"Good job kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

>>718259247
"By the grace of your training I will not be seduced."

>>718259247

Greedo shot first

"Luke, Im going to make you a father"

"I'm surprised you had the courage to issue the order yourself."

"There's more machine than [wo]men here"

It's a trap!

"Let the Wookie win"

"Judge me by my size do you?"

You have failed me for the last time admiral.

>>718259247
>Good job kid!

Peechee nooki mo banwa Solo, ho ho ho!

"not even the younglings survived"

*cut to space scene where everything is empty*

>>718259564
Kek

>>718259247
if you think about it this is actually a very clever thread, multilevel even.

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>>718259247
Noooooo noooooo...

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>>718259247
>>718259398
>>718259413
>>718259448
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>>718259564
>>718259577
>>718259675
>>718259657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biktSVhoivs

i like this meme

>>718259693
Kekekek..

>>718259690
lol

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>>718259564

Pray I don't alter the deal further

"Oh boy. I'm just so tired of all of these star wars."

Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

>>718259981

THIS. I hear this echoing in my head, with my girl's voice...

I'm han(d) solo

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

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>>718259888

I got trips.

Looks like I'll start drinking Busch 16 oz's and wait till i get my 7 grams of magic mushrooms tomoro cuz i'm finally unemployed after 4 years of working my ass off at a shitty grocery store

“…It’s not fair! They promised me they fixed it! It’s not my fault!”

>>718259247
“The circle is now complete.”

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

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"... and not just the men, but the women, and the children."

Into the garbage chute

"No reward is worth this."

>the whole holiday special script

>>718259247

She'll die before she tells you anything!

>>718259886
jessus Fisher looks hot and fun in this... crazy how real the train wreck turned out to be...

>>718259247
"i'll be back"

Into the garbage chute, fly boy.

>>718260268
this triggers meninists.

>>718259247

This thread is epic...

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

“You don’t have to do this to impress me.”

Nubian! We got lots of that!

“I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.” “…Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”

Into the garbage chute, flyboy!!

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“How you doin’, Chewbecca? Still hanging around with this loser?”

“So, what do you think? You think a princess and a guy like me... ?"

and i thought these things smelled bad on the outside.

Not even the younglings survived...

"now THIS is pod racing"

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"It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM.

>>718260650
kekekek

“What have you done?! I’m BACKWARDS.”

You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!

>>718259247
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's coarse, and it gets everywhere.

>>718260632
“Wait. I know that laugh…”

blah blah blah more powerful than you imagine

“Judge me by my size, do you?”

No. There is another.

I used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 Back home

I've got a bad feeling about this

>>718260182
Always my favorite

>>718260911

LOLLOLLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"You have hibernation sickness."

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>>718259247
"She was alive. I felt it!"

>>718259888
Checked

Luke! We're gonna have company!

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[That noise Vader makes when he gets hit in the shoulder with Luke's lightsaber]

"Do, or do not. There is no "try"."

There was no father.

"Early must I rise. Leave now, you must."

"I got a bad feeling about this."

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“I have you now!”

>>718259247
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

>>718261000
Checked and kekd

"It surrounds us and penetrates us."

If you're really doing this, I want to help

“Never tell me the odds.”

Once I was but the learner now I am the master

"I will finish what you started"

>>718259247
im a miserable idiot and should get deported to bergen belzen

"Use force"

So you have a twin sister...

“Ani? My goodness, you’ve grown!”

We need to find Windu's body

>>718261393
The circle is now complete.

YOU SHALL NOT FAP!!!

“…It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge.”

"I felt a great disturbance in the force. As though millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.."

>>718261406
theres always a jew, even in a science fiction story, there's a fucking jew.

"They come here, they look around, they no buy. Why nobody buys?"

That boy is our last hope.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Fear is the path to the dark meat. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anal suffering.

It’s not fair! They promised me they fixed it! It’s not my fault!

Even I get boarded sometimes

“I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend.”

Somebody get this walking carpet outta my way.

"I'll be back."

>>718261543
im not a jew- im white so im actually everything a jew hates

So....you have a sister, if you won't turn to the dark side perhaps she will

“…It’s not fair! They promised me they fixed it! It’s not my fault!” - Han Solo.

>>718259247
“Well, you said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.” “…I take it back!”

“You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.”

You can either profit from this, or be destroyed.

A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He always comes precisely when he means to!

Fire up Slave-1!

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"Luke... Luke.... You fucked your sister."

He's my brother...

>>718261959
It wasn't...all bad...was it?

Ben, tell him I’m ready!”

"You must unlearn what you have learned."

>>718260719
My all time favorite

leld

“You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!”

Feel the force

"That is why you fail."

>>718259247
NoooooOOOoooooo!!!1

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

"That is why you fail"

“Now, witness the power of this fully operational battle station.”

Hold it steady

>>718262054
kek

The force is stroooooooong with you

>>718262008

Kek

>>718262216
Your father he is

>>718262286
topkek

“What a piece of junk!”

It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.

"Use the force"

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>>718262181
kek

>>718261961
“No reward is worth this.”

Great shot kid don't get cocky

>>718262355
>>718262379
>>718262459
welcome to 4chat

>>718261773
"Get back to the choppah!!!!"

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>>718259247
She can't do that! Shoot her or something!

>>718262181
“That’s no moon.”

“Sorry about the mess.”

It's possible, however unlikely...

What have you done?

I am your father

“We would be honored if you would join us.”
“I’ll never join you.”

>>718262625
>“That’s no moon.”

"Its a fashion statement."

>>718260931
unrated post

Good, good.. Let the hate flow through you.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

>>718260182
Winrar

"Are we blind, deploy the garrison"

>>718262829
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

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>>718260931

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>>718259247
"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me."

If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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I can't hold on any longer … […] I can't … I am weak …

>>718263097
Actual physical laughter

“He is as clumsy as he is stupid!”

>>718262901
>>"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy"

--Obi Wan on Bakersfield, CA

>>718263029
Search your feelings... the emperor has foreseen this...