What is the most Perverted thing you have done?

>>718181690
I fapped to a image of cheese pizza once because thats what I rolled in a roulette thread.
I didn't realise at the time it wasn't meant to be literal pizza.
So yeah, beat my meat to a picture off the eagle boys website.

>>718181690
Fucked a dog

I once stayed at a friends house, we were the only one home he had a sister about 9/10 probably 17.

I was a horny 14 year old and snuck in to her room found the underwear and put them all in my pillow case instead of a pillow. Managed to get away with it though.

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>>718181690
>work as back-office crew for a glory hole porn company 3 years ago
>woman comes in for the shoot
>brings her fucking 9 year old daughter
>moms super coked up, can see white crust all around her nostrils
>starts making jokes about how we should have her kid man a booth, says she sucks dick like a pro
>Dale (producer) takes mom to the booth for the shoot
>I sit there for the next hour and a half contemplating if mom was serious, debating if I should lil suzy dicksucker into the bathroom

Never did. But I was reaaaallly close.

From 5 to age 14 I would get the family dog to eat my ass and pick my balls. To be fair I was fucking 5 and didnt really understand what I was doing until I was 12 (Plus the dog was weirdly into it, all I had to do was drop my pants and he'd go to town)

>>718182755
Always had my dog lick my dick as a kid, first time push her away but she kept trying so i ket her do it a bit. Felt great so i didn't stop her. Came buckets and she licked it all up. Everytime I'd go to the bathroom i'd take her and let her lick me

This is always fun. Got naked be-hide a shed with two girls and my brother in elementary school. Tried sitting on a plunger handle during a "curious phase". Butt seks drunk seks. Tried plugging drugs before too.

>Be 13 year old
>Have family friends over
>Beut of a daughter maybe 2 years younger
>play some games and such
>We end up home alone as my parents went to the others house for drinks
>Get horny
>Ask if she wants to play a new game
>Shes keen
>Talk to her about flexibility
>She loves gymnastics
>Ask if I can do a flex test
>She agrees
>Have her lay on the sofa on her back with legs in the air
>push my weight slowly making her legs get closer to her body
>pretend to slip and land face first on her crotch

In the end I tried getting her to do it again but the other direction and land my hard dick on her mouth but she must of seen my boner and stopped playing

>>718182425
Pic related?

>>718181690
sucked my cousins dick

Step brother and I used to jerk eachother off and suck on eachother some. Tried anal a couple times together, felt weird and painful but suprisingly good when he came in me

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>>718183405
she actually looked closer to this girl, whos story in the news read like the greatest porn story on earth.

Shy little thing. I definitely could see mom letting her dates have a go at her.

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>>718181690
1. Managed to suck my own dick multiple times

2. Started jacking my brother off multiple times when I was a kid but we both laughed and it lasted a couple of seconds + it wasn't serious

3. Fucked two sponges and a plastic bag in a glass - pic related

4. Fapped to futas and traps recently...

5. Licked my hand after fingering a girl when I was in year 2 of highschool but only after going home, not in front of her

well /b/ those are the most perverted things I've done in my life so far

>>718182755
Thats the problem, he didn't lick my dick he ate my ass, it ducked my mental chemistry. I'm attracted to girls but years of having my butthole diddled turned me into a closeted faggot. I'm rarely find men attractive but when ever I see a big cock I can't help but wonder how it would feel to have it gently prod my desperate inviting asshole.

>>718183730
>3. Fucked two sponges and a plastic bag in a glass - pic related

How does it feel?

>>718183983
Shameful.

>>718183983
Try it yourself, be sure to soak the sponges in hot water (I didn't do that but should have)

For me it felt like nothing special, barely felt anything other than pain. I might have done something wrong... Be sure to lube it up good (Also something I didn't do)

>>718184139
No it didn't feel shameful, I have no idea why people feel shame after they've masturbated

>>718182014
Male or female?

>>718182014
Story

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>go to friend's house a few times
>has short, kinda fat goth sister with huge tits
>at first not interested
>suddenly realize I'm into goth chicks
>go to friends house another time
>sister there but she's in her room
>sister eventually comes downstairs
>"i'm gonna be gone for a few hours i'm going to mall with friends"
>k
>she leaves
>wait couple of mins
>"i need to shit hold on dude"
>go upstairs
>sneak into sisters room
>what you expect for teen goth chick's room
>on bed there are used panties
>have pantie fetish
>instantly pick up and smell
>notice wet area/smell
>look and see there is visible pussy juice in them and theyre soaked
>start sucking and huffing on spot
>time to fap
>throw self on her bed with dick out and start beating it
>pillow harder than it should be
>move pillow
>see dildo complete with balls and suction cup
>JACKPOT
>pick up, dildo is wet
>realized covered with her cum
>sit there sucking on dildo and rubbing it all over my face while furiously beating it
>shoot cum into her underwear
>best orgasm of teenage years
>clean up, put now clean dildo back under pillow and drop underwear now soaked with my cum on the crotch back on bed
>steal some of the smelliest socks i could find to jack it to later
>go in bathroom and flush toilet and turn on sink
>wipe my face so no more smell
>go back downstairs
>he never found out

I have a feeling she found out because opportunities (which of course i took lol) like this came more often afterwards and she started being really nice to me and it was like she bent over in front of me every time she got the chance to after that day idk. if anyone else wants more stories i can deliver

>>718182014
Greentext

Took a creepshot of my mums ass and came to it a few times

>>718184257
Masturbation shouldn't lead to carpentry.

>>718181690

you wouldnt believe me.

>>718184501
Moar!

>>718184501
sure

>>718184698
People stroke there tiny cocks to drawn images of prebucesnt girls and boys. I think people stopped careing about reality a long time ago.

Not done. but considering to do.

Sitting here considering if i want to go and try to find a chick to rape down a backstreet...

Other than that fucked a friend while we were both covered in her blood.

Browsed 4chan.

>>718183297 Kek I've done similar

>>718184309
>>718184394
>>718184551
>be me 14
>dog is in heat
>pussy swelled up really big, she licks it constantly
>decide to play with it
>rub the outside a bit then take my finger a insert it
>lightly finger her a bit
>really go deep and put whole finger in
>she feels really wet and kind of humps against my finger
>horny 14 year old me thinks "hey i can put my dick in that"
> pull out my already hard dick
>position my dog where she's on her back with hind legs spread
>rub my dick against her pussy
>feels good
>start to put the head in
>stay like that for a bit kind of grinding on her
>slowly start inserting my shaft further inside of her
>feels fucking great
>she must like it because it feels like shes getting tighter and shes humping and pushing against it
>let her do that for a while before i thrust
>go slow and easy
>she starts humping more and more
>realize im about to cum
>push all of my dick deep in her
>let her finish me with her humping
>cum a ton
>just stay deep in her for a few minutes
>pull out and watch my cum ooze out a bit
>dog licks it off her pussy

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>>718185234
>>718185234
>>718185234

>Be me, 14, wanking furiously
>7 yo sister walks into room
>Shit
>Turn away and try to hide
>"What were you doing? Let me see"
>Still crouching to hide but still stroking cock
>"Show me what you were doing or I'll tell mum"
>Stood up and continued stroking cock as sister watched
>She knelt in front of me and I couldn't hold back
>Came all over sisters face
>She thinks it's funny and I wipe my cum into her mouth
>Doesn't like taste but swallows
>Continue a few times and she starts opening her mouth when I cum
>I usually squeeze the last few drops into her mouth and suddenly she takes the head of my cock in her mouth and sucks it
>Feels amazing
>Ask if she wants to try sucking it properly
>I slide my cock in and out of her mouth as I hold her head
>She sucks my cock for 5 minutes till I tell her we have to wait a while for my cock to get ready again
>She goes to her room to play but comes back 30 mins later
>Tell her it isn't hard yet, but if she sucked it she could make it hard
>She kneels between my legs as I get my cock out
>Sis starts sucking, diamonds in no time
>Put hand on her head and push her down a bit harder and faster
>Cum in minutes and sister swallows it all and keeps sucking
>Carried on for 4 years and I stroked and licked her pussy whenever she wanted
>She sucked me off every morning before school, every afternoon after school, and most nights
>Said she loved feeling my cock cum in her mouth
>I rarely wanked for 4 years, just called my sister instead and she sucked me off and swallowed
>No mess to clean up - win!

>>718182425
Who was the actress? Gloryhole porn is seriously my favorite, GA secrets is the best, I like that new porta potty one too

>>718181690
When i was 14 or 15 my familly and my neighbour familly went to holliday together because they are friend. So there was my friend his Sister and a friend of his sister that i know too the Girls are two years younger than me. One Day i stayed alone in the house and i went to the Girls room by the window and jacked of in their bra and panties.
I will do it again if i have the opportunity but it will never happen again

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>>718185358

your story is ALMOST believable.

you take it too far in some places.

dial it back a little bit and make it plausible.

learn how to tell lies on the internet faggot.

>>718181690
Fucked in an abandoned sort of chapel once.

>>718182425
Would slide down her throat if she was 100 ft tall.

>>7181853635
Agreed Anon

>>718185059
Where did the blood come from?

>>718182261
Same but with cousins

>>718183908
sounds like a ruff life

>>718185807
firstly she put a needle into her arm and drained a bit into a cup.

During the sex I pulled a knife and cut her neck open a little and got more blood there.

>>718185553
Hell if I know. Kristen something was her stage name. Fat pig with a bunch of skanky tattoos.

molested. liked it. kept going back for more.

im a male and not even gay. just liked getting my dick sucked.

>>718185234
>Fucks doggy
>Missionary

Cmon man

>>718183983
like fucking SpongeBob SquarePants, what do you think?

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>>718185958
>not even gay

>>718185358
Pic of sis now?

>>718185944
Ok... what company?

>>718186170
Not gloryhole secrets.

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>>718186128

>>718184876
>>718184752

>go to his house like a month or so later
>play some xbox downstairs again
>we go upstairs to get food
>pizza time
>friends sister is in kitchen with her friend drinking coffee and talking about idfk some edgy teen crap
>ask if there are drinks
>friend: "yeah we have pepsi"
>sister: "let me get one for you anon it's on the bottom shelf"
>she opens fridge and bends over to grab a soda off the bottom shelf
>black skinny jeans look so good on her ass
>barley make out a camel toe
>fuckyes.jpg
>hands me soda and we go back downstairs with food and drinks
>hour later, she leaves again
>same routine
>go to her bedroom
>pile of dirty clothes in the corner, filled with sweaty socks and used panties
>of course start huffing them
>check under pillow, no dildo sadly
>search a little more
>under matress is a small pink vibrator covered in dried cum
>once again, SCORE
>notice something
>it's right next to a pair of panties under the bed
>realize they're the same ones i came in before as mentioned in other post
>realize she might have been using those and the vibrator to masturbate
>realize she might have been masturbating to ME and what i did
>D I A M O N D S.jpg
>once again suck on vibrator and fap HARD
>cum in one of her socks I got earlier out of the pile
>decide since she already knew what I did i might as well go the distance
>steal her vibrator that still smells like her pussy and put it in my bag and take it downstairs
>throw the cumsock on her pile again
>go back downstairs, friend doesnt suspect anything again and begin serious halo sessions
>this time, she comes back another hour or so later
>stops in and hands my brother and I 2 mountain dews we asked her to go buy while she was out
>she goes upstairs with her friend
>again time passes
>time for friend to drive me home so we go upstairs and get the car keys
>friend's sister is in the kitchen
>notice her socks
>SHE'S WEARING THE CUM SOCK AND IT'S MATCH
>tells us bye happily

>>718186261
Seems legit

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I have been jerking over my step sis for the last 6 months. Use her panties to cum in, spied on her masturbating a few times. Stole nudes off her phone.

>>718181690
sucked the dried cum off of my mother's dildo.

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purposes of procreation.

>>718181690
pissed in my mouth when I was young (under 10) out of curiosity. hated it

>>718186381
aka your dad's dick

Let me just say, I'm a huge snake fan.

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>>718186414

>>718185931
yep, seems legit

>>718181690
I attempted to roll trips in a thread not dedicated to it.

>>718186288
Moar, please

>>718186288
If she likes you, why don't you go get her?
past or nearly present story?

>>718186504
Not sure if sarcasm or not. But ya, is legit

when i was 10 i stole 3 other girls in my classes underwear from there house

>>718184631
Nigga that's some next level beating your meat

>>718182009
kek

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>>718181690

One time, i paid a prostitute to piss on my face, and then i ate her out immediately afterward. Then fucked her, came in her, and ate her out with my cum dribbling out as she moaned.

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>>718186332
>Stole nudes off her phone.

>>718186598
somewhat present, and I got REALLY close to fucking her last year but it fell through and I haven't seen her this year.

>>718185921
ur gay

femanon here, couple things

>occasionally steal girls knickers from washbasket's at parties

>touched my friends dick when they slept when we were about 14

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>>718187025
then, good luck anon!
btw nice story.

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>>718186905
She's always making me hard

>>718187229
you know the rules

>>718187451
go on!

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>>718187621
Ok, I'm going to hell

>>718181690
Let a dog fuck me up the ass.
>be me 20's male
>Dog sitting for my neighbor.
>Two lab mutts one black one goldish
>Go over to feed them and notice goldie's dick pokes out when he sits
>Play with it a bit and see if I can get him aroused.
>Fail to do so but come back the next day after doing a lot of googling
>Had cleaned my ass and brought lube
>Tried to get him to mount me but wouldnt
>bend over and encourage the dog to hop on.
>grab his paws and get him to mount and he just hops off
>changed tactics and rubbed his dick for a while
>managed to get him semi erect but inside his sheath
>Let him calm down just enough. Didn't want his knot swelling in his sheath.
>bend over again and encourage the dog to hop on.
>not exactly the brightest and doesn't get it.
>grab his paws and get him to mount.
>in that position instinct kicked in and he started thrusting
>wrapped his front legs around my waist as he rubbed his sheath against my ass
>felt something begin to poke at my ass
>moment of shock as this is about to happen.
>As soon as he feels a hole he starts thrusting even more
>Feel his cock growing in me.
>Begin to feel the knot growing
>Read how first timers should control the knot to stop from being tied
>Let it happen anyway.
>Soon knotted with dog and loving every slightly painful second of it.
>Fucker pulls out while his knot was still fully engorged. Hurt a bit but felt great
>Only downside was now no dick in ass
>Licked his cock some

I went on to do this several times before the owner returned. After the second time he caught on and was super excited and eager to fuck me when I came over. Started giving the dog BJ's sometimes after he knotted me and pulled out. Licked in his sheath a couple times too, Think one of my favorite parts was when he'd lick my ass afterwards.

I tried with the black dog too but he wasn't interested. And after I had fucked the golden dog he got possessive when I tried again and I didn't want them fighting.

>>718187790
nah,
we are here on /b/ nobody will tell anybody

>>718186597
one time I came over and we went to my friend's room and watched the Terminator and some other great shit
>notice friend's sister wasnt around
>her car is outside
>hey where is ___?
>"idk prob up to some emo shit in her room"
>her room is down the hall
>I get up to get a drink
>sneak by her room on the way
>her moaning in her room
>hear the words "oh fuck, that was close"
>instant boner
>down the other end of the hall "Anon, get me a coke too"
>no time or place to fap
>get sodas
>return to his room
>eventually we decided to go to out with a couple of our friends so we once again grabbed the keys in the kitchen
>anon's sister's room now playing some loud music (pretty good shit actually)
>I leave my bag because we had to come back eventually
>we go out and do some delinquent teenager shit like paintballing and other shit, it was fun man
>time passes blah blah blah
>eventually we go back to his house to grab my shit so I can head home
>sister in kitchen cooking
>she says bye in the same way as before
>open bag to check and make sure I have phone charger etc
>pair of panties and a couple pairs of socks are laying right there inside
>pick one sock up and lightly smell it trying to hide it because I dont want to look like a total creep but who the fuck am i kidding read my other stories
>i think she noticed from the corner of her eye because she made like this teeny bopper giggly sound but laughed after
>tell her bye, trying to act nonchalantly
>did the same things as before with the socks, huffing and cumming in one of them

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>>718187918
Right yeah ok

>>718186332
You have started, now finish it anon

WE CAN HANDLE THE NUDES

>>718188052
>>pair of panties and a couple pairs of socks are laying right there inside
you put them there? or did she?
pics of her?

>>718181690
I KISSED A GIRL LOL

>>718188111
gorgeous
how many pis you've stolen?

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

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>>718188052
Anon I swear to fucking god give me more NOW or I will beat my throbbing penis against my desk

>>718188373
About 20 or so. She left he phone unlocked and I struck gold

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>>718188258
she had to have, also youre welcome for pic

>>718188111
Diamonds.

>>718188760
instadiamonds

>>718188725
I'm really envious

>>718188618
Anything in particular?

>>718188517
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it11111

>>718188760
moar plz

>>718188760
>>718188962
great man!
you are a lucky anon!

>>718189056
Everything my man

Tell us every depraved story you have where she knows it happened too

>>718188725
more of her body?

>>718188962
>>718189056
>>718189351

Anyone want the story where we almost fucked?

>>718189734
Yes

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>>718189734
always!
here have some tits in return

>> be me
>> 14 fatfuck
>> neighbors daughter and my sister on same swim team, she is maybe 10 at the time?
>> neighbors super skinny, super short, blond hair, blue eye, angel
>> at swim meet
>> out of town so parents bring trailers/RVs
>> hanging out in the neighbors RV, just me and the angel, everyone else is at the pool doin shit
>> playing games on ps2, fuck yeah.
>> she stands up to get something
>> jokingly place my hand on her seat before she gets back
>> she pleades for me to move my hand
>> playfully decline
>> she sits on my hands
>> WTF.gif
>> unexpected.jpg
>> wiggle my hand around, but dont pull it out.
>> she giggles
>> says it tickles.
>> flips hand over and stars awkwardly rubbing her young tight pussy
>> she is waring her one piece swim suit, emerald green, nothing else.
>> her giggles turn to soft moans
>> fucking diamonds
>> suggest she lay down so i can get a better angle
>> she sets down controller and climbs onto the couch/bed
>> rubbing her pussy from on top her swim suit.
>> she is moaning softly, and a little wet spot appears.
>> gently slide the bottom piece of the swimsuit aside.
>> truebeauty.mpg
>> pussy is beautiful, clean, no grass on the field.
>> move my mouth to it, inhale deeply.
>> open my mouth and let my tongue press against it
>> she lurches in pleasure as i gently lick my way around those young pussy lips
>> full on eat her out for 10 minutes.
>> ask her if she would do for me as i did for her
>> she agrees.
>> just then we see parents through the window,
>> parental issue in t-10
>> we rush back to our seats and continue playing the game.
>> i try to hide my awkward boner.

more?

>>718189861
Yes please

>>718189734

>>718188962
Don't have to say more than this anon
so: fuck yes!

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>>718189765
>>718189829
>>718190186
We're waiting excited for more

Used to sniff my ex's mother and sister's underwear in the laundry when I lived with them and had secret nudes until laptop was kill.. nobody knew kek

>> time passes, she starts coming over to my house to "play legos"
>> have bunkbed/futon bed, i make a blanket fortress out of
>> door shut to room, we are in the blanket fortress, granted there are some legos there.
>> i start off by driving a lego car up her smooth leg, passing over her crotch, she is wearing short shorts.
>> eventually drop the act, start off first rubbing her from outside her shorts, then move my hand slowly into her shorts
>> themoans.gif
>> her moans make me harder than ever.
>> feel her getting more and more wet.
>> gently start to slip a finger inside.
>> her eyes open wide as she fight the need to moan loudly.
>> i undo her short button and pull her shorts off. i sit behind her with my shorts off.
>> pull her close to me so my hard cock is against her back, and continue to gently finger her
>> i ask if she will use her mouth on my cock
>> she is hesitant but agrees, only if i use my mouth on her too.
>> we 69 the shit out of it.
>> she doesnt really know what she is doing but i dont care. i feel her start to suck and then i feel a little teeth.
>> i quickly inform her no teeth. i tell her to act like it is a popscicle
>> holy fuck. she starts sucking.
>> trying to keep up my end of the bargain, i shove my face deep in her young pussy,
>> tastesdelicious.jpg
>> start to feel myself welling up. bout to cum
>> i pull her off and she asked why
>> i tell her i was about to cum
>> she wants to see.
>> i say ok, and she keeps sucking.
>> back to max in no time. i blow my load.
>> when it hits her mouth she pulls my cock out of her mouth and the rest of my strings hit her face and my stomach
>> she licks the cum, and says she likes it
>> wtf.jpg
>> tell her she can lick it off of me. and she fucking does.
>> my cock is still diamonds...
>> i ask if i can try something new.

>>718190744
>> she agrees.
>> put her on her back and spread her legs. i get right between them and rub my throbbing cock against her tender cunt.
>> fucking amazing, she is getting into it. rub a bit faster. she moans
>> beging to stick the tip in, her eyes widen, she doesnt say anything, as we both watch my cock work its way inside.
>> she is too tight. fuck... manage to get 1/3rd the way in.
>> fuckit, i use that 1/3rd. i start to fuck her gently.
>> she is going crazy trying to be quite, she obviously is lovin this.
>> fuck, about to cum again...
>> pull out and just let the little drizzle fall on her pussy. painting it in my cum...

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>>718186883
enjoy your aids

>>718189829
>>718189765
>>718190326

>come over to friends again
>friend leaves to go pick up other friends
>I stay to "play halo"
>approach sister
>"hey anon"
>we talk in the living room about whatever
>stories of where we work (Me being at a pizza parlor, and her of course being at hot topic lol)
>she shares story of some girl she works with who is a total slut apparently, i dont remember all the details
>suddenly she says the line
>"she said she has a foot fettish so I guess thats pretty weird"
>nonchalantly agrees, act stupid though we both fucking know better
>"now that I think about it, some of my socks have gone missing recently"
>i kinda stutter and i know how guilty I look so i pretty much shut up before i say some cringe shit
>"but i bet theyre going to good use so"
>instantly intrigued and say something like "why would anyone take your socks"
> she replies "i guess same reason someone would take your sex toys"
>I'm fucking caught and i just dont care anymore
>we eventually start talking about sex
>she tells me how talking like this "is kind of a turn on"
>I say something REALLY cringy like "want me to help with that?" (stupid stupid fucking anon)
>"my brother would probably kill you, anon"
>I start feeling her ass
>beyond-diamonds.jpg
>she lets me, starts rubbing right where my boner is showing
>car doors shut from outside
>god damn it
>tells me to get out so my friend wont think anything
>I leave her room and shut the door
>friends come inside and tell me we're going to the other friend's house
>agree and leave

Haven't seen her since december

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>>718181690
Yo momma

I Set up a fake acc on a used clothing trading site and tried to get bikini pics from a friend sister. she was selling a bikini and i wanted to See her big tits so bad

>>718191364
her and your age? why don't you ask her out.

>>718191364
Thank you anon; keep pushing it, you are going to fuck her this year :)

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>>718186044
o boi am i laffin

>>718191641
17 and 19, and the age of consent in my state is 17 so 100% legal, also i'm trying to keep this under wraps from my friend rn, though that'll probably happen sometime soon

>>718181690

> trapped a bunch of flies in my pants / in condom, came into that, became disgusted
>let ants crawl up my dick
>jerked / pissed into my own mouth
>used toothbrush on anus / forgot it next day
>lubed up nylon pants and came w/o touching

i am a lawyer now.

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>>718185234
DrachenLord

>>718187872

Hot.

>>718192138
sounds good.
nah, I think he has to deal with this. If he finds out later it would be worse.

>>718186504
>>718186472
My son has a Boa4 feet long. It's as meek and tame. Still, I'm completely trusting it.

>>718191364
you got another pic?

>>718192544
Hey why is your pee pee so small?

>>718192904
none I'm comfortable with sharing

>sucked own dick
>sucked a friends dick when I was younger
>got drunk and lost virginity to a 23 year old guy when I was 16
>consider myself straight but like dicks
>wear lacy underwear whilst masturbaing and fantasizing about what it would be like to fuck myself
>purposefully rub and suck on gf's urethral opening when 69ing-sometimes she squirts then lets loose and just pisses all over me

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>>718192962
it is the "Drachen Lord" a famous German youtuber

>>718193036
why not comfortable? to hot?

>>718193176
nah, the friend I mention browses /b/ lol

>>718193260
:(

>>718185234
>thisshouldnotexpanddongbutitdoes.jpg

>>718192300
Dont know why but kek

>>718193260
hmm shit!
thx for posting anyway.

Would steal the wet bikinis of my sisters friends after they swam and changed, wrap them around my dick, and jerk off with them

Would also lick the damp bottoms where I knew their pussies were, and sometimes they'd spend the night and I'd dig through their bags and do the same with with underwear

Also had a girl roommate for a while,
Routinely did the same with her underpants and bras

Plus HUNDREDS of hidden cam videos ;)

>>718185059
Maybe try a consensual rape fantasy and NOT actually rape someone you fucking savage? Must be a nigger

>>718181690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWPy6XhZEw

>>718194943
i once were at a friends house and needed to go to the bathroom, there Hung a bra of his 15 year old sister with bog tits over the edge of the bathtub. I started to jerk off and rub my dick all over the bra. I hope she wore it afterwards

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>>718195231
>bog tits

>>718196485
big
fucking autocorrect

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>>718182014

I once looked at a girls ankle

Allah shames me

Masturbating to abstract modern art.

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I humped a chicken it felt really good.

I let a fish suck me off and swallow my load. Then I caught it and used it as bait and caught a sperm whale.

>>718197030
Did you hump the whale?

>>718181690
I held hands with a girl once.

>be me
>be 14
>read in playboy or something that you can jerk off with toothpaste
>try it, report back to friends on results
>known as "mint dick" "crest cock" etc. for remainder of junior high

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I fap to my daughters best friend. She's 19, half Asian and has the tightest little body. Whenever she does laundry over here if she stays over I try to steal one pair of her dirty panties so I can sniff them. I have 6 pairs of her panties that I keep hidden and soiled. Her pussy smells so sweet and gets me instantly hard. Pic related.

>>718198268
Moar pix

>>718192544
>>718193139
fuck off marvin

>>718181690
:-) .

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my cousin got fucking drunk on the Wedding of a relative. I sneaked into her room and touched her, she didnt even woke up

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>>718198408

>>718198836
>I sneaked into her room and touched her
What did you touch?

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>>718185234

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>>718181690
Nothing, can't think of anything.

>>718199031
tits, ass, pussy, stomach, thighs, lips

Fucked a pie at summer camp

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>>718198408

>>718192138
Legit hope you dont get underage b& because you're a fucking legend anon.

Stay horny

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>>718198408

>>718198836
>>718199031
even kissed her ass

>>718199692
details

a friend that dating my sister arraigned for me to fuck her, she had wanted a threesome , but didn't want to know who the guy was so she wore a sleep mask, was fucking wild

>>718200203
Pics of your sister?

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>>718200009
well she only had her underwear on, her Mother must have undressed her. she slept next to my room. when everybody else was asleep i sneaked over. I touched her shoulder to See if she wakes up but she did not. So I started to touch her slowly. great body. big tits which felt so nice, round ass perfect for a good grab. I Pulled her panties and bra aside. I wanted to bite her ass but the risk of waking her up was too high, so i just kissed it.

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>>718200270

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>>718183983
Sucks. Feels slightly better than jerking off

>>718200821
Wtf is this

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>>718191462
House of Rekt

we had a live in nanny from Scotland that I watched a lot undress through a peephole I drilled and few times watched her with guys she would bring to her room on her off days

>>718201475
sister...

Allowed an older woman fuck me when I was a kid and didn't tell anyone because I enjoyed it.

>>718201475
a nerd posing in front of rocks

>>718181690
it's an illegal thing

>>718181690
play with my (then) 6yo cousin's pussy when i was 10

>>718202629
nice

>be me 15
>find mom's dirty panties in hamper
>wear them to school
>had boner all day long
>home from school
>snooping around in parents' bathroom
>find condoms
>take condom and put it over a carrot
>remove mom's panties
>stick carrot up my ass
>fap while sniffing and licking the crotch of mom's panties
>shoot wad all over countertop
>lick up cum
>hide all evidence

>>718188331

orly!?! I did it as well. On her cheek.

>inb4 sexual assault molester registered sex offender

>>718181690
Fucked a fat chick

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>>718202629
>>718202666
Satan approves.

>>718181690
I fucked my sister's doll

>>718198030

oh, shit -- this just became a cringe thread

>>718201475

the Flying Sister®

let our family dog lick my pussy when I was a teen

>>718182009
Topkek

>>718203083
ma'am...we're gonna need to see them titties or GTFO

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>>718203083
cool story bro

>>718182014
Story time

>>718203069
she is rather limber

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>>718203138

too sad to greentext

Sucked my uncle through a gloryhole at an adult bookstore. I knew it was him but he didn't know it was me.

>>718181690
Let my ex wife fuck her friends bf and fucked his cum out of her.

> inb4 cuck

I do not confess my sins to any human. I only confess to God

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>>718203083
Seems legit

>>718181690
Came to the thought of my future husband fucking our daughter (if I ever have one) behind my back.... I know it's fucked up

>>718203392
tits or gtfo

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>>718203392

>>718203240
>>718203392
so gay

>>718203350
yet another "non-practicing Roman Catholic"

>>718193135
>consider myself straight but i like dicks

>>718187451
Looks like a female version of my army buddy

I rub my dick and balls in cups at the restaurant I work at, and put my pubs in them too. I serve them to the prettiest girls that come in so they can have me inside of them.

>>718183730
>year 2
Leave you fucking leaf

poked my best friend in the butt with my penis
he shat on my bed

>>718181690
jerked off in a bus

>>718181690
watched some boy jerk off in a bus while jerking off

>>718187025
>somewhat present
underage

>>718185931
You never did this you autistic fucking faggot

>>718181690
watched some boy, watch some other boy, jerk off, while jerking off in a bus.

>>718201860
Sorry mate

>>718186408
Underrated post

>>718186282
hahaha

>>718204229
same, i fucken jerked it looking right into the busdrivers eyes,
>she was a tall blond with red lipstick
>blueish green eyes
>whitish skin hue, had short shorts
>junk in trunk, c cup 8/10
>mean attitude (fucking dimonds)

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>be me 25 years old
>out with new friends in new town
>meet not so fat girl
>talk to her a bit, notice she's touchy af
>easy.jpeg
>get tired of the party and leave
>forget about her for a while untill i come across her facebook profile
>add
>chat with her a bit
>fast forward 2 days later
>talk to her on phone, get her to touch herself and hear her moan while i fap furiously
>win.png
>fast forward 2 weeks later
>get invited to her place to watch movies
>touch her hair as she starts moaning
>wtf
>ignore it, get her naked and into bed
>starts fucking her as she screams loudly rape me anon
>weirded out af but continue anyway
>fast forward 30 minutes, still fucking her
>feelsgood.avi
>suddenly she starts crying
>stop wondering wth happened and try kissing her
>says it's useless anon, it won't work
>instinct.exe
>realise she's trying to boyfriend me with guilt
>bitch doesn't know i'm selfish af
>slide my dick inside her
>huummmmm.png
>bitch is still crying
>doesn't care and cum inside her
>she cries as my cum is dripping from her pussy
>internallaugh.exe
>wash herself and we go to bed and sleep, even though i just wanted to go home, still sleep anyway
>next day, is normal, offer coffee and shit like nothing happened
>leave and laugh on my way home
>fast forward 1 month later
>notice her sexy friend and ask her for number phone
>says no anon in a cold way
>rofl.mkv
>never talk to her again

>>718205274
>she had to of been at least in her 30's
>she had the accent of a sothern but not sure
the rest i dont remember... she always let us listen to the good shit on radio. she was the no fucks given chick with the sweet lean mean look of the fuck u want.

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>>718205334
And this is perverted?