Have you fucked someone famous? Pic related

Riley, go to bed.

Faults was good, by the way.

>>718153025

I know no one is going to believe, but I fuck Natalie Portman sometimes (without her husband knowing). Her body is amazing when she's pregnant.

>>718154303
Your claim does seem somewhat far-fetched, yes, especially in that it lacks particulars.

I fucked Gillian Anderson back in the 90s

She was at a party and all I had to do was tell her I had some coke back in my room

>>718153025
i fucked ur mum, who is a famous whore

>>718153025
I regularly fuck Michelle Obama when old B Dog is out of town. She loves a bit of skinny white boys cock.

>>718154487

What particulars do you wanna know?

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Nicole de Boer sucked my cock once.

>>718154778
I actually fucked your mom too, The world is small eh?

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>>718155064
how tight is she?

>>718155096
yeah, just like ur moms hole before friday

>>718155084
She was a heartthrob of mine.

>>718154669
Did she speak with an American accent or a British one?

>>718154303
So what's the deal with the mole next to her pussy? My sisters friend did her dressing once and said it was pretty strange.

>>718155019
You're into trannies? Eeew.

>>718155224
You faggot, my mom changed name to Bruce three years ago. He's got a dick now.

>>718155401
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!

I fucked Paris Hilton at the Sundance film festival a few years ago

I was her limo driver from the airport to the hotel

>>718155448
well i can only imagine someone wouldnt want to be a mother to an ugly fag like you

>>718153025
I fuck Melania on a regular basis. I give her kraut and goulash, and my commie sausage for dessert. My hands are not tiny btw.

>>718155629
And you fucked her in your limo? Was she that desperate?

>>718155989
hey, i'm not the one that fucked a reverse tranny.

>>718156859
well how would i know, i cant see through the glory hole

I had a threesome with Emma Watson and Katy Perry once.

>>718157186
Well, sucking the strange surgery made dick might have tipped you off. Or do you usually suck "female" dicks through glory holes?

>>718158321
>female dicks
wtf anon

>>718155326
American

Pauly Shore counts as famous?

>>718158780
kek

>>718155064

greentext stories? pics?

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>>718153025
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years back.

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>>718153025

you lie.

if not i'm jelly

better than any dating site!!! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718153025
Who???

I fucked Miranda Cosgrove and Amanda Bynes.

>>718161818
go to bed dan

Kissed Avril and grope her ass but not like a makeout session just small kiss on the lips

>>718153025
I gave Charlie Sheen HIV

this thread
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I've actualy fucked Brandi Love twice, here in Canada
It's really not that unrealistic

I fucked a famous children's television show host's daughter a year ago. She's also sort of internet famous now.

If someone guesses I'll reveal.

>>718155629
This is actually believable

>>718162083
I got HIV from Charlie Sheen. We're eskimo brothers!

all of you talking about fucking an actress IS A WHOLE LIE AND I DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING

>>718153025
Bush?

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>>718157285
me too

>>718162208
How much did it cost??

>>718162517
it's on the Internet, so it is true!

Regina Spektor, right around the turn of 2000

I expect absolutely no one to believe me, but that's ok.

The movie Winter's Bone was filmed close to where I live. I was in an acting workshop and a lot (all) of us auditioned for it. One girl actually got one of the leads. She ended up becoming really good friends with Jennifer Lawrence.

I ended up getting to do some work as an extra. Several of us from class ended up hanging out after shooting at night. Filming was in pretty boring places, so a few times we would just end up drinking and sometimes smoking some weed. Nothing too crazy.

So one night, I'm not exactly sober and am out in the back of a house in the trees taking a piss. Walk back up to the back porch of the house and J Law is smoking a cig by herself. Bum one off her, we just chat for a bit. No one really knew who she was at this point, so it was just like hanging out with a normal person.

End up going inside, go lay on a bed to get my head straight because I was buzzing pretty hard. See someone walk in and close the door, get in bed next to me. Yup, it's Jennifer Lawrence.

We laid there for a few minutes, did typical small talk bullshit. Ended up going in to kiss her, made out for a bit. I didn't fuck her, but I did finger her. Honestly when it happened it wasn't anything crazy, she was in tv but not like she is now.

There you go /b/, my claim to fame.

I fucked a girl who was on Survivor before she was ever on Survivor

Does that count?

>>718153025
I fucked a Philipina actress for money. It was not that great.

>>718162703
Just over 2k brah. Not including flight, dates and the AirBnB i got

>>718162914
had this exact same thing happen to me with a random chick on new years except i got some fuk. came back from pissing out back, bummed a stoge, small talk, went inside, she comes in ~10mins later and lays on the ground right next to me, I offer couch, she says she'll share. finger while spooning, pull down her pants, fuck. Guess its not as cool when its not J.Lo

>>718153312
underrated af
no big guys on this thread

>>718162914
Nice pasta

>>718153025
I've fucked a midget that belongs to the same international organization for midgets as peter dinklage's stunt double.

>>718162620
Holy shit! So did I!! What are the odds!?

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>>718163535
A guy can't even have a fantasy of his own any more! Damn this internet thingie.

>>718155084
Holy shit, is that the glasses chick from Cube? Fuck me dead, I wanted her for a very long time after seeing that.

>>718153025
Wierd that you use that picture, but my brother helped Mary Elizabeth Winstead set up her myspace back in the day.

Fucked Amy Schumer before she got famous

>>718165334
What was your pick-up line?
"Sooooo-ee! Sooooo-ee!"?

>>718157285
Very believable

>>718165616
kek

>>718164591
I was smitten when she was in Beyond Reality.

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so step inside. see the Devil in I.
You realize I'm not your Devil anymore?

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Yes
>stayed at the same hostel in Croatia
>she wasn't famous when I fucked her
>just found out she was internet famous a few months ago
>she doesn't have a penis

>>718165616
What, you mean you believe all these others?!

Emma and Katy really didn't get along very well. Bombshell envy mostly.

The 1983 LA Raiders

>>718162436
Winners

>>718166118
Who?

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>>718165334
probably the only thing id believe in this thread.

no proof needed. she will almost break her pelvis spreading her legs for a guy!!!!!!

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>>718166070
You were a gift. you were a gimp.
But there's always a Goddamned catch.

>>718166233
lol, welcome to 4chan dude. Lurk moar.

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>>718166391
every night, i hope and pray...
my dream lover will cum my way.
a girl to hold me in her arms...
a girl who'll show me all her charms...