s/fur Tell us about your odd/sexy sex/masturbation stories! I

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I used a ps4 controlled to get off during the holidays
worked pretty well

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I touch my penzor.
k
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I tired my other hand once. Didn't work.

I shoved about 5 of those half moon ice cubes up my ass one time and jerked it.

Thats Miguel Alvarez. He was a doctor and father of two. He got mistaken for a local cartel member and got tortured and murdered by another cartel group. He had nothing to do with it, it was simply a mistake. Terrible story.

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>>718121623
I can only get off by humping my pillow while laying on my right side.

>>718121516
tell me more

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>>718121667
I put an ice cube up my bum once
did not like it

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>>718121749
the hard part was figuring out how to get the controller to vibrate constantly

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>>718121728
Interesting. I guess.

>>718121818
After about a minute either my large intestine went numb or something cause I couldn't even tell they were in there any more.

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>>718121291
After fapping I have a strange desire to listen to music. But I know that I'm not the only one which is nice.

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I've only had an IRL girlfriend once, and my only really enjoyable hug was the one time she hugged me.
She is also one of the very, very few human girls who I really like.

>>718121906
Any suggestion for how to do it with a classic XBox?

More cows pls, the more the merrier

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>>718121906
>Play CoD
>Stand in middle of map
>get shot repeatedly
Jokes on the other players, they were helping.

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>>718122080

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>>718122038
no clue, ended up going into settings for a game I had

girls are overrated, floof is where it's at

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>>718122038
Hugs are nice. Cuddling sounds nice too.

Tried anal stimulation by letting my dog knot me

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>>718121957
Same. Also during.
Good music makes it much more enjoyable overall.

Time to fap now, thanks anon

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>>718122209
You can't just post something like that with so little detail anon

anyone want to liven this thread up with some fur comics? straight ones of course.

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One time I... did the thing, with the... stuff.

I got nothin'.

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>>718122175
I don't have a dog to be a bitch for though
So I can only hope that I'll end up less than several thousand kilometres from the girl I currently love

>>718121594
Hahahaha

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>>718122656
>runt cowgirl
hnnng

>>718122894
>no wah, what are we going to do on the bed
>no pomf :3
shame

>>718121728
Similar but i hump the floor

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>>718121291
I play a lot of music, so one time I thought it would be a good idea to see how many drumsticks I could fit inside myself.

I couldn't sit right for awhile after that, and one of the drumsticks has a noticeable stain. I still go out and drum with that stick today.

Oh, and I was able to get off once by hooking up my guitar to an amp, playing bassy sixteenth notes, and putting my crotch against the subwoofer.

Music's freakin great.

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Does anyone here have any suggestions for stuff to listen to while meditating?
While the obvious answer is just "calm, relaxing music", some stuff can be strangely effective.
For example, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8GVlwRrXC8 is the most effective song for meditation I've listened to, pity it's so short.

>>718123502
I like most of naylors stuff but whats up with his fixation with rimming.

Also I can't help but feel like this is some interracial thing disguised as fur.

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I found my recently deceased grandfathers' porn and toy stash while cleaning out his place. I sterilized the shit out of the toys and tried them out myself.

>>718121955
what shape was the ice in, like the standard cube shape from a tray, or like the rounded ones from a household ice dispenser?

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>>718123876
It usually is.

Naylor loves to embed social issues in his comics.

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>>718124019
Were they like... all steampunk-y with gears and stuff?

>>718123820
I don't know shit about meditating, but how about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWFpvUlg3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9JUJbpuQMg

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>>718124019
What kind of toys? You kinky fucker :P

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>>718123820
I prefer to meditate in silence

>>718124952
This is beautiful m8.

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>>718124842
they were alright. Was not expecting the far right one, as he lived alone. Then again i did see a 'beauty consultant' contact card on his computer desk.

>>718121291
I'm quite a big fan of butt stuff, so when I'm horny and in the mood for that, I go crazy trying to find things to put in my ass, and these things are always unconventionaly and need to be thick, so for example, when I used a long toilet roll stand, it just didn't really satisfy. And when I'm doing that sort of thing, I also love the idea of people wathing, so quite a few times I've done request threads on /b/ asking them to ask me to pose and do stuff to myself. I had a blast the other night and my thread lasted for hours - had lots of happy customers after I fulfilled all requests and put an umbrella handle (which had a ball on the end so was like an anal bead and then meant I basically had a sort of tail), a roll-on deoderant cap whick then became a sort of butt plug, and finally, a beer bottle. I then came buckets for them. I guess that's my odd/sexy sex/ masturbation tale ;)

>>718126339
What's the one on the far left??

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>>718125528
ur beautiful. Like a summer flower, covered in dew in the moonlight.

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>>718126598
an ona-hole

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>>718127856
found original

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Does anyone know of any comics like this one:

The Queen And The Matriach.

It can be straight or gay, or herm whatever like this one.

I just want ones like it.

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>>718128724

>>718121291
A few years ago I used a vacuum cleaner to get off. Still feel ashamed about that.

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>>718128961
did it hurt?

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>>718128825