Post your biggest regret in one sentence

I was born.

I regret nothing..

I let m ex-girlfriend cuck me with a black man, until she left me for him.

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>>718118105
Letting my dad die

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>>718118346
>cuck

Hurting my ex gf

>>718118105
Telling her no.

Thats Miguel Alvarez. He was a doctor and father of two. He got mistaken for a local cartel member and got tortured and murdered by another cartel group. He had nothing to do with it, it was simply a mistake. Terrible story.

boards.4chan.org/b

>>718118105
Too many concussions.

>>718118105
Trying to suck dick. Really isn't as much fun as you might think if you aren't horny. (Am male)

Checking this thread after you linked me to it

>>718118105

Married a slut.

>>718118105
Never telling my mother that I loved her before she died.

the hospital charges $25,000 to remove a cock-ring

not even kidding

Being too nice with this girl during freshers. She was super hot but was a virgin and we were going to have sex and I was playing in the shallows and tried to put it in deeper past the tip and she kept convulsing back in pain. And I just said its alright we will try another time. Then I didnt speak to her again. I should of just powered through it.

replying to this thread

>>718118105
who needs a whole sentence?
one word: LIFE

Missing out on contracting AIDs when i had the chance.

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Gay marriage.

All I had to do was follow the damn train.

>>718118105
Not admitting i loved her

marrying that person

>>718119034

Hi CJ.

>>718118105
Opening this thread.

>>718118105
shoulda fucked her...

Letting Hiro take over.

>>718118445
Did you sign a DNR too? I did, they said he was not gonna survive or wake up but I gave it some time then ultimately signed it. It felt like literally killing him or executing him. I just didn't want him to suffer. This right here is the only thing I regret though. The what if of maybe he woulda pulled through.

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>>718118661
Nigga you gay

Not telling her how I felt sooner.

didnt killed myself

Being german

dating a crazy bitch

Big girls dont cry.

>>718118105

Wish I'd died back in 2012

>>718122608
Listening to my dad when he told me to leave the hospital and buy some food after not eating for a few days. To this day I think he just didn't want me to see him die.

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>>718118225

That I cheated on my ex girlfriend

>>718118105

peeing in my 14 year old cousins mouth instead of cumming

That I never just sat down and talked with her about my feelings for her, despite the fact we lived 6 hours apart.

my first kiss ever was 4 days ago with another man. was drunk but im straight and still feel like a fag

>>718118105
Being a coward that always played it safe.

>>718118512
Yes, a cuck. It's my fetish and she wasn't the only girlfriend I lost to it.

>>718125431
One sentence faggot.

>>718118346
yikes

Getting into a relationship.

All my time is wasted away being with her. There goes all my career ambitions and hobbies.

not fucking 10/10 chicks when i was 15 16 17 18 19 20.
from 10/10 latinas light skinned and dark skinned, to white women. had em naked on my lap but was too much in my own head and couldnt get hard. so dumb. regret for life.

whatever now 26 and have a hot wife blue eyes double ds most beautiful pussy and asshole of all time. and she loves giving head. so whatevs she makes me cum buckets good enough for me.

>>718126323
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

That I haven't killed myself yet

>>718126323
how do you get the hot ones?

i didn't tag charles

>>718118105
Not staying in school and continuing on to university.

>>718118225

>>718126247
love trumps all things. especially if you are getting your dick sucked man. fuck everything else. society is a joke

Letting my short comings and mistakes gather up and bundle up into a pit of self hate of which I use to project my own hate on others.

>>718126417
was a super partier in highschool in a major city good looking confident and crazy. made out with over 30 somehthing women. brazilian south american puerto rican , black , carribean , american nigress, project bitches, wealthy bitches. etc etc.

be original be confident stand tall, be clever have good game, dnt take shit from anyone

>>718126490
Youre.. Me?

Butt fucking raw a transvestite prostitute

>>718118105
Not saying yes to fucking a girl 4 years older in the woods

Wasting money on luxuries while still living at "home"

>>718126716
Shit... I guess so.

>>718126453
KEK

Letting her back into my life after she treated me like garbage

>>718126490
>>718126716
>>718126845

Samefag

Starting to drink.
My dad is an alcoholic and i've seen him drinking since i can remember.. I'm only 17 and starting to feel like i should do the same
I don't know how to get help

>>718127007
I was going to say the exact same thing bro. Broke up with her for a year for treating me like shit. Didn't want to be alone, so tricked myself into thinking that it wasn't that bad.

>>718127165
You mean you're 18 right?

>>718127007
been there man, shit sucks. But we learn eventually.

>>718127356
I'll turn 18 in a couple of months

Never regret anything you did, because at one point it was exactly what you wanted

>>718127490
Well fuck your problems then and get b&

Fucking other people without condom knowing I have AIDS. Im so sorry for infecting so many people....

>>718127526
lol true

>>718127490
I gave you a way out and you went full retard. Get b&

>>718119034
Kek

Not killing Big Smoke when he refused to shoot Ballas (hands full of food my dick)

jerking off 7 times in 2 hours. shit hurts

Masterbating to dog piss nipple injection porn.

>>718128231
Same anon from below
>>718128392
Jacked off 17 times in one day. 15 times in a two hour period on that day. 7 times in 30 minutes in that period.

>>718118894
one sentence faggot

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I'm 50 years old and I regret virtually every sizable decision I've made in life and when I talk to everyone my age they'll tell you the exact same thing.

>>718118105
Haven't and I never will confess my love for her.

I fucked one of my best friends mum, he is fucking jacked af

>>718128643
You fucking moron. Im 35 and I already know that I cant see the future. Make decision. Let it play out. Ffs

fucking animals and being a general failure

Dumping my first gf after 1 month of relationship

remembering stuff I regret

>>718123521
Well, respect that if its the case.

Its not easy saying "let me be alone to die" to fam, even if you are gonna die and dont give a shit.

At least I would imagine so...

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>>718118749
Why do you regret it?

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>>718125431
Apperently these things happen.

I never went through a gay tryout phase though, am I weird for that?

I dont want to become gay in a midlife crisis when Im 40 either, idc if its homophobic, I want nuthin to do with it!

>>718126784
bingo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoXrFx4ER1o&t=16s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rem1AjxCd84&t=10s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGzLb6ucPFM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6_YIms73mM&t=1s /

Posting in this thread

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>>718126063
Gotta admire cucks, living a dangerous lifestyle.

And when ya find the right one its assuredly so, without doubts.

Almost the ultimate thrill relationship. Bow down all other carnal pleasures.

>>718118105
Naming my son Zardoz

>>718129247
eh I don't think it's that common. Most people know from the start and only a few experiment. I think I'm bi but I don't know. Planning on getting with a dude but I can't even get with a chick fml. I want my first time to be with a chick in the event I'm not bi, y'know?

I should probably have started seeing a therapist earlier

>>718127490
waiting for the ban

Talking to Anonymous instead of real friends

>>718128898
lol was she into you? yd yu do it?

Not switching to Geico

>>718128933
He was terrified, but I like to think he just didn't want to put me through the pain of being there. Didn't deserve to die alone though.

>>718118105
Turning against myself when I was young, sabotaging all the success I could have enjoyed with all the talents I had. Along with hiding just how fucked up I was from my family.

>>718129672
I feel you

Not trying to get laid when I was in school

Apologizing to her for breaking up with her.

Drinking again

>>718129731
Youre in good hands with allstate tho

>>718129672
>>718129878
get out of here then

selling 50 bitcoin for 5000 dollars in 2013...

>>718118105
Not having sex with people who probably would have had sex with me when I was in my 20's.

>>718118661
At least now you can say you tried it.

>>718118749
Does she take it up the butt, and, if so, what's the problem?

>>718118346
I refuse to believe that anyone is that beta

>>718130202
or try the local gay bar

I think we all can agree there are some women we regret not sleeping with when we were younger and in school

Not telling her how much I loved her

>>718129672
1. A good portion of us probably dont have friends (myself included)
2. Half the shit I would want to open up to friends about would either make them afraid or not want to be friends anymore

>>718129955
same. I kept the same 3/10 gf all throughout highschool because I didnt think i could do better. I didn't find out hot girls were attracted to me until my early 20s, and they say how they had crushes on me in highschool. I still get mad at this

Fucking a guy...

refused 2 different threesomes with 2 girls because i was 'in love' with my ex-gf's.

>>718130416
most of the time that doesn't work anyway. They'll just take advantage of you because they know you love them that much and then end up destroying you anyway.

>>718125088
explain

Biggest regret? Going awol from the army because I didnt cook any green beans for my companies christmas potluck at out base.

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>>718130497
Honestly don't know why people even tell other people if they had crushes on them. I would rather not know.

>>718123521
This is incredibly common. People wait until they are alone to die.

>>718130791
exactly

I tried to have a girlfriend

>>718130668
Fucking this. Sad but true.

>>718126469
i'd rather touch myself tbh.
is that wierd?

>>718130483
Give us an example, anon. I'll tell you if I'm repulsed.

>>718130069
I'd probably kill myself

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>>718130877
why is that a regret?

>>718118105

Not fucking that one girl that was so into me in high school, but I didnt do shit because I wanted to fuck another girl.

Becoming my father

>>718131225
wat.

>>718118105
Not pursing a basketball career.

>>718131271
he obviously went back in time and fucked his mom and became his own father

>>718128925
This

Having sex with Amber.

>>718118105
still loving her

>>718118756
Ouch, that's rough. I always fear this will happen- both with my dog (lol) and my parents.

Letting them walk away.

>>718131210 OK so I'm 19 and I've had 2 girlfriends in freshmen year of highschool and thought of it as stupid so nothing ever happened. Well I got the point in my life where I've never felt so alone and I came across this girl I really like and I talked to her for like 3 months just to find out she never really even cared about me.

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Letting my drinking problem get to the point it pushed everyone away from me, including the love of my life, before I finally stopped.

having a small dingus

>>718118105
Loosing touch with my pen friend.

Dave man if you are a /b/tard this is Chris i wanna know how you are doing i hope everything got better

Can i make multiple sentences?
>Hating myself so bad that i bundled up my emotions of self loathe into a ball so big that no other emotion could be expressed, leading to my love for her keeping with me until it was too late.

One day I woke up from my bed
and cried because I was not dead
I looked out to see the view
then took a big shit in my loo.
Pulled undies up and then sat down
and at my PC I did frown
It seemed that someone made a thread
on 4chan with simpsons at the head
It was a post filled with regret
But despite this I could not let
the guy who posted go without insult
so this slander I do exult.
Oh poster you are a basic slag,
Everyone listen up, OP is a fag

>>718131759
Damn dude :( Bitches suck

>>718118105
Losing my temper (didn't hit her or anything, but it was UGLY) with my only meaningful high school gf.

She was always a bit odd, but so was I so I never really thought about it back then. I just thought she and her close friend refered to her as crazy because she was shy, and I'd met a lot of shy people who think they're crazy because they have a lack of references. Now that it's 2017 and I'm more familiar with the word, I realize she was a literal autist/aspie. I lost my shit and called her all sorts of horrible things(sociopath, psycho, cruel) because I thought she said the things she did to fuck with my head and manipulate me. Looking back, I think she just didn't know any better. I think she was just speaking her mind, and I think I abused the fuck out of that trust she put in me. She had useless parents and only 1 friend so I'm sure it was a much bigger deal than I realized back then

Talked to her close friend again about a year ago and it turns out my ex still thinks I'm the one who was the psycho. She thought I was just looking for excuses to end it because all I wanted was to get into her pants and I'd already done that. Instead of telling me I was wrong and that she didn't mean any of it, she clammed up and internalized all of it, making her seem even more like a distant, uncaring sociopath--and giving me more ammo to use against her in the process.

Immediately after me, she went through a slutty phase that just about ruined her. She thought that if people saw her the way I did, she might as well just use people to get what she wanted anyways, since that's all they wanted from her. It started with easy fucks from drunk college bros until she found a guy who really was smart and manipulative enough to outplay her at that game. Knocked her up, left her with the kid after telling her she'd be dead to him if she aborted his kid, and still, almost ten years later, hasn't had anything even close to a healthy relationship.

She was so sweet

>>718132655
>Post your biggest regret in one sentence

>Writes a fucking novel

Read directions, faggot.

Didn't go with the lads to reclaim the holy land :(

>>718132655
lulz

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Being at the wrong place and time while jerking off

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>>718132655

>>718118105

Tried very hard to become a teacher, but didn't realise (until years later) that millenials and younger are stupid, selfish & aggressive; being self-employed is way better and has way less stress attached.

cutting my dick in class to get attention

>>718133306
I feel you bro, problem is I can only get it up when my mum is in the room.

>>718132945
Read the first sentence of my post. I did exactly what OP asked. If he would've said "do not elaborate whatsoever," you might actually have a point.

Ur the one who needs to read gooder, faget

I contextualized my childhood dreams too late.

>>718133306
>this
I once tried to have a wank in English class and everybody saw and I got mocked for the rest of the time I went to school.

>>718133577
Don't worry he's just an edgy faggot.

>>718132655
>smart and manipulative enough to outplay her
>she was a literal autist/aspie

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>>718133599
>mfw I totally got away with it in 5th grade science class
Either that, or I freaked out the girls at my table so badly that they were afraid to say anything
>mfw either way, it's one of my proudest accomplishments

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>>718118744
>>718119188
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>>718125088
>>718125366
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>>718128933
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>>718129500
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>>718133577
>>718133599
>>718133900

checked,

not fucking this or that chick

I regret caring more about someone other than myself

>>718133941
Hot teacher or just felt like a fap?

>>718133480
I'm more of a cousins guy

Being a voyeur for 25 years, hurting people around me, and not having a real love-sex esperience in my whole life.

>>718119667
Coming from the other side, we don't usually get patients to sign dnrs unless we're nearly 100% sure they won't make it. It's a tough decision to make, and I wouldn't wish it on anybody, but the family isn't asked to sign one unless medically we're sure they won't make it, full recovery or otherwise. If that gives you any comfort.


My regret
>being alone

>>718118105
Murder.

>>718131222
Nice trips dude. Have a (you) on the house

>>718118105
not being swallowed

>>718118105
Sending that weird messages to my crush from a fake gmail account, now i always feel like im gonna be discovered

>>718128898
I did that as well:(

>>718118105
The holocaust wasn't niggers and sand niggers.

Not holding the door that one day...

>>718128898
>>718134557
same here

>>718134417
vore?

Being late to get my Pokémon on the first day of being a Pokémon trainer.

>>718134163
Hot teacher who wore thongs and put me at a table with 3 of the cutest girls in class. But I was also like 12 years old, so both.

Not sure if she loved me or hated me, but it was like Boner City up in that bitch

I let her slip away from me, now I have to see her with other guys.

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>>718118105
letting my partner get captured and cook meth for a white supremacist gang.

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>>718134629
U did ur best, buddy ;_; At least u had a big cock

Never using my invisible cloak to sneak into the girls changing room before Quidditch

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first visiting this website 6 years ago

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>>718128563
learn to last longer, fucking christ

Replying to a post loads of times to make my friend think that his threads are popular. :(

>>718134452
I still do that shit for the lulz when I'm drunk. Nothing gets you blocked faster than "I wanted to fuck you so bad when you were 14 lol"

>>718135164
Lurk more u fuckin newfag

>>718134819
I'm in a similar situation.
I'm trying my best but I'm honestly scared it might not work, and if it doesn't I don't think u could bare to see her with someone else.

Broke up with a girl a few days before anal and a week or two before a threesome.

Should've fucked my sister when I had the opportunity.

>>718135323
I visited this website first time 74 years ago when it was still used to shit talk nazis and deliver secret messages.
Both of you can lurk more, faggot.

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When i was eight i slipped my shoes off in class because my feet were hot and sweaty and the smell of my feet was so bad everyone was complaining and one kid puked.
Flash forward to my senior year. Less than a week before graduation. Most people i went to elementary with have moved or whatever. Havent heard anyone mention my geet since that day. Table of chads in front of me are talking about sports or something. Im reading, alone. One of yhem turns around in his seat, "Hey anon, remember in elementary some kid took off their shoes, and chad puked?"
I can feel my face turn red, "Haha, y-yeah. That was messed up."
"That was you, wasnt it?"
Sweet jesus no
"No," i laugh nervously,"I would remember something like that."
I continued denying it knowing it was me, too autistic to do anything else

Starting to cut myself

Going to a friend's chalet for the New Year countdown.

Not having the chance to care for my mother when she got older.

Not investing into bitcoin heavily

being a piece of shit to people who really cared for me

>>718118105

You faggots have shit for regrets. Allow me:

Academia:
>had 3.5 gpa unweighted in HS and blew it and my college fund at SCAD when I coulda gone state/merely invested the fund more wisely. lost all my old friends that went state
>didn't discover a good career path otherwise until 28 but ex put a slew of charges on me that although dismissed tarnished my career

Relationships:
>was with ex for 9 years, lost all my friends, went nowhere but to the shitter as the 10/10 degraded into a 8/10 alcoholic slut who got preggers and now we have a prodigy I'm trying not to fuck up but can't really afford
>was too beta to man up and really try to be with the one I loved, who a few yrs ago tried to get up with me but too late had little one with ex already

Talents:
>am godlike at conceptual design, illustration, graphics, etc
>instead of investing in myself early enough ended up being wagecuck and now barely have any time between work/kid

Fucking:
>passed up on fingerblasting hot emoslut/fucking her in HS
>passed up on a nice 8/10 that really loved me but I thought she was a tad short
>passed up on a 4some with some waitress sluts i worked with b/c LOL relationshit
>passed up on bangin two other waitress slags at another place b/c LOL relationshit
>passed up on fucking a model b/c LOL relationshit

Military
>scored 98 on asvbs w/o trying/studying
>decide na Chair force might not work out
>am now wagecuck and have kid and ex is fucking psycho

>>718136656

Oh forgot a big one
>hot spanish teacher tried to fuck 15 yo me freshman year but was too beta to understand at the time

>>718136656
Shit regrets, alright then

From the looks of your regrets it sounds like you're a fucking loser dude

>>718123521
It was his purpose, because it is harder for them to pass away when you see the face of the loved ones, he protected you even in his last moments op, cheerish his memory

>>718136825

I guess you could say that. The deck is running thin, and not many cards left. That's why I'm here with you fine folk.

>>718136965
Theres a chance that there's a few aces towards the end. Never give up

>>718118105
That the damned rope snapped and I had to live to see these right-wing, sub-intelligent asshats run around like they know what they're doing, voting Trump into office.

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>>718137136

I would have given up.
>I can't though
>my child is too smart and deserving - at 5 speaks as an 9 year old and can read basic books.
>she can draw at 5 what I couldn't until I was 10

Now I have to become something. To show her that it's possible. I still draw things from time to time.

not telling her how i feel

>>718118105
Sucking my brother's dick and telling him I didn't like it

>>718137415
Stay strong dude, I know /b/ is weird most of the time but some good people are on here too.

That drawing is dope btw