My gf is pregnant how fucked am i

Ask her to abort it?

>>718034348
She's hell bent on having this baby abortion is not an option I'm afraid.

>>718034112
you are immensely fucked

>>718034112
Timestamp and and anon with 2 year old will give advise

>>718034112
ppl have kids all the time.. you should be fine

How fucked are you??
Seems like she's the one who got fucked

>>718034609
>>718034609
Don't have the test with me on hand anon.

>>718034112
Say goodbye to your life normie

>>718034421
Marriage or years of child support.
That'll teach you to wear a rubber.

>>718034421
Falcon puch to stomach, push down stairs or feed her alot if vitamin C 1000mg+/day up to 6000mg

>>718034112
>>718034421
Fuuuuucked. It's probably not even yours, but you'll break your back raising it anyways. Heh. Enjoy your shitty life.

>>718034756
>>718034786
Jesus anon I don't want to kill her. The pussy is grrrreat

>>718034727
Your income and the sanity of the cum dumpster You impregnated determine the severity if your fuckness

>>718034112
Is that you Christian?

babys are the best i have 1 it is 4 months old i am so happy

>>718034112
You are not fucked, enjoy your family,

>>718034867
Vitamin C wont kill her if its under 6000mg/day but will cause a miscarriage

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>>718034756
>>718034786
It's her btw. We have a good relationship ,I'm just not financially ready to give birth to a lad/lass

>>718034112
Abortion. I made 3 girls take the abortion pill when they were 10 weeks. Fuck no im not getting trapped

>>718034421
Are you willing to kill? I'f not her then at least feed her near toxic levels of various poisons (google) to kill the fetus

better then having your life ruined even if she finds out and leaves/hate you

>>718035028
i have the 4 month old and no job use welfare to pick up a ounce and sell weed

Who's got that post where anon tells us how to make that smoothie For pregnant girl to drink and abort without them knowing?

>>718035156
at the absolute VERY least get a dna test

How old are you and what is your average yearly income?

I have one he is 6 months old. He is here crying for food but I have to finish posting first.

>>718035200
just cut the top of a pieapple and plant it when it has regrown to fist size blend it up and put in smoothie it aborts

>>718035356
you ass my baby is snoozing

>>718035028
Nudes?

>>718035255
>>718035295
I'm 26 she's 27 we both make decent money but weren't nearly ready for this

>>718035374
do you know the science behind this? sounds interesting

>>718035028
Get a DNA test ASAP.
Asian whores are notorious for fucking niggers.
You fucked up bad sticking it in that piece of shit.

>>718035431
I can not believe that you believe me.

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>>718035200
I dont have that one but it was a bunch of vitamins infused into water. Pic related also works well

>>718035444
Expect to pay around $30,000 a year or more for that kid all things included. You ready for that, Anon?

Child rearing is pretty fun! You don't have to have money bro just be willing to help and give your little one lots of time and love! You got this dude.

>>718035489
Kek. that would seem to be the case but she's on my dick 24/7 so I can rule the factor of it being someone else's out.

>>718034112
Thanks man! My wife told me today! Don't worry, I won't make you pay child support.

>>718035603
No, I'm afraid not

>>718034112
Should of plowed her in the pooper like good Christians do bud

>>718034112
Depends, is it yours?

>>718035629
Good luck, Anon.

>>718034112
depends on its color when it pops out

>>718035604
Thanks anon that makes me feel better.i just don't want to fuck this up . It's my first time

I've just become a father. It's pretty cool. He's awesome

>>718035608
Keeeeep telling yourself that.

>>718035549
You peice of bitch trash

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>>718035450
no i only know it from the shamans where pineapples grow but i will look it up and return

>>718035864
Transvestite/10

>>718035902
In this case I wish it was anon.

>>718035603
Op this is truth
I Make 60k gf stays home with the baby and we just get by with a couple hundred a month to spend on entertainment

>>718035028
>I'm just not financially ready to give birth to a lad/lass

And you never will be kek

>>718035972
That right there scares me, where do you live anon? If you don't mind my asking

>>718035450
bromelain causes contractions and is part of a pineapples growing body

>>718036045
That maybe true,

>>718034112
I had a kid by accident in 99, he turns 18 next month. It fuked my life hard but I'm glad it happened. He's just a gamer douche, so don't let your kid be a gamer douche.

>>718035864
What race is she
Kinda black kinda Asian looking

>>718036160
She's Philippine raised in Denmark moved to the states about 6 years ago

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>>718034112
DNA test. I did that with my ex and It wasn't my kid. Cost about $1000 but she paid for it. Do it. You never know. What if she fucked another guy behind your back?

>>718034112
Pray for a miscarriage.

>>718034112
I have a few. Your lifes over. Get a job and climb your way up over the next 5 years, and IF this site isnt gone by then, post the prntscrn and for some dumbass reason people will remember you. See you later "dad"

>>718036095
thankyou, hopefully I'll never have to use this information though

>>718036288
I'd be devastated but me and her family are quite close, I know blood will always stick up for blood but if it isn't mine I'm moving on with my life and taking this predicament as a lesson and not trusting the "on the pill approach "

Since your having the baby /b/ should name it
Roll for dream crusher

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>>718036440
>Catches HPV
Worse things to worry about than having a bastard that looks like you

>>718035972
Southern us
Rent is about $600 here
With other bills(electric.gas.water.cable.internet) bills are at least 1200
A box of diapers is like $35 and they maybe last a week
If You have to buy formula it's $20 a can and you'll need 7-10 cans a month
Baby cloths are cheap but they wear like 5 outfits a day
Ect ect op

>>718036543
She's only 5 weeks I'm saving that for the 3 month period if the little one makes it past that

>>718036591
I'm not that bad looking looks I'm not worried about. It's the stability that scares the fuck out of me

>>718036440
That's exactly what she told me. "I'm on the pill" she was on the pill but never took them. Thank god I never came inside her and still wore a condom.
God speed anon.

>>718036288
>What if she fucked another guy behind your back?
it happens all too often.

>>718036440
>I know blood will always stick up for blood
after a certain point their families will turn on them if they are deceitful (it takes a lot but it does happen)

>>718035864
I'm calling trap. OP is a .. well you get the picture..

>>718035444
Hey, good age! You'll love your child! And don't worry about the money, others made that too. And never forget, someone has to care for you when you're old...

>>718036821
Thanks anon and yeah, she'd tell me she forgot to take her pill and double down the next day. Fuck me.

Your life is ruined

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>>718036894
How gay are you? You're the faggot for not liking boypucci. Fuck off.

Just prepare yourself anon you're in it for the long run. Just be the best dad you can and get yourself ready with the short 9 months you have. I'm rootin for ya.

>>718036960
Yea taking the pill inconsistently makes them fertile asf

>>718036660
Honestly tho dude just work some ot and save up a little before it's born and you should be ok

>>718036959
>>718037067
Thanks anon papabless

>>718034112
oP u better make Her an honest woman and marry her. Think if u were the baby

>>718037210
Don't do this op... If you guys struggle and you're married it will be way harder yup get assistance

>>718035028
Looks a lot like my ex. Also got preggers. Aborted that shit though. If you guys have a good relationship it might not be so bad. Ours was on the way out.

>>718034112
Pretty fucked if it ain't yours. Bet it comes out half black.

>>718037290
"It will be way harder"
It already just went straight to hard mode, might as well make it god mode

Man up and be a father.

>>718037290
>>718037393
>>718037470
Never said I wouldn't do that anon, just freaking the fuck out with the mix feels

>>718034421

Ah. She gets to decide whether or not you are forced to assume the burdens -- financial and otherwise -- of fatherhood. She has 100% control over the outcome of the pregnancy, but only 50% of the responsibility.

I am sure this unjust inequality will be shortly rectified by feminists.

...giggle
...teehee
...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Two words:

1. Falcon
2. Punch

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>>718034112
RUN

>>718034112
well you committed financial suicide. at least from here you can try to enjoy the life you had without children sometimes. that is when other people let you do that.

>>718037556
Wet floor prank gone wrong if you ever doubt you want it

Punch her in the gut until the baby is simply pudding.

>regards vasectomy scar and piles of disposable income affectionately

>>718034421
I know I wont help you but I least I won't call you a fag and want to ask you a few things:
Can I know how you got her pregnant? You used a condom and it failed? You were using the "pull out" method? Was she on any anti-contraceptive? Thanks bro.

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>>718037772
It is only 5 weeks more or less, don't think there would be much " pudding"

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>>718036960
I feel you bro.

I'm 25 and so far I dodged 3 bullets. First girl aborted, the other had a miscarriage and the last one wasn't my kid after DNA test.

Shit happens bro but now it's time for you to man up. You can do this, be strong. Here are tits to cheer you up.

In all seriousness, depending on how badly you want to keep control of your own life, how pissed off you are that she would force you into a life you don't want amd never chose, and how far you are willing to go...

Wait until she is fairly far along, when the fetus is particularily vulnerable. Don a ski mask and good disguise and "mug" her, making sure to do as much violence to her abdomen as possible.

I'm not joking. I would be absolutely enraged if some bitch attempted to force me into twenty years of financial servitude because she wants a new toy.

>>718037844
We'll I know you didn't ask this but we have been dating for 3 years, been using the pull out method for the past 2 years, she decided to go on the pill last year , been dumping my load in her since, felt great. Last few months she's been getting careless and forgetting to take the pill daily so she would double up the following day, get a call 2 days before new years that she hasn't received her period and finds out she's pregnant. >mfw I was safer when she wasn't on the pill pulling out.

>>718038123
This

No Offense op but I'm certain she has had sex behind you Back, even if just once or twice.

DNA that shit

>>718037903

That is why you must string her along until the fetus is more developed and more fragile. Practise pretending you have come around to want the fucking thing and bide your time.

>>718037907
Thanks bro, something tells me those are gonna be the last tits I see in a long while.

>>718038262
I doubt it but I'm still considering it. I'm making sure I go down all the avenues until I accept my fate anon.

>>718034112
Coat hangar is your only option.

>>718034112
To calculate how fucked you are, we need to know how many times you've fucked her, then we'll divide by your penis length, divide by your hourly wage, multiply by how many times you've been told to commit to this relationship, and finally the ranking system

Below 0: Fu k your girlfriend hard enough and you'll make her miscarry, but if your ranking is this low she'll probably just carry on without a care in the world

0-50: You can probably abort

51 and greater: secret abortion and you're all good, all you need is saran wrap and a nigger to murder your girlfriend

Conclusion: Maybe you're fucked, maybe you're not, let's find out

>>718035444
I'm 28, two abortions under my belt. Not proud of it, but I also don't have to deal with some woman and a kid.

Get an abortion.

>>718038207
Its ur own fault for dating a chick that long.... these hoes get impatient, and rather than waiting for the question nowadays they answer it themselves and just bear the kid

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>>718035028
>I'm just not financially ready to give birth to a lad/lass

>>718038123
This is fucking stupid.

>>718038641
Well, I've fucked her too many times to count, if I had to guess it be 1000+(3 years will do that to you) the length of my penis is enough to get her pissed that I'm too tired from work to have sex Kek and my financial state is roughly 33,000 a year

>>718038732

I got lucky: I'm thirty-nine, my wife is thirty-seven and she hates kids even more than I do. Travel, study and leisure for us.

>>718035864
if she's not crazy, just marry her and have the kid. you'll probably be a better person for it

>>718038461
Well, start reading up on fathering techniques just in case

>>718038881
Your fucked m8.
Start doing Lyft after work and weekends.
U make peanuts when the average salary is 57k

>>718038207
Thanks dude. Do you think that if you would kept using the pull out method she wouldn't be pregnant? My gf doesn't want to take the pill, doesn't want any injection but she loves taking it without a condom, I don't cum inside her but I'm always paranoid that's shes pregnant. Any advice?

Btw, just to stay on topic, also answer me this: Do you love her? Does it sound like a bad idea to have a baby with her? I wouldn't mind geting my gf pregnant since she's a great woman but I worry about the money you know. How old are you btw? Sorry for all the questions. Currently drunk, baked as fuck and I'm on stims also, some cocaine and ritalin, but don't jugdge me. I don't hurt anyone besides myself by my drug use, I'm a functional drug-addict so far but that's another topic. Thanks for answering, I know it's a hard situation but you have to be a man and deal with it.

Much love anon, a virtual bro fist and a hug for you. I know you are on 4chan but nice people come here too. I love you not in a gay way and I wish you the best. I know it's not easy and many faggots here take it as a joke.

>>718038986
Plus u get a little minion who thinks of u as their almighty creator

>>718038732
I guess, when she broke the news to me I surprisingly wasn't pissed. I know I should've been cause her dumbass was too lazy to take her damn pill on time but It was my fault too in the sense I should've wore my raincoat. I do want kids it's just that I'm nervous I won't be able to provide for it the way I should.

>>718038881
>33,000 a year

you are fucked, get your shit together
this kid will became your sole source of misery
have the abortion "talk" with her
i wouldnt even get a puppy earning that little
blame her all you want but you fucked up to you irresponsible bastard

>>718038849
this.

>>718038850
How so?

Right now the options are:

1. Pray to god she miscarries or
2. Force her to miscarry or
3. Become her bitch for the next two decades, watch your dreams fade, your resentment of her and the child grow, and hope and joy vanish until you finally commit a classic murder-suicide.

(1) tends not to work so well. (3) is not recommended.

She can always go have a kid with someone who, you know, WANTS ONE.

>>718038461
>I doubt it
And that's how many man are raising kids that aren't theirs. Please, just remind this post when the baby is born. Save some cash and do a DNA test before your last name goes into the baby. Never trust a girl. NEVER, you heard that? NEVER ANON, FUCKING NEVER!

You never know. Please consider this and I know I don't know your girl but please do it. For your own good, I'm just an internet stranger but please do it. Doesn't matter how much it's worth. Knowing that it's yours and that bitch is faithful will bring you a lot of peace in your future.

Much love for you anon, be strong and don't let the evil anons guide you into abortion. Be a man an raise that kid. God loves you and your girl.

>>718035028
Chris?

>>718039286

I've always advocated for a law requiring a DNA test before any man can be legally recorded as e father of a child. Think of how many parasitic family court lawyers would have to go get useful jobs, like jizz-mopper, or assistant crack whore.

If she's on the pill, clearly you guys didn't want a kid.

Why would she choose to have the kid now? Doesn't make sense...

>>718035444
>I'm 26 she's 27
Checked. Those triples are a sign. You both are ready to be good parents. This is an opportunity to get your relationship strong with her and keep the bullshit off. Be a man and face it. How do you think kids were made? You fucked her in the pussy without a condom now you will have a kid. Not the end of the world. You never know, that kid might be the next Steve Jobs to steal money from fags and you'll be rich. Don't even think about abortion.

>>718035864
Nudes? Come on I'm on stims and drunk, I'm jerking off to every pic I see.

>>718039286
Good advice on B? Ends with "god loves you"? What the fuck kinda alternate universe shit am i on

>>718039044
>>718039044
Honestly speaking , as stupid as this may come off, I think if she never got on the pill I wouldn't be in this situation. I got so used to the pull out method I could time the shit just right . I got careless and used to dumping my shit in her that when she slipped up taking the pill it made her that much easier to get knocked up, my advice? Get protection and be aware and have great communication with your s/o. I do love her she's my best friend and we talk about everything. In all honesty if it had to be anyone I'm glad it was with her . And I appreciate the questions anon it helps me cope with my current situation love ya too anon! As fucked as /b/ is I have hope for it yet kek.

>>718039044
Please answer me OP. At least I'm not judging you and calling you a fag to get an abortion and do some evil shit. Just help a /b/ro out that is kinda scared of fucking his girl without a condom while she thinks is fine as long as I don't cum inside her. She doesn't want any pills or anything.

vasectomy. right. now.

tell your 'girlfriend' you always had one, not possible it's yours --> dump the bitch

>>718039044
I'm 26 she's 37 I'm drunk too btw, and no judgement here bro we all have our demons

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You are going to have to pay some nigs to "mug" her real good. Bruise her up and cause a miscarriage. Just make sure you are discrete and it can't be traced to you.

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>>718035444
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post. It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

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Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [b], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits, for it is a matter of religious importance.

So, after all this patience and discussion, I will now check your repeating digits. Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave. I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them. The reason? More digits must be checked.

Regards, Patrick Bateman™

>>718036440

Well, if she lied about being on the pill, then that's super fucked up. Guilt her into getting an abortion, because she lied to you.

>>718039391
Nope, not chris

>>718034112
Take it from me op, I became a dad a little more than a year ago..

>hardly ever sex
>no time for vidya
>forgetting who I am
>getting sick all the time, cause babies are virus magnets
>have to wait until long after everyone has gone to sleep if I want to fap

But you will get baby hugs which is pretty great, and they are hillarious when they try to speak

>>718039286
I will get the test anon don't you worry. It would make things easier knowing full well it's mine. Thanks for all the positive feedback much appreciated!

>>718039511
Sorry anon, can't do.

>>718039445

Two possibilities:

1. She wants the kid, "forgets" her pills, and oops! Guess we'll have to have one now, tee hee!

2. The hormonal changes that come with pregnancy are quite literally affecting her brain, causing her to want it now, while she did not before her own body drugged her.

I once chatted with who absolutely hates and fears spider, a near-phobia. She gets knocked up, and when she is about six months along, goes into her basement for something and accidentally bumps into a nest of spiders, sending itty bitty little baby spiders everywhere. Under normal circumstances, she probably would have burned the house down and moved to Finland to raise reindeer, but she said at that moment she felt "protective" of the disgusting little things.

Pregnancy will fuck with your head. Why do you think so many women get post-partum depression? Because their drug dealer -- their own body, in other words -- cuts off the good stuff after the birth and they suddenly realise just what it is they've done.

>>718039693
Please answer my questions, I know there are many but I need to know.

>>718039119
if u can provide the deek u can provide for a keed. Live for the yung padawan starting TONIGHT

>>718038207
Sounds like she did it on purpose bro

>>718039693
27* too many drinks I'm afraid.

>>718039590
Dude, I'm a fucking drug-addict but I love God and I believe that he's real. The fact that we are on /b/ doesn't matter. OP needs help, not just money and a bunch of fags telling her that her gf is a whore because she's probably not. All girls that are whores and get pregnant that I know, they leave fast because they don't know who the father is, but I just want OP to be careful. Bad bitches exist and we, of course, are dumb enough to fall into their traps.

God loves you too anon. God hates sins but not sinners. Remember that.

Open a savings account and quit having unprotected sex

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>>718040156

Execute Order 66.

>>718039802
so we have 2 pros and 4 cons
time for a vasectomy

>>718040408
I after finding out the news I haven't even fapped since then.

>>718039745
Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

>>718039424
Do you think that will happen? I know your thoughts are right on the spot but I really doubt they will come true. Remember how many hoes are out there cheating their BF's.


Hell, I live in a 3rd world country where all the girls that aren't from the capital just go online and post that they are prostitutes basically, and you can hire them pretty cheap, with $30 you get a nice hoe and when I used to fuck them, I always asked a bit about her personal life and ALL OF THEM HAD A BF, IMAGINE IF YOU WHERE THAT BF!!!!

>>718035608

when that nigger baby pops out, i wish i could be there just to see your face. In the meantime, enjoy your lamars classes faggot lel

>>718035374
Lol wut? Also pineapples don't grow so well in winter

>>718040330

Yeah, doing too many drugs may cause hallucinations and delusions, such as thinking you can telepathically communicate with a 2000-year-old zombie Jew.

You know the Old Testament actually contains instructions for procuring an abortion, right? No, probably not.

>>718035603
Can someone do the math? I don't believe this.

>>718040630
Shit, if that baby does come out black I'll Douglas out that delivery room

>>718034112

marry that piece of shit OP

>>718040497
Even Vader loved his kid(s) though..... this baby will be your prodigy OP, don't disappoint your ancestors don't disappoint Carrie

>>718035603
Calling bullshit

>>718040616

No, I have no such hope. It is an excellent idea, and would spare so many men, and children and even women so much misery, to say nothing of society itself, but paternity fraud seems to have somehow become recognised as a woman's right.

God DAMN, I love my vasectomy.

>>718040726
>>718040735
For Carrie fisher, I'll raise this padawan.

>>718034421
You fucked up brother

>>718034112
Congrats bro. Dubs name your child

>>718040786
So am I, I heard it coast roughly around 250k up until 21 if it decides to go to college not taking into account what college it goes to and tuition costs etc.

>>718040786
Calling you a child

>>718035864
Is that the conception stain?

>>718040735

>prodigy

No, it will likely be a mediocre disappointment, or maybe even retarded or autistic.

Oh, wait, you meant "progeny", right? Those are different things.

>>718036288
What a dumb bitch to pay for that

>>718040905

1/2 to 1/3 of a million sheckels, OP. Think of what you could do with that money.

>>718034698
i see what u did there ayy

>>718040912
>>718040912
It was the rain but if I shot like Peter north I think anyone could get pregnant.

>>718040639
Yes I do. You know that the old testament is... OLD you know? Those rules don't apply anymore, tattoos are ok, the new testament is what we should focus on.

>>718041110
so who declared the old testament as non cannon?

OP should focus on answering the anons who are making real questions and not calling him a fag or giving dumb advises. Have in mind OP, 50% of people here are virgins.

>>718041035
She's tried to trap me. Made that bitch pay for the DNA test. Maury the fuck out of her.

>>718041206
>50% of people here are virgins

lucky bastards, stay virgins /b/tards women will ruin your life

>>718041206
>>718041206
I know, which is why I'm only paying attention to those said questions.

>>718041195
>Non cannon.
English is not my first language, what does that mean?

>>718034867
her pussy will be huge after giving birth so either force her to abort or get ready for her to fuck nigger dicks because your tiny peepee is useless

>>718040924
It's gonna be half Asian half white. Definitely a prodigy in the making

>>718041391
Irrelevant.

Congrats anon this is your ticket out of your current life. You'll have to shape up, stop spending hours looking at this fucking message board and be a parent.

Then in three years time, like me, you can drop back in whilst your WERLD is in bed and look at what a freak you used to be and drop a bit of advise.

You made it op. You made it

>>718041407
VIRGIN DETECTED

Not true at all.

>>718041391
i will rephrase

who made the old testament null and void, N/A.
>>718041427

>>718040908
My friend has 2 kids and he says they cost $30 a week. That's what he budgets for, extra for like birthdays et, but not 30k

>>718041195
No one. Those are old rules and you can learn a lot form the old testament, but even the name tells you that it's the OLD TESTAMENT. Live with the new one, God loves you man.

bro just imagine having a son. raising him to be a straight bro.

that would be dope.

>>718041407
hate to agree but this anon is right

>>718041307
I bet you were walking on sunshine when the results came back

>>718041378
Can you answer mine please?
>>718040138

>>718041519
It is true tho

>>718040905
That sounds more realistic

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>>718041600
Allah loves you more

>>718041519
Yup. I've fucked milfs and their pussy was so good.

>>718034112
Tell her to get a DNA test so she breaks up with you ezpz but child support is a thing.

>>718034112
Congrats, trying to knock mine up.

>>718041860
you obviously never felt virgin pussy before

come back when you try it

>>718041803
I'm sorry bro what was your question?

oP u and ur Kid will do Great things together, and U will guide him, and teach him to use condoms and never cum inside or trust the chick on the pill

>>718041978
I did. I won't lie, not without a condom but it was almost the same, talking about tightness of course.

>>718041988
Do you even lift?

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>>718035864

I can tell just by looking at a girl if she is unfaithful. I'd say she fucks about 3.5 guys every 5 months. One of which she has a long standing fuck buddy relationship with. She told him before you. He fucked off. Shifty thing is, I can almost guarantee it's yours. So if it makes you feel better, you are packing the numbers in the sperm department. Unfortunately you will also start balding in about 4 months if it hasn't happened already. That's it.

>>718042020
teach him to cleanse his school of niggers

they will build a monument in his name and remember him forever as the savior

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just leaving this here

Take responsibility you faggot

>>718042129
I was about right. Lel

>>718039044
>Do you think that if you would kept using the pull out method she wouldn't be pregnant?
?My gf doesn't want to take the pill, doesn't want any injection but she loves taking it without a condom, I don't cum inside her but I'm always paranoid that's shes pregnant. Any advice?
>Do you love her?
>Does it sound like a bad idea to have a baby with her?
>>718041988
There. Thanks.

>>718042020
And if it's a girl u will teach her to choose a guy like You

>>718042129
>healthcare

gg ameriturds

OP is fucked

feed her vitamin c like crazy dude
cook her some breakfast and just get her some orange juice

>>718042222
I answered that question already here ya go,>>718034112
>>>718039044
>>>718039044
>Honestly speaking , as stupid as this may come off, I think if she never got on the pill I wouldn't be in this situation. I got so used to the pull out method I could time the shit just right . I got careless and used to dumping my shit in her that when she slipped up taking the pill it made her that much easier to get knocked up, my advice? Get protection and be aware and have great communication with your s/o. I do love her she's my best friend and we talk about everything. In all honesty if it had to be anyone I'm glad it was with her . And I appreciate the questions anon it helps me cope with my current situation love ya too anon! As fucked as /b/ is I have hope for it yet kek

>>718041519
Can confirm
After our first, my wife quickly returned to her before state, only difference is her sex drive increased slightly, so she gets a bit wetter. (No more so than a super horny teen tho)

>>718042222
holy quads

also why wont she take the pill you're gonna get her pregnant with that precum dude

>>718041391

Well, a cannon is a large, metal tube from which balls are propelled by gunpowde...

Oh, he meant "canon".

>>718042247
Fuck no, i did my fair share of dirt to women. Before the gf I have now I was a complete dick with no ambition . I can say meeting her and bringing her into my life changed me for the better

>>718041729
Fuck yeah. Greatest day of my life.

>>718042129
1. Kid can take the room you dreamed ur man cave would one day be in
2. Care and education comes from time and love not the wallet
3. Scraps baby
4. 1st kid is expsenv but hammydowns are boss
5. Healthcare is gonna fuk u real hard

>>718042422
if you're still young and dont have a stable job you shouldnt have the baby, if she was good like you say she would agree if you talked about it

>>718042313
Too drunk to notice, thanks anon for answering, I wish you the best. Take care and that kid will be a blessing, remember this post.
>>718042370
Quads speak the truth.

>>718042129
Thats a house, a godamned fully owned but slightly shitty house

put antifreeze in her food so she dies a slow and agonizing death and you can escape to Europe and breed more Islam warriors

>>718042573
Don't worry bro I'm in the same boat thanks and God speed as well

>>718034112
These types of things always get people riled up and edgy
If you've been together for a while and have a good relationship then it's not that bad
The biggest issue here is change
If she even suspects you're doing the crazy shit people are posting on here you're screwed
Talk to her, before you talk to her figure out how you truly feel, YOU, not 4chan, you
At least having a little conversation will not hurt anything
Don't make any promises you aren't 100% sure you'll keep
Good luck

>>718034112
COMPLETELY. Life is over buddy. No more fun for you. Enjoy.

>>718042640
I'm guessing summer treated you well?

>>718042422
Idk bout that self-hate OP, u wore a condom for 2 years and gave her cream pies when she finally wanted them, u seem pretty cool

>>718042742
Yeah we do talk, she's more open to talking about it than I am, whenever the subject comes up I'm at a loss for words, the great thing is that she has faith that I would be a good father. I know I can trust her that she's been faithful but regardless I'm getting a test done

>>718042573

Or it could end up starting feminine penis threads on this website, while not busy fapping to Sonic The Hedgehog furry porn.

Joking aside, having a kid *can* be a good thing, but it is a very poor bet, OP. It could easily turn out to be autistic and spend every waking moment trying to bash its own brains out against a wall, eating pudding, or trying to fuck your pet dog.

And you will be stuck, FOREVER, with that beast. Is that a risk you are willing to take?

>>718042960
Kek regardless of all that if it's mine I'll love him/her all the same.

Have the baby. Embrace it. Be a good father. It will be the best and most meaningful thing you'll ever do with your pathetic existence.

>>718042916
I didn't wear one that'd the ironic part. I just used the pull out method and dodged bullets, it was only when she forgot on the fucking pill is when I got caught dropping nuts into her.

>>718034112
Congrats on becoming a wage slave for a woman who will leave you when she gets bored or thinks she deserves better. Enjoy your child support.

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>>718043097
Thanks dude

>>718034112
Depends, is she a super cunt or is she aight with getting a pill?

>>718042129
In my country you can substitute healthcare/education, you also get child support from the state which would be roughly 40.000$ until the age of 24.

>>718043066

Dude, I know some people in that situation. They are dead inside; their souls have been eaten away.

Well, you seem to have chosen to throw the dice. I wish you sevens, OP.

Well anons , thanks for all the advice I truly appreciate it and I will be giving you an update in the next 3 months with another sonogram

Welcome to parenthood. Where mosty all of us were un-wished so yeah.

Ditch her

>>718043481
I expect to see a dead fetus (and preferably mother too) anon

A kid in 2017 ? Are you serious ?

>>718043481
Pray even if you don't believe in God. It won't hurt. God loves you. Your life will be different from now on, take it as a chance to fix all your problems because God gave you a child for you to raise. Don't be a bad father, I know you are a good person because any other faggot would've poisoned her already. Much love, there are good people here too.

Take care my /b/ro.

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Your future is already written in the stars, OP

>>718034112

morning after pill NOW!

>>718043770

lulz

>>718043901

I think the morning in question passed long ago, guy.

Quit being a pussyfied used up prophylactic. Having a kid may scare you now, but it's not bad, I have 1 & 1 on the way. If you love her, the scariest thing is the day the child is born. You will love the child, it's amazing how much you will do and go through just to make sure your family is taken care of.

As for the ones saying have an abortion, grow up and get more responsibilities other than making sure you get to the 1000TH prestige on COD.

>>718044238
go back to church nigga, you seem to love having your life dictated by others.

>>718042129
Housing, food and clothing isn't even 1/3 of those numbers. Unless you are consuming like some sheep

>>718034112
kill the bitch and burn the bodoy

>>718043770
Yeah, OP, I think your girl has been unconsciously dropping hints. That baby will be a nigger

Don't be a bitch. You fuck and you suck. It'll be financially and yeah, down the line you won't be into her but you'll be in a contract for 18 years.

>>718034112
OP if i were you i would be jumping for joy. life is a miracle

>>718034112
Start saving and I honestly would get a DNA test.

While, I am a paranoid motherfucker with terrible anxiety who doesn't trust anyone, not even my own family, but I'd still do it simply because I have terrible trust issues that ruin every relationship I get into.

You've been dating her a while and it doesn't seem like you want to run. So, I'll assume you're happy with her.

>best case scenario
The kid is yours and you two get to start a family. Money may be tight, but with some budgeting and a few sacrafices, you'll be fine.

>worst case scenario
The kid isn't yours and you aren't stuck raising another man's kid. You also don't have to deal with child support, should things not work out between you two.

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>>718045149

A "miracle" that occurs several thousands, if not millions of times a day, and sometimes looks like pic-related.

How the hell did you manage to mis-type ChristianCucks.com that you ended up here?

>>718045440

>worst case scenario
>The kid isn't yours and you aren't stuck raising >another man's kid. You also don't have to deal >with child support, should things not work out >between you two.

WRONG!

In many states, he will be permanently saddled with the responsibility if he starts to care for the kid and only later discovers he got cucked. Ditto if he marries her; the husband will be held financially responsible whether its his or not.

Now is the time to know, not later.

>>718045780
If he gets the DNA test now, he won't have to worry about being stuck with the kid if he dips out when he gets the results.

>>718045440
>Real Worst case scenario
You start a dead end job you hate, commute to more than 45 minutes to work and start working overtime so you can afford the kid. She gets bored and starts to resent you working so much. She starts arguments over nothing and one day, while you're trying to surprise her, you find her banging some nigger. She divorces you because she blames you for her infidelity. She keeps the house and the child, you're stuck paying for both. Aforementioned nigger is driving your car and banging your ex whenever he wants. She gets pregnant and the nigger skips out.
She's left saying "where have all the good men gone?"

>>718046062
Kek >>718046062

>>718045440
>The kid is yours and you two get to start a family. Money may be tight, but with some budgeting and a few sacrafices, you'll be fine.
This means a happy life with your GF.

>>718045440
>The kid isn't yours and you aren't stuck raising another man's kid. You also don't have to deal with child support, should things not work out between you two.
This means you should dump her and learn from this lesson. Wish you the best OP.

>>718046062

That is almost exactly the situation in which my acquaintance finds himself. His daily commute is two hours, and the nigger has yet to appear, but other than that? Spot-on, mate.

>>718046164
Crime stopper at work here

>>718034112
That blows.
I got lucky with mine. It was essentially killing her, so we fried that bitch.

God speed OP

Seriously, OP, you have to take a DNA test. I had a similar situation where I thought the kid was mine and then when he was like 1 yr old, I did an "at home paternity" test. The mother wasn't living with me and I was seeing the kid on the weekends. When the test came back I waited until the weekend, she insisted I take the child for the week so I told her I would because I need to do a DNA test anyway. She refused to let me have the child because she knew it wasn't mine, and the test I did also had negative results.

>>718046520

Interesting, isn't it, that paternity fraud is the only type of fraud one can willfully commit, and not only will the woman not be punished for it, she will be rewarded.

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>>718046779
It's that male privilege, bro

>>718034112
Insist on a DNA test, maybe you will luck out and she's a cheating whore.

you mega fucked just make sure she didn't cheat on you for a full year like mine you should get a dna test lol