Friendly friends doing friendly things with each other thread
*friendly things*
>>718219766
thanks for the offer, but don't worry about it, i'm mostly interested in just one but i did have his contact info, he hasn't been online in a long time, though. he never really was online often in the first place due to his family and job but i just hope he's not dead.
>>718220026
sounds like a normal day working at the station. speaking of that, i hope i get a reply from the gas station i applied to work at sometime
>>718219941
doing what.
>>718220407
Slower than most days. Weekdays we have more foot traffic.
Good morning Homos.
What's having for breakfast?
>>718220446
Updating resume. About to play some OW. What's up with you?
any pups need a change?
>>718221453
I went to go out and break the ice off the stairs with a shovel but it was too thick and it was also raining.
I had to go down the stairs to get the shovel and I slid down about 6 of them while being careful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjbibR6DV1s
>>718221577
Bruised up a bit?
>>718221454
right here
>>718221577
This is where having padding on your tush helps
>>718221653
nah just hurt my fingers cause I was holding on to the INCH THICK ICE ON THE HANDRAIL
>>718221705
you sound like you need a healthy pb injection to the back of the neck
man i slept too long, i dont know if class tomorrow is a good idea for me
>>718220903
yeah, that's almost how it feels
>>718221050
time slows down on those kind of days, it's a pain but getting home and going for a nap feels so much more rewarding for me
>>718221906
I got hunnibuns waiting for me at home, too.
>>718222047
sounds like that's even better
>>718222139
>>718222139
As long as he let's me take a nap. Most likely, he'll be hungry and want food.
Diaper diaperdiaper diaper
>>718222489
and a change I bet
>>718221420
welcome back Buff how was the trip?
>>718222466
>>718222489
make food and then nap?
not sure how that would go
>diapers
that is my fetish
>>718223125
same
80% sure this diaper fag is toilet shit guy
>>718223202
good taste
i don't think they're the same person, shit guy was much better at what they did
>>718223345
You too
>>718223370
incorrect
This is so adorable
Don't you just wanna snuggle him lots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJetCDU6b-k
>>718223008
I got some pork chops that need to be cooked. I'll fry him up one of those.
I come here for cock. Not boob.
>>718224110
sounds alright, i'm having roast beef and potatoes with gravy for dinner
>>718224653
I came for Zaryss' boobs.
>>718224744
I don't feel like cooking, but that pack of chops needs to be cooked.
>>718225084
m-my boobs?
it's gotta be done, else they won't get eaten
>>718225491
Everyone knows that Zaryss is secretly a FtM transgender.
>>718223612
geeeeeee max
three ballz
>>718223612
luuuckyyyyyyyyy
>>718226196
>>718225900
no.
>>718226292
We all know the truth.
>>718226656
you're just saying that since you haven't seen my nudes
>>718226802
I have no reason to believe otherwise.
>>718226913
you are mistaken
>>718227240
Nah.
>>718227357
i'm assuming you're just ploying to get some sort of naked picture of me
>>718227969
Why would I want a naked picture of a woman?
>>718228100
finish your shift and go to bed
>>718228391
Not until you admit your jealousy of the penis you'll never really have, because FtM surgery research is lagging behind.
>>718228630
i'm happy with my penis and my penis is happy with me
Who isn't happy with penis?
>>718229445
Zaryss, she wishes she had one.
>>718229589
He already has one but I can't blame him for wanting two.
>>718229720
You didn't know? Zaryss is actually a FtM transgender.
>>718229831
Those usually keep their vag.
shut up snarf
two would be pretty neat
not sure if i have the heart to support that though
>>718226196
>>718226232
I'm dying
>When you're horny as fuck and your hook up is not answering and you don't want to jerk off in case he does
Get two hearts.
>>718230004
Its due to how behind the genital correction surgery is. Its really a shame.
>>718230416
They have strap-ons in the meantime.
if it were that easy
>>718230268
wait it out, you don't want to displease them if they end up answering
>>718230291
Elephant's heart. There's that part in Onimusha 3 where the demons were experimenting with them to support increased muscle growth.
It's as easy as getting two dicks.
>>718230750
Physiologically I'd rather go with 2 human hearts. The elephant heart would be too large and heavy for our thoracic structures to support (not to mention taking up so much of our chest cavity that we'd likely have very little room for our lungs to expand) and likely the blood pressure exerted by the massive heart would be too much for our vessels to handle. The risk of vessels being worn down still exists with two human hearts but the output from both hearts would be roughly equivalent and naturally supported by our bodies, even with tissue rejection excluded.
i don't think that part is easy either
Download Grindr and say "looking for dick donor".
It may be called "Grindr Eh" in your area.
unfortunately i can't, no mobile
no, it's called grindr
The hell do you do when you're sitting on the toilet?
usually pooping
>>718230103
Hey buddy.
You took the easy way out.
>>718219941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWPy6XhZEw
what?