Who is the oldest woman you'd have sex with? pic related

>>718250333
60 years old, some of them still look good

>>718250333
I'm a virgin.

nice trips

>>718250333
you've had sex with susan sarandon?

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>>718250333

>>718250522
I wish I've had those fat tits on my face

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Because it'd be totally worth it

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>>718250333

Just so i could boast about it

>>718250333
Helen Mirren. 71 years old but I'd fuck the osteoporosis out of her

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I don't know how old she is. Also I don't care.

>>718251066
but it'd be like fucking an old dustpan

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60

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mmm Katie

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Helen Mirren is the correct answer.

>>718251638
she hasnt looked like this in almost 20 years

I had sex with a 66 year-old a two weeks ago.

>>718250333
80..... no 90
90 days old

12

37 and I'm 34. I like them younger because women my age who are single at this point are horrible cunts who don't do anal. I like them age 22-24.

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this old. she has great tits.

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>>718250333

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>>718257314

>>718257386
http://i.imgur.com/6blU7fS.png

>>718250333

I'd fuck the oldest living woman on earth, just for the lulz

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>>718257906
would you eat the pussy?

>>718257786
I want jill stein to sit on my face.

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>>718250333

>>718258217

If I was getting paid well, sure. But if it was just an opportunity to fuck for the bragging rights then no, I'd slide in and bust off ASAP

been fucking a 59 yr old milf for a few years now, she has more energy than most girls half her age

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this goddess

22, I was 20 at the time, youngest I fucked is now 17 lol

>>718258603
man idk if i could even get hard

>>718259290
Jen is so beautiful

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>>718250333
Nigella Lawson, she's 57 in this photo.

Cocaine and plastic surgery works wonders.

>>718250567
Dear god yes, always had a thing for her.

>>718259604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

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>>718250333

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But she would have to act like Malory Archer does

>>718250333
Fucked a 76 year old

Think 50 is the limit for me

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>27
>White
>mfw Rebecca is so fucking hot I'd eat her pussy for days. I could fuck her 9 times a day for a week straight.
>she gets better with age

>>718251462
Looks like my old college tutor

Jennifer Tilly is like fifty something and I'd still pay to smash that so I'd probably smash anything. I would probably tuck into an old bitch if she said she was going to pass away and wanted a good fucking

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>>718260353

You'd turn this down?

She's 51 btw

>>718250333
Helen Mirren

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>>718260243
>pic related?

>>718260484
You got me there. Damn you lol

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>>718260621

You needs to suck the life force out of your dick to stay young anon. Take one for the team

>>718250522
Yes. Many times.

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>>718250333

>>718260739
Yea she's not as fuck for 51

>>718260773

Had no idea she has a body like that.

>>718260146
Burt Reynolds?

>>718251066
"Do you have some cummy for mummy?"

>>718260612
Na, it was cool. But.. She was old enough that it started hurting her eventually, which made me get off twice as hard.

>>718260484
for her I would make an exception

>>718261630
Story time!

>>718261630
Was she wealthy and paid you? Story?

I've been hanging around rich old ladies hoping to snag a free something from fucking one.

>>718260773
I would worship Kathy Griffin until I die of exhaustion.

>>718262937
Hey guys, Kathy Griffin cruises 4chan!

>>718262320
You've been hanging around old women? Like..What?

>>718260773
Could I gag her so I don't have to listen to her?

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>>718250333

>>718263577
nope. you gotta take it all

>>718250333
I fucked a 45 year old woman when I was 19, and I also fucked a 56 year old man when I was 20.

At this point any woman.

>>718263791
Ok. Can I at least stick ice picks in my own ears?

>>718263922
story please. how did this happen?

>>718263507
Where I live we have old widows and single ladies richer than God. They routinely buy sports cars and rolex watches and shit for young guys who will fuck them. I'm trying to grab one for myself.

>>718264359
And is this in your storybook or just in your head laddie?

>>718250567
She's always been gorgeous.

>>718250333
Helen Mirren look at her tits man. They're God tier.

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How old is she guys?

>>718264071
come on. You know you want her cracking jokes just as you are about to finish

>>718262363
Who is this

>>718264587
Ill come on her face, she'll like it, its white

>>718264274
When I was 19 I started exploring the world of bdsm, I met a couple on fetlife who invited me to spend the weekend at their summer house. She was a femdom, he was her sub. I became their slave and sex toy for two days, it was absolutely awesome, some of the best sex I've ever had. I think the man was 55, so it doesn't make him the oldest.

As for the 56 year old guy, I was staying at a friends house for a few weeks, and started talking more and more about sex with my friend's father. One day I got out of the shower and while getting to my room he grabbed me from behind, pushed me on my bed and started fingering me and licking my pussy, eventually fucking me nice and hard.

>>718264932


You sure, bro? That's Mrs. Jenner

>>718250333
Christie Brinkley is 62 now. Looks like a 35 year old. Oldest I would do is someone who looks like a slim mid 40's woman regardless of what their actual age is.

>>718264274

I had sex with lots of Women in their 40's as a 18-20 year old.

Starting out the night drinking, we'd start in a particular bar which happened to be filled with horny cougars. 9/10 they'd be the one to approach me.

>>718264537
Stay mad, faggot.

>>718265133
tits with timestamp

>>718264587
>She

>>718265189
Her face doesn't look 62, but her hands and legs easily. Most older women get really wrinkled hands

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She's 65 and I would fuck her in a heartbeat in costume or out of it

>>718265639
Maybe so, still looks amazing for her age and I'd definitely do her, so my answer is 62!

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>>718266372
mah roody poo

>>718250333
25 when I was 17.

>>718266372
>>718265639
Actually I've changed my mind now to 65

>>718265201
Fit women in their 40's are great to have sex with

>>718258600
Too Old

49, i was 28. Holy FUCK what a ride that was.

>>718250333
had sex with a 64 year old, and currently seeing a 60 year old.

Nina hartley

>>718267924
I had sex with a 46 year old woman when I was 25 and I was mind blowing

>>718266372
Fuck Yeah!

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Lots of good ones in here. This is probably mine. 71

>>718259604
For you ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

I wouldn't care about her age if she was hot enough to make my dick hard. I probably wouldn't fuck her again either.

50y old, my wife...... this morning.

savebump

>>718261131
its photoshop. she doesnt

>>718250333
Respect op her tits are legendary

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>>718250333

>>718260560
nice.

>>718266372

She's had 50 years to perfect her BJ skills.

50 YEARS

>>718272361
or maybe she didn't even practice and probably uses teeth

>>718272900

Don't spoil the dream dude

>>718268638
Oh hell yes

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she is 60

>>718260773
nah all makeup and shes ugly as fuck anyways:

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>>718255080
... the only answer

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>>718250333

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I already have a fetish for older women so I'm kind of cheating here

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>>718274350

>>718272126
They don't even know who this is anon, but I've been saying her over Ginger for over 30 years now. Hell fucking yes, I'd nail that to the mattress!

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>>718274427

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>>718259290
This semen demon right here

>>718256910
Who wouldn't want to bang Malcolm's mean grandma?

I'm bisexual. Generally the oldest I'd go would be about twice my age. I'm 19.

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>>718274682

50 years ago

>>718250333
I was JUST talking about fucking her! b/ get the fuck out of my MIND!

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Ming Na Wen.

53, looks 35.

The cavalry has come.

Georgette Parks

>>718250333
i once railed a 67 year old
>that bitch would do things even i thought were kinky

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mmmmm...

gfycat com/ShortDirtyDalmatian

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ellen barkin, 60

>>718250333
Mmmmm yup. Only GILF I've ever considered wanting to fuck. Dunno what it is but she's still so fucking hot!

>>718250333
52 think i was 36-37 at the time, i was on plenty of fish and deliberately looked for lonely older women got a lot of action off of there but nothing you'd want to settle down with

>>718265133
When I was 19 I started exploring the world of bdsm

FIXED:
>When I was 19 I started exploring the world of autism

>>718276269
Oh fuck yes

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>>718278595

I know, right?

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said 52 year old woman

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OH SWEET BABY YISUS!

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>>718278859

Just found this image of Agent May dressed up as Slave Leia. That's 2 fetishes in one image. I'll be in my bunk.

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>>718255080
truth

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no love for pic related? disappointing

>>718279096
>>718279344

Yisus. Got more? Also, do you know her?

>>718250437
Been there, done that. One of the best lovers I've had.

I have sex with my 65 yo ex-wife all the time.

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>>718279874
yeah i fucked her off plenty of fish, dont talk to her anymore only saw her a couple of times but fucked her good

>>718267626
very old

>>718280110
Nice move, m8. Those tities look amazing

>>718264587
How guy is she, olds?

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>>718280518

>>718276269
it wasn't just the cavalry coming.