eternal celeb thread
pls no delete edition
does that clear up the rules you pedofucks?
I was trying to make out my quote on the rules that were being discussed, so I finally got it done
As it pertains to /b/:
ZOMG NONE!!!1*
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It won't be deleted if anons can just manage to pull themselves together enough to post adult celebs for once.
>>717999303
Not my fault you fuck.
>>717999303
There was literally nothing against the rules in previous thread
>>717999393
>>717999393
There goes another thread lads
>>717999441
that's why it got nuked, right?
>>717999441
Lily was. Cause she is a child model.
>>717999371
We made it 5 posts. 5.
>>717999522
I don't even see that in the global rules that applies to /b tbh. I think they need to update them.
Also, what's a scraper?
>>717999999 praise him
>>718000000 praise him too
>>718000001 call him a faggot
>>717999502
It wouldn't if you crybabies didn't report it
>>717999522
Does that actually count as modeling? what?
>>717999342
>>717999303
There were no rules broken in this last thread. All that proves is sjw mod online and had a bad day on the way to buy his frozen tendies.
>>717999393
You're fucking pathetic
>>717999722
>tendies
I think it's funny how you britbongs call chicken nuggest or tenders "tendies" lol
Dutch get
NEDERLAND KANKERLIJERS
>>717999497
Nope.
>>717999673
Child models and sexualizing underage children is forbidden.
That's why I don't realky lewd talk about Kenzie.
>>717999718
Well yeh, she is one.
>>717999303
Do you wear that little sticker 'deputy' badge that you got at school when you post as well?
>>717999393
Seek help.
>>717999671
https://discord.gg/YrDZqtk
>>717999871
Chloe a cute
>>718000050
this place is fucking dead
>>717999999 praise him
>>718000000 praise him too
>>718000001 call him a faggot.
>>717999802
Explain?
>>718000031
Why?
>>717999970
I just literally posted the rules they give us for /b/ and I still don't see that. That's what I'm saying, they need updated.
>>718000381
well, because you RP as the father of a teen so you can cuddle her and rub her feet and also because you go on chatstep and talk about having sex with children
>>718000518
What this guy said.
>>718000518
how would you even know that? sounds like you're on a witch hunt
>>718000663
>how would you even know that
I can read?
>>718000454
True that.
>>718000518
Learn new stuff every day about myself.
>>718000726
well if that's the case, then you participated and just as bad if what you're saying is true
>>717999825
I only call them that because I thought that's what you Americans call them o.o
what is happwning? you guys getting worked up over fucking celebs?
>>718000938
that's a /r9k/ meme I think
>>717999167
literally who??
>>718000159
Lets put a smile on that face!
>>718000953
Huh?
>>718001012
Dove Cameron.
>>718000938
Haha noo, those Americans call them what they are Tenders or nuggets.
Do they call them "nuggies" too?
>>717999167
did you happend to get a snapshot of her snapstory where she was working out and captioned "night night" (i think)
>>718001012
I dont really know what she does but she's hot and great for clickbait thread
>>718001074
Let's not. :/
>>718001233
My name is Dovebro for a reason.
>>718001381
mah dude
>>718000663
>>718000726
>>718000518
You anons gotta chill out. Kenzie is a hero whose exploits have been duly noted
>>718001476
>>718001381
those ass cheeks look like little punching bags
>>718001365
Why so serious?
shit celeb threat
>>718001113
No if they are round, or oval, that is a nugget.
If they are elongated or rectangular, that is a tendie.
>>718001576
add sierraambb and tabs24xscore
>>718001681
just leave
>>718001725
>tendie
sounds so funny! :3
>>718001365
you triggered? I think Joker G is fucking hot
>>718001587
I would slap them.
>>718001745
Why?
>>718001800
Seconded. nice job btw
>>718001725
>>718001783
Well you have the first part right, but the second sentence they're called tend
eeerrrrsssss.
>>718001652
Why so envious?
>>718001908
Id grip them firmly as i pound her deep
>>718001908
they're hotties, and tabs you don't know her from youtube? one of the first youtube celebs. She's cute, not dove hot, but still cute sometimes.
>>718001540
True.
>>718001983
Envious? My man she gets my dick hard. We are on the same side
>>718002106
still want to suck her toes one by one, slowly and lovingly
>>718002047
Same.
>>718002088
No. I don't watch many youtuber.
>>718002268
Mckayla finally went to far.
>>718002259
I don't either, but this has been at least 5 years ago, she's still relevant tho because
>cute
>>718002356
thats hailee steinfeld
>>718002268
>>718002310
>didn't know I was hungry til I tasted you
What does she mean by this?
>>718002268
>>718002310
>>718002350
wew lad
>>718001908
I imagine slapping them and they'd make that sound those little punching bags make that sorta dribble that hang up that boxers use with both their hands
badubwa badubwa badubwa badubwa badubwa
>>718002237
Hmm...
>>718002481
>>718002535
put beckensale in vinyl pants now
>>718002356
>kek
made me do a double take.
you got me.
>>718002425
I am a eurofag. Maybe that explains it
>>718002570
you know you would too
>>718002714
No...
>>718002694
I think she just flew to paris or switzerland this week too. that's over in your neck of the woods.
and neither one of them require an add back, btw. they should just show up in your story feed as soon as you add them.
>>718002621
What's Emma saying to her?
>>718002566
I kek'd hard.
>>718002861
I'll see.
>>718002948
>fucking Joe Jonas
>>718002652
>>718002621
>>718003096
I wish
>>718002948
>that luggage ape.
>>718003013
aww poor dovie got fweckles :(
and I'm trying to think of other celebs I have added
jj, dove, ariana grande, kim kardashian that I need to delete because annoying, and lvplastic (not really a celeb just get's naked alot)
oh and jj's boyfriend cause he has jj on his too sometimes, brandon something or another
>>718003215
>huff huff puff huff
>>718002823
That's not what you said yesterday. :3
>>718003096
Haha Scott Blair is good shit, anon
>>718003088
who fuck who
>>718003235
I got JJ, Lexee, Ari, Ryry and Peyton.
>>718003355
She needs to gain some weight if anything.
>>718003355
Soph's obviously on top
>>718003295
Shhh
>>718003428
i'll find jj's boyfriend's real quick, please hold
and mac's is makaylarose but either she doesn't use it or it's private.
>>718003430
found the ariel winter fag
>>718003506
I bet you'd suck her fingers too, perv.
>>718003737
She looks like she just escaped auschwitz faggot
>>718003428
>>718003720
beyond-brandon is his sc name
usually they're together so he'll snap pics with her in them too
>>718003430
thicc salsa was best salsa
>>718003720
I am not that interested in her tbh.
hi
>>718003720
she was already posting social media pics with another dude in a hot tub after that other little boyfriend
>>718004074
hi
>>718004075
yeah, he's gay tho. he's pretty funny tbh, but he's gay.
>>718003896
Maybe...
>>718004074
hey :)
>>718004061
>>718004075
jada facer is her other friend
jadafacer
>>718004214
>slides behind her in the hot tub
>erection slips in
>oops, sorry it's ok Im gay :^)
>>718002846
>>718002811
>>718002763
>>718002731
who is this?
>>718004281
hey :)
>>718004440
Ok. Thanks
>>718004457
i'd say i was gay too if i could do that.
cody i think is his name
>>718004604
jessica lowndes
pedos btfo lol
>>718004277
You'd probably kiss her tummy too, wouldn't you? Shame.
>>718004617
are you who I think you are?
>>718004457
>yfw the baby fat is gone and she could now coax semen out of a nun
>>718004732
Never...
>>718004882
Hnnnggg
imagine actually being a pedo
>>718004882
I never was a fan of her's tbh :\
>>718004787
I wasn't here for months, but I guess I know you ;)
>>718004457
>>718004882
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>718005162
do you? :)
>>718004966
looks pretty qt in that wig
>>718005261
Nice try jordyn. >>718005120
You will always be trailer trash.
>>718005021
You you would. You'd flick your tongue in her belly button, then start kissing your way up.
>>718005261
more like fetal fucking syndrome
Does anyone here have a mind-control fetish and fap to the thought of celebs being brainwashed sex-kittens for the illuminati?
>>718005452
Oh Carlos
>>718005277
yes! :)
>>718005385
naw, the fas anon wasn't me
>>718005391
Mhhh..
No no no...
>>718005349
Yes she does. I was hoping jobruv was here. He has nice pics of her.
>>718005484
yes :3
>>718005688
Yes yes yes. Right up to that neck with two detours along the way.
>>718005662
i like that!
>>718005836
Which detours..?
>>718005701
Wait. Who?
>>718005484
If by Illuminati you mean my dick then yes
>>718006096
The perky, soft ones barely covered by that cute dress.
>>718005745
Which celebs do you think are controlled?
>>718006224
Her, for sure.
Why are pedos allowed to run rampant?
>>718006154
You call your dick illuminati?
>>718006190
Big no no..
I didn't think celeb was secret code for pedo hideout.
>>718006475
Suuuuure. What would you do if if it was just the two of you and she pointed those pretty eyes your way? You'd cave like a Chilean mine.
>>718006864
I would hug her... that's all.
>>718006286
Yeah, she does seem like the most obvious example. In some of her pics, she looks creepy, maybe scared. As if she is trying to break the conditioning. But she fails. What do you think they use her for?
>>718006542
where do you want me...
>>718006111
Hes an anon who posts jodelle ferland
celeb........ hahahahaha
MAKE CELEB THREADS GREAT AGAIN
aka purge all pedos
>>718007227
Straight........ hahahahaha
>>718007227
U w0t m8?
>>718006979
And if she started nibbling on your ear? what then? You'd melt like butter and do whatever she told you to do, wouldn't you?
>>718007263
I don't see any pedos here tbh
>>718007316
>baiting is strong in this anon
>>718007371
you might be one yourself tbh
>>718007371
He's mad because his waifu a shit
>a shiiiiiiiiiiit
>>718007316
Maybe...
Melt like an ice cube in hot water...
>>718007439
Ok.
>>718007467
>whadup?
>>718007053
>>718007471
Cute freckles tbh
>>718007432
He secretly loves it, I promise you. He wants that girl.
>>718007471
Yes you would. And if she rubbed her nose against yours and got close enough for you to feel her breath on your lips, you'd lose control. You know I'm right.
>>718007565
i know where, do you still? :)
Children? really?
>>718007607
Very cute.
>>718007653
Maybe you are right...
Her cute nose?
>>718007985
Zooey's hiding some nice tits
>>718007659
what do you want to do? <3
>>718007917
He cute, freckled nose. Right against yours. Her lips right there. what do you do?
RIP
>>718007540
Post her soles fam
>>718008103
Resist...
Perfection
>>718008183
fuck yes :3
>>718008089
make me cum, tay
Legs for days
>>718008089
make love, lots of love
>>718008282
Ew no
>tfw Alison will never kiss you on the cheek before bed
mods better keep a close eye on this thread tbh
too many pedos around
>>718008232
What if she puts her arms around your neck and looks at you with those eyes?
>>718008495
Pedos like prepubescent girls. Kenzi's legal in my neck of the woods, moralfag.
>>718008359
you're a sweet anon
>>718008495
Here is your you
Now go to bed kid. Noone falls for your bait
>>718008521
Then I look away...
>>718008615
do you want to be on top?
>>718008282
what do you need to cum?
>>718008399
>>718008803
legs, feet, ass and dirty talk
>>718008428
>tfw you will never get to take her to the movies
>>718008856
What's in Zooey's mouth?
>>718008856
Good god....
>>718009023
toothpaste you mong
>>718009023
>>718008781
yes I want :)
>>718008766
What if she takes your head in her hands and makes you look at her? Puts her forehead right against yours and leans into you? What then?
>>718009023
BLACK NUT
>>718009131
Will she spit or swallow?
>>718008917
>tfw you will never get to raise children with her
>>718008785
>they lost over $40mn due to printing those issues in large numbers expecting a massive landslide triumph
Makes me laugh everytime. $1.6bn campaign down the drain with literally every establishment and mainstream media figure standing with her.
>>718009138
I think it's time to get me hard
>>718009212
A woman like that only has vanilla missionary sex on anniversaries.
>>718009145
Just enjoy it that she feels comfy...
>>718009257
>>718008615
There is no cleavage possible for Taylor Swift.
She's a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
>>718009549
And your other games?
>>718009306
it's time :)
>>718009642
Ck2, Vic2, Eu:rome, stellaris. I love to fap to rendered maps
fapping for tay~
>>718009921
Ryry...
I wanna prep the bull 4 her
>>718009967
I'm sitting back in my chair Tay
>>718008590
nice justification anon
>>718008648
why did you reply then?
>>718010036
How many hours in Stellaris?
And I love to create them.
Civ WorldBuilder 200hours
CS SDK 400hours
>>718010274
250 hours in stellaris
>>718010057
good
Taking a quick poll here.
How many girlfriends have you had:
1:
2:
3:
4:
5:
6+
>>718010405
An anon with taste.
>>718010680
0. Women don't deserve me. *tips fedora*
>>718010680
2. Could say 3 but that wasn't really a relationship.
>>718010829
Why not?
>>718010036
The campaign maps of the TW series are amazing. I too am a map whore.
>>718009347
And if she presses her lips to yours? You just stand there like a wet noodle?
>>718007929
Since you're spamming her I'll at least ask who she is.
>>718010932
Cause it was when I was and anything below 16 doesn't count imo.
>>718011102
Yes...
>>718010680
0
I understand my waifu is out of reach and impossible for me to acquire. my dreams might show me her
One mention of reality and this thread completely dies. Fucking hilarious.
>>718011486
Either bait or retarded
>>718011486
I'm sure hitting the image limit had nothing to do with it ;)
>>718011486
It hit the image limit.
>>718010706
Thanks.
>>718011059
They are. Was a fan of TW till rome 2.
>>718011486
dumbass
New thread?
>>718012311
yes
>>718007985
oh my lord. please moar zooey
>>718012514
or her sister
>>718012362
Make one
>>718002731
The fuck is that?
>>718014851
>>718014851
>>718014851
>>718014851
new thread is starting here