Dubs decides bois get me laid

Tell her that Trump is the best President by far

Tell her that you want to fuck

>>718032660
Roll

NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

>>718032685
RE ROLL

>>718032172
Nice tits, would love to fuck them.

>>718032660
ROLL

>>718032733
lets get going op

>>718032733
That sounds like game over for OP. G fucking G

>>718032733
winrar

What's up?
>nm
Let's meet up

If she says no, move on to next chick

>>718032660
rolling

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>>718032733
Granted, if she doesn't respond soon I'll switch to another girl

Sorry my dick head friend grabbed my phone, have you been keeping up with the Kardashians lately?

Sorry for my recent outburst, my doctor says I suffer from tourrettes

My dick touches the water when I shit

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>>718033259
You already fucked up

Roll for >I love you

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>>718033259
You are on 4 Chan's /b/, here's the link >>718033259

baby,please dont ignore me
i have 2 dvds of big daddy and a 6 pack of monster enegrgy

Listen, we don't have much time, I'm going too die

Switch to new girl say:

Hey. In my spare time I like to collect jars of period blood. How much do I need to pay you to send me some used tampons?

>>718034282
Roll >>718033259

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Alright my dudes here's the new new

>>718034486
emmanuel rapestorm

Dick cheese

Cum Dumpster

>>718034486
Adolpie

>>718034486
Would you like to fuck my dog ? :3

>>718034552

>>718034486
Fresh mortar

>>718034622
:^)

>>718034622
that's not a name fucking hell

>>718034622
win.rar

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God damn, alright rolleroni

>>718034873
have you ever been in a turkish prison?

>>718034486
I like to call my dog "the enforcer" because it forces all the birches to their knees when it barks. And by barking I mean awkward etections.

say "you'll like me, I am always rapeing many womens :)"

>>718034873
he has a big red penis and does big cummies

>>718035025
roll

If you want you can introduce your foregein body in my anus since you are an opposite sex gender, but we shall remember that i consent this sexual act and if you touch my dog i will cal you hitler nd fuck your intestines through a swamp that shrek and i cohabit.

Ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trenchcoat

>>718035025
rolll

>>718034995

>>718035087
Roll

>>718035087
roll

>>718035087
this +
while playing Wii Sports?

ayy bby u want sum fuk

>>718034873
Sorry for my bad humor :(

Say i am muslim so if you like dominance i am here and you to serve me

>>718035087
rolll

Are you saying you're too good for my dog you dirty bitch?

>>718035025
Roll

>>718035025
Rollll

>>718034993
Roland deshcu

>>718035226
Roll

>>718035207
Roll

>>718035226
Pls

can i fuck your dog??

>>718035291
Roll

>>718035311
:^)

>>718035311
Winrar.

>>718035311
lol winrar

>>718035087
Rollorino

Are you hip?

>>718035311
win.rar

lol sorry I'm required by law to tell you that when I was 16 I

>>718035343
winrar.exe

>>718035409
wow what a cliffhanger

>>718035411
lel better Save dem dubs

I am potatoed potato. :)

three years ago I had a fight with my bitch ex-gf. I got so mad that I pus

>>718035411
Ironic...>>718035498

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>>718034987
Fucking best movie of all time

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>>718035311
Hmm, plz guys help me

>>718035701
If you don't take his big hard cock up ya cunt you are. He does big cummies, he'll fill you up baby

>>718035798
roll

Do you want to fuck?

>>718035701
sorry babe, i get kinky when im jacking off

>>718035701
Oh I get it, you're a CAT person. You think dogs are nothing. Fucking an hero, emotionless prick.

>>718035701
I. AM. SO. SORRY.

in a fit of alzheimer's rage, my autistic grandma took my phone and sent those to you.

>>718035854
roll

>>718035844
lel winrar

Are you denying me my Make-A-Wish?

>>718035701
Well would you either fuck me ? :3

Sorry baby, just... After the war... Oh god, If only I could have killed more jews!

>>718035844
Winrar

Sure, a bitch would be into the dog

You more of a men person then?

Have you ever heard of a site called 4chan?

>>718035968
Roll

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>>718035844
I think she's gone but we can try boys

>>718036304
DON'T GO
LOOK I'M SORRY I'M DOING A PRANK
I JUST WANT TO EAT YOUR SHIT

Blame the fucktards on 4chan for this mess

>>718036304
NO WAIT
I'm sorry my dog is dead, i cope with bad jokes... anyway want sum fuc?

>>718036304
I'm sorry baby. I was simply jesting

>>718036304
Ok, so me and my friends were playing the phone game.

I won 5 bucks for letting him type anything.

How about we use those 5 bucks, you can come over, pet me dog and I play wit your kitty

>>718036488
Winrar

>>718036535
This

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Now we wait

>>718036535
Plz?

>>718035701
Be a sarcastic asshole and say "you're right, your not saying it, you're typing it, faggot"

>>718036890
New girl.

Rolling for: You are my estiny. All that's missing is me giving you the D

>>718037100
Holy shit winrar

"Tell you what, why don't you let me get some pb&j and lemme make that ass a nice smuckers sandwhich ya feel me"

>>718037877
winnar

>>718037877
good stuff. hehell yeah

>>718037100
winfar

new girl:
AHYEAy GHURL WANNA COME TO MY HOSUE NAD DRIMNK SOME OF MY JIZZZ? I A,M A VERY SEXXT GUY. P;LESE HAVE SEx WITH me i am realy colo and i HAVEA BIG COCK

>>718038666
fucking lol

>>718038666
Satan wins

>>718038666
Laughed so hard i almost broke my arm

>>718038666
The finest quality kek

>>718038666
QUADS

>6 6 6

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>>718032733