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/b/, how do you get a friend to send you her nudes?

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/b/, how do you get a friend to send you her nudes?
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1. be attractive as fuck
2. wait
3. profit
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>>717934397
nice, any social engineering /b/ros?
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>>717934335
Ask her for them.
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>>717934632
what I know is that her bf has them, if we get it I will post it /b/ros
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Treat her like shit and dont give her enough attention so she feels she has to compensate
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>>717934780
or you treat her amazingly well so that she feels the need to do the same to you
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>>717934857
I'm sure you get friendzoned often, my friend
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>>717934335
Become more than just a friend.

Or tell her that it's for educational purposes since you've clearly never seen or touched a woman's body.
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>>717934335
Become more than just a friend.

Or tell her it's for educational purposes since you've clearly never seen or touched a woman's body.
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>>717934780


Today on "I learned about girls from 4chan"...
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>>717935524
Thats life, my friend.
You'll sound like an utter nerd telling her "oh can i see your boobs for educational purposes lolol"

Look at this whore. Isn't she perfect? The only reason i have her nudes is because I treat her like shit
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>>717935271
>>717935344
>samefag
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>>717934335
Become more than just a friend.

Or tell her it's for educational purposes since you've clearly never seen or touched a woman's body.
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>>717935658
>Isn't she perfect?

She is as far far away from being perfect. Rather looks kind of retarded.
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>>717935780
Pretty girls dont like nice guys
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>>717935658

>You'll sound like an utter nerd telling her "oh can i see your boobs for educational purposes lolol"

No shit.

You know how i do it? I treat them like people.
It's worked pretty well so far.
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>met girl
>retarded but she was good sport
>texting all day long
>when i got fed up with her bullshit i just stopped replying
>after few minutes of "r u there?" got first pic
(pic related)
>in few minutes of still no answer got like 20 nude pics
>text her back
>repeat whenever i was bored
now she has bf so no nudes for me
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>>717935971
She cheated on her boyfriend for my attention.
To each their own I guess
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>>717936105
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>>717935991

dump nudes you beta cuck
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>>717936105

sounds like a real prize
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>>717936238
Just trying to teach yall a lesson
Being nice got me nowhere
Being a dick did
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>>717934335
seduce her, fuck her, become FWB, then the nude will comes
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>>717934335
right you damn nigger, be confident, be jokey, dont be obsessive, done
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>>717936129

i hope you fucked her anon
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>>717936294

and look at the kind of girl you can attract with that approach.
Guess it's nice to get a few nude pictures. Probably not so great if you ever want to actually have a relationship
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>>717934335
Fuck them first then ask/send nudes. I'm yet to have luck just straight asking for nudes from just friends.
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>>717936529
Each of them I'm FWB with. No, none of them I dated and no I don't want a relationship. If she cheated on her loving boyfriend for a guy who treats her like shit then why the fuck would I wanna date any of them. Plus anon asked about nudes not dating tips you beta fuck
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>>717935877
MOAR
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>>717935991
DUMP
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>>717934335
Is she bi? I can get them for you :3
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>>717936673

good luck to you
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>>717936891
lel, send your sc, ill get your nudes
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>>717937040
What? I'm not sending nudes...
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>>717937325
Add me on snapchat and we'll find out
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>>717937389
Uhm I don't want to see a stranger's dick.
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>>717937771
kek why would i show you my dick, i just want to see you ;o
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>>717936923

sorry bro but this is the way of the world. you should tear yourself away from your special image of what it all should be like and step into reality
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>>717937915
Never posting my sc username on /b/.
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Ask them 'Why haven't we fucked yet?', and if they don't want to follow through on that you can leverage the refusal for nudes since they aren't such a big deal compared to an actual invitation to fuck.
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>>717938373
alright mine is audio2.0 , add me
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>>717934780
you can't just text a girl and treat her like shit. They have to want to stay in contact with you to compensate and thats the tricky thing
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>>717935991
>>717936812
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>>717938466
No sorry.
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>>717938373
Can't help but notice you havent added me
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>>717938631
Moar! All 20 of them!
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>>717939284
Why not?
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>>717939302
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>>717939357
Cuz ur from here. Who knows what you're like. If I don't send nudes you may post my sc on here everywhere.
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>>717934335

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/4am
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>>717939467
Lmao what would that achieve, just add me and we'll have a little chat!
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>>717939559
Sorry but don't trust anyone from here. Only trust /soc/ people.
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>>717934780
>>717934857
a mixture of both, it will confuse her, confused girls do stupid stuff
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>>717939689
Is there anything i could do to make you trust me?
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>>717934335
"send nudes" is currently a popular meme. Just use this to play it off as a joke if she reacts negatively.
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>>717935780
>implying that it is not perfect
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>>717939805
:/ nope sorry
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>>717940246
How about if i post my snapcode, then you see my face? ;o
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">>717935780"

They do. They don't like creepy or spineless guys who think they are nice but aren't.
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>>717940309
That could maybe work >.>
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>>717940246
Fuck it i'll post it anyway, add me fams
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">>717936781"

They do. They don't like creepy or spineless guys who think they are nice but aren't.
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>>717934335
Stop being her friend.
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>>717940322
>>717940456 (You)

Is this some new meme you're trying to force?
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send her dick pic
oops for someone else
who?
you don't know her she's fucking hot
hotter than me?
probably, i've never seen you naked

she'll send you one. she can't stand not knowing if she's hotter or not
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>>717940404
>>717940408
I'm actually curious as to what you look like now, add me :o
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>>717940594
This may be the most legitimate advice I've seen in b in quite a while
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>>717940594
Holy fucking shit, I wanna do this but too scared.
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>>717940404
>>717940408
Now I want to add both of you
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>>717940594
Actually not bad advice, don't know if it's worth trying tho
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>>717940878
well mate thats my snapcode, my username is audio2.0
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>>717940949
Has she added you yet? I'm adding you now
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>>717941098
nope still waiting,
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>>717938373
/b/ro, add me on snapchat, ill send you privately

sc: danililee
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>>717936129
Wow more
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>>717941347
>/b/ro

I'm not a guy. Are you a girl??
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>>717940594
How do you get the balls to do that
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>>717941629
Lmao I agree >>717940857. Someone should try it with proof and post results.
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>>717939718
THIS
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/b/ros, any stories of success to share?
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>>717941581
im a guy, but I can give you some bi girls to try
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>>717941581
Did you add me, your name has a cherry in yeah?
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Add me on snapchat: kolakrunksex
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>>717934547
Just don't be a retard and you're good.
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>>717940408
hope im the only one that sees whats happening here
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>>717942387
whats that fam?
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>>717936129
pls more!
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>>717941206
toastaye
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>>717934335
its not too hard if they arent prude
you just ease them into talking about their sex life and go from there
if she likes you physically you can become fuck buddies.
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>>717942807
Well if thats your name i just sent you a snap - audio 2.0
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>>717942114
Lol I haven't added anyone.
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>>717942387
?
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>>717943065
Lmao thats another girl no worries, why dont you add me?
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>>717943151
Just gimme the list of names of bi girls.
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>>717943691
How about you just me on snapchat and we talk?
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>>717942887
This.

It's easy as fuck op.
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>>717943804

I find it hard for me to lead to such topics without feeling like I went too far /b/ros
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>>717943987
well if you are not going to take risks you're never gonna get a girl
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>>717943987
literally just be like "so hows sex life going lmao" and if shes like "wtf" then just say you were messing around
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>>717934335
Get a girlfriend. Flirt with her.
I've been in a 3 year relationship and have gotten nudes from 4 different "friends" since I got in a relationship. Chicks feel 10x sexier when they think you're more interested in them than the girl you're with. Does this make a an asshole, probably but it's true
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>>717944482
Dump
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