Come home, see this. What do?

Become its agent for a spin-off of The Hobbit.

>>717931733
"Hey ma"

360 and walk away

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>>717931733

Sleal it's ring and turn invisible to get away

>>717932073
If you do a 360, you'd still be facing it

>>717931733
Close the portal to the realm of madness, I always forget to do that.

feel disgusted that you would even DARE think of smashing but smash anyways

Ask it to bring me to mount doom so i can destroy the ring

>>717932918
>being this new

pound the mound

>>717931733
Tell you to get better at Photoshop, faggot.

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>>717933905

You think?

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>>717933673
>Being so new you fall for the response of a 360 comment.

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>>717933905

You think, again?.................... retard.

>>717931733
Kill it with fire. God failed by letting this live.

This is sad

>>717931733
Walk into house
see that abomination
bail out the fucking window
get a safe distance away
trigger the failsafe
see about replacing the bulk of my possessions.

>>717934114
Does the phrase "GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED!" ring any bells?

>>717932073
360 means jumping right on her pussy anon

>>717934627
>360 means jumping right on her pussy anon

Hey! Welcome to /b/!

You'll find introductory leaflets on the admissions table to your left, and of course our complimentary whine and sneeze bar
on the right.

>>717934868
you got owned

>>717931733
to be honest, fck her brains out, i dont really like it, but sure ppl are keen to try everything inst it? so if it is a women i'll try it

Vomit until she drowns or I die.

>>717935358
Why not both?

Put it in the oven

>>717935083
>you got owned

Are you my new owner? If so, I'd like you to start feeding me.

>>717931733
wtf is this, source??

Take pictures and put them on 4chan. Guess that make you the winner

>>717931733
>Come home, see this. What do?

I'd immediately stop believing Santa Claus is a good person.

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>>717931733

>>717931733
kill it with fire

>>717931733
Wrong home. I need new glasses

>>717936117
>117
You got a flamethrower handy master chief?

>>717936474
some gasoline and a match is enough

>>717936588
With dubs on your side I trust your competence...

>>717931733

Feed that starving girl... WTF how can someone so short be starving, she doesn't need to eat much to put some skin on her bones...

Then I'd keep her as a pet.

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Heh. Sorry, kid. Nothin' personal. (Autistic animu fighting sounds)

>>717931733
Kill for Blood Echoes and loot

>>717932918
>hi guys just joined half chan

Call the police

or animal control

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>>717934001

>>717931733
I'd probably have to fuck it, but then I'd have to kill it and bury it in the woods.....

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>>717934001
Nope, you're still a newfag autist fuckdonkey. You came to /b/ young, and you've made your mistake... There's no taking it back now, faggot...

>>717931733
>implying I have a house

>>717934114
>implying god exists

SAUCE PLS!!!!!

>>717939668
>>717939543
>IMP
>LYING
TRIGGERED

>>717932918
That's why you walk backwords dumbass.
>also a fucking newfangled. Leave us alone a go play roblox.

Post more OP.

Strangely I want to see this abomination getting railed

>>717934526
I'd fuck a chocolate bold guy

ill put my penis inside her

>>717934072
>>717933990
>>717931733
How much does she charge for the hour ?

>>717931733
Ow why the f not .. Lets do this.

>>717931733
stamp it out of existence

Sauce?

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>>717939950
>Post more OP.

'k

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'kk

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'kkk

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'kkkk, last one I have

>>717943974
i would fuck that cripple midget pussy like a jack hammer

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>>717931733

have a shag and throw in dumpster

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>>717944115
this

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>>717934001

>>717934072
>>717931733
moar OP
that's so hot

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>>717932918
Kys

>>717931733
Check my map, clearly I'm walking in circles.

>>717945249

>>717931733
>>717933990
>>717934072
>>717943758
>>717943812
>>717943890
>>717943974

I am OP and these are my posts... have no more.

>>717945645
needs to be a vid of this creature being fucked by a giant nigger cock until it bleeds and cries

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>>717944901

>mfw degenerate and would hit and quit

pussy looks gorgeous OP

>>717934072
She'd be fun. Got to look at the positives: Pussy's probably tight; probably can't get pregnant; probably weighs 50 pounds max so you can pick her up and fuck her any which way you want; probably doesn't eat much so dates would be cheap; those eyes in this pic are just saying "please fill me with cock".

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND! YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND. LIKE A RECORD BABY, ROUND ROUND!

>>717931733

Decent face

Cover body completely. Chain up. Use for blow jobs and deep throats. And that's it.

/thread

>>717931733
Re-inflate, fix leak.