can we get a beta cringe thread going?
>>718287432
bump
This is an avg /b/tard's inner thoughts tbh
As the OP you're supposed to get the thread rolling, not post one image and have everyone else do the work for you
>>718287971
same let's face it im never gonna change
>>718287432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EUBr87OZFU&t=2s
this post
>>718288273
I'd fuck.
>>718288412
Took the words out of my mouth
>>718288412
even if it is a bloke?
>>718288732
Jesus Christ, that thing has the sexual attractiveness of fucking a communal bowling shoe.
>>718288341
didn't know this was YLYL
>>718288832
anon pls
i can only get so erect
>>718289013
I am becoming a dorito.
>>718287432
the guy who edited this post is autistic too
>>718287432
keep it going i need this rn
>>718287432
>>718288984
Lord, help us...
Tic toc I was tAkin a bath
>>718289255
kek - oh yeah, dem niggaz are definy from 1875
"Ice hockey is believed to have evolved from simple stick and ball games played in the 18th and 19th century United Kingdom and elsewhere. These games were brought to North America and several similar winter games using informal rules were developed, such as "shinny" and "ice polo". The contemporary sport of ice hockey was developed in Canada, most notably in Montreal, where the first indoor hockey game was played on March 3, 1875."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey
>>718288341
Can't stand when fuckers like this do shit like this in the name of Christianity. God gave you a dick and a pussy for a reason. Just have a fuckfest AFTER marriage you morons.
>>718288341
One of them is a cheating whore, and it's definitely not the husband. He's a provider that she can depend on to stick around, while she's out choking on close to every cock in Topeka. This, I think brings a whole new meaning to being a beta. On a side note however, I bet she's into anal.
>>718288756
cringe? looks like pride festival.
>>718288341
>eats a whole raw potato
>>718288123
>>718289604
>>718288910
fuck trayvon and all other liberals
>>718288123
Yeah, modern for America.
>>718291647
>by sitting on you
dunno what the swords are for. probably sexual
>>718288341
>>718288341
eats a whole raw potato
>>718288732
Jesus fuck.....
>>718288984
Freebleeding is disgusting.
>>718290705
Fuck all the ignorant shits who voted for trumpler.
>>718288341
raw potato... sheeit. what that would do to me is awful indigestion. it's not even funny. real indigestion is like this:
my chest and shoulders feel like they are bloated with pockets of air. it happens to me when i get potato salad from the grocery store sometimes. sometimes the potatoes seem raw and hard. the pain is incredible. every breath is sharp pain. one time, i was wearing a backpack on my way to class from my car and with every step, it bounced on my shoulders and it was like there were hot pins deep in my flesh. it takes WEEKS to absorb the gasses.
>>718292471
nigger detected
>>718292289
MY SIDES AHHAHA BY THE LOVE OF KEK
>>718292194
Klassic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiPjpAplk-Y
this is some serious autism
>>718289924
Whats the difference?
>>718289773
I'd fuck her. And you know with how highly strung and naive she must be, she'll decide to do it "just once" at some point and there's a pretty good chance it'll be a random fuck so it's someone she can just have sex with and then not have in her life to tell about it.
Then she'll be hooked. Eventually she might break the news to the hubby and sell it as using flings to get her "devilish thoughts" out of the way so she can "preserve the sanctity of their marrage." And she'll keep fucking other guys then while her husband puts on the pounds stress-eating potatoes.
>>718293983
One has people acting awkwardly and this is amusing.
One has people getting laid and this confuses and upsets you.
>>718294302
>>718288756
Is that the dude from pentatonix on the left?
>the old guys face
>>718294389
>>718294634
>good boy points
Wat?
>>718294638
Oh dear god why
>>718294711
Guy in blue wants the D harder than all 3 chicks combined
I have the cringe MLP resume
Its 2.1 MB
Gonna crop it a little.
Cinderella and the three fisters
>>718294861
>>718294669
WTF... its like a land whale fucked a slightly older fatter land whale
>>718294711
Fuck she is thick as hell! I want that ass.
Any more?
Here we go. Phone is retarded, saved the first crop as 2.4 mb and the second at 750 mb or some shit.
>>718294708
>His mommy doesn't give him good boy points
>>718294909
post more french girls
>>718288732
Even if you were asking, any man's dick would melt away at the sight, no matter how desperate
>>718294399
I see it
>Maledom.jpg
Eternally classic
>>718288880
oh how i love a good strawb picking
>>718295129
No I've never had that. Wtf is that even. His mom assigns him points for shit and then thats got an exchange rate to dollars or something?
Who wants me to find and post Poupee?
>>718294669
>>718291647
>cringe
I don't know man those JNCOs are pretty rad
>>718295392
I'm dying from cancer
>>718294004
Translation:
"I might be gay but I'm not really sure. I hate my own existence so I write fiction on characters so I can forget I exist. I desperately need pussy, but I'm too much of a faggot to initiate it, but my desperation will still lead to attempting sexual acts."
>>718292471
I don't disagree, but you DO realize what website you're on, right?
>>718295392
Man that's not cringe. That's.. I don't know what it is. Tragic? Depressing? 3 years removed from a suicide attempt?
>>718295284
Fuck off newfag
>>718295783
The only thing I'm going to fuck off is your ass boy.
This guy. Major beta.
>>718294822
6 bitch slaps.. and a kick in the nuts for hat guy
>>718289604
could you imagine ice polo?all those horses slipping and sliding all over the place
>mfw horse ice-capades
>>718292335
That file name got me
>>718295605
Man this guy is going places
>>718295392
What forum is this? Would love to see replies
>>718295165
Whats wrong with that.. its the logical way to piss!
>>718290705
>polls
>election night
>>718295392
Fuck dude. Seriosluy
>>718295098
holy fuck that's actually really impressive
>>718291647
Where does one buy pants that big?
>>718291647
>>718292616
You really need to think harder about what you eat, man. And maybe never talk about your gas ever again.
>>718287432
>yfw you arent aware of the nuances...
>>718288732
>>718292335
keksimus
>>718292335
the only way that would be audacious would be if those activities were somehow an affront to mister linguini
>>718291315
That's a manicure ffs
Found this guy on a dating site i'm on... Not entirely sure how much less cringy I am, I mean we're both on there.
>>718294356
>/r/accounting
>>718296991
>>718295835
I think this is you, and you want some attention. even though you look good, no one gives a shit about you.
and that actually makes you a beta
gz megabetaohmegaanon
>>718297175
Your father is a gayhomosexual
>>718296626
Okay they are some BFP.. Big Fucking Pants!
>>718288756
lol i have the same vans as the girl in the white tank top.
>>718296385
uh, no, it's not
your pants are now on the ground and covered in the piss of many dongs
>>718297026
this isn't cringe, it's fucking hysterical
>>718297275
well he's certainly not a fag but an idiot.
>>718296962
We are Anonymous.. we are Weibo's
>>718294711
Id fuck the chick on the left
>>718297026
>>718296962
wi r anonomoos
>>718297115
nothing wrong with this
I'm sure those guys were all just trying to help their daughters
Glorious
>>718291315
I bet that chick is a single mom now and can't figure out why.
>>718297275
Its not gay no matter how much diick you suck if you say " No Homo" after the cum hits your face
>>718294004
he'd be really cute if he wasn't so autismo.
>>718295511
Those are Tripps not JNCOs. But props to the old school amirite?
Checked
>>718294239
Is this real? Holy fuck.
I'd rather go out like William H. Macy in Boogie Nights than let some cunt try and cuckold me like that. Ugh, this is enraging.
>>718297873
Through all the meme and entry level gaming references, I'd still stick it in.
>>718288606
>>718297987
Hit it with a stick.. then burn it!
>>718297987
What's with asian dicks having so much goddamn foreskin?
The dump beings. First up Kentucky Fried Cocky.
>>718297987
the first time I saw this I lost my ability to see for 5 months
aaaaannnd anethaetr 5235 moneaths I guesas
>>718298140
They call me 'le troll facey'
>>718297786
Man, you have shit taste in young boys
>>718291980
nice file name
>>718298067
Dude, clearly fake. At this point like 90% of Sonics you see are fakes.
>>718295605
Must be cool being able to jack off by looking ANYWHERE IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM
>>718296480
It's not, really. Basically dressed up a handful of summer jobs and an internship that doesn't sound like it lasted long. I think you're just impressed by the thought of a brony faggot actually achieving anything.
>>718298468
/b/ meet up in NY 2017!
>>718298579
>>718294302
I don't see anything cringe about this. Just a well-dressed guy pursuing a passion of his.
>>718297275
That ass is glorious. I would like to see her walking, must get pretty jiggly
Fat people are cringe.
>>718298663
>well-dressed
As opposed to what? Cargo shorts and a meme tshirt? His outfit is appalling to anybody with a modicum of dress sense.
>>718298645
>>718294822
I'd prolly hang out with Kyle if i worked with him or something.
>>718287432
The only reason these threads exist is to remind the sad, totally hopeless fucks that live here that there are people beneath them.
It is perhaps the saddest exercise in a board full of sad exercises. Why don't you just improve yourselves, jesus.
>>718298822
What's wrong with this guys peen, it looks sharper than the arrowhead.
>>718299144
why you here
>>718292289
I reaaaaaaally hope this a Joke that the guy took too far.
Please...
>>718299238
Come on he's not wrong
>>718288341
I thought the more bible thumping christians were supposed to breed like rabbits when they got married.
>>718299238
Had my dinner (cooked myself), did the dishes, now I'm perusing /b/ and wondering at the state of it
As an oldfag I remember a time this board was amusing. Now, it's tumblr.
Kek at the stabbing
>>718299387
/b/ now
>>718296890
holy fuck....
>>718288984
>>718299310
go eat avocado, faggot
>>718298140
What's cringe about that? Cocky is standard Australian slang for a cockatoo, which is a type of bird.
>>718299387
the dog is cringing
>>718299408
One day he's going to end up killing her. Even a beta fuck such as that must have his limits.
>>718299508
Avocado is actually quite good for you
Not that you would know, you're probably halfway into a bag of Cheetos right now
>>718297275
>hoverhand
>fingertip action on the glove
>>718299406
only newfags call themselves oldfags. I bet you cant even triforce. observe
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>>718288166
Damnit and i dont want to!
>>718295392
FUCK. Lost so hard
>>718299580
you have ingrown toenails and crooked left lung
>>718288756
>"hey, can you take a pic of me and my gay significant other kissing in front of anti-gay protesters?"
>>718299691
thats a grill yes? i cant tell for sure
>>718294239
The guy is obviously a faggot and doesn't care if his wife fucks other men.
>>718288341
>eats a raw potato
I'll try that
>>718295822
>>718295284
Fuck off newfag, you are the cancer that is killing /b/.
>>718295392
Holy shit I'd actually do that for 350$
I'd even kiss a stinking manchild for 50$
I need to consider this for my future.
>>718288732
Even the grammar is cringe worthy
>>718288880
plzz last one.... gimme last option NAO
>>buttsex
>>718295605
Fucking Japs
>>718299963
high school or college level?
or even does it matter.
fucksake these people must be exterminated
SIG HEIL
>>718296890
I think that's on a porn set, he gets paid to do that