non-porn webms

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This needs an explosion in the end.

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>American admiring the knob

"Will it fit?"

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>>718065709
that is fucking awesome

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>>718066033

>that is fucking awesome

Best one:

https://youtu.be/NX9wHZSRTl0?t=2m50s

That nigger trying to chase after him...

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What is happening there?

Source with sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lrSguuk9E

>>718066231
>the patriarchy

>>718067289

I think this is the worst webm I have ever seen.

>>718067289
Absolutely fucking brainless

>>718067289
a baseball needs to hit one of right on the nose

>>718067482
im not sure if im grossed out or turned on

>>718065814
story?

>>718067482
I bet she could lick my ass while sucking on my balls
Would pay ridiculous amounts to have it done to

>>718067362
why the fuck was she using a set of tongs to take the crisps out of the packet?

>>718065814
I KEKd

>>718067439
What? She should be fries?

>>718067482
"You only love me for my tongue" she will say to most of her boyfriends

>>718065947
>triforce tattoo
>not a newfag

>>718066005
Best anti theft mechanism in Murrica, the manual gear.

>>718067819
She just wanted to feel special

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>>718067609
why

>>718068003
WE WUZ KINGS

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>>718067981
disgusting weebery webms

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>>718068032

>>718067289
i'd fuck em

>>718067719
And they say whites cant dance...

>>718067324
this should end with the gator high-fiving the dude throwing fruit/whatever it was

>>718068051
sosad.png
would pet till sleep

>>718068010
kek

>>718067951
would show it reall balls

>>718067921
cute/10

>>718067289
hiveminded cunts

>>718066033
10/10

>>718067439
she had a open gas can in her back seat

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>>718067289
> TFW you realize every last one will breed but there are cancer researchers that won't.

>>718066303
Guy in red is going along with it, doesn't start beating on the dude until he realizes they were being recorded.

>>718067482
got the weirdest boner

>>718067951
nerve gas

>>718067482
Imagine how amazing her blowjobs must be, she could probably wrap that shit all the way around your cock.

>>718068489

Jeebus. DO WANT

>>718066005
anyone claiming that driving a manual is more enjoyable than an automatic, save for a fucking sorts car, is a liar.

>>718068539
>>718068573
wtf is this stuff why would you eat something with that consistency

>>718068401
awesome

>>718068733
were there any charges laid one way or the other?

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>>718067482
i'd pay great money to watch her tongue fuck my gf

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>>718068032
that dude fucking slaps the kid's tit

>>718068733
>here's one for the road

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>>718065814
/b/ is a nigger free zone until further notice!

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>>718068610
You seem agitated, have you considered calming down?

>>718066303
conscentual gay nignog sex till redshirt realized there were witness an cameras. Whipped that ass to save face after the fact.

>>718067640
Agree, so many questions.. were they trying to provoke fatty? But it looked like the black guys were about to fight, was that just accidental. Or was the angry fatty accidental and the guy who tackled her just a good Samaritan.

Fuck, I'll be awake all night.

>>718068733
yeah, you just don't mess with a lorry/bus driver

>>718067289
anybody notice the two fat chick at the left arent snapping selfies?

just the pretty girls are.

>>718068745

Shows that mr. Putin is just a healthy /b/-tard, just like us

>>718067921
would wifu

>>718065814
rollin'

>>718065947
Shin scraper, shoe tosser.

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>>718068610

>anyone claiming that driving a manual is more enjoyable than an automatic, save for a fucking sorts car, is a liar.

How do you determine what other people enjoy?

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>>718068806

löl

>>718067951
>not titling the video Hillary voters on election night

>>718068010
Bizon magazine?...

>>718069098
You are right, I forgot eurofags like getting fucked in the ass.

>>718068610
If you have a pickup and it's automatic you might be a redneck.

>>718069098
who does this weird shit, why would you go down there? fucking 1st world enjoyment is pure shit sometimes, go play some wow or something baldie

>>718068032
>>718068195
holy fuck my sides

great posts

>>718069154
babby is happy/surprised/exited not reduced to a blubbering mess

>>718069098
Story behind this one?

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>>718067289
Now imagine going to a concert and 80/90% of the crowd is doing this and filming the show.


>Just

>>718069278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcP3o8RO_wM

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>>718069198

>>718067289
Reminder that this was taken during some fan picture competition or something going on during whatever halftime breaks you have in boreball

The stadium announcer literally asked them to do this

>>718067439
Russia and their propane powered cars.

>>718065709
it's funny cuz they were all niggers

>>718068610
> the sound of jimmies, suddenly rustled

>>718067362
where do I buy this awesome, hold the ketchup?

>>718069098
so you niggers like not being able to eat or drink or drive hands free when in traffic or going on road trips? fucking liar cunts the lot of you

>>718068386
feelsbadman

>>718069237
fucking dehydration is a bitch

nurse couldnt get a good stick in so she used some saline first and the girl got btfo

happened to me before too

>>718069754
You can do these things in a manual

>>718069754
still worth it over driving a go-kart like a brainless moron.

>>718067439
>Florida

kys. That's Euroretard

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>>718069875

>happened to me before too

Pussy.

>>718067482
>saved

>>718069916
what, with your queer little paddle shifters?

>>718068496
that one hobo really was ready for action.
look at his moves!

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>>718069198

>>718069926
FUUUUUU

the officer didnt change her gloves???????

EWwwwwwwww

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>>718065814
what a creepy creature

>>718068386
That's why eugenics needs to be a thing

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>>718069753
Just make it yourself

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1/3

>>718069989
says the /b/tard posting edgy wbms of Cops being ran over

it will literally happen to everybody in this situation

you have 0 control over it

also, you can taste and smell the solution which is fucking creepy

>>718068733
not all heroes wear capes

>>718069926
>first checking asshole, then pussy
>same glove

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2/3

>>718068539
>>718068573
they remind me of beautiful pussies

>>718069278
Spelunking: the hobby or practice of exploring caves.

>>718069989
Has nothing to do with whether you are a pussy or not. Sometimes your body just reacts to stuff like getting an injection or taking a blood sample and you faint.

>>718067362
who the fuck eats that kind of shit?

>>718068745
What a boss haha. Gives her the thumbs up

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>>718067289
basically every female friend of mine. i am ashamed to be born a woman.

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>>718070325

>>718069492
the white knight faggot always making up excuses no matter what

>>718068652
those look to be something very similar to dutch babies, or german pancakes, only very very thick. Kind of like a souffle. I imagine they're quite tasty

>>718069926
That officer was fired.

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>>718070430
Show us yer feminine penis faggot

>i was born this way
>teehee

>>718070430
you should be
>shame
>shame
>shame

>>718070432
I cant tell if I want to use my mouth or my dick...

>>718068652
Fluffy Japanese pancakes folded over a thousand times

>>718068789
beta cuck

>>718068610
nice job triggering the stick-shift peasants lel

>>718070627
>Japanese pancakes folded over a thousand times

sounds like more gookanese tourist bullshit

>>718070627
you can't fold something 1 000 times IDIOT GET OF MY ~B~

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>>718070718
Glorius Nippon can BAKA

>>718069492
That makes it less funny, don't ruin my rage.

>>718069237
>hey she's passing out
>lets wait until she almost hits the floor to go stabilize her

fucking mongoloids

>>718070308
so this is basically what happens whenever a decent looking white chick tries to make contact with a dude online.
Hi, how are you?
HERE'S MUH DICK!

>>718070781
Wtf

>>718070808
Yea Yea it CAN my FUCKING CLIT!! It is LITERALY imposible to fold ANY KIND OF MATTER 1 000 times!

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>>718070911

>>718070897
she look like in shame

>>718070049
You don't actually have to hold on to the stick continuously. Only when you change the gear. Driving one handed is usually not a problem unless in tricky intersections and stuff like that.

>>718067397
The simpsons.

>>718068652
because i love that consistency

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>>718070781

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>>718071020
>unless in tricky intersections
Have you seen our roads?

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>>718070671
Replying to your own comments. Can't get any more pathetic than that.

>>718069098
There's probably a few feminists somewhere who think it's unfair this man gets payed better than them. And a lot of feminists who think it's fair they do get payed better than this man.

>>718070911
In regards to "folding metal", it isn't folded in a way that resembles folding paper, it's more like the culinary mixing method referred to as "folding" and is used to evenly distribute to materials into each other in a way that prevents clumping and air pockets. "Folding" swords and pastry dough is pretty similar, but there is a limited amount of adjectives and verbs to properly describe what's really happening.
I'd link a vid or infograph, but fuck you, I'm trying to complete my Laura B collection atm.

>>718065947
Too stupid to die. My god that guy is retarded

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>>718070911
actually, it's entirely possible when you're blacksmithing, however... when people say things like the japanese katanas were folded 1000 times, that's abit incorrect. There were commonly 1,000 layers, but they were only actually folded 9 times. Each fold doubles the number of layers previously. That being said, you could continue folding as many times as you like and or have the stamina for if you keep reheating the work.

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>>718071264
You call that tricky?

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>>718071312