New super glue twister thread Fuck me...

Bump. You mad bastard

>>717932933
Rolling for take a shit

>>717933044
Oh kek.

GLUE DILDO INSIDE YOUR ASS! ;D THATS CHALLENGE

>>717932933
rolling for OP to do squats

newcomers:
op glued dick to stomach and ripped off, then glued ass together, ass seen here

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>>717933044
dubs have spoken.

>>717933137
Would tongue.

ABSOLUTE

M A D M A N

>>717933104
reroll

>>717933137
god you're hot

OP is a legend

OP why would you do this you fucktard?

>>717932933
CAN YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS ASK FOR A FUCKING TIMESTAMP?

>>717933185
nigga squats wouldnt do shit but give him some healthy exercise

>>717933248
he posted it last thread

>>717933245
yeah i wish he would give us an idea why he'd do this

>>717933245
> This

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>>717933248
Time stamp was in last thread cunt

>>717933248
Can you fucking faggot shut up. Last thread was a timestamp.

>>717933265
rip asscheeks?

>>717933333
checked

>>717933333
holy shet chekd

>>717932933
I know I'm going to regret asking this but...why did you glue your butt cheeks together?

>>717933333
Quints checked

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>>717933333
got you're number!

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>Op is gonna have to pic glue scabs off his ass and dick for days, this is fucking great.

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Glue a butt plug up your ass.

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>>717933044
Dont need to. But will eat some cheese its as compromise

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>>717933044
The dubs have shown us the way.

>>717933471
Rolo

>>717933494
glue dick and balls to taint, making a seal with your ass

>>717933471
This.

Shove finger between butt and gleu in place

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>>717933594
roll roll roll

glue urethra shut

>>717933383
Dubs demanded
>>717926036

Check last thread

>>717933633
Winrar

>>717933633
between butt? regardless dubs have spoken

>>717933690
The little hole thats left on the top

>>717933642
rollie ollie

glue hand to dick

>>717933452
Ever heard of solvents? that shit dissolves the glue in seconds

Cover the top of a bottle in glue then stick your bell end in it

Test

You guys are fucking retarded. Super glue can be easily removed from skin.

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>>717933793
>solvents

>>717933823
Fuck off then, cunt.

Rolling for glue your foreskin shut and pee pee.

>>717933823
ikr. I'm pretty sure literally olive oil would do the trick.

>>717933793
Is that safe for nobs? I imagine it'd be like deep heat on your cock

>>717933903
ur safe 4 nobs u fuckin cock sucker.

>>717933811
icles glued to taint along with penis making a seal with butt

>>717933872
That defeats the whole purpose to begin with. No foreskin fag

>>717933903
greetings fellow britfrag

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>>717933823
Then start gluing your dick. We're waiting.

>>717933471
>Win a VIP Cancer Scare for 2.

>>717933961
Ausfag actually

What are you going to tell the doctor if you end up in hospital from this? Hypothetically I mean.

>>717934024
English, they ruined England! (Simpsons reference)

God damn it OP, you're a beautiful faggot.

If dubs: glue dildo in ass. Don't care how you'll do it

>>717934024
orly?
u guys say nob aswell?

NZfag over here

>>717934024
australia or austria?

>>717933974
I'm not as retarded as OP.

>>717934099
Check'd, and yea mate, we say some of your Shit. But none of your slang (especially that of chavs and roadmen etc.) funny, we have chavs and other lowlifes in Australia but they're called "lads" here

>>717934131
Then stop bitching faggot.

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>>717933633
Doesnt fit

>>717933823
Fuck off, i thought about getting mah 2 part epoxy but i dont thing people want to wait 30mins for curing.

Glue dick to butthole

>>717934248
Sharpie inbetween pooper or whatever that man made crevis you call your new asshole is

Glue balls to leg.

>>717934248
Pinky

>>717934205
thats pretty cool
anyway theres an order to the cuntery;

lads>chavs>roadmen>roadgirls

>>717934363
Fucking kek

>>717933594
rilling aggain

>>717934207
>>717934205
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>>717933783
HEY, YOU FUCKING FAGS, I HAVE A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. AM I OR AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW 4CHAN TO AN UNDERAGE PERSON? I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S AGAINST THE RULES FOR THIS UNDERAGE HUMAN BEING TO ACCESS 4CHAN, BUT IS IT AGAINST THE RULES FOR ME TO SHOW IT TO THIS HUMAN BEING?

roll for op to show face w/ timestamp

>>717934432
show

>>717934432
Noted and on the list to get v& you sick asshole

>>717934432
show it who cares OP is obviously underage so i dont see why not

>>717934432
Show. Record reaction. Post on /b/

>>717934402
Yea we only have 1 set of cunts to worry about, lads. But cunts don't really care about them anymore aside from when you get rolled (robbed on street for clothes or money)

>>717934432
don't bring more underage b& to this site

>>717934432
>>717934590

This.

>>717934595
You're having a right laugh cunt

>>717934595
Ausfag here, OI BRITFAG LISTEN THE FUCK UP "the big lez show" on YouTube watch it now, its basically what Australia is all about. No amerifags

>>717934595
lucky fucks.
going through the school system you can literally see the cunts progress down the line, kinda sad actually

Did OP die?

>>717934694
Fucken oath cunt, best YouTube series ever fucken made mate

>>717934694
tf u gnna do about us watching ur shitty lil tv show

>>717934432
It's literally rule number 1 & 2
Underage or not. But please don't bring your underage friends here.

>>717934785
Still here.

Just no one has rolled on anything

And am mainly trying to whack it

>>717934796
he'll never die, not when there's other places to glue shut

>>717934830
Cunt don't fucken talk shit alright I'll be sending you strongly fucken worded letter in the mail. Look the fuck out

>>717934836
I'm not underage, you fucking shit! This human being is, and I don't know if the rules apply indirectly. I need a mod to talk to. Your unlawful logic is why we have shit gay marriage in this fucking country, nigger!

>>717934872
shit, replied to the wrong comment....

>>717934785
this was where i wanted to reply to

>>717934914
What about mike Nolan show on Comedy Central website?

>>717934844
Glue dick to balls, and balls to legs.

>>717934975
awww shit

>>717934975
His balls are on his dick already.

OP, jerk off.

>>717934975
This

Glue some macaroni on/around your general crotch region. (Cock, balls, skin around the base, etc) If you don't have macaroni then just find some other food to glue to your dick, maybe a banana peel or something.

>>717934966
Dubs has spoken, gonna check it out now. Amerifag here btw.

Glue hand to forehead

I have a question op, are you literally a faggot?

>>717935097
Rolling.
>wanna see OP's dick inside a banana peel

>>717935312
Rolling for banana peel.

glue your thumb to the tip of your dick

>>717935312
Glue to inside of banana peel

>>717934934
Are you b8ing or are you actually this autistic?

>>717935220
Am i gay? Yes. a fag? No

>>717935353
Banana roll for the win!
>come on you faggots, don't let this thread die.

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>>717932933
op wtf

>>717935480
Rolling again for the banana

I have but one question, OP.

Why?

Glue dick in banana peel Rolling.

Baking amazing bread.

>>717935651
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>>717935353
Banana condom seems popular

Rolling to glue two pieces of bread onto dick like a sandwich

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Rolling for this

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Well if this thread doesnt pick back up. I think im gonna go scrape super glue off my body and wack it. Not nessasaryaly in that order.

Kik is : ihatethejew for anyone wishing to contact me further for whatever wierd and creepy reason

Get a half chub and glue your dick to your taint like a mewtwo

Glue an egg to the bottom of your shaft then hit it against a table until it cracks

>>717935812
Ay man im willing to sacrifice my body for dubs, nothing less.

>>717935970
rolling for this

Last attempt for the banana

>>717936058
seems good

>>717935933
ok

Does OP even have a banana?