But no, seriously, this is fucking painful.

>>718008487
Jesus it looks like something from Alien

dear god how does one get such a soul destroying tear?

It's herp

what the fuck is this? can't tell from the angle

>>718008487
I bet you broke all the toys you had as a child

>>718008889
dick rip

Have u heard of jurgens lotion.

I used to get sores like that. It turned out I had bad eczema. Yours could be anything though

>>718008889
dick rip

>>718008487
Do you have athlete's foot or jock itch op? Cause it looks like it just jumped to you cock

I was diagnosed with Balanitis Xerotica Obliterans by my doctor and was given steroid cream to help, but it has only gotten worse and more painful. It's incurable but aparently controllable, but for me the steroid cream hasn't helped at all. It's gotten worse.

>>718008487
Damn it's about to fall off

Hats off to ya bro

>>718008487
>used Betametasona.

When I was younger I used to jerk off in the shower sometimes for a long time, I would use soap and shampoo to jerk off, my shit would get all fucked up, gotta use conditioner that's the shit

>>718008487
Hope you can readily get hrt.
Cause your goin to have to cut it off.

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>>718008487

No thanks.

>>718008889
checked

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>>718008487
I was looking at it and looking at it and couldn't figure out what it was and was about to scroll down till my brain processed the image and realized it was a ripped penis.

Stick N a vag for 14 minutes, eat ham sandwich. Thank me later.

>>718009379
Pics?

>>718009379
That sounds like some painful spell off of Harry Potter. "Balanitis Xerotica Obliterans". *flicks wand at penis

>>718008487
In all seriousness though, the white parts are solid rubbery growths and the open cut is growing by the day. I'm using steroid cream from the doctor but it's steadily getting worse.
>>718009379

>>718010003
Said that the doctor didn't do a biopsy, so they could be incompetent fuckwits who misdiagnosed me for all I know.

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I just killed the flame Trooper while I was on fire LOL

Worst part about your diagnosis is it essentially replaces your dick with fibrous tissue that destroys nerves. You will eventually become impotent.

>>718010873
It can do if if uncontrolled, that's supposed to be what the steroid cream is for. It's weird that it isn't helping me at all. Here's hoping for an eventual cure, eh

>>718008487
and thats what happens when you go full retard.

take note kids, you never wanna go full retard.

>>718010533
Xbox 1? Let's play, I need friends.

>>718011288
hurr durr movie quote, I know nothing about medicine. His dick is turning into a ligament. Have some respect.

>>718008487
Sorta looks like a melting asshole and vagina, huh

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>>718011351
Yup one. And i suck

>>718009601
>acceptable bait

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>>718008487
Pour some vinegar on it and then dry up the vinegar with some salt

>>718011351
DoctorlyJkurz invite muh

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>>718011778
I will when I get on. Your KD though.

>>718012081
Is it good? Or do I suck?

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>>718012152
You suck, I will carry you my friend.

>>718011724
Fuck you cunt, it hurts enough already! Why don't you suck on it instead, your tears will be salty.

>>718012290
Hahahah

>>718008487
Dude do you fucking shower, what the fuck.

>>718012290
>>718012376
I think my mom's been playing when I've been at work

>>718012290
Well get on already I'm sick of hearing these 12 year olds talking shit

>>718012425
Ofcourse I shower, I'm not Welsh. I have an auto immune disease that literally attacks my cock.

>>718012607
Tomorrow lol. I'm in bed.

>>718013128
Fuck off mate, im welsh, I shower. (im the rickets guy from earlier)

>>718013293
Sleep tight doggo

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>>718013322
Ignore the rickets thing (I used to have rickets)

>>718013322
I've lived in Cardiff. You poor Bastard.

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>>718013769
I live on the border so everyone is posh and sounds english. Still get dat welsh student finance thooo

Your dick looks very sore op :( I suggest you go to the doctors and if you have already go back! and complain until they listen, that cant be comfortable or healthy <3

Hurry up and go to planned parenthood before they all close. Cock plague spread by Republican policies.

>>718013293
That would have been funny though. Hey remember how we met? It was in that thread with that dude's dick that was fallen off

>>718014357
Underage.

>>718013960
I lived in Grangetown. Never again.

>>718014600
Whatever floats your banana boat

>>718013322
>"im welsh"

-Incorrect grammar
-Doesn't even capitalise the name of his own country.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.
I would ask you to join us in nearby Bristol but I don't really want you here...

>>718014945
I'm from Monmouth mate, was in Cliffton the other day.

>>718014945
I love how most people in the nice parts of Bristing only have yellow old fashioned Christmas bulbs instead of colored LEDS.

Google fixed drug reaction bro. Turns out I had these reactions to acetaminophen. Didnt start till I was 24. Severe fixed drug reaction

>>718014945
Bristol, the only decent city in south Wales.
>>718015497
Thanks, I'll have a look at that.

>>718009379
i have had 5+ tubes of various creams and ointments medications in just as many months; ALL of them were labled "do not apply to open wound"
is this like antibiotic cream? cause steroids in a wound seems painful asfuk bro

>>718015304
Sweet, hit me up and you can buy me a beer at the local 'spoons.

>>718015422
>White/First-world person observation

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>>718015811
I didn't have an open wound before using the steroid cream, I'll go back an see the doctor next week but until then I've stopped applying the cream to that area.

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>>718011402
>respect

>>718015869
I cant go to any 'spoons' anymore its just a load of people who used to be 12 drinking legally and stuff. I am so old.

>>718015304
I was there a few weeks back, pint anyone?

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>>718008487
The fuck. Here's an idea. BATHE OP

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>>718016444
Lets all meet for /b/ pint and talk about penis diseases.

if athletes foot,

Apple Cide Vinegar. Wrap/bathe yourr feet in it for 20 minutes daily. Or your cock

>>718016536
>>718016444

Trips has already demanded that we do this.

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S-W UK buy me alcohol/drugs.

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>>718016888
This is now a cock disease, booze-up, and trips thread.
Check out these sweet didgets

>>718016888
I have weed numbers for monmouth n weed/md numbers for bristol. Dick diseases on tapppp

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>>718017288
confirming dubs, nice get

>>718012360
>your tears will be salty.
yours already are

>>718009379
If the steroid cream made it worse your doctor probably fucking misdiagnosed your ass. Either go back to your doctor and if he doesnt give you any new instructions, diagnosis or something go get a second opinion.

>>718017515
Fuck smoking weed, I could get that shit on any street corner. Only hardcore shit this end, and mostly downers but will make exceptions for the occasional amphet binge.

>>718017816
I love me some speed, but weed compliments everything. Opiates are for weak people.

>>718017816
The only thing I want is Modafinil, can't seem to get it anywhere though.

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Welp? Anyone?

>>718018670
I'm glad my medical issues provided you with a stable gaming community, anon. God speed.

>>718018252

Quick google search indicates you can buy it online in the UK, it's not controlled etc.

>>718018805
Dick's fine just put some Bacitracin on it and keep it dry and powdered for the next couple weeks. DRY

>>718008487
ahahahaha omg wow, cutfags get blisters from jacking it too hard XD ?

>>718018895
Wasn't that pre blanket ban though?

>>718008487
Itches like no itch you've ever felt? Welcome to herpes.

Sincerely,
Fellow herpesfag

>>718018895
Yeh, you can, it'd just cumbersome to do so and more expensive that way.

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>>718018805
Godspeed, OP. Good luck with your weird Welsh weenis disease. Be glad we have pic related, otherwise your penis might fall off totally and you'd have to pay for it too.

Post a new thread if there's any change.

>>718018995
Cancer.

>>718019011
No it's not one of the totally fucking awesome 'research chemical' benzos that I used to enjoy by the thousand.

>>718008889

Circumcision gone wrong

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>>718008487
A little vinegar it'll sting but I will clean it up and kill the bacteria. A little listerine also. emphasis on dry dude

>>718019256
Mate did you ever have ethylphenidate? or methlyphenadate? One is crazy stimulant and the other is opiate like hallucinagen. The names made them so easy to mix up. Good times.

>>718019278
>>718018995
I'm not a cutfag, though one of the possible solutions to fixing my problem is having it cut, is it as bad as people say?

>>718019151
NHS is great if you don't mind subpar services and stupidly long waiting times.

>>718020510
For all the shit the NHS gets everyone would fucking lose their shit if it dissapeared. I personally would die without it.

>>718009379
corticosteroid creams will break down the skin tissue. Dermatologists will caution you not to overuse them.

lame site but some truth can be found in there:

http://www.americanacupuncture.com/killer_cortisone.html

>The most significant symptom of cortisone use is atrophy - thinning of the skin
>causing the skin to become extremely fragile. When used over large areas,
>a lot of cortisone is absorbed into the body causing bone demineralization
>(osteoporosis). Because your immune system is suppressed, your skin
>infections become worse (fungal, psoriasis, viral).

>>718020979
It's a vicious circle of shit, I'm only young and this is just going to ruin me. >>718020702
Funnily enough there is a better option for treating my condition but the NHS won't cover it, I'd have to pay thousands to do it privately.

>>718021331
on the other side of the coin, the NHS pays literally over a million pounds a year to keep me alive. I owe everything to the NHS. Without it charities would fund 1/10 of my treatments and id slowly die.

>>718021523
What the fuck? Do everyone a favour and just kill yourself already. Seems we've already spent enough on your failure so do it cleanly and where you'll be found shortly afterwards. Also effectively so no more is spent on your waste of a life.

Please, prove to me there's a reason to keep you alive any longer.

>>718021905
He's offered some pretty comfy advice, that's something desu