What's the comfiest you've ever been?

probably when i was chilling in my mom, before birth

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>>718195879
In my mom's big sloppy cooter.

>>718195951
>>718195975
I was referring to that time when I was 12.

>>718195879
A cold snowy winter night, in the warmth of my bed with my perfect gf in a big warm blanket on a soft mattress in a king size leather bed. We were watching a movie on a 50 inch plus tv, drinking scotch and then had passionate sex and fell asleep in each others arms, nude.

>>718196584
>feeling the need to specify that you were nude after sex
Virgin detected

>>718195879
MDMA cuddling and sex with boyfriend

>>718196762
Faggot, gtfo

For me it would have to be when I was sitting at my desk browsing 4chan on my dual monitors. It was a hot summer day and I had the fan blowing air directly on me.

But to make things even better, I had a bit of poop that was just about ready to come out, and I'd let it get out just a little bit before forcing it back in. I'd do this a few times, and I don't know why but it just feels pretty good. I'd let it get to the point where I have to get up and use the bathroom before I shit myself.

>>718196704
Usually I never sleep nude, underwear at least, even after sex. She does sometimes.

>>718196857
Your body pillow doesn't need clothes, m8

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>>718196846

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>>718196852
Wtf, top kek.

>>718196919
No need to be bitter and jealous, friend.

i was making this bullshit
>https://youtu.be/bT4aOZh2RiE

>>718196955
You don't do this too?

>>718196998
No jealousy here m8

As a man in a dedicated relationship, it's just so painfully obvious you've never had a woman in your life, if you're gonna lie, just don't make it obvious.

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Playing vidya all day eerie day in winter breaks back then when I was a kid.

>>718197044
Why?

>>718198278
when you're a neet piece of shit like me, you get bored

>>718196762
are you a grill?

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>>718196584
One would figure we're all at our comfiest in our dreams

>>718196584
noice

>>718199516
no

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>>718196852
No way same that's what I'm doing right now

>>718200757
Another jealous bitter and perhaps virgin person.

>>718200860
Thanks man.

>>718201083
>Plastic bottles
>No glasses
>Plastic plates

Fat lazy cunt.

>>718201310
ye :^) although I'm at a friends house rn. We go back to school tomorrow

>>718201379
Fucking underage b&. Go do your homework, kid. Also eat your vegetables, son.

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>>718201798
I go back to this hellhole tomorrow where they feed me plenty of vegetables>:(

>>718202074
Looks comfy

Smoked weed and laid my head on some chick's clevage for half an hour 10/10 would go again

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>>718202167
It is in most of the classrooms. You can see the view of the mountain and everything from some classes, I find myself just staring at it all class. I e been with my friend all Christmas break, we ordered pizza last night with a bunch of soda and someone calls me a fat lazy fuck :/

>>718202549
*lazy fat cunt
Lol

>>718202616
This is >>718202549 btw folks :)

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>>718195879
>be me, on VBSS team on my cruiser
>long day of searching fishing boats and looting their catch
>be back onboard vessel
>everyone is soaking wet, take off our dungarees
>have a cookout in our skivvies
>feast on stolen Filipino fish
>we all pass out on the deck of the berthing completely ass naked
>the feel of nut to butt from my shipmates as we lay dried and cozy was the most memorable and happy moment I ever had during my time in the navy

>pic related

>>718202074
>>718202549
Where is this? :o

>>718203089
Fucking knew the military these days is full of a bunch of faggots! Fucking disgusting! Me and my Dad are ashamed, he didn't risk his life so faggots can live peacefully these days. I'd sign up for the army but I don't want to fight on the same side as any faggots. Sickens me!

>>718203493
Livingston, Montana

>>718204131
I was like you until a couple of marines took me into the fan room and skewered me from ass to throat and spun me along their cocks in sync like a hog roasting over an open flame.

>>718204542
:p Seems fairly quiet. Btw I was this guy >>718201310 .-. Was shitposting buddy ;_;

>>718205281
Haha I know man! Just saddened school is back tomorrow. ;_; kil me pls

>>718195879
After gf curls up in my bobs

>>718204893
U seem like a weak bitch.

>>718205281
And yeah, it is a nice, quiet small town. Population is just over 7,000

>>718205386
Nigga I got a Uni exam tomorrow! At 9am-12pm! Hope goes well ;_;

>>718205478
Good luck dude!

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>>718196852

hive mind, i was going to post a thread asking who did this shit the other day figuring it was much more common than most people would admit to. There's gotta be a psychological term for this beyond faggot.

>>718205531
Thanks :D

Pretty comfy last night actually

Around 2010 right around when Halo Reach came out, I was sitting with the sun warming up my skin from the window, the breeze that was coming through made the room cool but not too cool, just sitting there with no worries. Just playing reach.

>>718202074
Damn I hate the cerebral parsley flavored ones