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Prove you're white
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>>717940601
i make six figures and sunburn easily
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>>717940601
Credit score over 600
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I'm not dumb enough to livestream kidnapping and torture and expect to get away with it.
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the only good nigger is one that's dead
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I chose to do a ride along with the police one time.
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toothpaste is spicy
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I turn invisible in a snowstorm.
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>>717940601

I pay taxes and tip when I go out... also when things dont go my way I shrug it off and not chimp out.
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>>717940601
i earned 1k/month before i was 18.
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>>717940601
pedophile
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I know my dad
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I study Archeaology. Doesn't get whiter than that.
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>>717940804
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I just said Hi to my dad
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I voted for Trump.
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>>717940601
My parents taught me how to be a man so I don't have to torture mentally ill kids for my kicks.
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>>717940601
My mum plays the church organ in a cotswolds village every sunday.
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>>717940681
Same
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>>717940601
am pedophile
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I dont live of social welfare
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I have never had KFC
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>>717940601
my first and surename is german
My 4 grandparents have a Aryan certificate
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>>717941069
AS long as their white kids...
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I riot when my sports team wins
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>>717940601
I bought my car instead of stealing it
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I got a 3.5 gpa this semester and i fucking love hockey.
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I don't get offended and burn down my neighborhood when other races say things about my culture.
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How's everybody doing?
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>>717940601
There is such a thing as too much ass on a girl.
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>>717940601
I'm a horrible dancer but I can make a mean pot-roast
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Never made a mixtape.
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>>717940601
If I were to live in Texas no one would even notice me.
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>>717941242
kek
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>>717940601
I bitch about things that black people do, but fail to realize that whites do the same.
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Ground black pepper is the spiciest thing in my spice rack
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I can actually see this post cause I have a computer
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>>717941086
That's the worst thing you've fapped to?
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>>717941242
This
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>>717941242
I'm white and I disagree with this tbh.
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>>717941358
And where did you get this computer, sir?
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>>717941362
kek
at all? some pics of a 14 year old, but i was 15 at the time so i dont think that counts
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>>717940601
I order unsweetened tea when I go to chickfila and if it takes more than 5 minutes to get my meal I demand to speak to the manager.
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>>717940601
i like meatloaf
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I've never been arrested.
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>>717940601
I like small tits preferably on an Asian woman
I support my son
I have a degree and 6 figure salary
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>>717940601
I use words like 'race baiting' and I think police officers have hard jobs.
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>>717940601
I'm basically tolerant of all races.
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>>717940601
I got kidnapped by a bunch of BLM niggers, got injected with HIV tainted heroine needles and drank their AIDS infested toilet water.
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>>717941467
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>>717941534
>I think police officers have hard jobs.
Are you insinuating they don't?
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>>717940601
I smoke pot every day but won't sympathize with police brutality victims because they didn't follow the law.
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>>717941618
I think he's implying other people do not.
Mostly those dumb BLM niggers and liberal cucks.
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i hurry through a crosswalk if a car is waiting on me.
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>>717940601
i'm gay, and its OK
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I have a real job. Selling drugs is not a job.
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>>717940601
>White
>Having to prove anything
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>>717940601
i can barely sit down cause my wallet is so fat
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>>717941618
>>717941699

They sit around in their cruisers and look for opportunities to start conflict where there is none
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>>717941875
He's right. What am I even doing here.

/thread
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>>717940793
nigger spotted
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>>717941897
you sound like a nigger to me.
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>>717941895
Niggers carry tons of cash all the time. If you were white you'd use cards. Busted.
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>>717940601
I can read.
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I listen to black music that black people don't listen to anymore.
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>>717941897
I'm going to need you to step out of the vehicle, sir.
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>>717941897
You're a stupid cunt.
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Am south African, grandad was apartheid police officer
>at 84 he was still beating blacks
>whiter than any Ameri fags
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>>717940601
When I'm walking, nobody crosses the street to avoid me
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I consider this nice weather.
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>>717941951
You known cops harass white people when they don't have any blacks to harass right?
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>>717940601
I like watching my wife taking black cock in the pussy
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>>717942156
I SAID STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE, SIR!
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>>717941944
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>>717940601
almost an 800 credit score.
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>>717940824
This, I made 2k a month from 16-18, and now make 3k a month at 19
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>>717941618
We don't insinuate things here. We >imply them.
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>>717942063
Why so emotional?
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>>717942220
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I take selfies with my dog
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>>717941897
Yes.... that conflict is them arresting criminals and talking to people.
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Im not in jail
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>>717942156
>when they don't have any blacks
your point?
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>>717941897
So, when someone is zig zagging through traffic on the highway during heavy morning commute, cutting people off left and right and a state trooper pops onto the highway and pulls the person over, that's a non-conflict deal?

Or when a dumb cunt cut me off by rolling through a stop sign right in front of a cop and he pulled her over, that's non-conflict?
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>>717942235
Same. And it didn't even take work to get there. I don't consider myself especially responsible. I'm just not retarded.
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>>717940747
You are dumb enough to shoot up a black church and kill a whole bunch of people and expect your white privilege to help you get away with it though. Which is way worse, dumbass.
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>>717942333
Nice trips.
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>>717942333
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I can go 2 minutes without saying the word "nigguh" or making a gun gesture
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oh man do I love wellfare!
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>>717942134
What better to keep the rapefugees away?
Blessed be Winter Chan.
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I'm a slav. Living in a slavic country. Last time I saw someone non-white in real life was more than a year ago.
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>>717942276
That's only something a nigger would say!

Blacks are the ones with limited vocabularies! Where did you get your education, son? Detroit?
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I know who my father is.
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>>717942333
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>>717942300
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Im a valuable member of my community with a well paid job.
When Im going to court Im the one trying to get the other one in jail.
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>>717940747
Our niggers in the US are uppity now because in two weeks, we won't be living in Nigeria any more.
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>>717942470
too bad your country isn't worth a shit, otherwise it would be heaven
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>>717942156
<looking dodgy as fuck
<sir are you a crime?
I aint a crime bitch ass nigga policeman
<I need you to place your hands behind your back sir
REEEEEEEEEEEE police brutality!!!!
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>>717942666
jew lawyer detected
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>>717942640
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Someone reported my driving today because I flipped some faggot off for doing half the speed limit on a road without anywhere to pass.

2 cops were sent to my location because he reported me as a drunk driver. Got pulled over, cops had a conversation with me "lol yeah fuck some people, they can't drive. Have a good day sir". Drove the rest of the way home in peace.
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>>717941897
The second you stop being a stupid nigger and committing crime while selling or keeping drugs in your car is the second they will stop pulling you over.
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>>717942762
i don't think police want to fuck with anyone
i think niggers and beaners give them ample reason, because they nig and bean all the time
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>>717942976
> because they nig and bean all the time
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>>717942725
It's good enough for us. And just about bad enough that noone else wants to come here. Got everything I want except for a better internet connection, but if I really wanted that I could move closer to the city cause I live in the middle of nowhere atm.
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>>717940601
I have been fising with my father before
I know what the word Frivolity means
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>>717943221
Poland?
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i've never walked around fanning my money out.
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>>717943367
Slovenia
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I watch NHL games
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I know the difference between asking someone and axing someone
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>>717942333
>expect your white privilege to help you get away with it

Well he wasnt shot at the scene. Also, I dont think he expected to get away with anything. He was making a political statement.
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I got a woman pregnant and stuck around to be and father to my kids
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>>717940601
I said nigga and now 50 million people are pissed at me
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I respect the police
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>>717941072
You should try it. It's quite good.
I'm white but sometimes I'll go get some KFC to go, and enjoy it in my home.
As an added bonus, while you're there getting your chicken, you can be reminded over and over again why you're glad you're not black.
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>>717940787
Heh.
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>>717943869
OP said prove you're white not prove you're a chump.
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>>717942134
>Swedish
>white
مضحك
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>>717944382
>taking responsibility for your actions makes you a chump

Get out of here nigger. Don't you have some retarded people to beat up and live stream and then be surprised when you get caught?
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My tattoo is visible
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>>717944487
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>>717944487
>implying that was even your actions
It's the dumb bitch who chose not to abort your autistic larvae, let her deal with her consequences you cuck.
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>>717944596
I'm not the guy that posted the part about getting her pregnant. I just responded to the nigger that responded to it.
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>>717944656
>not understanding anonymous culture
Doesn't matter. Having children is the ultimate cuckoldry.
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I like eating pussy
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>>717944442
Abisko - Swedish Lappland. Where a nigger or Muslim has never been seen.
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>>717944731
>not understanding anonymous culture
says the dumbass who didn't understand anonymous culture
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Takes me 35 seconds to run the hundred meters.
I can swim.
Hate watermelon and kfc
I have a dad and a step dad
I have a 5 inch boner.
I have a sense of humor. I can laugh at myself
Black lives matter is a terrorist movement.
Kevin heart is not that good any more.
Rappers are glorified criminals.
I never wore a dress to make it in hollywood.
Money is not the key to happyness
I call my women ladies girlfriends not bitches
Socialism is cancer
i relied on my families advice and not the state for my future.
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I used to be Black, but i eventually turned White and stooped stinking.
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>>717940601
My great grandfather was a German pilot during WW I and grandfather was German infantry in WW II
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>>717945143
Sweet post Gerbles
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
>A cop
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>>717945182
It's Göbbels you autistic faggot.
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I have dinner at 5pm
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>>717940601
Im a licensed plumbing contractor
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>>717940601
most of us are not serial killers
but most serial killers are white
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>>717940601
Emma Watson is the benchmark for a female body
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>>717940601
even if a group of white people did the dumbest lamest shittiest thing in the world, we will not get sterotyped for it.
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>>717945241
sorry himmler
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>>717945274
true
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>>717940601
>Prove you're white

I'm angered by violence against anyone, not just PoCs.
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>>717940601
I've been pulled over by the police for drink driving and I'm still alive to talk about it

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>>717942333
Do you even watch the news
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>>717940601

I live in a country where if a store alarm goes off everyone assumes it's a mistake and I have never stolen anything
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>>717945580
winrar
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>>717940601
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>>717940601
I got into university without affirmative action.
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>>717945608
Spain?
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>>717942470
Coming from westchester county, NY (born to slav parents) that is insane

I can't imagine. I'm surrounded by niggers almost daily and we live in middle class
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These are my favorite albums
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>>717940601
Avocado is spicy a.f.
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>>717940964
That's nothing, lots of nigs and spics and fags and bitches voted for Trump (and god bless 'em I say)
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>>717942263
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>>717940704
not over 700? what are you, black?
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>>717944487
what is that livestream thing?
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>>717942899
That's insanity dude I've thrown bottles at people car behind me on the turnpike and regularly openly smoke weed as well on the highway. And I've NEVER had someone "report" me.
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>>717940977
>cotswolds village
the fuck is a cotswolds village?
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>>717945813
40 keks
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>>717940601
I have a loving father and a caring mother who have a higher IQ than 100
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>>717945905
the most pretty part of the UK ignranus
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>>717945377
citation required, your lame ass dubs prove nothing
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>>717941388
Nigger detected
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I take it in the ass all the time faggot
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>>717940681
>six figures

What do you do?
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>>717945892
http://heavy.com/news/2017/01/man-tied-up-tortured-kidnapped-chicago-facebook-live-video-white-trump-voter-suspects-brittany-herring-full-uncensored/
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>>717941633
Are you saying there's no difference between utilizing an illicit substance in a private residence and threatening / charging / attacking a armed peace officer?
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>>717941128
nigger spotted
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>>717945377
Like being racist?
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>>717941070
Actually the majority of people on welfare in this country are white.
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>>717943429
JANEZ, pa ti si vise zidov neko slaven, sto sere na internetu zmazani majmune jedan, pusis kurac austriji i ostatku europe duze nego slovenska obala i sada se tu slavenom pravis. nemoj me jebat vise.
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>>717940601
i talk a lot of shit but usually dont do anything
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I voted for Trump
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>>717945580
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>>717942263
doing what?
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>>717946247
Kek
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Roll tide.
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>>717940601
only call people "nigger" on /b
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>>717941951
Ever heard of a j-walking ticket? They don't give those to niggers.
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I got arrested for shouting nigger once
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I pay taxes and I don't get free money from the government
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>>717946234

Considering that 63% of the US population is white, it only makes sense, retard.
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>>717940601
sometimes if i after jerking put away my dick i oversee some cum left on it .... feelsbadman
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>>717946234
another liberal lies that was debunked.
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I own my own business at 20
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>>717940601
I'm drinking a craft ale.
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>>717946234

Provide source.
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>>717945991
>UK ignranus
The UK what?
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i've never ordered a gin and juice.
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>>717942976
They get board without niggers and spics and start harassing whites. Fuckers just start handing out tickets left and right.
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I got white washed
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I haven't been arrested, ever. Not going to be either.
I have a decent job.
I know I'm the father, and I own that shit.
Watermelon is too much work for what it is.
KFC is disgusting.
My car is worth 25k, and my sound system is stock.
Speaking of stocks, I have a diverse portfolio.
I listen to 3 dog night.
I have a degree in computer science.
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>>717942666
>>717942831
Satanic trips confirm Jew lawyer.
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>>717940601
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My cousin is also my daughter and my niece. Can't get whiter than me.
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>>717941788
I work at a pharmacy guess I'm a nigger according to this fag
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>>717946991
All you needed to say was "i have a degree"
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>>717942333
>expect your white privilege to help you get away with it though.
where does say he thought his white privilege would let him get away with it? fucking dumbass
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>>717946145
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i buy headphones for the audio quality, not the look
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i have no friends
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>>717941895

Nigger detected.
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I like dogs
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>>717942470

slavs are shit tier whites. The good whites are western europe, and mediterranean.
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im so white my white swedish friends make fun of me for being white
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>>717941388
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>>717947456
you're all just nordic halflings
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>>717947371
What he said, white people don't carry lots of cash because we have bank accounts.

I can only vaguely dance when extremely drunk
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Everyone in this thread is probably a nigger
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>>717947398
You mean you smell like wet dog, cracka
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i eat salad
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I got stopped for speeding and the cop helped me tie my necktie
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>>717940601


Ok, I was the 680 person to sigh this petition to give those 4 blacks in Chicago life behind bars, now prove your white and sign it too

https://wh.gov/itonP
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I've never been high.
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when someone tells a funny joke, i don't scream and run in a circle
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>>717941320
Nigger spotted
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>>717947676
>run in a circle
kek. seriously why do they do that
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>>717947288
ya, its white people fault!
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Got more than 600€ on my bank account
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i drink drink Hennessy or Courvoisier exclusively
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>>717947212
What about asians?
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>>717940601
I'm not only white--I'm also a christian conservative man. I shall thrive like warm bacteria over the next 4 years. God bless the USA
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>>717947818
I'd like to know what this is referring to and how true it is because man, it just seems too perfect.
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>>717940793
if u were white u wouldnt be standing in a fuckin snowstorm
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here ya go duuuuudes
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>>717943367
I'm from Poland. Are you? Poland ruleź
Syberian terrorists faggots won't come to Poland, because our life conditions are pretty poor.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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