/b/ my girlfriend had been insisting to do anal with her for

>>718053727
if you don't do it someone else will bro.

>>718053727
Try watchin fuck loads of anal porn, maybe you can learn to like it?

Maybe youd prefer if she fucked you in the ass fag

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A hole is a hole. Just stick it in. She might realize it hurts and wont do it again, and then you both win

>>718053860
i really don't think she'd cheat just to experiment

>>718053863
i've tried, some anons told me yesterday i should probably just try it at least once but when i think about it i lose my boner

>>718053873
this might not be the worst idea, i don't really want to hurt her though, i've read it can be really painful

She's gonna tell you to put it in slow but seeing how you do not want, jam it in and start pounding. She might even pass out or rip a bit. Meaning she probably won't ask for it again

>>718053727
Anal sex is best sex, don't be a fag

>>718053727
Anal is good, try it and you'll like it. My last gf wasnt a big fan of it the first time but it grew on her and eventually she asked for it.

Just give it a try, it's soo much tighter and warmer. You probably won't want to go back to regular pussy

>>718054074
i can see the benefit of doing it badly but i don't want to risk tearing her or anything

>>718054122
i know alot of people love it, my gf thought i was crazy for not wanting to do it after she asked me so many times.

>>718054218
i'll probably end up trying it atleast once. but i can't say i'm looking forward to it

>>718053727
My wife loves anal.
At first I was a little grossed out but once she starts saying all this crazy shit and touching herself I started to love it with her.
Just make sure she cleans it.
Like really cleans it, dont eat for at least six hours and no poop in the last 4 for her.
Also make sure to use ALOT of lube and don't forget foreplay

>>718053727
fkn do it bro, it's amazing, just wear a condom if you are grossed by it

>>718053727
>lately she stopped asking and we've been having sex less

kek. your girl is getting her guts filled by someone else, possibly her ex.

>>718053727
Dude it's basically the same, not as good IMO but seriously you aint gonna get shit all over you no matter what you've read

That only happens if she's like full on bursting or drunk
Relationships are about making the other person happy, think of it like fulfilling their fantasy or something

>>718053727
i first did it with my slut in the shower; piece of shitt jumped out and from what she told me my cock was what u'd expect it to smell like; but fuck it felt good

Stop fagging around OP and go commando. She stated receive, right?

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>>718053727
OP, try reading this book. It helped my girlfriend and I get into the idea of anal sex and it's honestly helpful. You two can read it together so you both know how to safely do it (preventing damage / keeping yourselfs clean). They sell this book at most porn stores (at least in my area...)

Also, if it's a gross thing for you. Just start off wearing a lubed condom.

>>718054380
yeah she knows all this. she's really really into it. she's even worn plugs during sex before, she knows how to prep etc.

>>718054404
that doesn't fix it in my head though i go soft thinking about it.

>>718054421
she wouldn't cheat on me.

>>718054422
i know it's not that bad if you prep etc but it's just the idea.

>>718054600
yes ? she wants to receive

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>>718054671
>>718054651

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>>718054651
how do you not get off on this sight

>>718054644
thank you anon, though i don't think she needs any help. she has already cleaned herself and wore plugs etc. she tried to convince me mid-sex a few times so she prepared beforehand. but maybe i can read up a bit on it too

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>>718053727
stop being a whiney little bitch.
this chick wants to get ass fucked.
you ass fuck her.
u dont think she would cheat?
if you're not providing the service needed why wouldn't she...
grow up peter pan.

>>718054813
trust me, someone definitely has this view of his girlfriend.

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>>718054872
best view in the world

>>718054813
i can't help it it just doesn't seem hot to me.

>>718054832
>>718054872
she is NOT cheating on me

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>>718054947
not yet

>>718053727
Have you tried explaining to her that you're a big faggot?

>>718054978
she's not, period.

>>718054999
for not wanting to fuck someone up the butt ?

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>>718055041
she's on her period? bruh get in her ass

>>718054421
This. Your girl is getting her culo filled with warm cum from a huge nigger dick. You are such a pussy, you should be the one getting fucked in the ass. Go suck some dick, fucking Homo

>>718053727
You said she wouldn't cheat on you, how many dudes who've been cheated on do you think were telling themselves the exact same thing. Not saying it's gonna happen but if you're not giving her something she wants and she feels like her sex life with you is lacking she'll go elsewhere especially if you guys are still young (in your 20's). I've cheated on girls who didn't want their asses fucked when I was younger cause I wanted girls in their asses, and you know what it was fucking awesome.

How long have you been together OP?

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>>718054947
no guy wants to admit his gf might be cheating.
all we know is she wants a cock in the ass and ur being a pussy refusing to fuck dat stanky shitty ass.
the signs are there for cheating; having sex less.
kek

>>718055091
no, i'm saying she's not cheating, period.not now or later.

>>718055105
>>718055128

no she isn't, she isn't like that. just because you or others have cheated doesn't mean she does.

>>718055180
about a year and a half

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>>718055204
why not

Once you nut in her arse, you'll never want to stop.

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>>718053727
so you have less sex and she stopped asking ? well done OP you got offered anal over and over and now you forced her to get her bowels filled by some other dude.

>>718055204
dude all I'm saying is don't hold out on your lady in bed, is fucking her ass to make her happy really going to be that difficult?

>>718055293
because she wouldn't.

>>718055363
fuck off.

>>718055405
i know alot of guys may think it's stupid but i really don't like the idea, i go soft when i think about it. i'm going to have to try viagra or some shit

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>>718055204
given this guys total deniability of a possibility of his girlfriend, who most likely has free-will couldnt and wouldnt cheat; especially given op has proven himself a mighty faggot indeed and cannot sexually satisfy her.
i have surmised that this man does not actually have a girlfriend and is in fact a fat beta bitch (virgin) who is easily angered by an imaginary girlfriends betrayal.
thats how lowly i think of u.

bet shes cheating on him 69 times already

>>718055457
You don't need Viagra, what you need is nigger dick in your faggot ass. Fucking closet homo

>>718055496
well there's definitely at least 1 fat beta bitch in this thread kek.

>>718055496
or either really stupid.

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>>718055555
>>718055555

>>718055577
how exactly was ur comment kek-worthy?
do u even funny m8?

>>718055496
lol ok buddy.

>>718055555
what ? so i'm gay for going soft when thinking about buttsex ?

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>>718055555

>>718055639
why would i say kek about my own comment. i just couldn't help but kek at the autistic one i replied to

>>718053727

sauce on the pic? who's that?

>>718055647
lol ok buddy.
my statement is more plausible then ur butt-fuck story.

>>718055754
sure it is.

>>718055647
You're not just gay, but fucking gay. I bet you also don't like when she tries to suck your dick. I bet you only fuck her missionary with your eyes closed, while thinking of a huge nigger dick balls deep in your ass. Again, you are a closet homo.

is this just RP because of the "gril" who posted she does anal with her BF's friends because he won't?

are you the same poster behind all of this? it seems like it's all in the same universe

if this is real, just stick toys in her ass while you fuck her pussy

>>718053727

Allow me to make it clear OP. You, my internet amigo, are a fucking beta, through and through. "Waaahhhh my girlfriend wants a dick in her ass and I can't do it cause I'm a pussy." Fail. Fucking fail. Post her number and I'll fly in. Show you what a your weeeee little peen is suppose to do.

>>718053727
boy its easy just do it
after my gf stopped taking the pill because of some bullshit argument i just fucked her 1 year in the ass
anal is dirty but that makes it even hotter

>>718055981
Get in line motherfucker, ima going to fill her brown hole with some really hot cream.

>>718055889
i can't say i've seen the posts of the girl you're talking about. and about the toys she already has done so, she's worn a plug more than a few times during sex but she wants the real thing.

>>718055923
why the hell would i do that ?

>>718056038
in your dreams man.

>>718056104
then take viagra and do it. you'll be able to stay hard. you might even like it. use a ton of lube, that's all.

>>718053727
There was a grill in the secrets threads telling us exactly the same thing

Protip: she's letting your friends fuck her in the ass.

>>718056182
Witnessed. Ask her if your friends fucked her anally post results opie.

>>718053727
Doit fagget! You just have to think of a guy you think is really hot and give her a good rimming.. then take your hot for gay sex cock and rail that ass. Remember this is how gay sex feels!

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>>718053727
yep no doubt she's letting other guys use her tight ass. but why would that upset you OP ? you refused to fuck her ass, you didn't claim it so technically it's not even cheating.

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>>718056182
This!!!
OP is in denial

>>718056104
Ffs take one for the team, the team is your gf, you can't do something that makes her happy?

Also make sure she cleans out here enema, like really fucking clean out that asshole, no spicy foods, not eat for a few hours before, clean that whole asshole out with like 1000 gallons of water and that asshole is now a fuckable analhole where dreams come true.

You might even enjoy it when it doesn't smell like poo. Also make sure you have lube, like seriously first time anal is not gonna work without lube (any anal sex won't without lol). Maybe even get some tasty lube so it makes it extra fresh.

>>718056104
Witnessed that girl. She said she fucks your friends and feels bad about it. Also mentions wearing plugs during sex

You dun goofed opie.

Let her take a shit before. Then get a shower and... **simply do it**.

>>718056104
>>718056182
>>718056231
>>718056279
>>718056305

Oh shit OP. Confront her.
>disgonbegud.jpg

>>718056169
i think i might have to.

>>718056182
>>718056231
>>718056305

there are so many people on here the chances that that was my girlfriend is so tiny, 99% a different girl, if it was even real

>>718056304
i know i'm considering doing it just to make her happy. i appreciate all the info but she really knows all of this stuff. she often pre-prepared so she could ask me to do it mid normal sex

>>718056274
yes it would be cheating idiot.

>>718056412
Then just fucking do it idiot what if you love it and you spend the rest of your days happily every after with loads of buttsex

If you can't satisfy her needs in the bedrooms, I'm sure Jamal is up for it.

Think of it this way OP, You're doing something she wants because you want her to be happy. If you really care about her you would be jumping at the chance to get her rocks off. the situation was reversed with me and my missus, I gradually got her willing to try it now she loves anal.

>>718056412
Are you this much in denial?

She said the EXACT same story, except that she lets your friends fuck her ass behind her back and we berated her and called her a whore all night.

Dead fkn srs OP, I got cucked a few times I'm not fucking kidding

>>718056412
If she is prepared, it means that she is getting her ass filled somewhere else. OP is a closet faggot in denial

>>718056412
OP I was in that thread too. At least ask her.

Sorry bro.

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You said no to anal sex?

>>718056484
i know i know. it just really grosses me out, but i don't want her to stay upset with me so i guess i'll have to. i'll just have to find some viagra or something i think because the idea just doesn't arouse me at all

>>718056473
>>718056572
why are you so insistent that she's cheating ? she only pre-preped not to ruin the moment if i did agree with it.

>>718056520
i genuinly don't think she'd cheat, but if she did, why would she do it with my friends ? why even more than one ? this sounds so made up

>>718056650
The whole dirty secret thread yesterday called him a faggot because of it.

Haha ironic much?

Your gf is lowest of the fucking low op. You bit a .50 cal there.

>Wants to get fucked in the ass.
>slut/10
>just dump her she isnt girlfriend material anyway

Also anal is fucking overrated... probably most people here have only seen it on youporn and think its the best. Shit on dick + possibility of serious STDs.

>>718053727
>>718053727
I hated it too, tried it, now I looooove it

>>718056740
...Fuck J should hVe screencapped it.
I'm telling you. This girl complained for a few posts how she 's really turbed on by anal and how she wishes her boyfriend was into it, but that he's kind of disgusted by it. She said she begged him, with no avail, then started wearing buttplugs during sex, and then complained to a friend of his who proceeded to ream her butthole. After that bf sex dwindled. Now they fuck on the reg. Not sure if it was multiple people but I'm a big enough aspie to correlate this bread with that one so much so it's scary.

Seriously op. Talk to her.

>>718056814
You Sir are also a faggot fuck. I fuck my wife in the ass every time she lets me. It cracks me up when she farts my cum out about an hour later.

>>718056983
that sounds really far fetched. i trust her, and don't really think my friends would screw me over like that. but i guess i could ask, it can't hurt. i'm sure she'll just laugh that i let 4chan convince me to ask something so silly

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>>718056983
Witnessed as well. OP dun goofed.

>>718053727
>it seems so wrong to me it even kinda grosses me out

It's like if you said that about kissing, or blowjobs, or fucking her pussy. If it's how you feel it's how you feel, but can't you step out of your head for a moment and objectively see that your feelings are stupid? Even aside from the fact that you're straining your relationship over something this trivial?

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/b/, I am a man but like sucking dilds and putting dilds in my ass, am I gay? I just bought my first dild, it's 7.5 inches, i used hand lotion for lube for the dild, getting acquainted with the feeling of the dild took a little doing but once i was able to get the dild in my ass holy fuck using a dild is like nothing i've ever experienced. i would like to try with a real penis but i'm not gay. am i gay? for dild

>>718056983
she said it was one friend at first but then he told others and now it was multiple friends of her BF's.

>>718057095
this sounds almost unbelievable.

>>718057095
Went there to admit I suck dick. Called your gf the most depraved shit for hours.

She was really offended by the term 'fucksleeve' if I remember correctly.

Don't worry OP, she'll experiment with some other dude.

>>718057258
Fuck you saw it too? How astronomical would it be for this to be her?
This might be one for the hostory books guys.

>>718057291
it was an accurate term though

>>718053727
OP she's literally being passed around in your circle of friends as a fucksleeve, if irecall correctly none of them used condoms either.

op has gone silent wtf is going on guys

>>718057487
actually all of them used the same condom

it's probably pretty sore by now

>>718057291
>>718057487
that can't be her, she wouldn't pull shit like that. and i can't believe not atleast one of my friends would tell me if this kinda stuff was happening behind my back. you got the wrong girl

Did we just hack the Law of Probability?

>>718056520
>>718056412

I know you can guess these people are samefagging OP.
I'm confident your gf is faithful and that you two should talk about it, maybe if you decide to go through with it, tell her your qualms about it and see if she has any solutions.

>>718057661
Dude she was really fucking shady about it. At least try to read her texts or some shit before you start shit.
If my friends gf gave me nearly daily anal I wouldn't tell him either fuckstick.

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>>718057790

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>>718057706
Not samefag dippo

>>718057661
so be honest about this then. have your friends been coming over more recently ? or maybe she's been going out more ?

>>718055733
destiny from teachmyass

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>>718053727
Too late fag. She's getting dick somewhere else.

>>718057868
I put OP's post and your post in that reply dumbass

>>718053727
let me get this straight (pun semi-intended). Your gf WANTS to do anal, and you're COMPLAINING?! Meanwhile, nearly every guy is barking up that tree with their gf and getting nowhere. ugh, you make me sick.

>>718057949
Fine, whatever. Okay. I made it up because I'm a sociopath. I really want bro to get cucked.

Enjoy anal faggot.

>>718057706
thanks anon, you're right.

>>718057879
i dunno my friends have always been at my place alot. i have the biggest place it's just easier.

>>718057790
if you were a real friend thne yes you would tell it if a friends gf asked you to fuck her.

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>>718053727
>not fucking girls up the shitter
>if prepared and done correctly any girl will cum hard and most likely squirt (personal experience )
The pussy feels better tho just pound her pussy pull out to (edge)
Then fuck her Arse with the fury of a autistic downsydrome who lost his crayons

>>718058110
Well I'm not. I'm an asshole just like your girlfriend you deluded faggot.

Would somebody pease tell this guy? My cringe and rage levels are off the charts. I'm the bad guy here. Fuck. Me.

>>718058110
you got it wrong anon. she didn't ask them to fuck her. one of your best friends just bent her over and used her tightest hole. afterswards he told your other friends how easy she was and now they just use your girlfriend like they would a fleshlight the moment you leave.

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>>718058315
I'm not samefagging I'm trying to rid your life of poison ffs I want to help you

>>718058258
my girlfriend is not an asshole.

>>718058315
that doesn't sound like my gf aor my friends at all. who the hell would do that. and she wouldn't let it happen either, she's not some toy

wear a condom

>>718058447
We were right. He is a faggot.

No wonder all your friends fuck your gf. Fuck you, enjoy that whore, I hope she gives you dick cancer, deluded asshole.

>>718058516
so... his girlfriend ?

>>718058447
>my gf is not an asshole

Hahahahaha hory chet

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>>718053727
Just wear a condom if your worried about bits of shit. But a relationship is a 2 way thing.
You want blow jobs, she likes anal.
Who's complaining here?

>>718058533
how am i an asshole ? and again, they're not doing that.

I have a feeling OP won't be of same mental health tomorrow. If what these fuckers are saying is true... fuck. Is there an archive or some shit? Can somebody pull that thread?

>>718058447
ALL women are whores, and you will understand that once you let yourself understand that.

A female friend (redhead) of my GF let me fuck her ass because she knew I had experience in it (her boyfriend tried just ramming it in dry every time they tried anal, it hurt her like hell and he could never get more than 0.5 inch in).

on the other hand, anal is my fetish no.1 so I know my way around a females asshole, and when she was drunk at my place, she told me in secret how much she wants anal. I took her to another room and spent nearly 1 hour preparing her ass (eating her ass, fingering her ass, applying enough lube to drown a small child, and then fucking her tight ass). She LOVED it although she was drunk, and after that has let me fuck her ass on multiple occasions (maybe 3 or 4 times in 1 year).

The plot twist here is that she didnt go back to her BF after getting fucked in the ass by me... She just wanted ME to fuck her ass and doesnt keep asking her BF to fuck her in the ass anymore.

TL;DR women are sluts

>>718058754
Did you make sure? Please elaborate me the reason why I and multiple others would be fucking WARNING you? We all saw it and the similarities are way too obvious it's scary. Make sure. Fuuuuck. Please.

Have you been in a relationship? Women are vile fucking monsters when they want to be. They pull shit I wouldn't do to my worst enemy for shits and giggles.

Please... make sure. Jesus.

This shit doesnt sound like a prank opie. You said it wont hurt to ask.

>>718058937
i'm sure alot of them are , but definitely not all of them. you sound like those feminists that say all men are pigs.

>>718058955
the reason ? trolling probably. alot of people enjoy it on 4chan. or if you're not and there actually was a girl that posted that in a secrets thread the chances of that being my gf is so very slim. but fine i WILL ask her about it. she'll probably just think i'm insane lol

>>718059155
I'm not trolling. I just know the gut wrenching feeling of somebody fuckimg your woman. It's something I would never want to go through or put someone through again. It might not be her, but the similarities are way too uncanny to be a coincidence. I have nothing to gain from this.

Lowkey check her phone dog

>>718059155
dafuq? you're going to ask her if she's letting your friends fuck her ass because of a thread on 4chan?

no one with an actual girlfriend is this stupid

>>718053963
>i really don't think she'd cheat just to experiment
If you don't satisfy her, she will at the very least, consider cheating. And it'll eat at her until something gives.

>i've tried, some anons told me yesterday i should probably just try it at least once but when i think about it i lose my boner
Try having normal vaginal sex with her until you're too turned on to stop, then stick it right in. Hopefully your body would rather finish the job than have the pain on not cumming.

>this might not be the worst idea, i don't really want to hurt her though, i've read it can be really painful
It can be painful, but she obviously wants the pain. Don't be afraid to hurt her when she's literally asking you to. It'll help your relationship with her.

>>718059358
Anyone who had a gf would ever be this stupid.

>>718059358
i' not going to straight out ask that, genius xD i'll give her phone a look and ask her if she's upset with me or if there's anything on her mind etc.

Lick her ass good first it will bebtasty as f and make her enjoy kok s lot more. Whats up with this derail ffs

on the other hand, OP if she wants anal and you refuse to give it to her, it's only right and natural that you'd ask a friend to satisfy her needs.

You know, as a favor to you, so you don't have to do it, and she doesn't have to go looking for strangers.

If you want to jerk off and cry in the corner while your friend is railing your bitch up the pooper, well, that's your business.

>>718059448
i don't think checking her phone will do much OP as far as i could tell they never ask her to meet or anything, she did say she wanted to avoid them as much as possible, so there's probably no messages between them. they just wait till you leave and then use her like a toy

>>718059545
the fuck ? i'm definitely not doing that. i'd never let a friend fuck my girl.

>>718055733

One of those ghosts from The Matrix Reloaded.

>>718059448
She said it was her deepest darkest secret. She said she feels fucking horrible about it. And here are some quotes I remember.

Called a dirty fucksleeve
>I'm not a fucksleeve, I just can't say no to them
Offered by anon to fuck him and his wife
>I'm not your fucking toy, my pussy is for my bf only
Get called out
>I know it's horrible and I hate myself for it but I just can't say no

OP at least let her peg you

>>718059631
Nobody would. They coaxed her into it. explicitly remember her saying about how she is unable to say no to the guy.

She was probably raped at first but enjoyed it since you depraved her of her fetish and now she can't stop.
As soon as sex slows down something's up 500%

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>>718053868
hahaha, what a faggot.

>>718059722
i don't know what to make of that. i mean, my gf is kind of a sub but she never had trouble being loyal, i've seen guys try to flirt with her and she shot them down immediately.

>>718059802
she doesn't want to peg me, and i don't want that either.

>>718059867
if she was raped why wouldn't she just tell me. i wouldn't be angry at her for that, i don't think a person would put up being treated like that just because of a fetish

>>718060024
Idk man. I've told you all I remember. I wish I had screens. I wish I knew an archive. Believe what you want; at least 10 anons here warned you.

>>718059985
this gif is fucking incredible

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>>718053727
fuck is wrong with you

>>718060122
like i said i'm going to check her phone and ask around a bit but i'm really not too worried

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>>718055555

Im a footfag. If I had a friend's gf give me daily footjobs and worship without vag contact I would keep that shit going... tread cautiously.

>>718059673
kek

>>718053727
just fucker her in the ass b/ro

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>>718053727
I would kill for a girl willing to do anal. Kill yourself, faglord.

>>718060291
i should kill myself for not having the same fetish you have ?

>>718060368
You should kill yourself for taking someone for granted.

>>718060183
i wanted to edit it so it says 'Faggot' at the end but couldn't be bothered.

>>718060368
Sex isn't a fetish, OP. Stick your dick in her hole already you pussy.

>>718060467
anal sex is, it's not exactly the normal form of sex is it ?

>>718060420
i'm not taking her for granted ?

>>718060368
You should kill yourself for being lord of the cucks. Read your OP. Read it twice.

Your girlfriend is being passed around like a bong, and you're here acting like an Omega.

How old are you anyways?

>>718053727
send her over to me. I will speak with her about this issue.
If shes fat or ugly forget what ive said and break up with her.

>>718060504
Its an inch away from normal sex

>>718053727
send her over to me. I will speak with her about this issue.
If shes fat and/or ugly forget what ive said and break up with her.

>>718060504
Yeah you are. Give me your gf, I'll fuck the shit out of her ass for you.

>>718060504
Why do you think she stopped bringing it up, leading to decrease in sex?

>>718053727

I know this will sound harsh but move on. Reverse the situation. If it were you wanting anal but her not giving it up her friends would say stand firm or move on. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do. Don't fall for that "it will make him happy".

Unfortunately, in this day and age differences in sexual preferences, etc. usual lead to some sort of infidelity.

At least you aren't married.

Anyone with a shred of game sees through this like a fucking flip book.

And that seems to be everybody but you and a few desperate NEETS going
>hur dur send her to me I will Boba her arancor for ye

Fucking think.

Is OP trolling or is he a complete fucking moron?

>>718060536
an omega ? lol how many terms are you guys going to make up.

>>718060536
no she isn't, i don't believe for a second that the girl these anons are talking about is my girlfriend. she'd never do something like that, especially not with multiple friends.

>>718060608
i'm not giving my girl to anyone.

>>718060624
she's most likelly just upset, it's happened before that we have less sex for like a week when she'd mad at me

Dude, quit overanalyzing. Fuck that asshole. If not, she will find someone else to fuck it for her

b8

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>>718053963
You go fuck that ass up OP. Fuck it up real good. Surprise her next time you see her. Grab her and ram her.

>>718060787
Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet, i.e. lowest of the fucking low. Runt of the pack.

Fuck, I thought she was the problem last night, now, I kind of feel sorry for her because she's with literalky the dumbest guy I've ever heard.

She may be a whore, but you, my friend, are retarded.

have you ever sticked your finger in her ass?

>TFW the seed of doubt is planted regardless of whether or not this is true.
Good luck opie.

>>718057228
mroe

OP what's your fetish?

>>718053727
what a beta fag. Scared of alan and hes not the 1 whos gonna get their ass penetrated. And now hes got the sex held hostage from him.

>>718060949
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. guess there are gammas then too and you're a delta if you're even less "alpha" stop talking out of your ass

>>718061193
tbf alan is a pretty scary guy.

thanks for an entertaining thread OP

can't wait to see this ruse reposted in 2-3 days

actually I think I'll try "My BF won't let me give him blowjobs, what do?" and see how many replies I get...

>>718061193
I would be scared of Alan too.

>>718061193
>>718061226
anal*

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>>718061193
Alan sex = best sex

>>718055091

https://youtu.be/Rn7rXUEcjWY?list=PLwJGCOTGehISYm7w8u1IEkffe1PRYWl-e

>>718061212
When you cannot comprehend something, your brain tends to interpret it as idiocy. Judging by your post, I deduce this to be the case.

>>718053727
I just think youre a closet homo that afraid to find out how much you love butt sex. Otherwise thers no reason to stright man to be so much against anal sex.

>>718061308
Alan reks V-raptors and T-rexes. Would not fight.

>>718061371
ah i see. when you call people retarded you can only be correct, when i call your stuff dumb there's no other possibility than me being wrong. get over yourself.

>>718055555
Fucking Quints of England, gents

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>>718061193
Babe I wanna try Alan tonight.

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Literally OP.

>>718055555
Quints don't lie. OP is fag

OP's GF confirmed cumbucket
OP confirmed supercuck

ABANDON BREAD

Make sure to tell us we were right once you grow a set and confront the slut.

I'd feelmore sympathy for you OP after all these shitass responses but this is /b/ in 2k17.

Coming from a guy who really wants to do anal with my gf of 3.5 years (she is very, very opposed to it) you'll have to actually talk about it. If you are completely hardline against it, tell her. Though I'll say, if she knows how to prep and clean as you say it'll be a good time. I'd say it's worth indulging her once at least just to try.

Compromise is important here.

And 99% of people in this thread are clueless dickbags so don't worry bout them.

>>718062362
>Says a guy who didn't get anal in nearly 4 years

Yeah, you seem like an expert. Hold his dick while he watches his gang bang his whore.

>>718061664
u look like some1 who would like an Alan. And ud be on the receiving end

>>718062359
confirmed how ? my girl isn't a "cumbucket" for anyone.

>>718062362
yeah you're right and i am willing to give it atleast a go, even if i don't like it it wouldn't be the end of the world to endulge her now and then, i just hope i can stay hard during.

>>718062491

>he watches his gang bang his whore.
ehm... it helps to learn how to write before you make up stories.

>>718054074
Not necessarily. I'm fuck buddies with a painslut and she loves it rough

>>718062682
I'm more literate than you. It's wordplay. Kind of like assplay, nothing you'd know about.

>>718063021
Haha of course.

>>718062491
I didn't even think I was into it til early last year and I'm also not an inconsiderate douchefuck. Hence why I can maintain a thoroughly enjoyable relationship that your broke ass probably couldn't handle.

It's g anyway we've went out and bought toys for me on more than one occasion.

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>>718053727
>>718062583
>>718062862

http://4chan-go.tumblr.com/

/b/ my boyfriend had been insisting that i give him a blowjob for a while but i just couldn't do it for him, i want him to be happy but it seems so wrong to me it even kinda grosses me out. lately he stopped asking and we've been having sex less, so i think he's upset with me. Any tips?

>>718063165
Why project that I'm broke? Lal got under nigger's skin.
Enjoy your toy. I'm sure your friends do.

amazing that no one has demanded to see the supposed GF yet

>>718053727
world is so unfair. my gf never lets me to anally fuck her, even when we are wasted as fuck.

>>718054947
"she is NOT cheating on me" *spreads asshole for OPs best friend*
"my pitbull wouldn't hurt a fly" *tears toddlers face off*

>>718063508
Because slag. When /b/ thinks you're subhuman filth, you must be a real piece of work.

>>718053727
>Ur girl getting ganked in the rear by a hung nigga

U kno?

>>718053727
Get over yourself

>>718063725
she's not spreading anything for my friend. you don't know her.

>>718063754
yeah... she's not

>>718063595
i know, she called me insane for not wanting to do it.

>>718063725
>I love you
>I would never cheat on you
>don't be silly, baby
>I don't like him he's an asshole
>Baby we're just friends
>Besides, we talk about you all the time

Literally everything girls say when they are in fact cheating on you.

Speaking from experience. Anon is a swindled, manipulated door mat.

Nice bread.

>>718053727
Bum that women mate. BUM HER!

>>718053727
dude just put on a strapon harness and double penetrate her.
Tell her you're going to, she will clean herself out and liquid diet for like 2 days ahead of time.

>>718063903
This x100

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>>718053727
>I'm a huge pussy who likes getting rammed in the anus while I read about Jesus!

This is what's wrong with millennials. You SJW faggot, feel good nation homos don't know how to violate a woman and leave her as a pile of mess.

Instead you think about her feelings, and how gross it is. Nigger, if you wanted to be clean then shoving your wiffle bat down another pee hole is probably not on the best way to go about that.

Be a fucking man. Take charge and brutalize that asshole like it's somebody who owes you money but ain't got no job.

>>718053963
You
You
You
You

youre a fucking pussy

holy shit

>>718063987
I think I know this chick.

You're going to be very lonely when you find out you're a faggot but can't do anal

>>718063886
>YAH SHESKLJF ADFA NOT

Sourced from a Nigger Faggot too involved with his own version of reality to know human nature.

Get rekt scrub.

>>718063459
>aggressively baits
>'kek u got baited'

Well shit your life sounds fun

>>718064036
Damn, got anymore pics? or a snapchat?

>>718063987
kek. not liking anal makes you a sjw now ? none of what you said makes sense.

>>718063725
>>718063903
Quoted for truth. Would anyone speak some sense into this gravelbrain?

>>718053727
Was she a gangbang college slut before you dated?
What's have been your wildest sex experience?

>>718063903
OP has never mentioned anything that gives a reason to think this is happening

>inb4 all the fags screaming cuck are either 14 or projecting

>>718064036
Nah I don't socialize with basic bitches and normies.
Or anyone for that matter.

Also social networks are gay bro.

>>718064133
>Not being a man makes you a SJW

But ya know, how them feels taste? Hope they keep you warm at night and balls drained

>>718063903
This anon gets it, OP sounds like a 12 year old retard. He has to be young and guaranteed his GF has absolutely told her friends, who have told their friends, and I can assure you some alpha (or even a medium beta) knows that OP is a pussy and is ready to tear his GF's sweet little pink virgin asshole up.

>>718063987
>another peehole

Virgin detected

ok OP here, i'm leaving thread she's coming home soon and people are completely off topic and are just making up stupid stories.

>>718064214
who are you talking to?

>>718064107
Meant to quote for u sorry bruh

>>718053727
You should talk with your sexual partner. She should respect what you are not comfortable with, and you should respect what she is not comfortable with.
That is what a healthy relationship is about.

>>718064246
>dumb nigger

Nobody cares nignog. Go back to collecting welfare.

>>718064287
Surprise her by bending her over, spitting on her ass and popping it in. Chances are it will hurt her and when she realizes she doesn't enjoy it as much as she thought you'll be off the hook.

>>718063987
Gr8 job figuring out what's obviously wrong with this faggot. He's been posting on /b/ lately saying he felt a piece of poop when he fingered his girlfriend and was so disgusted he stopped the sex they were having.

Don't you think there's a reason why people are conditioned into not actually thinking this through beforehand?

>>718064287
better check her asshole and see if it's gaped at all or smells like cock

>>718064332
all good fam. Still would fist that girl into submission

>>718064364
That's exactly what bff did tho

>>718064401
Wait who? What?

>>718064377
This OP, better give it a few sniffs and licks to make sure.

"mom sniffs my cock"

>>718064372
Oh shit I remember that thread from the other night! Haha.
Jesus Christ OP what's the worst that's gonna happen? So you might get a little stank on your hang-low. Take a shower afterwards faggot.

>>718064287
Good choice. Good luck OP

>>718064372
Because virgins are afraid to use primal desire instead opting out for faggotnation Hillary loving FeelGood vibes during sex

Bros: Sex isn't about sending her flowers and reading cards

Bash that shit like a retard at summer camp playing in mud. Make that bitch hurt when she walks. Destroy that pussy and make her remember that only one man can put the hurt on her guts and that shit is you

Stop being fucking crybabies about shit and just do what men should always do: Take charge and do damage.

>>718053963
Stop being such a pussy holy shit. You don't even have a girlfriend you're just telling stories on the internet and you're still being this much of a bitch. End your life.

>>718064287
>You guys are off topic
>Pushes fedora back and glasses up simultaneously

No OP, you're just a faggot.

>>718064563
He's like a contrafaggot. So anti anal his gf resorts to fucking his friends, yet so disgusted by anuses that he usn't even willing to consider a problem. Did anyone touch your bum when you were little op?
You guys need counselling not anal.

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>>718064696
Probably molested by his catholic priest or something.

I have a sneaking suspicion that OP is a closet fag and his general disgust for anal is because he's trying to come to grips with liking the dong

OP now basically has information overload in his head. Worst case scenario, they fight.

Best case scenario, she in fact is the dirty secret grill.

Op, you magnificent deluded bastard

>>718064832
Well at least now he can come to grips with liking dick.

>>718053727
Anal feels good.
If u dont like that wreck her ass for her first time. The experience will be awful and she will never speak of it again.

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>>718053727
yes, just get a dildo and ream her ass with it while you fuck her, i myself don't like anal as well, frankly its shitty and smells like gay sex

Be a man and fuck her Ass!

>>718065692
You're a pussy!

>>718060787
Search in psychology omega male.
I was a dreamer like you until 13 when I fucking got backstabbed.
Let this faggot sleep and live in his dreams, he deserves shit. Also on might be underaged

>>718063886
OP. Is your name Eli?

>>718066159
TELL US WHY HIS NAME MIGHT BE ELI NOW

>>718053963
You are wrong.

>>718066331
His mental state, mannerisms, and way of saying things are very close to someone I know named Eli who browses. No I'm not fucking his gf but will inquire.

>>718066556
Plus now would be about the time his gf would come over due to a get together later

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>>718066159
I came from front page to find out wtf u mean LOL

>>718066617
Dig up info my good man.>>718066617

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>>718066556
ur not fucking his Gf, who suddenly loses the urge to ask about anal and have sex with him... HMM sure being angry is one thing , but for her to punish herself for your inability to be alpha is pretty far fetched.

i calculate a 98% chance that whoever posted this is fucking the girl of OP

>>718053727
Dude, you should have fucked her up the ass. Now some other guy (guy's, who knows. You pissed her off) is doing it. Trust me. Not even messing with you. But she did find someone to give it to her in the ass. That's why she isn't sleeping with you much anymore. You're a wet rag in the sack.

>>718066734
2% showed up. I'm not but as I said, will be asking him if he posted the thread. If yes, going to drain her swamp
#trump2016

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>>718066905
I love you.

Have a cat.
From australia.

>>718054919
why not post your view then poser?

>>718067024
>from australia
>the cat is not upside down

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>>718065937
no just not gay and don't want my cock covered in shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gwgqaalP-8&sns=fb

pick and link related, my gf , pic her now video when i got her :)

>>718067411
>I'm a faggot

4chan
>we know

Stop denying and just enjoy the d, yo. Stop pretending to be something you're not, and that's a straight male who enjoys women

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>>718053727
Let her wear a strapon and she'll do it to you first.

>>718053727
Be a fucking man and pound that asshole you fucking pussy.

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>>718067541
Ausfag here. All cats are upside-down down under.

>>718056274
>>718055363
white boys got animosity against black guys cause their dicks are bigger than them. these are the guys that are jealous because they dont possess BBC. they dont possess that god gene thats involved in these black men out here. keep getting jealous. keep getting jealous while your wife asks for cuckolds. while your girlfriend asks for cuckolds. and wish that they can get fucked by these african warriors with these huge BBCs that can pipe em down to the point where they can feel each and every last spectacle of their pussy gettin vibrated and thrusted until the orgasm just spews out. keep saying nigger. keep saying black. you cuckolds. you LOVE it. you LOVE this shit. ill be that monkey. ill be that monkey with the BBC. enjoy it. have your woman take this dick. shes imagining a huge black cock. why do you think your women buy huge dildos? because you dont possess the BBC gene! thats why youre upset. no BBC = anger. youre upset. youre mad at these african cocks. these rhino dicks. thats why you guys like saying nigger so much. i get it.

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>>718067962
>keep getting jealous

looooooooool bro... my missues wont even let me watch black dick porn, she rekons they look like giant SHITS , get over yourself your race will be nothing but mud and ash soon. its coming XD

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>>718068190
That cat is on its side. Is it sick? It must be sick.

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>>718055363
/b/ is a nigger free zone until further notice!

I was in this thread last night. Damn, OP, still didn't put your pecker in her butt?

>>718053727
Just wear a rubber if the brown noodles gross you out

>>718061664
>>718061193
>>718061350
anon u killed me

expet revenge

>>718053727
She's a degenerate. You need someone who only wants sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. After getting married of course.

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>>718068949
egg zachary

>>718067411
>Will NOT cheat on me

>looks like textbook sl00t

>>718067411
That's the face of an anally satisfied woman. You're already too late, op