When you outgrow atheism, will you apologize to your parents

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Why???

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God is real but he hates the Jews and will only let you enter heaven if you aren't a virgin. Any homosexual actions from your earthly life will be rewarded in heaven, and if you make enough money he'll let you buy a planet of your own. I know it's true because I wrote a book inspired by the real god and he told me it's true and the book agrees that I am right too

>>718156550
Probably not

>>718156911
Unchecked dubs :((((

>>718156550
I didnt. Just stopped being a little eye-rolling fuck all the time.

Baitin' like Satan . . you ain't.

Not many atheists convert to a religion. Once you see through the veil, that's pretty much it. Only desperate drug addicts and others who can't survive without "knowing" something comes afterwards cling to religion after possibly once being atheists. But generally smart people who weren't indoctrinated as children see through the logical fallacies of religion. Btw religion is dictated by geography. Need i go on?...

>>718156550
if that ever happens, yeah sure.

I'm an atheist and trying my best to covert back because I want something when I die

>>718159526
Hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahwhahgahwqhqhhqahha..:::: oh boy.

>>718156550
> When you outgrow atheism

Already did

> will you apologize to your parents for your juvenile "atheist" phase?

No because their Christianity is still fucking stupid. Pantheism for the win

>>718159526
Even if there was a god that would still make no sense at all.

>>718159526
What are you going to "get"?

>>718156550
Sure, when I see them in heaven.

Oh, wait...

>>718156550
You don't outgrow atheism; you outgrow organized religion. If you fall back into religion, it's likely because you hit a rough patch in your life and got desperate. Normal, sane, healthy, happy individuals don't turn to religion; sad, anxious, lost people do.

>>718159526
I heard you can get them virgins bitches,some milk and honey bonus if you buy the new Muhammanator 9000, strap a bomb to your chest and jump the fuck off a roof yelling the the club password into a group of western children.

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>>718160373
Religion is for people who think.
Atheism is for people who feelz.
This is obvious to thinkers.
Feelers are capable of getting it.

>>718161006
Keep thinking that

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>>718159992
>Pantheism
...is another manifestation of God.
He shows Himself to everyone in a way they can accept.
God is a guiding principle. A moral base. Without God, you get Stalin, McVey, and etc.

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>>718161177
You must be very smart.
I'll be feeling that burn for days.

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>>718156550

No one outgrows bullshit.

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The problem with you atheists is that you just don't think.
Whether you even can is open for debate. After all, you're completely dismissing something as false when you have Zero evidence to do so.
No one with a single day of a real education would do that.

>>718161327
Intelligent enough to understand the importance of empirical evidence. I know you're just trolling, but fuck-heads like the persona you're trying to play actually exist. They need to understand how retarded they look to people who weren't brainwashed at an early age.

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>>718161406
This is a perfect example.
She's using a meme instead of thinking.
How does a person like this even get through a normal die without getting hit by a car?

>>718161494
>Zero evidence

What can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

They are lost souls

>>718161494
>believes in a book
>centers religion around book
>says people who don't obey the book can't debate because the don't have the exact same thoughts as you

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>>718161575
>I know you're just trolling,
Another example of judgement with no data.
You've been convinced you're smart with no evidence to back it up.

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>>718161687
>hat can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence
Think about that sentence. Go beyond the feelz you got when hitting Post. Really think about the implication of it.
Then ask:
How would you know about any evidence when you refuse to try?

>>718161687
/thread

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>>718161790
You aren't even trying, princess. Are your feelings hurt?
You made the same mistake your buddies are making:
You BELIEVE. With no evidence.
Do any of you realize how stupid you seem?

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>>718162035
Every thread.
Hey, moron? 'Bait' is something intentionally outrageous.

>>718161181
it's funny because the scientific name for chimpanzee is Pan paniscus.
for any who didn't know.

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>>718162161
Yes, that's how morons always win.
All the atheists starting chanting 'poopyhead'.
>we won!1!
Schools quit teaching how to think. Now they teach what to think. And it really shows.

Dude, seriously, doesn't your god have a better plan for you than 4chan? Maybe you shouldn't worship such a loser that would make you post here over and over. Just sayin',

>>718162563
I'm starting to think you're not actually trolling at this point... That's disheartening.

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Before you even start to talk about God outside of your own head or family, you need to define the term
What or Who is God?
Atheists avoid this most fundamental question. They go to 'the old man in the clouds'. Which is obviously tard-tier.
So now they can say 'no god lols'. No thinking required.

>>718156550
By the infinite grace of Allah and his prophet, Mohammed, peace be upon him, I grew out of my atheist phase two years ago.

>>718156550
No. Ill report your shitty thread, nigger.

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>>718156550

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>>718162728
See the little numbers up there, princess?
Click them.
Magic!1!
And you post shows zero knowledge of what you despise so much.
Have you ever thought of getting facts, THEN deciding? It can be your own One Wierd Trick.

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>>718162808
There is a god.

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>>718162777
>I'm starting to think you're not actually trolling at this point... That's disheartening.
You still aren't thinking, hon.
Push. Ask why. Don't just go to your stock book of answers you've been told to believe.
Always ask why.

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>>718160116
Dubs

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>>718162885
This troll is a good example of both trolling and my earlier point that God shows Himself in a way people can accept.
The Arabs were a small band of goatfuckers in the desert. Today? Yeah.
Maybe they missed their Reformation prophet. Maybe not. Maybe, even, God didn't speak to them at all.
The important point...think for yourself. Don't be limited to what you Believe.
Blind Faith is the hallmark of the religious and atheist alike.

>>718163157
>doesn't check trips

You've already lost

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>>718163534
>doesn't check trips
Because only morons do that.
As an IT guy...I feel so much contempt for you, it hurts.

>>718156550
I'm agnostic,I outgrew fagstianity 4 months ago.
Religion makes you believe in things you never would believe in normally and they are all fairytales for kids.

>>718163595
>>718163666
This is a typical atheist response.
None of them are smart enough to go beyond the
>hurrdurp bait!1!
stage, so this starts.

>>718162563
Are you down with the J man?

>>718163157
Listen, I can wrap this up very quickly for you: when you begin to grasp the overwhelming scope of the universe, and all the massive, and imperceptible, objects within it, you begin to question why the three most common faiths (out of literally thousands) place humanity in the direct center of it all, throwing everything else to the wind. When juxtaposed with basic psychology, the anthropocentric themes of these faiths are enough proof to me to show the myopic presentation of the Abrahamic faiths, rendering it laughably false. Do you have any idea how many insects exist? How complex the inner workings of your everyday plant? How unbelievably long a billion years is, and how incredibly short our place on this specific planet has been in comparison?
The religion don't bother with these questions. They just want to know why they're here, and that's when the stories come in.

>>718163667
Baby can't get trips...

So close little guy. Come back when your argument grows up, fella

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>>718163703
>Religion makes you believe in things you never would believe in normally
Atheism made you stop thinking with your brain, and exclusively use your feelz.
Are you better off for it?
Do the cool kids accept you now?
Have you ever considered that you only listened to what other humans told you instead of finding out for yourself?

>>718156550
no

>>718163666
>>718162777

checked

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>>718156550
Oh wow this thread again and again it's the same bullshit again and again,just like every other thread you made.

>>718162058
this is bad trolling

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>>718163861
>place humanity in the direct center of it all, throwing everything else to the wind
Again, you aren't thinking.
This is easily explained, and I will...but I don't think you'll read it, will you?
>The religion don't bother with these questions
All easily answered.
Ironically, you yourself are not bothering to find out any answers. You take it on Faith that you're right, don't you?

>>718164038
>literally describes religion

bru

>>718162196
obvious troll is too obvious

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>>718164226
Read the last two responses to your statement, princess.

>>718156550

Both of my parents are dead and have been since I was 22. I hardly think they would mind my lack of faith in god.

>>718164246
>This is easily explained
That's the problem, right there. It's that arrogance -- that false sense of infallibility. You are a man, just like the rest of us. You know as little as the rest of us. The only difference between the religious and those who pursue science is that they're readily willing to admit they don't know but are willing to find out.

>>718164278
>>718164295
When a post displays less than 10 IQ points, I'll ignore it from now on.

>>718156550
no the priest fondled my balls while i was telling him my sins when i was about 9 so religion can fuck off

Yes but im only 18 so fuck parents. Hail Satan!

>>718164038
Kek.
I didn't get any priveledges through leaving christianity,I can't say that I left because I'm in a majority muslim country,if I say that I left I won't stop getting bullshit my way,ever.
So yea theres another beautiful aspect of religion.

>>718164246
Shit is reading like babys first troll. Only other atheists will think this is smart debate. Cut the circlejerk shit and get back up there and check those trips.

>>718164246
Really? Religion perfectly described the anatomy of the plant? Which verse?

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>>718164404
>That's the problem, right there. It's that arrogance -- that false sense of infallibility.
That's EXACTLY what you're displaying.
Go look up 'irony'.
>You know as little as the rest of us.
We aren't all equal, princess. Some people refuse to think.
Like you.
You didn't try logic or reason.
>lols lik u do logik!1!
You just attack.
>those who pursue science is that they're readily willing to admit they don't know but are willing to find out.
I use only science in my life.
Have you ever even thought of applying the Scientific Method to this question?
I have.
I can help you, but something tells me you have already decided what to believe. Ironically, with no evidence for it.

>>718156550
>When you outgrow atheism, will you apologize to your parents for your juvenile "atheist" phase?
In order for that to occur, two things would have to happen:

1. They'd have to still be alive
2. I'd have to lose about half my IQ points

Since neither of those is ever going to happen, I'd have to say 'NEVER'.

Also, 'atheism' is Amateur Night. Where it's really at is ANTI-THEISM. We need to actively start teaching people that 'worshipping' dead, false god(s) is not in their best interests, they're just being taken advantage of by the power-seeking few, and that being 100% responsible for your own life is better than relying on the aforementioned dead, false god(s) (e.g., 'random chance').

>>718164587
Hail Santa. Give me more presents