What, no Brit thread? 0161 Manny on the Map.

File: brontosorearse.jpg (88KB, 414x636px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 414x636px

York reporting m8

>>718199697
Also York

>>718199777

AHHHHH TRIPS

>>718199777
nice trips York bretheren... Rob?

Any one watch the football

01484 Huddersfield reporting

>>718199881
No

was in manny last month, now in cambridge but moving to telford next week

Anyone know telford?

Brighton

>>718200217
im from telford, living in manc now

>>718200256
01952 boi reporting in

01262 East Yorkshire checking in

Luton reporting in.
>inb4 muslim

>>718200642
muslim

>>718200454
ever fucked any priorslee girls?

01926 Leamington Spa reporting in

>>718200642
Down the road in harpenden

>>718200742
No why? Is your piece from there?

>>718199628
Scotland reporting in

>>718199628
>0161 Manny on the Map
Northern Powerhouse.
Hahahahahahahahaha
*breathe*
hahahahahahahaha

>>718200754
Stratford on Avon here 01789

>>718200217
Stanfordshire reporting in, hows it feel to be living among emo fembois huffing poppers?

USA here

>>718201754
It might help your cause if you actually spell your county correctly

0191 Sunderland

Newcastle 0191

>>718201805
ere m8 u wanna fuck off

>>718199981 Whereabout in Hudds? I grew up in HD2

>>718201805
sling ya hook pal

>>718202229
Lindley

Kent here

Let's get a UK sluts thread going.

Any Welsh?

File: unnamed (10).jpg (46KB, 528x720px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 528x720px

notts

>>718201945
Same here.

File: 1481136285046.jpg (49KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 768x1024px

>>718203395

>>718202804

Anyone from Preston?

01484 Surrey here
Inb4 poshfag

>>718203661
*01483

>>718203353
Sauce?

>>718199628
Fellow Manc lad here

>>718203616
Down the road, inbetween Fleetwood and Blackpool

01285 - any ciren fags?

>>718199628
OxFag reporting in.

>>718203739
polish sisters living in UK

File: Chelsea[1].jpg (44KB, 468x435px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 468x435px

Lancashire here ya bunch of cunts

>>718199628
fokin' 'ell m8
that's the most british thing i can come up with

>>718203985

whereabouts? m/f?

west cornwall reporting in though it seems fucking pointless, never any fucker nearer than bristol.

isle of wight???

0208 Kingston-upon-Thames

>>718199628
Sheffield reporting in

>>718205005
Blade or pig?

>>718205152
We are top of league i say we are top of league

>>718200344

Guy/girl?

Also Brighton. 26/M

Brum here. It's true what they say, it's full of blacks.

>>718205755
brighton here too. 25m

Wiltshire reporting in...

nothing but fucking fields and cattle...

>>718205939
Do me a favour m8, find that cunt Kevin Logan and shit in his letter box

>>718207076
moo

>>718207076
Swindon?

File: 40622.jpg (64KB, 692x1184px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 692x1184px

Luton here

>>718207208
Pretty much the standard greeting in Swindon.

>>718205152
Got any pics?

>>718207346
Yeah, you from Swindon?

If you are why haven't you offed yourself but standing in the middle of the magic roundabout yet?

Place is a shithole.

manchester ennit

>>718207369
corrie?

File: 40621.jpg (80KB, 699x1196px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 699x1196px

>>718207725
no, sorry

>>718207480

I'm from Ciren. I avoid Swindon as much as I can.

Manchester here M25

>>718207446
Of what?

>>718205611
na na na na

Originally from Dudley (DY5) in West Midlands but now live in East London (E18)

>>718200854
Same fam

>>718199628
SE1 London checking in

>>718207772
Good call 2bh.

Bristol here.

>>718209167
do you know any scarletts

>>718208414
lasses from sheffield

>>718203661
Ay mate, I'm from Surrey too, originally 01932

>>718202669
More?

>>718209345
Sorry.

Bristol here also

File: image.jpg (74KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 600x450px

>>718209345

>>718209345
Not the same anon you replied to here but me and some other students gang fucked a sheffield bird who worked at the uni about 5 years ago. no pics that I know of though but she was a great shag

>>718208718
Council house poorfag

File: Screenshot_2016-12-05-16-34-39.png (906KB, 1080x1084px) Image search: [Google]

906KB, 1080x1084px

Huddersfield

>>718208752

agreed. contact deets?

>>718209663
kek, 2 bedroom shared flat faggot

>>718209654
any nudes of other sheff lasses?

>>718209618
nudes?

0115 Nottingham checking in, any Welshfags in here? Grew up in Caerleon

>>718203985
>>718204549

Ox14 here

>>718210499

GL7. kik?

>>718208718
Haha south London what a shithole

Cardiff here

>>718210141
I have a nude of the one we ganged but it's not from the same night

Whats the point of this thread?

Anyone else BH11?

File: jpg11111.jpg (33KB, 480x720px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 480x720px

>>718211066

File: pic (120).jpg (45KB, 480x720px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 480x720px

>>718211096
>>718211066

>>718199628
upper northwest willinghamforkshire mews here.

>>718210995
whats the point in you?

File: 14691144_1697832833869530_4811661644136975847_n.jpg (50KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 960x960px

HNC. any more?

>>718211342
Georgia is smoking hot

File: 1483561207086.jpg (8KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 225x225px

Derbyshire reporting in.
>Alfretonfag
>Eyup me ducks

>>718210851
care to share?

Near Wigan here.

>>718211505
just post info

File: IMG-20161213-WA0005.jpg (217KB, 900x1600px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 900x1600px

01782
Stoke-on-Trent reporting in

>>718211727
Georgia Fallowfield

>>718204008
More?

>>718209654
We know, you mention it every single time a UK thread comes up.

>>718211881
Chavs get out.

>>718211971
Kek

>>718211881
Man I'm gonna fap to Georgia on that pic!!

>>718211881
Olivia Larcombe is hot..amazing body

>>718210744
same!

File: FB_IMG_1483905341172.jpg (26KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 640x640px

>>718211881

>>718207725
Not on a Sunday, mate. Double episode tomorrow.

>>718212412
post her. im curious

File: FB_IMG_1483905573515.jpg (65KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 960x960px

>>718212697

Any nude Bristol girls?

liverpool?

>>718212786
holy fuck she is.
got more ?

File: FB_IMG_1483905771178.jpg (55KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 640x640px

>>718212931

>>718211543
Nah not sure about that bruh

>>718212843
who you after?

Any Teesside?

>>718213235
FAKER GTFO

Halifax

>>718204821
Reppin the Kinngston hype.

>>718213346
No way!!!! Any topless??

>>718213346
Any nudes?

>>718200854

Harpenden Harpenden Harpenden?

Durham reporting in

M20 here! Posh Didsbury wanka for lyf

>>718199628
hey britfags as you love to be dominated by muslims we french will send you ours if you dont mind
reguards

>>718213544
>>718213552
think i'd be here if i had nudes?
keep posting HNC girls

>>718206295
Brighton too. 20m. You got any nudes you want to trade?

>>718213642
Don't know. Any more of her?

>>718213726
you at the university?

>>718213626
Says the frog whos country is like 20% mussies now and you have the most terrorist attacks. Fuck off

>>718213626
but the french suck more paki dick than we do

birmingham 0121

Bristol here

File: Screenshot_2016-05-30-13-50-23.png (1MB, 1520x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1520x1080px

>>718213751

Anyone in Cheltenham??

>>718207369
>Luton
Whereabouts?

No blackpool fags?

>>718213952

Ciren...

Canterbury here, not even sorry

>>718202288
Lived in Canters whilst at Uni, liked Kent a lot

>>718208609
Dudley is fucking shit pal - DY9 born and bred

>>718213939
Look at the tits on Michaela

>>718213857
you have far more pakies than us and they are even dumber than arabs, less vicious but far more stupid and more racists against the west

>>718213784
Yes I am

>>718214047
Kik ?

>>718214069
lol, as I said 12 seconds after you posted, lived in Canters for 3 years, kinda miss it tbh

Too many french day-trippers though

>>718203616
Burnley lad here

>>718214197
>more racists against the west

>>718213325
No one in particular. something bew hopefully.

>>718214279
inbred cunt

>>718214364
New*

>>718214216
do you know scarlet hathway

>>718214364
Who do you already have?

Harrogate/Leeds reporting in ma' boiz

>>718214144
fuck her check Talia

>>718214224

goosewonka

hit me up

>>718213848
yeah but we are fighting , most arabs now are crawling in fear like the rats they are while you elect them as mayors islam cocksuckers

>>718214405
No. Have you go to photos of anyone else?

>>718214718
fighting?

you smelly spineless surrender monkeys have handed over every major town and city to muslims, letting them rape your women and kill your children

>>718214910
>>718214718
please, children

>>718214481
Only got my girl. No others saved

>>718214636
nah check Larcombe out!! Give my right nut to know if she's a decent fuck

>>718214910
they rape their own women daughetrs and sisters and as i toldl you they ll soon flee the boat like rats to join the sandniggers heaven that england is

>>718215212
got more of any of them?
sexy pics?

Warrington reporting in. Nudes welcome.

File: Jess.jpg (160KB, 675x1133px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 675x1133px

>>718215045
I feel bad for taking the frenchie's shit tier bait

have a british girl

>>718215386
That's the one thing I ain't got. Hoping some anon for HNC will deliver

>>718215594
anything bro? im running dry. absolutely anything?

>>718215826
Just go to their FB or IG

Blackpool here

>>718199628
Mansfield/Notts reporting in.

Am I ok to post sluts from my area in here or is there a separate thread?

01424 Hastings reporting in, never met any cunts on here

>>718216121
sup nigga

You know J Hartley? or A Taylor? or A Parr? or A Littlefair?

Have nudes of all of them

>>718214279
ew. inbred

File: 1481929056593.jpg (53KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 600x450px

>>718199628
Does any non OAP live in Suffolk???

>>718214535
LS18 ma nigga

Who has Isle Of Wight?

>>718216714
I lived in Suffolk for a few months, right in the middle of fuck nowhere too (Sudbury)

Geordie just moved to Surrey. It's fucking shit I'm trying hard to not burst into flames.

>>718216976
Way too close to Colchester m8t, atleast Bury wasn't that far.

Originally from Hendon in North London. Currently in Portsmouth, absolute shit hole of a city. Moving back this year.

>>718199628
g41, glasgow

>>718201945
Sunderland here anarl mate

File: IMG_135478.png (299KB, 320x504px) Image search: [Google]

299KB, 320x504px

>>718216227
Fuck it I'll post anyways

My ex, from Mansfield/Sutton
Alicia S

File: IMG_135476.jpg (1MB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2592x1944px

>>718217457
2/?

File: IMG_135477.jpg (65KB, 408x709px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 408x709px

>>718217516
3/?

File: IMG_135474.jpg (179KB, 612x960px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 612x960px

>>718217558
4/?

>>718217558
What was wrong her cause that body is hot af

>>718216845
horsforth?

File: 1483109106091.jpg (70KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 768x1024px

>>718217620
Would post more of her, but now I will just post more bitches from the area

This one is from Mansfield

>>718217810
Long story...

I made it into a greentext if there is that much interest

File: 1483100079814.jpg (533KB, 1000x1224px) Image search: [Google]

533KB, 1000x1224px

>>718218122
posted in another thread
Also from mansfield/sutton area

>>718218117
yes

any farnborough farnham or aldershot girls?

File: 1483107412474.png (757KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

757KB, 720x960px

>>718218294

Amy
Notts, works at shakeaway in the city center, near town hall

File: TerriNewcastle.jpg (28KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 720x480px

>>718218229
aye i'd give it a read

>>718214110
That's why i don't live there any more. That said London has even more pakis niggers and cunts

>>718217457
>>718218229
>>718218494

>gf of 2 years
>she wants kids
>i fucking hate kids

>"cum inside anon, it's super hot"
>not falling for this again nigger, i hate kids
>"no it's okay i'm on birth control"

>cum inside
>shits cash
>ff 1-2 weeks

>i have 4 straight days off work, get back on the third day off after a night with the lads
>take a leak
>shower
>shave
>little cut on jaw from shaving
>little faggot cut wont stop bleeding
>toilet paper on cut, throw it in bin
>bright pink box in bathroom bin, wtf is that shit
>preggo test
>Fuckthisshit.jpeg
>confront bitch gf about it
>"yeah im pregnant"
>argument ensues over her lying to my face
>she refuses to have an abortion
>ff 4-5 days
>I'm pretty tight with my sister, so i tell her whats happened
>sis tells me that access vitamins can give more of a chance of a miscarriage, but only to do that as a last resort
>yeah fuck that shit, plan is already in motion

>it's probably a good point in the story to mention that my gf always drinks water, not any water though, it HAS to be flavored, doesn't matter the flavor, she will drink the water.
>also a good point to mention that I myself, am a chef, so at work and at home I have different flavorings/essences, things like wild berry, lemon, strawberry, whatever you get the point faggots

>>718218771

>go to work
>see friend has used my shit
>nigger ask next time faggot.
>wait no... this is perfect, you are forgiven this time for giving me the idea

>finish early
>go home
>crush up vitamins A/B/C/D/Z
>get pan, boil and dissolve the vitamins in the water
>put water in jug, let it cool
>add flavorings

>ngl it smelled and tasted pretty good

>gf finishes work, instantly changes and goes on a jog with her girlfriends
>text her "got you some new healthy stuff for you and the baby!"
>she gets excited
>gets home. sees water in jug/container
>tell her its my own flavoured water, and then show her some random health smoothies in the fridge

ff a few hours, we're cuddling on the sofa
>she starts asking about the water I made her
>mfw she starts begging me for some
>get up, get her the biggest glass I can find, fill that shit to the top
>i just get a coke
>back to the sofa, feelsgoodman
>she chugs that shit and asks for more
>mfw
>get her more water

ff another 2-3 days
She's still drinking the water, on the last bottle of it
>she texts me asking if i can pick her up when she finishes work
>why?
>so we can go to the doctors to get an ultrasound
>of course i will, time to see if my sister wasn't bullshitting.
>3PM, drive to her work, pick her up, go to faggot paki doctor
>she gets lubed up, they put the scanner on her belly, you know the drill

>>718218843

>doctor "Ahh, you see that little blob there, thats the baby"
I start to get worried that i might actually be a father
>doctor "Umm, i cant seem to find a..."
>Calls for several nurses and machines to be immediately taken to our room
>me and gf are like "wtf is going on"
>doctor "i am sorry anon, i cannot seem to find a heartbeat, i will need to further examine
>I am then asked to leave the room, so i leave, hoping that my plan worked

>apparently they found the baby was dead, i wonder how...
>gf is crying, i heard her from the corridor
>the doctors needed to open her up to extract the dead foetus
>as much as i am trying to hold back my own laughter, i am disgusted with myself that i have done this.
>doctors come outside and tell me whats happened, i pretend to look interested and worried.

ff 3-4 days, she is discharged from hospital

>she has a nasty wound/scar on her stomach
>fuck this bitch, she lied to my face
>use her a bit before i decide what i am going to do
>unleash some of my pent up range and anger with her by facefucking her pretty hard, and then make a big mess on her face of her own spit and my cum
>leave her lying on bed in all that mess
>go into bathroom, clean up
>she just looks at me like "why the fuck did you do that so hard"
>me "sorry bitch, i dont do well with lairs, especially those that lie about being on birth control, it's over, pack your shit and leave my house"
>she starts balling, as i start chucking her shit out the door
>tfw she leaves my house in a teary rage, without cleaning her face up.
>i couldn't help but laugh when i finally got my revenge

>>718216988
Why the fuck did you move to Surrey? Nothing to do and everything costs 3x as much

>>718218882


>inb4 ur a fag for having it prewritten
Can you blame me? Bitch deserved it.

Swindon here, cunts.

>>718216976
Sudbury fag here.

>>718217174
Colchester is a right shit heap, but not as bad as Ipswich. Full of fucking coons and Poles.

>>718218388
legend. going to shakeaway next time im in town

>>718219062
you know S Ambrose?

Liverpool lads?

>>718219218
Don't think so, sorry.

>>718219307
you are the only guy in sudbury not to of fucked her

>>718199628
NN club anyone?

>>718218951
So you're a psycho who couldn't talk like a grown up with a 9/10.

Any Cornwall anons?

Wigan reporting in

>>718203616
Yep, well about 6 miles away from the shithole

>>718219610
Another wigan here

>>718219218
>S Ambrose
what does the S stand for?

>>718219757
I live in preston, it's better than anywhere within 6 fucking miles of it.

>>718220001
South

>>718220001
wait I forgot I wasnt on /s/ where the faggot Mods ban for giving full names

Sarah

>>718219610
From Preston, family business based in Wigan

File: m14-images1481052775993img_49191481052767970.jpg (1MB, 3724x2096px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3724x2096px

darcey c

Snapchat: princessclarkee

she goes Birmingham uni. Her tits are so nice. I need moar.

>>718213952
Gloucester here

>>718211020
BH4 here

>>718220179
we need moar

>>718219433
You bothered to get a surname?

>>718220003
Nice try.
Preston city centre is a shithole, I live in a nice village, in a nice big detached house, with no pakis nearby. Literally no non whites in the whole village. I win.

Anybody got anything from Solihull?

>>718220354
Where all the old people go to die then, clifton maybe.

File: 0088.jpg (65KB, 474x760px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 474x760px

she's a britbong apparently

>>718220304
wat? I already gave both

Sarah Ambrose

>>718207369
>luton
b-but shes not a paki?

>>718212613
topkek

File: image.png (891KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

891KB, 640x1136px

Belfast

>>718220673
Got a picture?
Or her Facebook?

>>718220751
stop reading the daily fail

>>718203804
Cleveleys/Thornton then?

>>718220541
If that's the way you want to put 'a nice area' then yes, but I've always lived in this nice area, guess I'll die here to.

>>718218359
I second this!

Colchester, Essex reportting.

Anyone got nudes of local girls? Or dicks for that matter?

>>718220541
You're also a faggot degenerate for classing clifton as a nice area. Get some standards paki.

>>718217457
you got a kik ? we can trade notts girls

>>718218388
you got a kik ? we can trade notts girls

>>718220990
>implying i read any type of mainstream news

File: IMG_3509.jpg (146KB, 759x960px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 759x960px

Jess S

Cambridge

>>718221105
Thornton yes, you?

File: IMG_3514.jpg (140KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 960x960px

>>718221903

>>718219062
Sup, Halstead reporting in!

horsham ????????

File: IMG_3513.jpg (121KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 960x960px

>>718221949

>>718221915
Same bro

>>718219159
Halstead reporting! Got any local nudes?

>>718222082
No, I don't.

>>718218945

No jobs up north because the country is absolutely fucked. Soon as I can get out of here I'm off. Whereabouts in Surrey you from?

>>718222081
Not exactly a big place, did you go to Milly?

>>718218359
>>718221322
You guys know Heather G, Melody G or Yasmin M?

>>718216976
From halstead, just down the road, you local?

>>718222309
Too fuckin true, mate. Stuck working in a shitey factory until I find summit else that doesn't make is want to top mesel.

>>718222381
Nah Hodgeson

>>718222499
You live down near the old train line (proper thornton) or near the windmill?

File: ThqWA20.jpg (51KB, 737x640px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 737x640px

>>718211543

>>718222723
I live on the train cunt

>>718222309
Dorking, want to move to Manchester. Don't massively care if I get a shitey job I'm so bored here

why hide her face in this one >>718222079
when you can clearly see it in this one? >>718221903

>>718222497
Aye man, I'm definitely getting out of the UK as soon as I can.

>>718222723
Windmill

>>718222841
why would anybody want to move in to cuntchester?

>>718222454
Nope don't know em

>>718222869
neat, I live down pleasant grove, just past the chinese takeaway

>>718222841
Aye I know where you mean. Spent a bit of time in Manchester, it's class. I'm Redhill. Yeah. Exactly.

>>718222850
I don't think I can be arsed with moving out, like, but more power to ya, lad. Best of luck

>>718216227
Hi notts. Got any more?

>>718218359
Agreed. Any Danica Y?

>>718222952
You drink in the Gardener's?

>>718222928
Quite a nice city despite the drugs and crime haha sounds moronic but went to uni there and want to go back

>>718222843

I didn't. I used to work with her. One day found her adultwork profile by pure chance. never seemed like that type of girl (she's deleted it now, shame.)
these are some of the pictures on the profile. it's always annoyed me that she did that to her face.

Any Corinna Jane C from Northampton?

>>718222984
Hah cheers mate. I fucked off and lived in Japan for a while, it was nuts. Cheap Asia is the place to be though, you can live like a king without much money at all.

>>718222961
Redhill is alright I work up there. Town is a bit quiet compared to Newcastle! Where do you wanna end up?

>>718223169
yeah, had meal there today actually with the wife

Lincoln anyone?

>>718223276
I was in there last night. How old are you? Is your wife hot?

>>718223250
Aye me mate's da worked on the rigs and moved over to Thailand. Got his own house built, the lot. Dinnit trust Thailand mesel like but I'd move to Japan nee bother

>>718223398
25, and yeah (well I would say that) thin, shy, dark (almost black) long hair

>>718223261

Aye but it's not where you wanna be when you're mid 20s like, everyone is <18 or >40. Not much craic. Not sure yet but definitely outside the UK, I'm the same guy that posted above you saying he'd lived in Japan for a while.

Anybody know a K Wright from Falmouth/Plymouth area?