ITT: Prove you're an oldfag

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>>718209768
NO U

im not really that old, been here for only around 5 years

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I am a surgeon and I find this thread inspirational.

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snacks was a horrible mod

>>718209768
>Where is Cockmongler

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>>718210210
reeeeeeeee

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Chin chan

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Smell what The Rock is cooking.

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>>718210236
word

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>>718209768
I'm dead inside.

>>718209768
Prove you are not a faggot. Oh wait you are OP. OP is always a faggot

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PUDI PUDI

Bring back Snacks.

I remember creepychan

>>718210595
b&

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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Epic beard man!

>>718209768
I lost the game.

dsfargeg

>>718210922
amberlamps

my M7M commercials were all the same and happy now there are either pissed, retarded, or scared or a feminist

Narwhal Bacon

>>718210926
Fuck you.

MARBLECAKE ALSO THE GAME

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

>>718209768
>girugamesh
>roody-poo
>when I was

trollface.jpg

::stopmusic::

>>718209768
An hero.

>>718209768
co za asy

>>718210303
She had nice tits, though.

i was going to put the bath measure thread but i realized that i lost every file in this pc 2 months ago so i cant

#fortune

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zoomj

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Cool story bro

>>718209768

When I started using 4chan

Millhouse was not a meme was not a meme yet

4 guys reacting wasn't a meme yet

We were still years away from charging our lasers

>>718211267
Good job, you existed in 2012. Gtfo faggot.

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>>718211496
For fuck’s sake…
Alright, Word Of Power time. It’s Grinman. Always has been, always will be. Not Cockmongler. I’m not saying this towards the trolls who’ve flooded this thread with Cockmongler shit – they’ve no hope already. I’m saying this for your benefit – the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it’s not Cockmongler. It started a few months ago, and it’s everywhere. Take it from me. It’s Grinman. You don’t have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don’t, just keep it in the back of your head…the last flickering candle of truth. He’s the Grinman. Not Cockmongler. Have some Longcat too (not Cocksucking cat).

Doesn't go back very far, but you're all a bunch of candy-ass roody-poos and I miss sigourney

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Interesting fact: In 2010 I met a guy who claims to have started this. He's in the US Army. Met him at airborne school.

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This was last used 2008. Probably have older but don't feel like searching

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Cleaned up my b-folder I've had since 2008 or 2009 and found some old le funny ylyl pics.

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NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
100m get was a furry
puddi puddi puddi
PENIS VAGINA PEANUT BUTTER
towercat
longcat
tacgnol
EFG
Dun goofed
Every pony loved, it's just for fun
There's a war going on /b/ right now...
187 on your servers...
Too sick, can't eat...
eval()
bigim
delete system32

Shit man, it's been like 8 or 8 years for me, I'd settle for the /b/ I knew without all the nigger dick, cuck and trap bot threads, newfags don't bother me so much, it's the fucking bot threads man..

>>718209768
text boards

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

>>718209768
SomethingAwful

I still own my fingerbox

>>718212312
*9 years, ffs

>>718210922
This is not old.

There are only two sexes MALE and FEMALE ...there I proved It

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last time i bothered to reply to a thread like this i attempted to post a gif of a dude fucking a rat and it temp banned me for even trying this place has gone to tits

>>718210732
It's firing my dude

>>718212428
Fingerbox is an item fad that began on 4chan’s /b/ board sometime in the summer of 2010.
The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.
The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.

>summer
>2010
>pretending that either of things qualify you as an oldfag

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The only money I have is in my PayPal, and it's only $40.

But who was phone?

>>718209768
/b/ isn't the only board I browse.

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

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>>718209768
>Faggot

anyone remember that kid who had a youtube video of him chewing tobacco? we raided and doxxed him, got shoe on head and dis the truffle shuffle, I can't find anything

ron paul /b/

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We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive. We are void of human restraints, such as pity and mercy. All those who break this pact will be eliminated without hesitation. Those who perform reckless actions or wish to harm the Anonymous will be eliminated without hesitation. Failure is not tolerated. Enemies of the Anonymous include anyone who is not an Anonymous. Our enemies are to be eliminated swiftly and without incident. Anonymous must work as one. No Anonymous knows everything. Betrayal of Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Manipulation of the weak and innocent is an Anonymous specialty. Once a victim is no longer commodious, they are to be eliminated. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. REPRODUCE. No man-made or natural occurrence can harm the Anonymous. Under no circumstances are Anonymous human. We are above humans and mortality. Anonymous are not to partake in meaningless tasks. Those who do are to be either reformed or eliminated. We are legion, for we are many. Anonymous is everywhere at all times. All have the potential to be Anonymous until they choose not to. Anonymous has no weakness or flaw(except dogs and counting to 10) Laws of Nature and Man cannot restrain the Anonymous. Anonymous is one. Feuding and argument amongst the Anonymous is both impossible and unaccepted. Anonymous is in control at all times. Anonymous has no identity. Anonymous cannot be contained by mere restraints. Anonymous are all equal. No one is more or less important than Anonymous. Anonymous must obey the Code. Those who do not are to be reformed or eliminated. Anonymous worships nothing. Anonymous cares for nothing but Anonymous. (Note: although part of the Code, Anonymous has occasionally disregarded this rule) Humanity is the virus; Anonymous is the cure. We are Anonymous, and we do not forgive.

什么他妈的你他妈的刚才说我，你这小婊子？我会让你知道我毕业了我班顶部的海豹突击队，我已经参与了对Al-Quaeda许多秘密突袭，我有超过300证实杀死。我在大猩猩作战训练，我在整个美军顶部的狙击手。你是我什么都不是，但只是一个目标。我会消灭你他妈的出来精确的喜欢，其中从未在这个地球上见过的，记住我的话他妈的。你以为你可以逃脱说狗屎我在互联网上？再想想，笨蛋。在我们发言，我联系我的整个美国和您的IP间谍秘密网络正在追查现在让你更好的暴风雨做好准备，蛆。这抹了你打电话给你的生活可怜的小东西的风暴。你他妈的死了，孩子。我可以在任何地方，任何时间，我会杀了你的七百多途径，这只是我的双手。我不仅在徒手格斗广泛的培训，但我有机会获得美海军陆战队的整个阿森纳，我会用它来其最大程度为你擦去惨屁股大陆的脸，你这个混蛋。只要你能知道什么邪恶的报复你的小“聪明”的评论是有关打倒在你身上，也许你会持有你他妈的舌头。但你不能，你没有，现在你付出代价，你这个该死的白痴。我会拉屎愤怒遍布你，你将它淹没。你他妈的死了，老兄。

>>718212945
moonspeak

>>718212524
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

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>>718209768
k

>>718212603

>2010
That means anon's been here for at least 7 years
>Definition from google
you didn't even knew what a fingerbox was

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>>718209768
Is an oldfag someone who has been browsing fourchan for a while or literally someone who is old & gay? I don't get it.

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>>718209768

>>718213186
LURK MOAR

>>718213186
wheres that fucking graph when you need it

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It's been a bit

>>718213283
More*

>>718212313
Why'd moot have to delete them? That was a sad day.

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I want to suck moot's faggot dick. Not that coinslot eyed fuck chinese moot, but regular sellout SJW cuck moot. I'd leave my bf for moot, and he knows that. I have a moot kink, you see. I've wanted moot to fuck me since I first saw his picture in 2008.

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I've been here since millhouse became a meme

>>718210236
Fuck snacks.

Been here since the habbo hotel raids around 2006/2007. I fucking hate this site.

>>718213302
>:3

>>718213425
Millhouse is not a meme

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND

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Anticipate us

>>718213582
r9k....
fking newfags

Brianna sleeping

>>718209768
why should i?

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I helped make the site and the mobile version, Clover.

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>>718209768

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ez

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>>718214084
I don't know you, but I think I hate you.

This is all your fault.

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>>718214388
you probably should have posted this

>>718212817
Yay I found it
https://youtu.be/nxfc2ZKeCBs

>>718212945
ffs ><

>>718214278
damn, that's some old shit

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2009 lol i trol u fag here

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>>718214891

>2011

So old. Lol

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Back when sagebombing was a thing

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consequences will never be the same

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desu desu desu

>>718209768

I know how to look up old memes on ED.

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>>718215210

Ya'all kids probably don't remember Ayashii World or Amezou.

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been here since 03 DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU MEME MACHINE

>>718215332
too soon! WAAAHH!

>>718215261
Yeah I don't cuz that wasn't a thing faggot

>>718209768
Hate me op?

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>>718215026
>Literally no thing references 2011

Are you that retarded?

>>718215446
Well look at you being a newfag.

>>718215631
I would accidentally knock her up on purpose.

>>718209768
prove it?

>>718215473

lol wat?

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>>718215957
XDDD

>>718214084
I miss this version, I hate the material UI update.

This thread is not cresent fresh

>>718215898

I believe you mean "lol wut", amatuer.

>>718213186
"for a while". lol you fuckin nigger faggot. most oldfags left this godawful place by now. what is left is gay jews considering themselves oldfags because they witnessed jesse slaughter and the unstoppable influx of children screeching "too soon" on every corner.

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>>718209768

>>718212945
fucking moon runes

>>718216102
Tough shit mate, time to get used to it.

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>>718209768
I'm an oldfag

>>718216388
Sadly, I had to. Left Mimi for Clover. Then the update when the icon turned green, it sucked. But the square gray icon edition was beautiful. <3 Like, version 2.0.6 or before that.

>>718215739
Same here bro. Same here.

>>718209768

C-c-combo breaker

>>718214930

It's really too bad this guy died. He'd have made a fantastic Tyrion.

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>>718209768
ive been here for like 14 years fag.
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>>718214261
and pulling a triforce doesn't prove your an oldfag. your all iddiots. and boxxy is still queen. fuck all y'all newfag

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tne

>>718216640
Too soon anon.

a man lays on his bed naked with whip cream all over his dick

>>718212524
IT'S THAT FUCKING CAT!

>>718209768
Nigger fart, amirite?

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>>718215443

i asked what this is. i was told to lurk more. years later i still dont know.

>>718215332
too soon

PUDDI

I used to laugh... and not lose

I've been here long enough that if people posted the memes they were paying in this thread, they would be called newfags.

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>>718209768

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>>718215332

Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

>>718210771
this

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Remember that shit-posting mod, Heaven? I know he's still he, fucking faggot.

Nobody cares if you're an old or newfag. Only disgusting cunts feel the need to prove how long they have been a virgin.

>>718218492
ur a niger

>>718212054
I remember fapping to this

>>718216316
you win