Post your first boner

>>718179820
Literally 12 years old.

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Emmy from dragon tales

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>>718181903

>>718181903
I would still pork her

>>718179820
Like first boner moment? ...I was ...5 at the time, and it happened when I saw Kim possible for the first time

>>718181903
Yup

>>718183775
>5
>kim possible
you make me sick u underage

>>718180614
LOL! I did color on that show!

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amazing I didn't turn out to be a furry

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For real though. In the theater. I saw Ranma up there... great firsty.

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I can't be the only one

>>718184013
That shadow looks like a dick

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>>718180614

>2017
>not wanting to push a dildo in cassie's asshole

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Ahh the memories

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oldie but goodie

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i will slay gohan if i have to

>>718183775
You have to be at most 15....

>>718181903
oh god yessss

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>>718179820
You children will never know the amazing moment of revelation that came with discovering Dad's Stash of Playboys. (tm)

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This?

>>718184305
i bet you're into traps

>>718184290
oh I know the feel. My dad had all the 1992 issues, plus a penthouse. Found them around 1995 or so, lasted me years until we got the internet.

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This.

>>718184438
not my first boner but YES she was so fucking gorgeous.

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/hot-teen-orgasm-girl/177307/

this shit right here. 13 year old me was lucky to have internet.

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Walked around with a woody for hours afterwards, too young to know what to do with it.

>>718184526
oh wait i just realized i was a late bloomer. wow

>>718184522
>checked
have a thing for chubby chicks old man?

>>718184546
Probably my first boner too anon

>>718184606
I was 8

>>718184612
>chubby chicks

the fuck.. its a bear you moron. you never seen care bears?

and I wanted to plow my cock into her, and still do!

>>718184872
A chubby bear anon

>>718183842
this.

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The little mermaid

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even at age 10 I was a pedo

>>718184872
oh I know what I'm asking. Are you, or are you not, into chubby chicks?

Answer the question.

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>>718184925

they are all like that dummy. it not bout the chubby its bout them being bears and are sexy as hell


also would fuck these 2 cubs

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>>718184474
Even the "Rangers back in time" version of her was cute.

>>718185085
ah, so you're a pedofurry. My mistake

>>718185065

you seem not know the difference between chubby chicks and proportions of animated bears. I suggest you go learn some basic cartoon styles.

>>718185153
no disputing that

>>718185176
note how he continues to dodge the question.

It's a simple question anon.

>>718185085
good luck being single all your life anon

>>718185040
It's too bad there is so little porn of her

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>>718185248

>>718185311
I've been looking for a while and I've seen a lot less than I'd like. Like there's not that much.

>>718185248
>so little
was that an intended pun

>>718185509
name a kid who didnt get a boner from this show
protip: you cant

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>>718185225

>>718185509
diamonds

>>718185509
Word

>>718185509
My little boy mind always went nuts when they got captured and tied up.

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>>718179820

>>718184546
Queen

>>718185509
Good lord, yes.

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I can't be the only one.

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>>718185509
>>718185057

eerily similar

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>>718185509
tfw this show probably inspired an inflation fetish in many of us

>>718185865
what are you, gay?

>>718185941
Giantess for me. And they used the hot girl.

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>>718185509

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Eyes wide shut. Snuck out to watch tv in the lounge like 8-9.
Blew my mind, dont think i had the balls to blow my load tho hahaha

>>718185976
No fags on /b/

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I hope Fred Savage hit that. For all of us.

>>718183842

I'm pretty sure this show is responsible for the surge of traps. Ranma 1/2 came out in 1987. I can't find the graph I saw, but is showed a spike of transgendered people in 1988.

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>>718179820

The Crush

>>718181903
Boiyoiyoiyoing

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>>718185040
definitely

>>718184121
>First boner was in 2017
Lmfao, b& m8.

>>718184194
Gave me a boner in unicorn form too. God mlp what have you done to my dick.

it's on an old hard drive, I'd have to plug it in

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>>718184546
Roxanne is perfect.

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I'd always get excited whenever I'd watch a cartoon with animals and stuff. Like whenever I'd imagine being an animal instead of a human. I'd get a boner over so many Disney movies.

Got curious one day and did some vague searches on google. Pic related popped up. Still gets me rock hard to this day. Dr Comet is a fucking god.

Though I'm still a closet furry.

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Noone else?

>>718185764
she was 15 and dressed like a slut?

>>718185509
Yes
The suits got me hard

>>718186809

Yes

>>718184290
yeah too bad my mom told my dad to leave

>>718181903
I think this

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I can't be the only one. FUck she made me hard.

>>718184194
oh god yes

>>718187251
5 year olds arent allowed on 4chan

>>718187357
Kek

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>>718179820
Are you a baby? Didnt that shiw come out in the mid 2000's?

>>718183940
Bet you anything you're into geeky girls, though.

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>>718179820
I am ashamed :'(
I know I'm not the only one

Either Misty or Jessica rabbit, whichever came first

>>718179820
Chung Li

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>>718185509
Not my first boner, but definetly caused a lot of them. Definetly busted some good teenage nut to them. Luckily, my parents were early adopters of tivo, so i would pause it if there were scenes of them in bathing suits

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to this day still have a thing for colored hair

Pocahontas's foot when she stepped into the water. I remember rewinding the tape a few times. Idk why. Lo and behold, foot fetish.

>>718184239
>>718179894
You guys act surprised. Ever wondered why everyone else on /b/ seems like they're literally retarded and emotionally stunted? It's because they're all tweens lying about their age.

>>718184290
Ohww jeah i remember.
Shit was cash.
A whole new world.
but at the time i wished they were younger.
I was 10 and they were all 20.
But it was still better then cartoons.
and a few years later the interet came.
And then shit was gold.

>>718185509
>>718187740
Sam always confused my bones. On one hand she was the cutest and favorite personality, but I also wanted to scream at her to part her fucking hair properly.

>>718187190
yiff in hell

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This from men in black 2
I was older than normal to crack my first boner

>>718179820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWPy6XhZEw

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>>718188104
ohh and also this from the mummy film

>>718188104
wh... why D:

>>718188104
Not gonna lie, I fapped to that a few times in my teens.

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Still surprised to not have seen her in here.

>>718188152
The second one where the 2 girls were fighting in the dream sweeties made me diamonds.

>>718185057
Kek

>>718188022
Fapped so mutch on them.
Clover #1 blond hair blue eyes.
Sam is #2 but her hair was ugly.
Ales is #3 but she was black.
This was my list when i was 9 years old.

>>718188345
>but she was black.
Pretty sure she's hispanic, boss.

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No one else?

>>718188499
Oh just checked, half hispanic and also mulatto

>>718188675
I preferred Irma

>>718188600
Still hot

>>718184290
Wow...Sandy Johnson. Damn she was perfection.

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Not even joking

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>>718179820
The first thing I saw was some chick fucking herself with a lollipop

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I even dreamed once i took her on a date and i was extremely depressed when i woke up and knew it could never happen

>>718186870
Ammy

>>718189310
I fapped many a time to Starfire. Good times.

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I know you all came to her.

>>718184639
good one

>>718186266
The memories

>>718187190
This

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All bow before Princess Calla from Disney's Gummi Bears. [spoiler]I am old.[/spoiler]

>>718189310
>>718189653
Raven had a better body. She was thicc fir a teen.

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>>718188675
Not even Michelangelo could ignore dem titties.

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Suprised that no one posted this yet

>>718179820
GTFO you fucking 4 year old

>>718190512
Somebody already did faggot

>>718190654
Dude Avatar aired in like 2011

I don't remember my first boner. I do remember the first video i ever masturbated to.
which is:
http://www.tube8.com/teen/karina-oreilley-squirting-4/487161/

>>718190760
Lmao it was. Whatever stfu nigger

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>>718181903
Not really sure about getting an actual boner, but I remember feeling "something" and wanting to do "something" to her.

>>718186702
Yeah, I'd rail any of these nasty crackhookers even today.

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>>718184013

>>718185609
all of the female children who watched that show

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>>718189568
Also with you on that. First while I was so into Amy. Then shifted to Lita. Fucking hot.

Also ended up with my first girlfriend a lot because she reminded me of her, no shame.

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>>718187972
>mfw i used to look up jailbaitallery and some site called teenytinies or someshit as a youngster thinking it was totally fine since we were the same age/they looked young as fuak

>>718191162
I'm pretty sure some of the little lezzies got moist.

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>>718184546
>>718191053
Oh hell yeah remember wanting to do something to her too

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This girl is the earliest TVcrush I remember.

>>718190826
It was way before that man. it was like 2005

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>saw it while visiting grandparents
>swiped it when we left to go back home
>had a tv/vcr combo in bedroom
>watched the everlivingfuck out of it

>>718184290
I was like 6 or 7 when I found it and now I think my sex drive is super fucked up bc Ive been jackin it since I was 7

>>718191230
Same
I remember looking up some babysitters site, cause they all looked so young....can't really find that site now.

>>718191317
Why is it photoshopped to make her look look a giantess?

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Boner and jerk

>>718185509
My name's Alex so I was always into her the most

>>718185311
so little good porn*

>>718185509
My name's Alex so I was always into her the most

>>718185311
so little good porn*
most of it is absolute garbage

>>718191370
for some reason reminds me of the guy from hungergames, like the actor

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Atomic Betty saw it searched porn did not regret

https://youtu.be/o-VPC2nBj7E?list=UUzNpr2RmqTu_YbC45wVjKMw

comment rate subscribe

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Watching True Lies, while my mom was in the room

>>718191591
That's Marylou Retton. She was not in the Hunger Games.

>>718179820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcWPy6XhZEw

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>>718184290
Oh yeah I know how that feels; literally the best moment of puberty.
Pic related is the one I stole from the stash and hid under my bed.
He had so many playboys and hustlers that I called the stacks the three pillars of porn. He had them all out in the open on top of his and my mom's dresser.

>>718191610
>dutty

>>718184185
> first boner
>gta San Andreas
Underage b&

>>718191639
sucks how it always happens when you're with a family member.

>>718185509
>white people: the show

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Best

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>Amanda Bynes
She did not take adulthood very well.

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>>718191610
>>718179820
>>718185509

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>>718189831
Good one.

But her nemesis got me going much much more.

>>718184290
My kids can find my collection of 300+ tomboy doujins.

>>718179820
The girl from spirited away. Surely I'm not the only one

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not the first but fuark she was a looker when zoey 101 was on
>>718192049
this also

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Get on my level

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>>718179820
im gay

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>>718184438
Honestly this

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>>718191801
Hell yeah
Her and all the pussycats!

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>>718191946
Disagree, though world have agreed before the second movie came out in 2000

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>>718191639

Had a similar experience. My dad wanted to show off the new surround sound system to my grandfather. This seen came on, grandfather, I kid you not goes into cardiac arrest. Didn't die, but totally ruined this seen for me.

Also... Kelly Kapowski.

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>>718184057
>>718183940
>>718184438>>718184546
>>718185040
>>718188675
>>718189552
Not exactly sure, but could have been any of these. Picture related too

>>718179820
First Boner? Hm... remember watching National Lampoon Christmas Vacation for the first time with family and this scene came on. Pretty sure this was my first boner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEsr_DALe9A

>>718192292
More of a Wilma man myself

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Am I really the only one?

>>718183851
Kim possible was released in 2002?

>>718183842
My nigga

>>718183775
Google:
>Show: Kim Possible
>Season number: 1
>Episode number: 1
>Air date: June 7, 2002

So, there's a possibility you're 20. Though, I have to agree with you. Kim was prob my first boner or Gwen from Ben 10.

Mine happened when I was playing with a female Lego. I was laying on my stomach and I remember feeling good for some reason. I would try to recreate the scenario, not realizing it was because of the way I was laying and not what I was doing with the Legos.

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Was always more into gaming than television/movies

>>718186809

hey, you explained it all!

>>718192049

all the other main girls (except Amy) were hotter than Kim.

i was always puzzled by that.

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>>718179820
pls

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>>718193077
When it comes to games, I remember playing Azure Dreams and checking out all the girls in the swim suits at the pool.

>>718190183
>DDoSS
>SS
Sieg Heil

>>718188658
Oh teen Topanga

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>>718179820

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WAIT I REMEMBERED

This show came on after Batman and it gave me funny feelings in my downstairs

>>718191998
They never do anon. They never do....

>>718192594
>seen

>>718192159
Oh yes!

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>>718193400
That's actually a pretty good point I never thought about before.

Even Bonnie, the total cunt you were supposed to hate, was somehow hotter than Kim.

Or maybe I had just developed a thing for bad girls. I don't really know.

>>718184438
>>718185153
>>718193892
There were so many times when I wanted Rita to use her magic wand to make her grow.

>>718183876
How has nobody fucking responded to this? I remember watching this before going to school in the mornings. You helped shape my childhood mayne!!

>>718193497
Not going to even sugar coat it. That game looks hella gay.

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Not sure about boners, but when i was like 8 or so I figured out how to masturbate while thinkint about kari byron. She didn't age well, unfortunately.

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>>718193669
Nice hue mate
For my was this

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I don't suppose anyone will know who she is.
She aged like milk though.

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No one mentions Botan?

I loved this show.

>>718183876
Yeah, and i went to highschool with the pink one. Whats your point?

Can't post from my mobile phone but I had a crush on Officer Rocky lol

>>718191505
lionking is to blame for furryfags

>>718184606
I was jacking off at about 9 or 10, got my first boner waaay before
Not a bad thing to be a Kate bloomer tho

>>718194403
>Cant
More like wont. Lazy cunt.

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dunno why, it just happened

what's a booner?

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This scene right here. Don't even find Uma Thurman hot, just the idea of sex had my young self hard as fuck

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>>718179820

First boner?

The girls that bullied me back in school.

After that, the usual, Totally spies, Kim Possible... who would have guessed, i like femdom.

>>718188617
>implying Mr Bean is not the star of all of our fap fantasies.

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>>718194077
I always thought kim was the hottest.
I imagined kim and her mother having sex.

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In The Mask of Zorro when Catherine Zeta Jones gets her clothes cut off. Hence my love for Hispanic women.

>>718186266
Only reason I watched that show

>>718194847
This

>>718194847
Hispanic? She's Welsh...

>>718194847
She's from Wales though.

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Not first boner but I do remember when I was younger I would fap furiously to this. God I was a faggot.

>>718191230

tfw when I was about 10 I used to intentionally search for "naked 10 year old girls"
tfw never knew why that was wrong until age 13
tfw pretty sure my mother had to talk to police a few times about it

>>718195017
Tomato tomato

>>718194799
>First boner?
>The girls that bullied me back in school.

Kek

>>718191053
study? She was the smart one after all...

>>718194836
Kim's mom was fine as fuck, that's undeniable.

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>>718179820
Brazilian actress Taís Araújo in the soap opera Xica da Silva

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Her. Also im 5 and this is my first boner

>>718191489
Some people are into giantess porn.

>>718195088

Life is hard but it gives you pretty nice sex fantasies. (And pretty nice sex, occassionally)

I could greentext so much bullshit right now...

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The Fook Me and Fook Yu scene from Austin Powers. Mom caught me replaying that scene over and over in my room.

>>718186702
Help me out here. What show was this?

>>718194150

Yep, fucking Atlantis made me diamonds and I didn't know why.

>to this day I still have a thing for darker girls with white/silver hair

>>718194836
Euro plugs, shit takes place in the US.

>>718187614
this, 8 years old...

>>718186283
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, such a babe

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May have not been my first but the first one I remember at least. I was in the living room watching tv with my mom and she liked Desperate Housewives. I remember going to restroom to see what was wrong.

>>718188152
what was her name? moonrune?

>>718184290
I found my stepfathers porn while looking for christmas presents when I was 11.

>>718184290
It was like finding the holy grail. Shit just made so much sense after finding his stack of club magazines. I miss my dad.