Anyone else do some gay shit back when they were younger and

Why not get a side boy?

>>718292361
Not worth my boring fat fucking wife leaving me and taking 50% of my shit. Just reminiscing of a better time.

Surprisingly, lots of women don't feel other guys are a threat. She might be fine with you getting close to a bro as long as it doesn't threaten her lifestyle.

>>718292782
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little pepe cuck image and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" pepe hover dick kiss, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting the same image trying to force it. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic meme forcing NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOVER DICK KISS HOVER DICK KISS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

Some kid sucked my dick back in kindergarten in the bathroom, I don't miss it but that was the gayest experience of my life.

>>718292817
+1

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>>718292144
Fucking fag.

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>>718292986
Have a memory

>>718292144
when i was 14 i agreed to let my 12 year old cousin and his two friends. do all sorts of gay shit to me for his ps2 and all his games

>>718293199
is this legal?

>>718292659
What if she dies in an accident ?

>>718293346
Hardly

>>718293346
yes. ugo is a very well known twink
hes completely legal

>>718293227
Tell us more

Yes, me and cousin used to fuck all the time, was amazing

>>718292144
You know that if you miss it its because you are gay or bi
Deal with it

>>718293408
>>718293432
Damn he's cute af

>>718293227
pics or it didn't happen.

>>718292144
Yup, ran away from juvie, ended up being turned out by a pimp that wanted to get me a sex change

>>718292144
If you're talking about back when everyone was Emo in the mid 2000s ur just gay bud lol

I was having 3somes with emo chicks every night lol all you had to do was date one & you got to fuck their friends if you had weed & alcohol

I didn't fuck dudes when I was 16, it was easier to get pussy???? Ur a faggot bro

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>>718293901

>>718293461
> was sent to live with my aunt and uncle for a month when i was 14
> they were upper middle class, my family was poor
> little cousin was bratty.
> pretty much at his beck and call because aunt hated me and would believe him no matter what
> he had two friends who were the same way
> they had a guest room but aunt lodged me in cousins room since he already had bunkbeds.
> friends were over and they were arguing over something
> turned out they were talking about pubes and if everyone has them
> somehow one of them thought that it was a special trait like bushy eyebrows or freckles
> they see me and cousin decides to ask
> tell them yes everyone gets them including me and eventually them
> demands that i show them
> tell them no
> goes back and forth for a bit but eventually i find myself lowering my shorts to give them a view of my pubes
>i guess i started an obbsession because less then a week later they were asking to see them again
> held out and told them no
> cousin is at a crossroads couldnt complain to his mom so him and friends end up bargaining with me
> i end up agreeing to his ps2 and the games if i would get naked and let them do whatever they wanted
> turns out 12 year olds are alot more curious then i had planned
> they touched me all over
> had me jerk off for them,
> two of them tried jerkign me off for a bit
> they even got one of them to lick it on a dare.
> who knows how far they were going to take it because his aunt came upstairs in the middle of it all
> cousin tried to argue that the agreement was null and void since we were interrupted before he was finished but i took the system anyway
> tried to hid the games but i managed to find most of them and squirrel them away in my suitcase

>>718293199
>>718294080
please post more cute boys
for science of course

>>718293653
oh yeah let me just go ahead and whip out this pics of underage myself and my cousin that i keep for just such occasions

Reading this thread.

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>>718294201
Topkek.

>>718292144
I miss wrestling in boxers with my friend, we always got hard but never touched eachothers dicks. I would have tons of precum oozing and he would accidentally rub against my cock while in a head lock

>>718294289
/thread

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>Used to suck off best friend in middle/high school
>Go over his house any chance I got
>Would take turns sucking each other for about 5 min at a time
>One of us would always end up cumming in the other ones mouth, usually swallowing it
>Other one would then jerk off to finish
>Eventually tried doing anal
>Didn't know about lube
>Tried shoving my cock up his ass
>feels good
>he started begging for me to pull it out
>barley had the head in
>never let me try anal again
>asked him to fuck my ass
>he didn't want to
>he left for college, I moved a few states away for a job
>never did anything again
>started dating and fucking women, but just isn't the same
Now all I want is a really cute femboy or tranny to play with.

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>>718294247

Me and cousin used to take turns sucking each others dick and eating each others ass while the other played a video game, when you died in game we would switch up

>>718292144
>Anyone else do some gay shit back when they were younger and kind of miss it now?

Tons of it, and from a very young age.

If I told you it all you wouldn't believe me.

And yes, I do kinda miss it.

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>>718294247
enjoy my bf

What percentage of guys do you think did gay shit with friends or relatives when younger? I would not be surprised if it was over 75%

>>718294968
Thanks!

>>718295202
Cuuute love the undies, thank you anon

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>>718295202

While I'm posting, here's my story

>be 13
>have friend who lives next door
>sleep over often
>puberty.bat
>spend some nights watching inappropriate stuff on the TV in his room
>one night he REALLY wants to jerk off
>i don't want to leave the room
>...
>I end up giving him a blowjob, our "excuse" to ourselves was it was truth-or-dare
>happens repeatedly, at least twice a week for about half a year?
>i still regret not rimming his smooth round booty...
>14 years later, he's a Baptist minister, moved across the country, married to an attractive woman

Going to go ahead and assume that my preference for twinks came from my experiences with him. My current boyfriend is pretty much my ideal partner.

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>>718295702

>>718295221
depends on "gay shit"
something harmless like checking each other out
-vs-
sucking on each other's balls

>>718295869
Jerking each other off, sucking each other. fucking etc

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>>718295869
>sucking on each other's balls
how could you resist sucking on big hanging balls like this?

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Today I was praying to god to forgive me for my sins and desire for men. Now its the afternoon and right now i'd ge an instant boner to >>718295803 or a story. But nothing. I got nothing.

I'm so happy.

>>718295702
So sexy, I would love to suck you

>Meet an older boy
>He takes me in the woods and pulls my pants down
>Proceeds to hump my bare ass with his cock
>Spreads my ass cheeks and pokes at my hole without sticking it in. Feels good man.

>Soon after I take a younger boy into the woods
>Ask him to suck my dick
>Hump his butt
>Try to stick it in his hole. Cant get it in
>He loves it and wants to do it again

>A year later I meet another boy.
>Look at porn mags together
>Take turns humping each others asses in front of a mirror
>Really feels good

>A few years later I meet two new boys
>Have three way butt humping sessions with both. Feels awesome.
>They both move away soon after

>Move to a new town
>Meet two new boys. One younger, one older
>They're really into humping in the woods
>The older kid is chubby and actually lets me and the other kid stick our dicks in his ass
>Three way anal sex sessions with both kids for almost 2 years

>Meet a new friend when I'm 15
>Jerk off together in my basement almost every day
>Asks me to fuck his ass
>Shove my cock up his ass and come immediately
>He loves it and wants to do it again. I'm too chicken

>Be 16
>Start playing strip poker with close friend
>We start jerking off and humping
>Do this on an almost weekly basis
>Hump his ass until I cum. Do this many times
>Let him poke my asshole with his dick, doesn't really stick it in but it still feels really good
>Do the same thing to him.

>In a bathroom after a party.
>Let my friend fuck me up the ass
>Feels amazing
>We do it two more times

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>>718294272
Welcome to /b/ newfag...

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>>718296078
>you
That's not me


Here's the last pic of him i'm posting here tonight

>>718296101
That is really hot.

>>718296076
I wish I could be cured of my homosexuality.

I really hate it. It's been nothing but a curse on my life.

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>>718296416
:( Just live the best life you can. Dont fall for the desire of men. Delete all your pornography. Porn has ruined our society. It had ruined me as well.

Just try not follow the wrong paths.

>>718296612
Just for you I'm going to have gay sex in a church ;)

>>718296416
Embrace your degeneracy. It's more fun that way

>>718296311
or was it possible i was just calling your retarded shit out for bringing up a fuck meme from seven years ago in a desperate attempt to look hip?
nope couldnt be that

>>718292659
Post pics of wife

>>718293199
Nice product placement, Adidas

>>718296709
Just for you, im going to spit on your grace

>>718296894
Listen you little attention whore.

Timestamp and tits or GTFO!

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>>718292782
isnt that andy the log of shit wannabe rockstar?
>pic unrelated (is actual rockstar)

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Man do I...

Everyone was just so androgynous and cute in middle school. I don't think I'd be into it now since there's zero cute guys past the age of 20 but man, fucking 14 year old hormonal boys was the best. And also being fucked by them. It was so messy and the thrusting was so wild and uneven - like a dog.

I didn't wanna give up the androgyny so I became a tranny lmao.

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>>718292144
is that kyler moss the dark haired one
i dont normally forget a twink

>>718297036
and now your scrambling to reference more archaic memes from back in the day.
i guess we're done here :^)

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>>718297286

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>>718296901
Keep in mind, this is old and probably 50 lbs lighter.

>>718297262
We're gonna need proof

>>718294201
Sounds like a good deal to me

>>718294230
Oh, you poor, confused boy... let me help you : )

>>718292659
>fuck young twink on the downlow
>bareback
>get HIV
>fuck fat wife
>bareback
>treat own HIV with unprescribed drugs from Mexico
>wife gets full on AIDS
>Accuse her of cheating on you
>accuse her of giving you AIDS
>you get everything
>fat wife dies first
>you die of AIDS later too
>but revenge is yours
>and so was that twink pussy you had on the side

>>718292817
Jokes on you; I just want the (You).

Did you see how I orchestrated that? It was so perfect. I just memed the same meme everyone here memes, but I put it out there so gently you couldn't resist.
It's like asking a slut what her sign is. It's a horrible line, of course, but she can't help but to roll her eyes and answer anyway. And that's all you need. Once she responds you both know she will be yours. The door is open.
And in that same way, you are now mine. I have you and your (You) and there is no way for you to change that. You have been dominated, used, and soon will be discarded.
But you knew this would be the case when you responded. It's the silly game we play here. We pretend we're actually conversing but it's all really just a ridiculous dance. One partner leads, the other follows, and neither has truly gained nor lost anything.
We carry on, and we know we'll do it again and again. Probably not with the same partner, but that's ok. It's the thrill of the hunt that keeps us coming back. The thrill of hunting and, if we're being honest, the thrill of the vulnerability of being hunted.
Thanks for dancing with me, anon.

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>>718296416
Please don't listen to this guy >>718296789 this is what is ruining us. Not any religion would accept you for doing something even when you know its wrong - and you have had the chance to think about it, the fact that its wrong

>>718297861
Where did God or Christ say one word on the topic?

No not Levi or Paul.. God?

>>718296416
Got heart broken, huh?

>>718298053
"Jesus said unto him, don't be a faggot" -- Psalms 151:8

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>>718298053
They didn't. Doesn't mean its right and it should be treated as normal just cause Christ said so

>>718293432
Wtf he looks 14 tops. Is the legal age lower in Russia?

>>718298053
Regardless of whether homosexuality is forbidden, Jesus taught that sexual promiscuity is wrong (the woman caught in adultery, etc). We must remember that Jesus embraced those who were promiscuous, but told them to abandon their sin. Threads like this are just exercises in lust.

>>718296416
I get you fam. I never thought like this until about June. I used to always tell people it wasn't a big deal to me. That i had 99 problems but being gay wasnt one of them but it was. Probably my biggest one.

I really do hate it too now. I don't like men anymore. I'm sexually attracted to them but i really don't like them. They are worse than teenage girls in terms of empathy. Its just about finding that next big dick to suck.

Like even if you have a huge one, it wouldnt matter. They would find some guy with a nicer face or torso. They just...

I have gotten over a lot of shit in my life though so i feel i'm better prepared to handle the soul crushing realization of just how empty it is to be a gay man.

But you just have to embrace it man. I have a guy coming over today. I'm just going to enjoy it. Enjoy the moment. Gonna cuddle and cum with him and then send him on his merry way.

That part of you thats wants something more... something real... Bury it mate. Bury it deep. Find a purpose. Something for you and you alone. Then it wont matter. You will have something bigger and more important to focus on than what would probably just end up being a lot of drama.

Yes and no. I raised my testosterone levels and stopped being turned on by gay stuff. I can't even be turned on by 99% of sissies either. It's a visual thing. The female skeleton and figure is the only thing that gets me hard, not to mention vaginas are so much more appealing that dicks and balls.

>>718299039
If you follow that path you'll die alone with nothing but 1000 hookups.

>>718299063
>vaginas are so much more appealing that dicks and balls.
Lol, get a load of this faggot.

>>718299030
Many are fine with monogamy and would marry if so allowed.

As it is on Earth so it shall be in Heaven.

Certainly promiscuity is a sin, regardless of your gender or attractions.

Which is why Christ spoke of it and not of homosexuality.

>>718299039
What, the hell...... is that honestly how you feel?
i wana shout GAAAAAAAAAAY

But i want to help, but i cant...
so GAAAAAAAAAAY

Sorry Anon it does sound really tough.
But in a Male female relationship it is much too similar so why not believe that there will eventually be 1 guy for you

>>718299043
christ
moar?

>>718299039
lol that's everyone dude. Gay and straight. Love is nothing more then a spec of dust in an hour glass.

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>tfw no adult penises will ever be feminine enough for you
>tfw if you find one, she's way out of your league anyways

>>718299039
is this how some gay guys feel? i actually feel sad after reading that :(

>>718299347
The Church has always taught that homosexual sex is a sin, however. You can't claim Christ while rejecting the Body of Christ.

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>>718299039
You disgust me. Its one thing to not be able to find someone who is decent. But its a whole other thing that you are one of them. You dont even try. You know for a fact you are doing wrong, yet do nothing to stop it. Why even keep living your miserable life? Step up your act.

>>718292144
Yes, and yes