sex advice? first time having sex, what should i know in advance

return the slab

>>718295297
PENIS
GOES
INSIDE
VAGINA

>>718295297
the girl is gonna laugh at you.

you're probably what? 23 or some shit, see normal people start fucking by at least 15. When you're still growing up and trying to not be awkward and cringey.

That being said you're going to be awkward and cringey

It will only last 30 seconds just have fun then prepare for round 2

>>718295297
It's more fun than it looks.

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First times are almost always shit. Try to laugh and not take it too seriously. It will probably seem strange to you that life is continuing on as normal afterwards.

>>718295576
reported
have fun trying to pleasure a hoe with 4"

>>718295576
bamhammer incoming...

>>718295778
dammit

its not going to be anywhere as good as you imagine it to be.

stay at home, shitpost on /b/ and jerk off to traps.

>>718295758
jk im 24 but i didnt want you to win. guess i fucked myself there.

>>718295297
Whatever you do, do not touch the tri-boob hidden in the vagina until her ear-clint percolate. Disaster awaits if you touch it before percolation.

>>718295871
this. honestly.

fuck her right in the pussy

>>718296099
i have no idea of what you just said

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>>718296198
that's because you're a virgin

>>718296099
agreed. one time i grazed it before she percolated...worst time of my life

>>718296291
im assuming its when the vagina opens and allows air to flow through?

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>>718295297
Here is a vagina
You put your peepee in it
Not all of them look good
Be gentle unless she prods you to be rough
If you go to rub her clit, do it softly. I had a guy practically punch mine once.

>>718296409
post moar.

>>718296462
U like chubby vag or something?

>>718296099
this, a million times.

you dont want the teeth to pop out, or god forbid the beak, when you have your penis is anywhere near it.

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>>718296409
not OP but do you have any advice for making a girl satisfied? not cumming, but just happy with the result

Jam it in. Every girl loves a good old fashioned sweaty grunting gorilla style slamfuck

sex is great but its not what you think its like, you probably watch a lot a porn and have these notions of what its like. When your actually have sex for the first the there is a the real possibility that you might be so nervous that you wont be able to get it hard enough to penetrate. My advice? let her blow you first, fool around with oral sex first, get comfortable being naked with a girl, then when your ready...murder her and fuck the corpse.

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>>718296562
mfw the pussy too good

>>718296655
give her money and drugs.

>>718296655
hey me too

>>718296686
a good chuckle before bed. thanks anon!

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>>718296655
Well for me personally I like to know the guy is turned on by me. Pay attention to all parts of her, not just her puss. Make her feel attractive and like you only want to please her. That doesn't have to be your intention but the more you make her feel worthwhile, the more into it she will be.

Unless she is a completely stuck up hoe or a starfish. Then you get in, get out.

>>718296705
Here will share one more.

>>718295335
REETURRNN THE SLAAAB

>>718296844
Nostop that episode was actually scary

>>718296820
you have a nice pussy

>>718295297
Don't go online for advice. Communicate with the one you are about to bang.

>>718296938
This one is pretty important...

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>>718296820
honest to god shocked that there is a slightly normal female who actually talks like regular person, not an attention seeker or a moron. you bypass tits/gtfo rule and actually put out good advice. thanks fam

>>718296970
i guess so, i just wanted to ask from people who had experience

>>718295297
practice putting on a condom, don't get stressed you may loose boner

>>718297034
No problem anon. Do remember that every girl is different and don't be afraid to ask her what she likes. It's a really awkward question but it can save a lot of aimless bumbling.

>>718296396
Well you assumed wrong because you're dumb and those things weren't real

>>718297080
Then ask your dad

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>>718296938
over communication is bad too. shit like "do you prefer if i shave"or "should i buy condoms" or other shit should NOT be asked to a girl really unless she tells you so in a sexual situation. I learned this the hard way, being a fucking moron.

>>718297080
>/b/
>having experience with sex outside of being molested or fucking animals
>current year

>>718297095
also wont be as good as expected, sex without a condom on the other hand...

>>718297204
Fucking kek. I didn't know guys asked this stuff, ever.

>>718297137
Damn, now I want to be your friend.

>>718297204
its okay to have those conversations, i did. just don't come across as too nervous. girls like confidence

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>>718296820
you missed shaving a spot by your fingers. but still.

>>718297396
Didnt even notice. Gonna go fix it. Cheers anon

Don't forget OP, once the ear-clint percolate you have to pepper the shoobaloob. This step is not as important but a good foundation for a fun night. Once thoroughly peppered feel free to bring around town, BRING IT AROUND TOWN.

>>718297455
Any chance of more? Body? Face?

Don't go balls deep in her vagina s have teeth so if you put you penis in all the way you're head is gonna get bitten off trust

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>>718297455
please update the photo when it's fixed :)

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>>718297511
Can do body but not face. Can't risk connecting the two.

Here is aforementioned chubs

tbh i grew up playing those wetpussygames flash games. like the Meet'N'Fuck games on newgrounds. That taught me a lot about pleasing women.

>>718295297
lick his balls while you're giving him a blowjob. niggers love when you're licking their balls.

>>718295297
>>718295425
updated for 2017: her penis in your butthole

Pull back foreskin all the way before condom goes on, assuming uncut.

Half the fun of sex is peeling off the clothes before the dicking. Make it leisurely tbh fam.

To find G spot jab a couple fingers in and do a 'come here' beckoning motion: g spot is the front wall of her vag. You'll know youre hitting it if she's moaning like a whore and it feels corrugated. Rub that shit to get her warmed up, never fails.

If a position doesn't work cause angle is dodgy, eg height difference too large for missionary / girl on top to work then try another position.

All girls secretly wanna get slapped in the face. NOT all girls want that the first few times with a new fella. Neither do you I expect. Safest not to bother at first, but bear in mind for round 4+.

Good luck OP.

>>718297641
Oh wow, you're really fixing it. That's dedication.

women queef a lot. get used to farting noises during sex. super natural and normal. good pussy farts like crazy.

>>718295297
she'll make fun of your penis. flick your balls. laugh in your face. make you lick her out and suck her dick, but let you die with blue balls.

If you used lumberjack grip to masturbate don't expect the pussy to make you climax in 3 minutes. And Don't underestimate the power of nipples.

>>718297641
tbh you're not that chubby, i like it. can i get an ass pic?

>>718297789
I hate when the girl forces me to suck her dick.

>>718297641
nice! very cute, great tits, thanks!
9/10 would fap again

It is best to warm her up with some anal before going vaginal. Pull up her legs, spit on her asshole, and shove it in. After a few hard thrusts she will be begging for it in the pussy.

>>718297641
Kik or SC? Not op, but you have good advice and i need some too. /b/ is fucking awful for that..

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>>718297716
I don't like fluffies.

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>>718298018
What a good girl you are, but it's a shame I can't see your butt hole clearly. Very pretty pussy though, doll.

>>718296820
Sorry about that

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>>718298093

>>718298018
Nice pussy. I'd like to swallow some piss out of it.

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>>718297817
Okie but I should really go back to my game lol. Getting late.

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>>718298176
Haha, that's okay. Do you wanna talk over kik? Mine is cookiemuncher889. I'd love to spot out other places you could clean up shaving, haha.

>>718295297
Just shove it up her pooper.. no lube.. no warning .. she will love it!

>>718298224
OR you could get a nice pic of your pussy and thighs with your legs spread open

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threaded bout to 404 bbeetttt

>>718295297
Make sure you wear your seat belt.

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>>718298380
I suppose in the time it would take to moan about how I want to play my game I could just take that picture.

Like this?

>>718298278
Naw

>>718298662
Just like that. You've got great legs

another with your finger in?

>>718295335
Top kek

>>718298662
i'd really kill to see a proper photo of your ass hole

Have suicidal flash backs of the war while licking off Ted Cruz's gigantic ass hole

all holes usable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWJAPXiP_Y

>>718295297
Remember that whoever you are fucking, is a human being too. So talk to them about it before hand, what they want out of it, what you want, what turns you/them on.

It is gonna be awkward and it'll take getting used to, but just have fun with it.

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>>718298829
not a very good image for me to think about while i eat swedish meatballs.

>>718298978
great show, really terrible that it was so short.

>>718299015
Depends on their gender or race.
Dome are more human than others.

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>>718295297
remember to lie and say that this isn't your first time but you hit a dry spell for a while, if it's too late for that just try and be charming or some shit. Also if you have no finger popping game just spell the abc's with your tongue when you eat her out if there's foreplay involved.

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>>718298802
Sorry bf woke up, saw what I was doing and fucked me lol. Here.

>>718299673

got any cumshot pics of you to share with us?

>>718295564
this

>>718299673
no fair not posting photos of freshly fucked pussy! but thanks anon. you're a real one. def gonna cum to you tonight if that does it for you.

>>718299673
that's such a clean and pretty ass hole. can you post more?

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>>718299730
Unfortunately no, he came on my tummy and I wiped it off. Sorry anon

>>718299764
It really doesn't change much, just opens a bit

>>718299830
spread pussy + ass hole please?

Would love to see your bfs cock in ur ass

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>>718299859
Only have one hand do apologies if you want both spread. Have to be separate pics

>>718300199
no, that's exactly what i wanted :) you've got a pretty pussy. keep posting.

>>718300327
Unfortunately I think I have to go. One more request before I do? Name it.

You're very sexy. Post a pic of your ass again please. That ass is way to good for one pic only!

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>>718300382
Okay 1 sec, only because I'm enjoying it

>>718300353
definitely one last ass shot. can i get a nickname or something? i wanna name my folder.

>>718300425
we're all having fun too! post ass spread and bent over please.

>>718300425
pls post your mouth and tits

>>718300425
That was me who requested this. Thanks for playing. We're having fun too. Be random, be spontaneous. Ganes are always there. This is excitment that is in the moment

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>>718300435
1/3

Timestamp hoe

>>718300614
Omg its like a portal. Sexy! Arghh want to repay the favor but will only do via Snapchat. Username?

>>718296820
He's trying to get off. Not make a house wife of the first hood rat he fucks.

Just spank her a lil bit n pee on her. Lol XD

>>718300614
patiently waiting for the rest... but that ass is gorgeous

>>718295517
>I was 22 for my first time
>I told her after that it was my first time
>She laughed and didn't believe me
Pro tip : be confident but don't hesitate to ask a few questions (not cringy ones please) and listen to her
And it will be fine

>>718300661
this fucking guy

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>>718300478
Okay I'm trying really hard to do this one. Give me a minute.

Timers etc

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>>718300888
Lighting is pretty shocking, excuse the scars at the top of my asscrack hah.

my first time was at 16 when i made my best friend's girlfriend break up with him cause she was deeply in love with me. she was taking days off school to be in bed, depressed thinking about how much she loves me instead of him. So, I cut the friend off and started dating her a few months later when things died down. She thought i'd had sex a lot of times before because i lied to her about it, and she let me fuck her raw and we were fwb first for a year and then started dating. pussy was fat.she never found out and never will that she was my first.

>>718300942
Feet/soles pls?

>>718295297
Put the Pussy on the Chain Wax bruh....

Could we get one with you fingering your ass?

>>718300888
Question

I am virgin so excuse stupid question.

When you spread your vagina is it always wet? What does it take to make a vagina wet and whats the easiest way assuming I am a 4/10 male who is not considered attractive,

>>718300942
i'd love to eat your ass. uff. good lord. can you put a post finger or pen in pooper?

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>>718300988

>>718301013
jfc no dude. pussy gets wet from foreplay. you need about 30 mins of foreplay before it's actually wet enough to penetrate, but that's impossible a lot of the time so everybody uses lube. it's quick and easy.

>>718300942
post lips and chest please?

>>718301074
Beautiful

>>718301092
So when you use lube that means shes not horny?

What game were you playing?

>>718301074

>>718301092
This. By foreplay people mean cuddling, teasing, oral sex, etc. Try to meet her needs, play to her tastes. My lady loves nibbling on her neck and ears, and her breasts are fairly sensitive so I get to play with those alot too. Though lube is a good option it can also make sex a little messier, which for some folks can make it less enjoyable.

I know the less moisture there is, the better the sex for us. Obv you need the ability to thrust but slow, gentle sex with as little lube as possible is the best thing imo

>>718301158
lube is just a quick cheat, it's not bad or anything. she might be mentally horny, but not physically. bodies run on hormones and hormones aren't quick fire signals like nerves. they take time to process and signal changes. ex. fight or flight responses last an hour sometimes after the encounter.

anyway, lube is just a quick thing to do. i can't have sex without it cause my dick is too big for most girls. usually spit from a blowjob is good enough. sometimes girls just don't get that wet. it's very hit and miss, but usually very hit if you foreplay for at least 20 mins.

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>>718301013
It's moist on the inside, self-cleaning and all that, but that's different to being wet from being turned on.

Best way is just have confidence, be gentle with her down there (you're not trying to kill her with your fingernails) and pay attention to her reactions.

>>718301092
Not all girls need 30 minutes. I'm good to go instantly.

>>718301189
Just The Sims 2. Been infatuated with it lately. Nostalgia and all that.

>>718301123
Bleh here

>>718295297
Jerk off right before. Trust me you need to get off before embarrassing yourself

>>718301347
Pics of your boyfriend fucking you?

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>>718301048

Will be strange, but good!

>>718301347
gorgeous. can you post more pussy please? show these virgins your clit.

>>718301446
defiantly a good idea

>>718301347
Damn that is nostalgia.

>>718301495
WOW!!! more photos of this, please. i'm losing my fucking mind that's so hot.

>>718301495
Can you explain to me why pussy (not just yours, but in general) just doesn't turn me on? Tits and ass make me harder than Chinese calculus, but for some reason pussy just doesn't do the job for me. In fact, I find it kinda gross looking tbh. Just thought I'd ask a femanon about this.

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>>718301515
Lol my clit is tiny

>>718301495
can you move your hand to a different angle? i really wanna see your pussy too while you finger your ass :)

>>718301347

wow, please more breasts

>>718301607
can you show me where girls pee from? i heard it's a different 3rd hole

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>>718301601
Because pussy looks like a dried up ballsack that has been stabbed repeatedly. You know it feels good to be in one but it looks like it's going to take over the world.

>>718301611

>>718295297
Dont get her pregnant.

>>718301690
Uh I sure can but my urethra is lower than it ought to be, I'm pretty sure.

This tiny button

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>>718301839
Forgot pic

>>718301446
Bumping for this

>>718301897
I don't have any of those sorry. We just don't take pics

>>718301862
huh, TIL. How does playing with that feel?

>>718301783
how many fingers is your limit? i wanna see one more.

>>718301495
damn bitch, you really puttin it out there.

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>>718301783
>Because pussy looks like a dried up ballsack that has been stabbed repeatedly. You know it feels good to be in one but it looks like it's going to take over the world.

Yeah, that's pretty much my logic: it looks ugly (especially if it's a fucking roast beef sandwich), but it's gotta feel amazing to be inside.

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>>718301933
It lightly tickles in the strangest way.

>>718301962
Well I usually do my plugs, not fingers, so I actually don't know. Hmm

>>718295297
Try not to hit the flumb

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>>718295517

>>718295297
You know how people act like sexual pleasure is utterly fucking mind-blowing and feels like heaven itself shooting through your genitals?
Yeah, don't believe the hype. It feels cool, but not nearly to that level. It's entirely possible that both of you will fail to cum, especially since it's your first time, and won't know how to get off with someone else's body being involved. This is fine. This does not mean there is something wrong with you or her. It's fine.

Beyond that, keep water and tissues within arm's reach, and be aware that you can totally give a chick a reach around - put a hand on her clit while fucking her, even if that hand doesn't do much, she'll love it.

>>718299673
he lasted all 10 minutes?

>>718302038
are you just gonna show the plug or ..? :) I'd really like to see you put your tail it on and bend over.

>>718298093
>shaving
>good girl
These are mutually exclusive.

>>718302038
can you post a pic with it in?

>>718301092
>pussies absolutely require 30 minutes of foreplay to get wet
ahahaha no

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>>718302200
15 or so. I don't like long sex. Lots of it? Sure. Long sessions? No.

Ahahaha something female-y just happened to prevent more pictures. Yikes.

I'll certainly be back at another time though. It was very fun. Thanks anons

>>718302623
you never posted that last ass shot!

>>718300942
how'd you get those scars?

>>718302623
pls piss and poop on me

>>718302718
When I was about 105lbs I had a gstring I continued to wear as I gained weight. I continued to fool myself into thinking I was smaller than I was right up til 176lbs. I think it was the rubbing from that.

OP (and other virgins), don't take anything anyone says about sex too seriously (except for the physical bits that are objectively true).
Everyone's sexuality is different. Period. Most people can only talk about their own sexuality and their own sexual experiences, but they project those things onto the world at large.
One example I keep running into is people who think that sex ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY has dom/sub roles, even when the people fucking aren't explicitly practicing bdsm, or employing such roles. I've seen a lot of people say dominance and penetration are the same thing, that only women like (or even need) foreplay, and that men will always become sleepy after sex (while women don't).
All of these things are wrong. It's not impossible for any of them to happen, but as unmovable rules that apply to every single sex act on the planet - they are wrong.
Beyond that, don't be afraid to be you. Don't be afraid to exercise your weird fetish, or think that anything's wrong with you for liking things that are normally considered unattractive in your partners. For that matter, don't think that you're being brainwashed if you just so happen to go with the flow in terms of taste.
This shit is all subjective. All of it. No part of sexuality is anything else.

>>718302623
We want to see your menses.

>>718302820
how'd you gain all the weight? stress or just naturally?
were you with your boyfriend before the weight, or met him after?

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>>718302681

>>718302885
But yucky

>>718302893
I guess it was stress, depression and anxiety combined. Man I ate whole cakes every week, it was shocking. But I'm down to 145 now and aiming to get to about 110-120.

I've been with him 6 years, so way before I got fat.

>>718302997
That's awesome. I'm 173 lbs. I'm trying to get down to 165 before bulking again. I used to be 155 in high school. feelsbadman. It's such a long road. you look great though. no wonder you're showing off so much haha. Trying to get some confidence back with all that lost weight from 176. Really happy to hear your boyfriend stayed with you through it though.

>>718302997
thanks anon! if you're still here use that butt plug please

Some more breast and tits shots would be nice

>>718302997
A whole cake every week? Damn. and everybody around you just let you? How bad did being that fat feel, or was it okay for you? Something that's always helped is that, "Looking skinny feels better than food tastes."

>>718302623
Why does menses keep ruining my week... :(

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>>718303127
Hey good for you for getting into shape though. It's so easy to sit on your butt and make excuses or bargain with yourself (I'll do it tomorrow). You should be proud anon.

And yeah I'm lucky he didn't run. Most guys probably would if their girlfriend nearly doubled in size haha.

>>718303175
I don't want to risk getting anything on the fur, it was 80 dollars lol. Timing is badbro

>>718303329
Yep. Bf didn't want to make me feel even worse than I already did. Others even joined me in the cake eating, encouraging me to keep doing it so they could have free cake.

It felt like shit once it dawned on me that I was close to obese. My ass looked like mashed potatoes, my puss was disappearing inside itself.

Here is a photo from about 12 lbs ago vs 4lbs ago. I don't have one from the start because I didn't want to look in the mirror but I was much bigger than this. It was just horrible

>>718303526
I'm super proud of you. Keep going. I know it's hard to lose focus, but I think you're going to be okay. The hardest part is the lifestyle change. If you just quit as soon as you lose all the weight, it'll come right back. So, stay committed. I can tell you now though, for sure your ass looks great. Haha.

>>718303526
damn can you post more pooper photos then please? :) i really liked them

>>718302997

You should totally post one more picture of your tits, they look perfect and we only got one pic :(

>>718303526
myfitnesspal helped me lose so much weight. show off that body though, you deserve to.

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>>718303655
Oh absolutely. I relapsed a bit over the Christmas holidays but I'm back on track now and more determined than ever. I'm not "on a diet", I've changed my diet. Big difference :)

>>718303670
Had to plug my phone in, low battery so no flash. Only light from tv, sorry anon.

Are you that ginger scottish bitch who said "my love for you is like a red, red rose."

>>718303840
Cheers anon.
I have end-of-day tummy bloats right now and it still feels so good to not be as fat as I was. And yes MFP is amazing. I was overeating really bad before and I didn't even know.

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>>718296157
That's disgusting.

>>718303847
can you post more ass pics pls? your ass is so sexy

>>718303890
I'm not ginger nor am I Scottish lol
"Rosenrot, oh rosenrot." Only thing that came to mind when you said that.

>>718303847
I may not care too much for pussy, but your tits are fucking spectacular.

>>718304015
this.

butthole now please.

>>718303847
I got high a lot and absolutely just lost track of everything. I was eating so much, I wasn't even chewing properly and I had the worst stomach cramps. Drugs really didn't help me lose weight. I stuffed myself till I could barely move, lol. Bad times. I got down to 168, and now back up to 173. Might have been a lot of water weight too.

Make sure you love and cherish both of your spirits at least as well as your bodies.

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i want some of that tasty brown hole

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>>718304092
>stomach cramps from overeating
Been there bro. I binged when I was bored, tired, thirsty, watching tv or lying in bed. I was constantly full and it hurt but I couldn't stop myself for a while.

That does sound like water weight. I fluxuate up and down like that all the time. It'll come down within a couple days I'm sure.

>>718304035

>>718303847
Have you been doing pole dancing?

>>718304373
Nope. Though I have heard it's good cardio and a lot of fun.
I do horseriding, not much else. Occasionally get on my stationary bike.

>>718304348
Meant for
>>718304071

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>>718304348
Can we get more fingers in there?

>>718304418
Are you Aussie? And yeah pole dancing is awesome

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>>718304348
Gape that shithole!

>>718304348
Yeah, I really hope so. It made me so happy to get on the scale and spontaneously see 168 after days of not eating properly. (I lost my appetite cause of drug withdrawals.)

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>>718304494
Not aussie. Is secret.

>>718304487
?

>>718304577
Be careful with that anon. You don't want your body to freak out and think it's not getting enough. Hope you're feeling better though. I had to kick K-2 in my teen years. Not fun.

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>>718304702

>>718304702
i really like where that butt plug is going.

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>>718304554
I don't have much gape :( I can try harder if you want

>>718304702
I'm trying my best, but the thing is I eat a lot of traditional homemade food and it's extremely difficult to track calories with that sort of thing. I can't just completely switch cuisines because I do have somebody currently cooking for me. I'd say I ate roughly around, 800 calories today. Give or take. and my BMR is 1941. I think I might start biking, or something again. It's hard to be fit during the winters.

>>718304839
definitely want. keep going.

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>>718304839
Needs moar gape! Work it a little more.

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>>718296409
what a cute cooch, would tickle

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>>718304894
>>718304921
Hmmmmm

>>718304852
800 isn't much but it's better than nothing. Don't force yourself, it will just make it worse. But you might have to stretch your stomach again, depending how your body responded to undereating. Just add a little extra every day until you get back to normal. Shit, even something a bit snacky might be good at this point.

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>>718301783
>Because pussy looks like a dried up ballsack that has been stabbed repeatedly. You know it feels good to be in one but it looks like it's going to take over the world.

>>718295297
you literally just put your penis in and thrust repeatedly

>>718305162
Cute tampon. Can we see pen in gaped pooper?

>>718305162
My guess is 800, but it could be as much as 1000. When I begin to lose weight, I usually try to do it in huge bursts when I'm highly motivated. I know it's terrible for my body, but it's just how I do it. The first time I lost weight, from 188 down to 155 was basically starving myself through high school and paying hours and hours of basketball every day.

>>718305162

Can we get a pic of your tits hanging down over the camera with maybe your mouth in the picture? They're so fucking perfect.

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Keep it slow, stick to the basics, do some research on foreplay/female anatomy. Gives you an idea on how to please her so you're not completely terrible. MOST IMPORTANT do not stress, do not try to compete with other males that aren't there and ENJOY IT.

>>718296409
>roastie

>>718305051
>beta

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>>718296820
this is horrendous disinformation.

Listen to me OP. This is the one thing you need to know. Women want both to feel like they're the most important, precious thing in the world, and the most useless piece of whore trash---at the exact same time.

The only way you can truly please a woman without coming off as a beta simp, is to ravage her body with your hands all over it, breathe into her ears, bite her neck, scratch her back,do the helicopter maneuver, hold her tight to you and whisper that never will life be the same again, as in some distant galaxy the stars extinguish and bring eternal darkness enveloped over a forgotten realm

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>>718305321
Yes pls

>>718295297
Play with her clit

>>718305162
Not much progress. Keep loosening yourself. Open up that hole!

>>718295517
>normal people
>start fucking by 15

Where do you live? Allahstan?

>>718295297
What ever you do,
Don't do the 69th

Thrust me! You will get her anus on your face

>>718305162
Is that a tampon in your pussy or what?

>>718305490
yes

>>718305162
moar bigger gape

>>718305162
pls more ass play

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>>718305590
I had no clue that they go all the way in…

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>>718305245
I don't even know if I have a pen.

What a weird world we live in.

>>718305341
It's not misinformation, it's based on my own experiences. You don't wanna treat a girl like shit the first time you bang her. Ease into it. Don't overstep it.

>>718305393
I'm holding my phone with my feet, cut some slack haha.

>>718305321
Do you want a double chin? That's how you get a double chin.

>>718305685
You're thinking of a pad. They go under underwear to soak up blood and stop leaking blood. Tampons go inside of the vagina. They're just cotton. They soak up the blood directly. Virgins don't wear tampons though, their tight pussies can't take it.

>>718305710
A pencil!? SOMETHING?

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>>718305685
What did you think they did? I'm so confused right now.

>>718305710
Those are REALLY great tits, honestly. But that ass hole is the money maker tonight, I think.

>>718305710
we'll cut you some slack if you put some slack in that fucking shitbox. GAPE.

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>>718305796
I just thought that they only fit halfway in or something.

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>>718305710
>It's not misinformation, it's based on my own experiences. You don't wanna treat a girl like shit the first time you bang her. Ease into it. Don't overstep it.

>You don't wanna treat a girl like shit the first time you bang her

>the first time you bang her

>Ease into it

Lmao of course.

See what I mean OP? EVERY GIRL EVENTUALLY WANTS TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT.

If you don't treat her like a princess some times and treat her like shit at other times and dominate her, SHE WILL GET BORED AND LEAVE YOU.

Hell, she'll probably get bored of you regardless.

A WOMAN CAN NEVER LOVE A MAN LIKE A MAN LOVES A WOMAN.

IT IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY, A CONTRADICTION TO THE WAY WE HAVE EVOLVED

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>>718305910
r u fn srs/

>>718296820
I habe question
Do many girls even feel significant pleasurable sensation past the vaginal entrance?
Or does it just feel like nice squishing around inside?

I know that for me and my own hole, it's the latter.

>>718305710

You should totally send a pic of you on your knees with your hands cupped underneath your tits. What size are they?

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>>718305910
Oh man I imagine that would feel like you were walking around with a turd hanging out.

>>718306102
what state are you from

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>>718306010

>>718306102
You need to spit on all your fingers, and work that hole until its loose. It's not getting any less tight.

>>718306102
Fuck yea, you're delivering like crazy. Let me see you sucking your own nipples, please.

>>718305398
Im sorry faggot but the west is mostly the ones whoring around at early ages you fucking homo government genderfluid sack of patriot shit

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>>718306051
Well there is the G-spot, located inside the vagina. For some girls it's an intense and extremely pleasurable experience when that gets hit. Not all girls can orgasm this way though.
As for just pounding.. yeah it can feel quite pleasurable. Just change up the rhythm now and then.

>>718306064
Having trouble finding a way to position my phone to take a photo like that. This okay?.. 34D though.

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>>718306102
Now I see how fucking silly that looks

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>>718306254
Can't reach to suck. Here's a strange licking

>>718306469
WE have been BLESSED AGAIN. A photo of your back arching please.

>>718297698
Kek kek kek kek

>>718306519
Example? That could be 1 of 1000 different ways

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>>718306563
doggy style back arch

>>718306625
What did he mean by this…?

>>718306632
nigger how is she supposed to snap that. A third arm made out of piccolo?

Well it started off decent, then it got taken over by someone craving attention.

>>718306698
that is a good point

>>718306469

I've got to say you've honestly got some fucking A+ tits. Can we get a closeup of you pinching your nipple? Also definitely what I was looking for.

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>>718306632
Hmmmmmm

>>718306709
OP left/stopped asking or something. No issues here. I can stop if you like anon

>>718306698
>>718306786
eat dick now niglet

>>718306819
Kek

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>>718295335
My sides

>>718306786
You delivered again, and your body looks great! Definitely proud of you, as I said earlier.

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>>718306786
Fucking DELIVERED! Best thread derail ever!

>>718297641
Damn, you got some hot spicy bathroom tiles, momma

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>>718306786
BL3SS3D OP HAS DELIVERED AGAIN. Now, a photo like this.

>>718306786

Yeh fuck off /soc/ is that way if you want to camwhore --->

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>>718306765
I'm running out of steam here lol

I think that's all for me. Bedtime and all that.

Was fun. I hope I didn't miss anyone.
You guys were swell.

>>718306968
Nah soc is gay

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>>718306709
Fuck off, faggot.

>>718306952
>>718307034
Last one, please? :)

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>>718305399

>>718300942

Before you go, you should post one last one like this but in doggy style with your tits hanging down under you. You look so god damn hot like that.

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>>718307034
OPEN
POOPER
GAPE
SHITHOLE

>>718307034
Rip?

>>718307034

Hence why you should be on /soc/, you'd fit perfect over there with your gay shit

>>718295335
Top kek no doubt

>>718306968
fuck off to your trap threads, faggot. This bitch singlehandedly kept this shit ass thread alive via hijacking. B needs more of this and less of your cancer.

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>>718307034
>>718305978


answer for yourself you harlot

>>718295297
My first time was everything I hoped it would be.
if your first time sucked, it was because you sucked

I met this girl off okcupid. we got along well, so we met up late one night
>both kinda awkward in person
>talk for a while, then I take her home
>she invites me inside
>quietly sitting on her bed for a while
>I finally go in for a kiss
>kiss leads to making out
>make out for a few hours, feel her up
>finger her to orgasm a few times
>take off your clothes piece by piece
>eventually you reach the point where you are both naked
>thats when you go in

surprising thing is it went incredibly well, even though we didnt talk throughout the whole thing. like we both kinda knew what we wanted, and it worked out. only thing I wish I had asked about was how to finish. I pulled out at the end, then she said she was on the pill, and it would have been fine...

basically
-be confident
-don't ask, just read her signs and go for it
-if you are shy about doing it, take it one step at a time, and see if she stops you

just know that girls want this just as much as you do in a lot of cases...

>>718295297
go and fuck er ass first. When you stick your dick in her pooper, she will know you're a superior alpha male and won't dare to cuck you.

>>718307135
Stop smiling, you fucking creep.

damn, our whale is gone. :(
unman the harpoons.

>>718295297
Make sure he cleans his ass really well or your dicks gona get slathered in literal shit. Gona be a bad first time.

>>718307751
>whale

>>718295297
Forget foeplay. Bitches hate that shit. Just shove it in.

>>718307751
It was awesome while it lasted. Don't be sad that it's over; be happy that it happened.

>>718308127
I was literally the person who's request she was filling out. I been eating.

>>718308198
Did you save everything?

>>718308292
yaa buddy. all 35 of dem shits.

>>718308350
post imgur album plz

>>718308572
>imgur

Slimgur is superior, buddy

pathetic gape pathetic thread

>>718309154
Nigga ur just mad she didnt have a huge asshole

>>718309793
damn right. bitch didnt even try

>>718309971
Idk man. Looks like shes pulling pretty hard here.
>>718305162
Look at the skin

>>718296820
>>718296409

Shitty terrible advice lmao

>>718310272
>implying you've had sex before