we need a green text or story thread about what happend when

>>718161649
>hey do you need a ride home
>yeah that'd be cool
>take her home
>walk her to door
>tell her to get some rest

>>718161649
>I saw her in the bushes
>I went and found her friends
>I took them and her home and asked if any of them wanted to come back to the party
>They said no and stayed with their friend
>She called me back two days later
>I got a date and a kiss
>neverchargedwithrape.jpg
>I went on a few more with her and even got a BJ
>itwasagoodday

>>718161649
>Be me
>collecting eggplants in park at night as every good citizen
>accidently trip over slut
>grab her by the pussy and start pullig towards my bicycle
>Strap a dildo to seating place
>Stuff slut's assgole with egplants for easy transport
>Placce Slut on dildo and ride her home
>get eggplants back and leave her in the closed
>pic related

>>718161649
Anyone got the other pic with the bottle in her pussy?

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>>718163002

Sharpie. So your an oklahoma fag?

>>718163216
what?

>>718163309
huh?

>>718163309
Meh there is a court case going on involving her and a bunch of other girls here in Oklahoma. You can find most of the set with all the girls on motherless

>>718163544
link?
Who is her?

>>718163309
Dude was hosting parties at his place and giving young girls Xanax while they were drinking.

>>718161649
>girl was past out drunk in a bedroom
>sit next to her and stare at her for a bit
>begin to get boner
>girl wakes up
>"how long have you been here?"
>say that i was there for a while to make sure nobody tries to do anything to her
>gives me her number and says how good a guy I am
>kek

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>>718163613
Not that new. Her first name is nicey, her with different hair

>>718163910
nice

>>718163976
OR just look up drugged emo slut on the website without mothers it won't take long.

>>718161792
Did you tell her to eat all the eggs, as well?

i fucked my lesbian friend while she was semi-drunk at a party once, but she wasnt like passed out or anything. but she wouldn't have let me do that if she could have helped it. kek

>>718164679
win

>>718163170
God bless you, kind anon.

>>718161944
If a girl even ends up like this in the first place it's probably better to just have nothing to do with them at all.

Cook her some eggs obviously....

>>718161649
>be me
>be at college party
>have drink in hand
>see drunk girl
>passed out
>no one around
>let her be, found my gf
>left to go get pizza
Not sure what kind of fantasy world you live in, but most people just ignore passed out drunks.

>>718165182
OR draw shit on them, that's always good too.

>>718165343
Yeah,like dicks and shit

>Be me
>at house party
>17yo
>drinking and smoking weed
>soedgy.jpg
>party starts winding down around 2am
>friend asks if I'm staying the night
>ythefucknot.png
>head up to spare room
>7/10 girl passed out on bed
>completely naked aside from bra which is only half on
>too high/drunk to give a fuck and lay down under blankets and pass out
>wake up to girl rubbing crotch
>her eyes still closed
>starts undoing pants and then jerking me off
>dafuq?
>get hard despite still being drunk
>girl climbs on top of me and fucks me for good thirty minutes
>eyes still closed though moaning
>both finish nearly at the same time
>girl falls off me and goes limp like she's asleep

Apparently she has sexsomnia or some shit. Fuck just about anyone (heard about her doing it with a chick at one point) that lays next to her when she's drinking.

on two occasions i've come across totally passed out drunk girls. but i don't need to rape someone to get laid lol.

better than any dating site! a lot of hornyy sluts of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718165543
hell ya

>>718165543
>Sexomnia
Kek that's gold I gotta remember to use that

>>718165759
I would assume it's not too get laid but more a a subtle need for control. Or maybe I'm reading to mutch into it and a nuts a nut.

>>718165934
>implying not actual sleep disorder

>>718166113
Implying were not just animals programed to reproduce, and it's a disorder.

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>>718166522
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex

>>718166522
>not green texting that i implied something i clearly didn't
>implying girls would sleep with me while awake

the fuck is wrong with you anon?

This was last year

>be me, 17 at the time
>at my friend Katherine's New Years Eve party
>get to the party at like 9:30
>only take three shots because I know I have to drive home later
>fucking sucks
>party's alright, everyone's having fun
>walk out to the back yard and see a few girls gathered around
>there's one girl in the center laying on the ground
>she's passed out drunk as fuck
>she's a freshman, 14, weighs no more than 115 lb
>dumb bitch did like 15 shots
>she's laying in her own puke
>like an hour later I'm the only sober one at the party
>someone runs into the house screaming that we need to take the chick to the hospital
>fuck.jpg
>Katherine's brother Tyler looks at me
Maybe I should mention that I live in Hawaii. I'm from Maui. There's only one hospital, and it was a solid hour and a half away

>lmao nope not driving her
>Tyler keeps screaming like a bitch
>fuck fine I'll take her to Doctor's On Call which is like 10 minutes away
>he's cool with it
>I stand on the counter
>"WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS IS FRIENDS WITH STEISHA?"
>some freshman I don't even know raises her hand
>I point at her "you're coming with me"
>I pick up the drunk chick, who I learned is named Steisha
>take my shirt off because I don't want her bile on me
>carry her out to my truck and put her in with her friend
>tell Tyler I'll be back in 30
>we get to Doctors On Call
>they're closed
>oops, looks like drunk bitch is gonna die
>put drunk bitch in the bed of my truck, drive back to the party with her friend
>tell Tyler, leave her in the bed of my truck
>Tyler flips dick
>oh duck.gif
>Tyler carries her into his house, puts her in a bed
>party carries on, everyone gets fucked up

Someone ended up calling Steisha's mom, and her mom drove down to the party to pick her up. Her mom lived a solid two hours away.

>in high school at a party
>run into one of the 'good girls' who I know
>surprise reaction.gif
>she was obviously way far gone
>knew where she lives because she road the same bus
>take her home
>her dad was ready to kill me
>whatever and left
>she doesn't remember anything but apparently managed to explain what happened
>her dad shows up at my house 2 days later. Apologizes, gives me some weed and later a summer job at his auto repair shop
Friends with the fam for years until I moved away and lost touch. Wouldn't change a thing about that night.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny milfs of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718166916
>oops, looks like drunk bitch is gonna die
>put drunk bitch in the bed of my truck, drive back to the party with her friend
>tell Tyler, leave her in the bed of my truck
>Tyler flips dick
>oh duck.gif

Fuck that made me lol

>>718166916

That is shit copypasta and not NZ related.

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>>718166113
>>718166522
>>718166879

>>718167078
Who said this was a NZ thread?

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>>718167015
You're a bro

better than any dating site! a lot of horny whores of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718167197
>implying too much implicationing
>now implication thread

>>718167397
>implying implicationing is a word

>>718167619
>implying i give a fuck

>>718167078
the fuck u mean its not nz related. hawaians are pretty much maoris anyway

>>718167397
>>718167619
>>718167662
You guys are all faggots.
Shut up and post related greentext/pics

>>718167739
>calls us faggots
>is on /b/

Fucking faggot

>Tells us to post related greentext or pics
>doesn't do either

kys hypocrite

>>718167739
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>718167739
>Implying you're not

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> be 2010
> be 25, sis S be 23
> party at trashy house, but good music, weed and molly
> bump, grind, sweat, touch, kiss, it's basically a dance orgy
> notice buddy leading S to room, good for them
> 10 mins later he comes back out, motions me over
> "S is inside, go in there and don't say a fucking word, i'll make sure you won't get disturbed"
> get shoved inside, door slams shut
> S is naked and blindfolded, kneeling on a dirty matress, wrists tied to ankles with duct tape
> "i want to get fucked, now"
> instantboner.jpg, pull out, place on waiting lips
> want proof of that, grab shitty cell phone, take quick photo
> she rolls pretty hard, begs me to stop teasing and fuck her already
> push her over, keep fucking her eager mouth for a bit
> grab cell, this is it
> move between her legs, slip right in, im going to hell
> slowly pump in and out, tight, wet, warm, feelsogood, wont last long like this
> flip her over, dat ass, need another photo
> get rough, pull hair, smack ass, she gets off on it
> my hand is around her throat as i finish inside her, grunting like an animal
>
> it's slowly sinking in now, i just fucked my sister, holy shit, im so fucked, we are fucked, fuck
> quickly grab my shit, get dressed, pound against the locked door
> buddy opens, grins, enters room and closes the door
> party still going, nobody seems to have missed me, can i get away with this?
> turn around, sock on the door knob, im getting away with this
> years later sis still doesnt know

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>>718167967

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>>718167993

>>718167958
>implying he is

>>718167967
>same pasta
>same images
>not even ITT
why?

>>718168851
prof

>>718168164
>Implying I'M not assuming that

>>718161649

>Small private college
>graduation party at someone's uncle's bar
>hot math major friend is plastered and got left behind
>I drove cause not drinking
>whole way back to her place she's talking about moving back home
>from opposite side of country
>get her into her apartment
>invites me in
>somehow talk turns to sex toys
>she sells them
>talk turns to her vagina
>says it's so tight she had to go to doctor
>has incremental insertibles to help stretch
>"yaou ssssshuld fuckt me, anun. I mvnggga back hoom."
>takingadvantage.webm
>"You should drink some water and get some rest before the move tomorrow"
>"cumon anon. snoow wan will havt know. ist our last shance."
>I politely refuse.
>"what? do you know how tight I am? noone has ever said no."
>gotta go gotta go gotta go right now
>"Don't leave me hanging! you'll never get chance . might regret"
>offer to help move next day or get coffee
>next day is besides herself with "how much of a gentleman I was"
>thanks me repeatedly
>tells other math hottie story
>she'll soon be my gf

The drunk chick actually brought that same story up to others on a number of occasions over the next 2 years. I was always a little embarrassed, but it made me look good I guess.

>>718168173
>implying we care

>>718164379
i wish people knew what ur going on about but here here to those who do

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>>718167936

>>718169738
We get it well greentexted to the white night... impressive

Not really a party stranger, but my girlfriend got blackout drunk once and emptied my balls in her ass. Does that count?

>>718169834
Oh so that's funny to you? Is that it you fucking pathetic faggot? Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.

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>>718170430

>at a house party with other student anons
>See chick who works at our university wrecked drunk
>She is making out with a student on sofa with another one fingering her
>They take her upstairs
>Anon comes back downstairs and asks if we want to fuck her
>Hell yes
>Go upstairs
>Fuck her
>Three anons make her airtight
>A few weeks later she was no longer working at the university

>>718170753
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.

>>718163170
I just saw this girl some seconds ago while lurking the encyclopedia dramatica.

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>>718171260
how many pastas do you have mate

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It's much more fun when they're awake tho

>>718169853
>white night

>>718172591
Fuck you and culture i fucking hate how thing are turning in this thread. I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself. I fucking hate how the world is and i hate fucking you. I did the war, i was a marin, i was a lawyer, i did everything a man can do, who are you to talk to me like that ? Do you really think cookie are so simple to cook ? NO ! because you need sugar. So next time you want to play like a man, take a little bit more of oxygen in your poket because i on't play pokemon go everyday as you do, i never do ! I was stalking b/ before you, you were shiting your pant as a kid would do when i started doing man's stuff as fucking, smoking, being a thugs. I hate you because you are a bitch who think the world is turning around yourself.

>>718173164
I came.

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>>718172985
I have been constantly drunk longer then you have been on trap boards boy.

>>718169440
fag. poor girl was horny and wanted a root.

>>718164379
kek

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>>718167936
>>718170430
>>718171260
>>718173164

Try harder, little boy.

>>718161649

>go to bar
>have like 2 drinks
>lady friend of mine that I'd been flirting with and kissing occasionally but nothing serious is there (she was recently out of a relationship with a friend of mine so I didn't want to press it too much)
>she's fucking hammered already and it's only 10:30pm
>her friend asks if I'm okay to drive because she's not but she's way too wasted to be out
>I offer to drive her home
>I drive
>get pulled over by police
>explain situation, he lets me go because he knows I was just trying to help out a friend but warns me not to do this again (having 2 beers before driving)
>finally get to her house
>she makes me come inside with her
>down to her bed
>she wants to make out
>I'm okay with that
>she keeps pushing it further, she's naked now
>I say she's too drunk to make that decision
>she says for me to make it for her
>she says she wants me to stay with her
>I get in bed with her but I still have my pants on
>I go to take them off to be more comfortable at least
>she reaches down and feels
>she gasps "y-you took them off!"
>I ask if she wants me to put them back on
>she says yes,
>put my pants back on, think she's passed out, I'm about to go
>I get up
>"staaaaaaaaay with meeeeeeeee" and she grabs my pants again
>end up spending the night with her while she's passed out, still in my clothes
>when she wakes up she's panicing because she thought we had sex
>I tell her that no, I didn't want to take advantage of her, and she even made me keep my pants on
>she thanks me for being a gentleman and says I should come by on her next day off to "hang out"
>couple days later she fucks my brains out, she just wanted to be sober to do it.

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>>718167936

>>718169440
noooo made ya look like a cuck...enjoy looking "good" next to the other, ALSO good guys that ARENT afraid of pussy n can pick up clearly dropped hints of her wanting some dick

>>718164379
>you don't have to tell me what happened
>but you have to eat this