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How fucked are you?

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How fucked are you?
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>>718279604
March, fuck yeah!
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>>718279604
not at all, i'd much prefer march but june is good
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>>718279604
November
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>>718279604
April baby!
Win!
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>>718279604
Feburary? at least im rich and its not that bad a fuck. Wish i could've had april
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>>718279604
January. Ew, I don't want a nigger wife!!
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>>718279604
>>718278525
follow the rules if you want a free game and support Trump
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>>718279604
>December

Fuck that.

I'll stick to my right hand man
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Guess I gotta fuck Monica Lewinsky
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>>718279604
March
Score!
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March
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>>718279604
Sweet lord I get june
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So I have a husband now.
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would you rather fuck october or august?
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>>718279604
ive always wanted to fuck her anyways winrar may
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>>718279604
how the fuck is anyone supposed to be anything but fucked?
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january... i have no idea who that nigger cunt is but i know they are damn good at sucking cock so...guess it could be worse
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>>718279604

JUNE!!!
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>>718279604
Christ thats awful.

I would take literally ANYONE except Hillary.
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May, fuck me
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>>718280320
August. Pretty sure October still has a dick.
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>>718279604
>every month is complete shit except March

Gee I wonder which month OP was born it...
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>>718279604
March. seemsgood.jpg
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>>718279604
January.
Not into black girls but she is way better than the other black ones.
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>>718279604
April. Could certainly do worse than an aging former model who, I assume, just divorced the president-elect and took half his shit to run off with me.

Does she get the house? I'd love to own the White House.
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>>718279604
January. :D
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>>718280024
What are you? Some kind of faggot?
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Born in November. Who is this niegress?
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Fuck!! MAY
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>>718279604
November.....why a nigger?
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>>718279604
September, I'm down
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>>718279604

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2gqx4O-1kE
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>>718280541
>inb4 op was born in october :^)
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>>718280774
I'm September as well. Who the fuck is that?
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>>718279604
tfw March masterrace
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>>718280569
>>718280238
>>718280218
>>718279679
March here too.
There ain't enough room in this pussy for all of us. Sorry fellas. See'ya at the saloon, high noon.
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janurary, she isnt that bad
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May
godamnit
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Precious?? Fuck that noise. I'm officially abstinent. I'll jerk it alone happily
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>>718280775
i like this video
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November
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March
Good
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>>718279604

>tfw born in March

I really really like this meme.
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>>718279604
November does't look to bad in the face
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I'm pretty sure my wifes butthole smells really bad.
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>>718279604
I just came here to say fuck you and your picture.

This can't be real. Wont be real.
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>>718282222
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>>718282222
chekd
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>>718279604
May. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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>august
>tfw
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>>718282709
explain, but also source for demonstration
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>>718282222
shieeet
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>>718279604
I don't even know most of these are. I'm June but ill switch with a February
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>>718279604
April.
Ugh.
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>>718279604
march but gay AF
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>>718279604
ScarJo? Fuck yeah, I'll wife that sexy jewess
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>>718279604
May, at least she has a vagina
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>tfw you are a May baby.
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>>718279604
March. Shit actress but at least it wasn't a nigger month. Close call.
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>>718283723
Only good nigger there is January, she has some nice pornos.
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>>718279604
>June
Hell yeah. Bet she's awesome at titfucking.
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>>718279604
FUCK ME OCTOBER
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>>718279604
>August

Fuck.
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>>718279604
>oct

FUCK YOU
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>>718279604
Who is April girl?
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>>718279604
Very. I'm January. I ENDED UP WITH A NIGGER!!!
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>>718279604
Fuck yeah june
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fucking AYE
march!
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Who is November girl?
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FUCKING MARCH
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>>718279604
Who is November?
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>>718279604
>may
Not a winning with this cunt, is there?
Does anyone have some rope?
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>>718284278
I believe it's Melania
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>>718279604
Looking at all of these I now identify as not being born in your calander year.
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>>718284479
Oh... cool. Anyone know if she's into butt stuff?
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>>718279604
August, shit guess I'm killing a nig.
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>>718279604
Michelle Obooga. I guess she's rich at least.
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>>718279604
Kim K is one of the best on that shit list. Nice
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>>718279604

July, well shit. Atleast she got monies!
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>>718279771
Disgusting.
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>>718279604
September looks like a black version of the Queen from Game of Thrones that was married to first the one asshole king and then his younger brother when he died.

I forget everyone's name when it's not in season lmao
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>>718279604
Very.
May... I don't wanna get shrekt by Bill's assassins for stealing his wife
And I don't particularly want the wife either
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>>718285935
Bill does not give 2 shits of a fuck about who his wife bangs. I guarantee it. He's to busy chasing around interns.
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>>718279604
rolling for September.
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>>718279604
Bad time to be a libra
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Can a fellow anon tell me who the fuck is November???
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>>718286774
Jennifer Hudson
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Why do I got be born in dec
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>>718279604
April fuck yeah
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>>718287124
Ty
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>>718279604
Fucking Shanaynae? Fuck you who, whoever made this. At least it isn't Michelle
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>>718279604
im very happy with june
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>October
>I'm just going to shoot myself in the fucking skull now.
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>>718279604

glorious October Master Race signin------
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>April
>FeelsMAGAMan
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>>718279604
fuck. i got the president bitch... almost president bitch.
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>>718279604
Woot woot
>hillary is my wifey
>world domination when?
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June, FUCK.

Who's ythe girl in March? Scarlet Johanson?
INB4, OF COURSE/NO IT'S *INSERT PERSON*
>Faceblind
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>>718280699
>>718280763
>>718284395
>>718284471
>>718286774
November is Beyoncé
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>may
No....Don't do this to me!
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>>718279604

Ew, I got a man.
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>>718289452
July or october?
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>>718279604
>Melania
>mfw the only one I would genuinely enjoy having sex with besides March

May fags BTFO doe
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>>718279679
Same
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>>718279604
Feb fag here, but I love that fatty
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>>718279604
>October
justfuckmyshitup
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>>718279604
>May
Fuck me.
At least she won't mind when I have wandering dick syndrome.
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Came out pretty good with June
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>>718279604
>September
>not the worst, but prefer the whole top line
>rebel inclusive
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>>718279604
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>>718279604
>June

Should be happy cause she's good looking but...she's a nigger slut and I'd catch nigger aids if I went near it
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>>718290971
Nigger? Isn't it Kim Kardashian? I'm face blind so IDK for sure, but looks enough like her to me. Is she a nigger>
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>>718279604
April winner right here.
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>>718279604
Wish I got January or March, but I got November

She's such a fucking normie
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>>718279604
august fuck fuck fuck
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>>718280922
Idr her name but she has a good sex scene in Baby Boy

But it's like the blackest movie ever so prepare your scared little white ass
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>>718279604
April. Good? I think? I don't know who that is.
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>>718280024
>black = nigger
child please
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>>718279604
May :(
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>>718280385
>>718280450
>>718280385
>>718280385
>718280450
>>718280718

>>718280450


may as well

gangbang?
pimp her out?
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January, she looks pretty hot but who is she?
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>January
Fuck yeah
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>>718279604
>october
fucked.. but less fucked then half of these months
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>>718280922
>>718291438
I think its taraji p henson
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>>718279604
June....oh fuck yes
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>>718291892
You either need to check October again, or find Jesus.
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>>718291825
Meghan motherfucking good!!! She has nudes because of the fappening too
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>>718279604
Thank fuck! 28th june!
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>>718292281
Same, what year?
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>>718279604
June... I should be happy but I don't dig black chicks and It looks too tall.
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>>718279604
>october
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Op is probably born in march

Puts his faggot tag on this shit image

This whole thread is garbage.
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>>718279604
August...HOLY SHIT !!!
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>>718292388
>Kim Kardashian
>black
>tall
You're a funny sonofabitch, aintcha?
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>>718292233
Ohh she was in anchorman 2 right? Hell yeah, im cool with this.
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>>718292388
>Being this autistic
Kim K isn't black jack ass.....she's Armenian
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April, i call that a win
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>>718292566
Yes anon yes she motherfucking was bless that beautiful woman
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>>718292540
That's who that is? I literally had no idea. Well it's still too black for me. And I think she might actually be kinda short, which is a positive. But giant fat arse and dark skin are a massive turnoff.
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>>718292569
Still a darkie
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>>718279604

i was gonna complain about a jewess being march but after seeing the runners up i think i will just keep to myself and get on the conversion train
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>>718292540
....But she has brown eyes, anon.
You think you can be white and have brown eyes? LOL
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>>718279604
roll
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>>718279604

Awesome!

Taraji P. Henson gives me the jungle fever!
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Since when can we marry monkeys?
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>>718279604
March, won the lottery
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>>718293071
you... you are a fucking retard...
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>>718293111
My trips confirm
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>>718285510
Margaery Tyrell, you simpleton.

And if that lowly repugnant sow of a primate looks like Natalie Dormer, then I'm the queen of England.
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>>718279604
Who the fuck is November?
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>>718284117
This
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>>718279604
I got the plastic kardashian, anyone up to trade?? ( I like them natural)
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>>718279604
March!
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>>718279604
Rolling for april
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>>718279604
oh god fukin Hillary!!
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>>718294046
i have May. i wont mind trading. lol
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>>718279604
FUCCKK AUGUST
goddammit!
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I got Shillary, can I at least get loli Hillary
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>>718279604
Im fucking michelle obama
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>>718279604
OP you fuckin' dick! December is always suppose to have the hottest! Why do I get that!
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January, not bad
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>>718279604
Feb...
I like fat chicks. Pity about that particular fat chick. Nothing a little duct tape can't fix
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