. I can find the screenshots somewhere if you guys want.

>>718303885
so, you're a rapist now?

Stay round friend's house after a party, 17 yrs old. He goes to work in the morning and I'm laying on the sofa. Dozing on sofa and his mum comes in wearing some lingerie, his dad left when he was born so we've always joked about fucking her.
At first thought it was a dumb dream, but turns out she was there and came across and just got on top of me and we fucked twice that morning.
Never been back round but told all my friends when we went to uni and now we tease him relentlessly for it haha

>>718307566
Nice dude.

>>718310351
Piss in oil? do you even chemistry?

>>718309667
> didnt happen
also you're lucky
if that was someone like me i'd have cut all your throats in your sleep

>>718310287
You are a legend.

>>718310287
i call bullshit, otherwise its only a matter of time before you're caught.

>>718298318
Sometimes I stalk girls just for fun. I usually don't even care to have anything with them, I just enjoy sneaking around and seeing how much info I can get on them without them knowing... I even catfished this one girl who ghosted me. that was a blast

>>718301242
She is lying to control you, demand to see her take a pregnancy test and tell her you'll have paternity test done when it's born. Alternatively, just ignore her completely and cut all contact. I would be willing to bet money that in a month or two she will 'miscarry' or flat out stop talking to you. It's just another way BPD bitches control men.

>>718298318
sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation

>>718303590
same anon. im still with her right now but im sure we wont be lasting much longer. i still love her to death though and im sure a part of her loves me too but idk who we are together anymore

>>718298318
Told her I love her.

>>718298595
Fuck'n Savage

>>718299786

A fake vag still won't be a primary sex organ, just some backwards inside-out frankenstein's hot pocket created by some half-drunk doctor who has to live with being the only Jew in Arkansas or wherever the hell it is you live.

I think you just need to start imagining your as as your primary sex organ and working on anal-prostate stimulation. Start hanging out in gay bars and watching lots of gay porn. And then find some big gay black guy who's hung like a tree trunk to stretch your faggot ass wider than Chad ever could. I'm sure you'll cum buckets. And you'll save all the money from the surgery.

Traps are just fags who can't admit it to themselves anyways.

>>718298956
Then you woke up.

>>718298318
called someone on the internet fat xD

>>718298318
shot a man in rio

>>718305463
true. never really enjoyed sex for the passion until i started dating my gf. it was always about the control before but now every single time the gf and i fuck its like the first time tbh. she recently went on the shot so i get to cum in her and you are absolutely right it is a very humbling experience.

>See cute girl in school
>Is high on libido
>I know i dont like her or anything but i got her anyways
>???
>Profit
>I move out and dump her since i need some cumdump

Also,
I stalk people I meet online. I find all their social media information, their ip addresses, their ISP, all the passwords I can get, what kind of internet connected devices they have, where they work. Anything I can get my hands on I take and store in a txt until I feel like using it or I need it.

>>718311886
I mean I stalk people I meet. And I do it online.