Dubs decide what i text my boyfriend

Baby, did you like fisting? I'm really into anal fisting

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Heloo poor Uzbekistan stable boychild hear does kys mean kiss yourself? Need help before the Isis streal my 5 year old mother

Tits or gtf

Hey babe, I'm sorry, but your dick is too small.

Babe, hit me with a nice pic. (;

I want to eat Asian ass b/c it tastes like curry

I think I want to see your dick.

Nugget dick is better

are you a girl or a guy

prove you are real with timestamp

otherwise gtfo with this larp shit

I want a nigger with a horse cock

I think we should try anal?

Hi buddy , i must say your friend was better than you in bed .

>>718284676
bump

I feel really guilty for having this fantasy, but I always wanted to cuck you with one of your friends.

>>718284700
ayo winrar

In a gadda da vida
Iron Butterfly

In a gadda da vida, baby
(In the Garden of Eden)
In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, baby
(In the Garden of Eden)
In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

A picture of your tits.

>>718284700
Lol get

>>718284775
rolling

>>718284194
I want a horse cock to rape your anus

The one that raped me ..

>>718284859
if dubs "he had a way nicer cock too"

>>718284726
this

James, he's a pretty good fuck

>>718284931
bump

>>718284931
gogo

>>718284931
bumpo

>>718284931

>>718284931

>>718284985
bump

>>718284931
roll

>>718284859
I cucked you

I'm in the mood for Jamaican beef patties

Send a picture of your clothed tits.

It was just a lrank.

I like sausage dick. Yours is more toothpick

>>718285278
Prank*

once you go black you nerver go back

>>718285312

Want the S U C C ?

I'm saying you're shit in bed, pussy. Prepare to get cucked

>>718285443
roll

send pic of titss

>>718284859
>you heard me, cuck

>>718285511
winrar

>>718285511
Winrar

>>718284859
But if you fuck me only without protection and birth control I could change my mind

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>>718285443

>>718285660
God damn it, do I have to spell it out for you?! IM CHEATING ON YOU

That's true, you don't have friends, fucking faggot

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I fucked your friend, this morning, what's not to get?

I'm actually fucking a few of your friends

>>718285660
Why havent you killed yourself yet faggot?

>>718285748
This

>>718285660
>I told you I fucked your friend, and you don't even care which one? Lol...

I. Fucked. Oscar.

>>718285844
Win

>>718285844
Winrar

Long story short. We are done. You're buddy that I'll leave unnamed is an all star in bed btw

>>718285844
WINRAR

He fucked me so good that I won't even be able to feel your tiny prick anymore

>>718285844
Winrar

>>718285844
win

>what makes no sense is how you never realized I've been fucking your friends. All of them.
IF OP EVER GETS DUBS, MUST SEND TITPIC.

>>718285844
wihnerr

lmao what a cucl

good god this reeks of fake

>>718285990
send tit pic

>>718285990
You don't care? Do you want to know who?

I'm on 4chan and people are telling me what to say to you while I display our conversation in hopes of something funny happening to help entertain the worthless piles of doo doo on this site

Yo baby it's time,
I'm feeling fine,
Gotta get out,
These tits of mine,
Grab a quick finger,
Don't let me linger,
Or I'm gonna get,
A big black nigger,
To do my sweet ass,
So step on the gas,
I want a baby,
So get over here lazy,
Find spread and so sweet,
For your 2 inch man meat,
My hole is on fire,
For my one true desire,
The delight of hard cock,
That's what I rock,
If you don't hurry quick,
I'm sucking dads dick

Seems like the brodeman is a real cuck

I'm not joking, it really turns me on knowing that I'm cheating behind your back

As cool as you killing your self, faggot

I want you to give me the ol' lickaroo

>>718285990
Your putrid dick is not enough to satisfy me

>>718286068
Roll

>>718285990
But they are fucking me without protection

>>718285990
It's so boring and dumb of a reply that I'd almost believe this one isn't fake.

>>718286122
WINRAR

Fake as fuck

>>718286122
Ding ding ding, I'm on fucking fire

I am just making a goof. I am a very faithful partner and would never commit adultery.

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This is fake af

>>718286122
winter

>>718285990
would you ever like to watch?

Btw, can you send me all those nudes I sent you? I accidentally deleted them all.

haha tiny penis!

>>718286261

Rolling

>>718286122
PS tits or gtfo

>>718286197
Rool

this thread is fake

>>718286325
you're the worst fucking boyfriend ever!!! im killing myself right now. and its all your fault

is anyone else still waiting for their penis growth spurt?

>>718286366
Ayyye got em

>>718286261

Reroll

>>718286366
fucking Christ winrar. Fun's over /b/oys

>>718286325
jeez youre supposed to get mad and come hate fuck me

>>718286261

Rolling because OP is a titless faggot

我吃屁股

>>718286403
Roll for this

>>718286325
I think your "boyfriend" is a bot

Why do you not put a sharpie in my pooper?

>>718286475
roll

>>718286461
Huh....well there's that.

>>718286261

Faggot, give me dubs

the bigger they are the harder the cock

>>718286366
GG guys

>>718286403
roll

>>718286592
>nigga
>op is a dude

>>718286403
rerolling

would you let platinum perry fuck me

Send me a pic of a sharpie in your pooper

>>718286403
Roll ll

>>718286261

REROLLING

You should hate fuck me.

>>718286084
Roll

>>718286403
rolling

>>718286768

oh come on

>>718286647
Congratulations on finally figuring out what we all knew from the first post.

>>718286684
roll

>>718286723
Rolles

>>718286768

ROLLING

>>718286782
roll

>>718286403
Roll lll

I want you to maul me like Khabib mauls bears

>>718286797
Pls dubs me

I am a terrible person. I've been struggling with depression and I just don't think I am good enough for you. I think your deserve better. I'm sorry.

>>718286768

fagroll

>>718286869
Rolls Royce

my ass is still throbbing from last night

>>718286887
So close

my lips taste like herpes

>>718286403
Roll llll

>>718286922
winrar

>>718286903
Lmao reroll

I'm white you porch monkey

>>718286922
Winrar

>>718286903
>>718286972
Fuck this reroll

why haven't we fucked yet

>>718286403
reroll

>>718286461
i see me wtf!

>>718286592
i know who calls there gf a nigga KEK

>>718286994
Reroll

Don't call me a nigger I am nothing like those disgusting swine

>>718287111
winrar

>>718287111
winrar trips

Im only telling you this because I think you might need to get tested...

>>718287111
Finally this one wins

>>718287221
this

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>>718287069
OP is confirmed faggot

I fucked your daddy too, just saying

>>718287221
Please

>>718287119
Who are u

>>718287342
fake and gay

>>718287455
Oh shit I got dubs. Link the thread

>>718287455
WiNner

Fuck me sideways with a burning toaster

Fake and gay.

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send him pic related

>>718287342
You lil crying pussy I should kill you too

>>718287532
Roll

>>718287581
Reroll

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Am i good at drawing?

>>718287572
reroll

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>>718287069
>inb4 nigga

I can't tell if he's white trying to be black, or OP's a faggot. I don't know what'd be worse.

>>718287581
rereroll

Do you think im hot/sexy?

Are we still dating?

Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger the joke is over I actually hate you

Make it rain Dragon dildos and tubgirls faggot

>>718287594
Sorry for harassing you man. I'm just a massive attention-seeking faggot who has nothing better to do on a Sunday night.

>>718287119
Shup up Nick no one cares