Secrets Thread ITT: Tell your secrets. We all have them.

>>718152747

OP's secret: I've started dozens of these secrets threads. This is the last one I start.

>>718152840

OP's secret: I'm not the only who starts them. But you're not getting any of mine any more.

>you're welcome

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

>>718152747

I slept with my professor for an A.

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>>718152747

I like NIckelback

>>718152747
I want her to come back to me just so I can turn her away. I want her to want me again so I can tell her I don't want her anymore. I want her to hurt like she hurt me.

>>718153559

it was my flrst time being in love and I learned a lot. Like, before her, I never once thought about killing myself.

>>718153559
as if you would turn her away if she came back :P

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friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid and just get baked all day. i cheat on him quite a bit with the neighbor because he gives me free weed.

Sometimes I masturbate while my dormmate is alseep 10 feet from me.

>>718152747
I post on >>>/film/

>>718153559
>>718153688
Nobody wants to hear you vague relationship bullshit. Tell us an embarrassing story or stfu.

>>718153757
So? When I was younger I had to share a room with my sister

>>718153882

I asked her if she would love me forever. she said "i seriously doubt it. I don't love you now"

>>718153757

she would thrash your ass if she knew that

In high school I was a trap.

It was... Eventful.

>>718154156
moar

>>718153706
I would love nothing more than to turn her away.

>>718153882
nah

A few weeks ago I helped convince my friend/housemate's gf to dump him. They've been together for a while but she couldnt put up with him anymore, she was going to wait and dump him but I told her to just do it. Anyway I ended up having sex with her just a couple hours later, and we have fucked quite a few times since then. He has no idea, it's probably for the better as he still isnt over her. Part of me feels bad for him but she dumped him for legit reasons so it is mostly his fault they broke up, he had his chance and squandered it. all that "bros before hos" shit is stupid.

>>718153757
you should fap right over him and cum on him for lulz

>>718154156

and you're not now? so it was a .... choice?

I enjoy spanking girls and watching them get spanked.

I'm an 18 year old senior in high school.

I am narcissistic. I can't help but look in the mirror and love myself. I see myself as a God. I don't talk about this to others though.

I present myself as greatly as I can. I wear very nice quality dress shirts and tuck them in. Sometimes I even wear ties. I wear somewhat expensive watches by the standards of people at my school. I wear nice rings and necklaces. (I'm not very wealthy but I present myself like I am). It isn't uncommon for my peers to compliment my attire.

There is one problem however. I don't have a girlfriend. I haven't had one in years (I've had five in my lifetime, but it was never anything serious). I am angered by this. I'm not fat. My face isn't covered with acne. I shave. I have greenish blueish eyes. I have brown hair. I should have women worshipping me. But I constantly am ignored, rejected, or friendzoned.

So, in summary, my secret is that I feel a great deal of anger towards women for not being in love with me.

>>718153732
I don't say this often, but you should seriously consider suicide.

>>718154865
>I see myself as a God.

delusions of grandeur

>get back on your meds

>>718154865
But you already know your problem.

I bought a bunch of supercheap viagra, but not from the 4chin banner ad. The 4chin banner ad inspired me to consider it, but I won't send my credit card to the fucking Ukraine.

>pic related: look down

>>718155073
I mean, what is my problem exactly?

There are multiple people at my school who know about my enormous ego. But how is that a bad thing? Every bit of advice for getting girls always starts with being confident. Girls don't want a shy nervous faggot. They want a man who is sure of himself.

May I also add that I'm not socially autistic or anything. I am not seen as the most social of people, but I have friends. I do alright with women. In fact, I asked a girl for her number earlier this week and we've texted everyday since then. But I honestly feel like I'm going to get friendzoned. I am certainly not ugly. I got nudes from a 8/10 girl a few months ago. But I don't have what I want: a relationship. I'm not a self-entitled faggot or anything, but I can't help but think a guy that is as great as me should have a fucking girlfriend by now.

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>>718153503

I like the Eagles

>>718155646

they understand you have delusions of grandeur.

you won't find that in any dating books

>>718154297
Well, my high school was one of those regional ones, so at first only a half dozen or so people who were in my middle school knew I was actually a guy. Eventually the word got out, obviously, but I got to be "a normal high school girl" for about four months.
The reason I was outed was that there was a senior playing one of those "take as many girls virginity as possible" games, and I was apparently one of the first "girls" he went after. I turned him down a bunch, which pissed him off to no end. Eventually my best friend told one of his friends that I was actually a guy, so he stopped trying (for obvious reasons).
After that I had several misadventures, but nothing as funny, really. I live in a very "progressive" area, so I wasn't bullied or anything, which was nice I suppose.

>>718154833
Yeah. I wanted to be a girl for a while, so I was. Now I want to be a guy again, so I am.

>>718156007
>>>718154833 (You)
>Yeah. I wanted to be a girl for a while, so I was. Now I want to be a guy again, so I am.

so the right wing nuts have it right. it's not biological. you're not born that way. it's a deviancy. a mental illnes

>>718155646
There is a fine line between cocky and confidence. Learn which side u wanna be on. Girls can deal with cocky for a limited time. Over time they will think youre a tool. Being confident is about knowing how goood you are but not showing it off and having to constantly remind people who you are. If u truest are the shit people already know.

>>718156405

yes, right now they are all laughing at you. it's your unearned sense of confidence and inability to engage in critical self assessment that keeps you from seeing it.

>you are basically Sarah Palin anon. she doesn't get it either.

>>718155962
But I'm smart? I'm at a magnet school which has a graduation rate of over 99% (It's usually 100%). It's the most prestigious school in my county. I make good grades, just as I have all my life. Come on, I had a high school reading level in the second grade. I'm certainly above average intelligence. I'm pretty goddamn educated in politics too. I have a great taste in music by most logical people's standards, and I don't bully anyone. I pursue girls, but they never accept my advances. I can't help but feel that I am among the greatest human beings at my age and I should definitely have a girlfriend.

>>718152747
Nice try fbi

>>718156672
>But I'm smart?

You don't know grammar? how fucking smart can you be?

>>718156672
It's because u present you're self as a douche bag. If u have to list to these girls all the reasons why they should choose you, u have already lost! Why is this hard to understand. Your 18 take a girl to the movies and talk about her. Pull your head out of your ass and let her talk about her self and what she likes not about your school or your readling level or your fucking threads. Or your going to go to college and be that guy that no one wants to hang with

>>718156369
I wouldn't call it an "illness", deviancy isn't a "sickness".
Both the liberals and the conservatives are idiots. Gender isn't a "definite" thing, like sex is. Gender is socially constructed; we SAY girls out to wear dresses while guys wear suits, but we don't walk out the womb with that. Society tells us that, and most of us absorb it. I HATE society. I refuse to let it define me. So, I decided to dress and act how I wanted to, not how society wants me to.

>>718156672

see

>>718156540
>inability to engage in critical self assessment t

I tell people that I help as many people as possible, but overall, I fuck something up eventually and hurt them more than I help.I'm actually shit at helping anything.

>>718157042

you proved their point entirely faggot. girls are girls. boys are boys. and only deviants decide otherwise.

>>718156995
This is /b/. I don't speak about myself in this way to girls. I ask them about their lives. I try to make them happy. I can show you screenshots from a girl I was texting TODAY. I tried to move the conversation into telling her that I want to date her, and it's like either she didn't pick up on it or she didn't want a relationship at all. It pissed me off. She should be in love with me, she shouldn't want to be my buddy or anything like that.

>>718157246
Hooray for you, bootlicker! You successfully resisted the allure of FREE THOUGHT!

>>718157383
For one that's what's wrong with your generation. If u kike her pick up the phone and call her. So much gets lost in translation through text message. Call her and convey your feeling. Txting is just words on a screen. No value added.

I'm the guy fucking the melon at the bottom of the screen.

I sucked a guys dick in a hotel while away on business. I met him on craigslist.

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>>718157564

lick my asshole snowflake

>>718157862
Are u m or female

>>718157862

>still not gay

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>>718157995

faggot obviously

>still not gay

>>718157884
>wants the world to fall into his special little categories
>throws a temper tantrum when someone breaks it

Okay snowflake :^)

>>718157995
male

>>718156672
You're definitely way beyond confident, into self-aggrandizingly cocky, while seem completely oblivious to the qualities a person would actually be interested in. Book smarts ain't everything, and if you're at a good school, they're not even unusual there. Being smart is unrelated to being "great", and anyone who thinks they're just great, all around, can't see their own weaknesses, because everyone has some, and you sound like you have plenty.

>>718158289
Why would u get out n craigslist to suck a dude off??? Just get on tinder or something. Craigslist is grimey as fuck.

I mean I'm a dude that Fucks chicks but I still wouldn't meet one off Craigslist.. you prolly have hiv now

>>718158173

have you opened your eyes to what happened on November 8th?

WE took America back and things are gonna change. Your faggot kind isn't welcome. Just when you thought you got ma freedom

>>718152747
I get sexually excited when the person checking the receipts at Sam's Club pores over my cart to make sure I didn't steal anything. I get a thrill from people searching me and my belongings.

>>718158566

why the living fuck would tinder be better than craigslist?

I think you're thinking of grindr faggot

>>718158731

c'mere slut

>>718158566
It was a long time ago. I've tested clean many times since then. Doesn't tinder like use your facebook to verify? Either way I'm married. Waifu might see on phone

>>718159019

told you he was faggot

>>718157862
Same fag posting. I think I have very taboo sexual interests because I had a weird sexual upbringing that I'm blocking out. Apparently my pops has been accused of sexual encounters with a relative when she was in secondary. I learned of this as an adult. I recall my pops wrestling with me, and I wonder if it was more than just wrestling.

>>718159076
How do I know if I'm a fag?
I think I'm bi. or something. I do enjoy a good pussy. But I wasn't put off by that guys dick either.

Im trying my hardest to not be gay and only like girls. Idk why but my brain is thinking about dick on the side and i dont like it

>>718158646
So what? Is Trump going to send me to Meme Auschwitz for dressing like a girl sometimes?
Trump cares more about tax breaks for the bourgeoisie and creating a complacent populace than he cares about "fags". Pence might care a bit more, but really, what the fuck is the Vice President going to do? Can you name one thing Biden ever did? Neither can I.
I suppose some wannabe brownshirts might pop up at some point, but I'm not scared of Nazi LARPers. The fact of the matter is that I am going to continue being a faggot, I am lead a happy and fulfilling life, and I am probably going to get more tail than your sorry ass.
And Trump or no Trump, there is nothing you can do about it.

>>718153732
Yeah you actually should consider killing yourself

>>718159390

see

>>718158122

I'm straight, I've never fapped to guys or anything.

But deep down, I can't help but find Leonardo Dicaprio, Pewdiepie, young Ray Liotta and Christian Bale attractive.

Am I gay?

I think I'm falling for my wife's best friend.

>>718159655
>Ray Liotta
wut

>>718159390

fine. I knew you were a dude who sucks cock, not a femanon.

is that better sweetie? faggot

>>718154865
You're autistic and everyone is nice to you because they can see it but you're too autistic to tell.

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>>718159655
>Pewdiepie attractive.

still not gay

>>718159706
You know, Henry from Goodfellas.

Goodfellas is my favorite movie. In fact, all of these guys are from my favorite movies & media. Leonardo Dicaprio-the departed. Ray Liotta-Goodfellas. Christian Bale-American Psycho. And PewdiePie is probably my favorite youtuber (ever since he stopped being such an overreacting faggot to screamers in video games).

So..... am I gay?

>>718160058

you're not not gay, that's for sure

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>>718160058

why not Buscemi then? if you're gonna go gay over ugly actors.

>>718159656
I can't decide if I should tell her

>>718160270

easy. don't tell her. ever. never ever tell her.

>you're welcome

not that it matters, but tell her what?

>>718159444
clearly you do like it, just just subconsciously

>>718160133
I'm not really sexually attracted to boys. I fap to girls. (Well, I haven't fapped in 2017 yet because not fapping is my new years resolution.) When I did fap though, it was always to girls, particularly to blowjobs, facials, handjobs, and doggystyle porn.

I just find some famous guys handsome/cute.

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>>718160348
>not fapping is my new years resolution

yeah, let us know how that works out for you

>>718159656
I can't decide if I should tell her>>718160329

Can't decide if I should tell my wife's bff that in every way I compare one to the other, and my wife loses every time.

>>718160348
Okay, I take back what I said. I'm totally into girls, but I'm having gay thoughts slowly creep into my mind. I don't know what to do. I'm a trump supporter for gods sake. Am I turning gay????

>>718153732
Actually end your life.

>>718160602
Haha, samefag here.

I guess it's just my mind running wild on me late at night. I'm not gay, haha.

>>718160602
>I'm a trump supporter for gods sake

let me know how that works out for you

or just tell me if you are you poorfag or richfag and I can do the math

My nephews are staying at my place, I let them shower with me and my gf a little while ago. Have done it several times before.

>>718161315

where the literally fuck are you from? this must be some euroshit or something. it is not even in the neighborhood of normal in murica.

Me and my ex broke up about two months ago. It ended pretty ugly, now I can't stop checking her social media. Idk what for, she recently unblocked me on Facebook and I've been considering messaging her. If I do or if I don't then I'm kinda fucked, I wish I never met her tbh. This might seem pretty tame what with all the rapists and incests but fuck I had to admit it at some point, even if it is to a bunch of random anons.

>>718161315
how old are they? Do you ever do anything?

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>>718161467

It's ok Sport. We all go through this the first time we fall in love and get a girl. Get back in the saddle. Atta boy. Now run off and play you scamp.

>>718154865
Elliot Rodger?

>>718161378
USA. not every one is a conservative godfag who thinks nudity is an evil taboo and should be ashamed of it, just like their parents are. They shelter them from reality as much as they can. She is the only girl they've seen naked before irl.

>>718161501
8 & 10. dont molester them or anything

>>718161985
cont.. their parents are fine with me showering with them but they would freak out if they knew gf was also there.

>>718152747
Morning op

>>718161985
>She is the only girl they've seen naked before irl.

no shit sherlock.

good luck with the grand jury, trial and anal rape in prison

>>718161985

if it's all so goddamn normal, then why are you confessing it in a secrets thread? answer me that pedobear.

>>718161778
Hahahahahaha this is the most wholesome response ever. Thanks my guy! I will.

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>>718152840
>: I've started dozens of these secrets threads. This is the last one I start.

this is true, btw

you faggots are going to have to start your own secrets thread or just keep this shit to yourself

>except for the others that start them, but seriously it's mainly me

>you'll all cry when I'm gone

My girlfriends younger brother killed two people both unprovoked.

>>718161985
would you fuck them? would you let your gf fuck them?

>>718162710

caught?

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>>718161985
>8 & 10.

secret is shower with 8 & 10 year old boys

>still not gay

I like imagining two characters i like off of various shows, books, movies and video games in a homoerotic situations

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I fap to pic related but I'm not attracted to cock.

still not gay

>>718162349
>implying children never see the opposite sex before they are 18yo.
they dont have any sisters or such and they've never had the opportunity to see a naked girl before

>>718162409
because i know it's not normal/ok for many people, so it's best to keep it a secret from such people.

Lost my virginity to a guy who offered me weed at 12 y/o

>>718162845
Serving the next 26 years he was like 15/16 when he killed the first victim

>>718163140
>because i know it's not normal/ok

now we're getting somewhere. the first step is to admit you have a problem.

>>718163215
>

gril or faggot?

(who am I kidding? there are no grils on the internet)

>>718162825
i wouldnt, might possibly let gf if they were older, but probably not.

>>718162941
the secret is about boys showering with a girl, not boys with other guys. nothing sexually gay happens.

>>718163304
Well, you're not wrong.

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>>718157042

let me guess which gender you "feel like" with this winter storm rolling in.

>>718163612

You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.

>>718163253
im not the problem, people who think it is wrong are the real problem.

>>718163766
>>>718163253 (You)
>im not the problem, people who think it is wrong are the real problem.

tell the parole board that and see if they let you out early

>>718163837
ok

>>718157042
So you were born with a dick but pretend to be female...got it.

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>>718152747
I pretend to hate sublime so i don't have to listen to it in the car with my friends. I don't actually hate them. I do pretend that I care about what Stevie ray vaughn did for Texas and Austin and whatever bullshit virtuoso drivel I hear or read. In reality I think he fucking sucks. He bores me to tears.

>>718164070

rock and roll hall of fame detected

I fuck my boss wife to get back at him for throwing me under bus during a meeting now her wife is pregnant he thinks it's his, he already has three 3 kids and one that his wife doesn't know about

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>718164381

it's ok, you can always get another landscaping job within 48 hours if you need to. hell, you can get work at the Home Depot parking lot in a pinch

>>718153732
that's pretty fucked. kill yourself.

>>718164381
Damn when you gonna tell him?

>>718164512

I am the Zodiac

>I'm not even kidding

>>718153732
Here is how you should do this. Explain to him what you told us. If he still loves you and wants you around, then continue. If he hates you for it. Kill yourself

>>718164537
When she is 8 months

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>>718164604

Back then you could make a call and know it wouldn't be traced if you hung up in time. It was simple. The fools never had a chance.

Now, I'm behind 7 proxies.

>the fools don't have a chance

>>718161467
been there, dude.
Don't message her tho, bad idea.

>>718165459

the poor fool who has the exit node might get a rude awakening if this gets reported

>>718166137

Bryan didn't grab my gun.

>>718166560

I read later that he thought it might cause trouble. fool.

I think my brother-inlaw wants me to sleep with my sister.

I had sex with my 32 year old sons girlfriend during the holidays. I found out that big dicks run in the family. Also found out that mine is bigger.

Son, if you see this, I'm sorry; but you must know your girlfriend is a slut.

>>718167722

with double dubs like that, you better

i'm on molly and adderall right now

>>718167834

win-win

>>718167916

that seems uneccessary

>>718164604
Why did you do it?

>>718159481
<being this delusional
<being this degenerate
I cant wait til God comes and sends you people to burn in the lake of fire for all eternity

>>718167985
why? im having a lot of fun.

>>718168057

Because I can.

>>718168248

you do understand that molly is MDMA and that the "MA" is meth-amphetamine, right?

>>718168291

and

>>718168470
>>718168470

no one can stop me. no one has stopped me.

When I was 16 i took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend, was just a couple days after her bday. Then we were fuck buddies for a while also

>>718168414
that explains why i feel extra good rn

i sent some oc blowjob pics to a teenage girl when i finally gave up trying to get with her.

she was super disgusted and hated it which turned me on. little square.

>>718168523

almost even old enough to bleed. how was that hairless muffin?

>>718168610

and you do understand that adderal is speed don't you?

>>718168758
yep. im chillin.

>>718168892

so. speed with feelings plus speed.

like I said. that seems rather uneccessary.

waste of an adderal.

>>718169006

just sayin

>>718168892

what do you pay for those addys?

>>718169226
free, i have a good friend with an rx

>>718169006
i like it! all the drugs were free so who cares

>>718169389

did you fuck your friend? I know how molly will do ya

>>718169389

did you know the MD is for 3-4 methylene dioxy?

whoaaaa

>>718169499
i cleaned his apt for him, lol

When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

>>718168702
she already had her 1st period a couple months before. She had some hair but not a lot and she kept it trimmed short, during the summer she always shaved it and got bikini waxes. the 1st time wasnt that great sex wise, was painful for her so had to really gentle. we didnt use a condom, she wanted it to be natural. we usually used a condom everytime after that night. her pussy was awesome, pretty tight and she got really wet. was usually easy to make her cum just from fucking.

odds means jews

>>718152747
I don't know what to do with my life

>>718169897
>and got bikini waxes.

as 11 year olds do

>>718170053

keep working at Burger King and in 7 or 12 years you can become the night manager.

>moving on up

I'm a female supremacist.

>>718170284

I believe you more than anyone I've ever believe on /b.

and you will be the last

>>718170357
Cool.

>>718170279
But I'm a programmer

>>718170279
is that sarcasm?

>>718170481

>profit

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>>718170503

>is that sarcasm?

>>718170573
dk if you are implying they do or they dont, hard to tell on the interwebnet

>>718170573
Big bang theory niggery not allowed on /b/ anon

>>718171118
>>718170971

it's OK, your autism is welcome here anon

where all you aussiefags at?

>>718171266

you got no secrets because australia is one big fucking penal colony where EVERYTHING goes

cheers

>>718171215
awww thanks!

>>718171369

was that sarcasm? it's hard to tell on the internet

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>>718153732
I hope everyone finds out

>>718171553

snitches get stitches

>>718171432
i dk, im not even sure myself

Me and my girlfriend got caught having sex in a public park my three guys.

>>718171792

you have my attention.......

>>718153732
i hope he finds out and divorces you instantly... and you dont get evan a single cent in the divorce and then you and your bastard kid can whore yoselves for crack on the street

>>718154156
nice. tell us more.

>>718153503

doubt it... they're impossible to like.

>>718154538
>A few weeks ago I helped convince my friend/housemate's gf to dump him. They've been together for a while but she couldnt put up with him anymore, she was going to wait and dump him but I told her to just do it. Anyway I ended up having sex with her just a couple hours later, and we have fucked quite a few times since then. He has no idea, it's probably for the better as he still isnt over her. Part of me feels bad for him but she dumped him for legit reasons so it is mostly his fault they broke up, he had his chance and squandered it. all that "bros before hos" shit is stupid.
Hope you are still alive 24 hours from now.

I love torturing my cat (drown him for example)

Kill mouses, frogs... I love it

>>718172160

butthurt tenant of the friendzone detected

>>718172347
no reason i wont be

>>718159655

bisexual just picky

>>718172268

the music is great. if you can ignore the douchebag singing the songs

>>718160254


I'd fuck Steve. Seems like a cool guy.

>>718172461

>picky bisexual

still not gay

>>718172523
no it is shit

you have shit taste

listen to a good band like Alice in Chains or Nine Inch Nails

>>718172554

I peed three times already.

>>718172619

but still bi

>>718172734

I do.

>>718172807

Good, now move on from there. Mastodon, Tool, Radiohead...

I touched my ex in her sleep

>>718172913

I have good taste in music faggot. and I am secure enough in my choices that I admit I like NIckelback's music. faggot.

>>718169803
>Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
>I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
>When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
OP is 56 years old, lived in the south. This girl grew up and recovered from her wounds. Became a good woman, married and had children in her southern community. I feel it was North Carolina or Tennessee. OP, moved to Texas and became a faggot in the BSDM scene in Austin. Owns a store there and never married nor had children.

>>718173007
closeted homophobe

I cheated on my exgirlfriend with my best friend's girlfriend multiple times. They ended up breaking up because he caught her fucking someone else. I barely talk to him anymore. I like to think it's the distance but it's really the guilt.

better than any dating site!!! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://bla.st/l8r3f

>>718172975

you monster. you remind me of those neanderthanl 'alphas' who rape their wives then say "how can you rape your WIFE? you CAN'T rape your WIFE!"

>>718172455
.... oh wait but what dose that have to do with anything anon?

>>718173057
>closeted

implying

>>718172734
>good band(s)
>Alice in Chains
>Nine Inch Nails

Ayy lmao

>>718173113
idk there's just something about it that makes it hotter

>>718173057

no sir. I am a completely out homophobe. faggot.

>>718173300

did you touch her with a cattle prod?

now that would be a confession for /b/

>>718173380
nah just playing with her tits and getting lucky once in awhile where she's knocked out enough I can finger her

>>718173554

and she didn't wake up because.......?

>>718173554
>enough I can finger her
>>718173554

got news for you anon. she didn't sleep through that

I think my brother-inlaw wants me to sleep with my sister

read up about sleep cycles boys

>>718173773

alrighty then

>>718173692

do tell

>>718173692
i read your earlier posts. he doesn't. she doesn't. they're both just coming to you with their problems because they need someone to talk to.

it's only because you're on 4chan that you think this is even a possibility. they would both be nauseated at the idea.

My best friend developed feelings for me and I pushed him away, he messages me saying he "needs me in his life even if it's a little", I'm afraid he's going to kill me if he ever sees me again in person. I haven't told my boyfriend.

>>718173959
About a year ago my sister's husband got into an accident that left him a quadraplegic with minimal brain function. He has his lucid moments but there are times when he's simply incomprehensible. A few months ago my sister came crying to me. Me and her are fairly close so she opened up to me about how she couldn't handle taking care of her husband alone. I offered to help and became his "caretaker" three times a week while she was at work. Eventually I moved to her basement to live in since it was also closer to the University I was attending. So between school and work, I would look over my brother-inlaw every time my sister was gone. However just last month while I was watching a movie with him, he started talking to me about sex. It felt very awkward listening to him. Particularly how they couldn't do it anymore. He couldn't maintain a proper erection and was embarrassed by that. He told me how my sister would stroke him for hours and could barely get him hard. Even when he did get hard he ejaculated almost instantly without self control. I didn't really know what to say so I just nodded my head sympathetically. Eventually we left it as it was. Honestly I felt a bit weirded out by the conversation but I brushed it off as nonsense. However, just this week he's been mentioning his troubles with sex more frequently to me. To top it off, yesterday my sister came to me as well talking about how things were in bed with her husband. Turns out they've been seeing a therapist who deals in this kind of stuff. The therapist had been helping him try to maintain his erection longer but minimal progress was made. This was as good as it was going to get they were told. We talked about this for a bit and she kept mentioning how sexually frustrated she was with him and felt guilty for blaming him. Again I didn't really know what to say so I just told her it would be alright.

Maybe I'm over thinking this but I'm a bit weirded out at what's been happening.

>>718174410
Does your name start with S and his with W?

In university me and some fellow student anons gang fucked a woman who worked there at a house party. Best fuck I had even to this day. She left or was fired from her job a few weeks after it happened. May post her face if interested

>>718174580
Sure go for it

>>718174538
Nah man. Also it's been two years since I've seen friend. He's still can't let go, i wish he would move on, forget about me and shit. He said he reads old conversations. Creeps the fuck out of me, sometimes I wish we had never met.