Ask a p-psychologist anything! Do you need s-some hep with a

*hug*

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>>717931809
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* H-hello Anonymous <4 Anything I c-can do for you today?

Are you a psychologist?

>>717931866
That's enough for today.

Maybe tomorrow.

Why did you pick a useless science when we need more jobs in real sciences like chemistry or real medicine?

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>>717931879
W-why yes, what can I d-do for you today? <4

>>717931893
H-have a good day then!

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>>717931939
C-considering I w-work as a programmer, is computer science g-good enough for you?

Sure is for my employer.

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>>717931983
Then you would not be considered a psychologist now would you ?

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>>717932117
B-bit early for you to be up, isn't it?

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>>717932151
Sorry, i hate psychologists. As a chemist I can't stand that fake science forgive me. I will leave this beautiful thread alone.

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>>717932275
H-have a nice day.

sup doc, why be a brain shrinker?

>>717931617
>Maybe just s-someone to tell you it'll all be okay?

could use someone to tell me I won't die a virgin

Big ask i know

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>>717931617
*pets the Alice*

Nice Alice

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>>717932908
I n-never asked for this.

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>>717932870
T-there are worse things to die, Anonymous.

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>>717932835
S-someones gotta do it. Too many big brains around here!

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>>717931617
Are you a p-photographer?

>>717933179
but there are also better things to die, including not a virgin

feels like i barely had a chance before and now i'll never get another

>>717933241
cmon gimme the story while you wait for more crazies to drop in

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>>717933159
SAVE IT FRIEND, IT'S ALL YOURS!

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>>717933273
C-can't even work a camera.

w-w-w-what the fuck is happening in here?

>>717933264
*gently ruffles the Alice's hair*

Such a wonderful young woman~

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>>717933355
I've n-never had an opportunity to use this picture until now....

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>>717933275
W-what do you mean? It isn't as if s-sex is impossible to get you know.

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>>717931617
what approach of study do you like the most? I like transpersonal psychology and humanistic approach.
What do you think about cognitive-behavioral therapy?

Thoughts on psychoanalysis and Freud

>>717933442
it is when theres no-one to have sex with

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>>717933399
*laughs quietly* I f-fear by the end of the day, m-more than a few people will think differently.

But thank you.

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>>717933346
*laughs softly and kisses your cheek* S-sorry Anonymous....it's t-too long and ill conceived.

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>>717933486
M-more philosophy than psychology.

>>717933479
CBT is v-very effective f-for a wide range of disorders, especially anxiety. I h-highly recommend it.

>>717933499
Are y-you on a desert island? C-can I join you?

>>717933506
*holds you close*

Perhaps. But I won't.

>>717933625
>C-can I join you?

sure, maybe then i'll get some sex!

probably not though.

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>>717933716
*laughs softly* W-we will see.

>>717933758
I've g-got cobwebs down there.

>>717933794
>I've g-got cobwebs down there.

um, i'll wash it first?

...with my tongue?

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>>717933548
do eeeet or this fairy gets the hairdrier

>>717933794
*squeezes*

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>>717933954
S-she'll come back.

>>717933894
N-nice save.

>>717934041
*squeeze*

>>717934057
if you need bumps i'll read the fitness gram pacer test in its entirety

How the fuck do I get over someone?

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me irl

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I lust for Asuka, you don't understand. The hair, the suit, the eva, the hair clips. It is everything, but I don't want her. I want to become her. I am doing what I can, it took me a long time but I lost the weight. I am slowly building the suit. But will this make me happy anon? I feel once the project is complete I will have nothing. What do I do?

>>717934256
Set yourself a post-completion goal, or have a few in mind at least.

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>>717934057
geez fine lets change angle then
so what keeps you motivated besides dosh?

>>717931617
I sexually fantasise about being a young girl. Is this, uh, normal? And okay?

>>717931617
Are you black ?

>>717934323
This is tough. As you can see from my recent pic I need to grow out my hair more and dye it. In the end though, will I be happy? I want to live this fantasy to the maximum. Turn it into reality. I will need more to be involved. But how do I find like minded people to share this with?

>>717934256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bvgc15p6eD

>>717934454
>will I be happy?

Don't aim for happiness. Aim for goals. Happiness comes on its own.

Avoiding thinking about happiness.

>>717931617
I have sexual fantasies about killing a black women and rape her cold body. Should I be worried ?.

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>>717934238
T-time.

>>717934347
N-nothing motivates me dear <4

>>717934451
Asian.

why do i want to die every day

>>717931617
>stuttering on 'psychologist'
This never fails to wind me up

>>717934562
It's been 9 months. Time isn't working

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>>717934710
*grins* T-this is me not givin' a fuck

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>>717934728
It c-can take up to four years.

>>717934703
D-depression. Seek a medical p-professional.

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>>717934562
>nothing motivates me
bullsheeeeeeet
cmon out with it or things will get very embarrassing

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>>717931617
Do black lives matter? Should I suck them off?

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>>717934463
Anon, you have a very soothing voice. It comforts me in my greatest time. I feel the project must go forth. In the end what do I have to lose? I am not the most attractive male in the world. But as a strong independent Asuka, I can become anything I ever dreamed. But I have so many doubts..... The conflict is real. What would she do??

>>717934795
I guess suicide is an option then. I don't want to feel miserable for so long

>>717934522
Without happiness what are we then. We are Rei. I could never see myself being a Rei. A cold emotionless shell, this, this is what scare me Anon.

Hello, I want to figure out how I can like myself more.
I feel inferior to most people regardless of living a decent life, which I tell myself.
Any help would be appreciated.

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>>717935030
S-seek a medical professional, like I said.

>>717934878
*shrugs* C-can't help you then.

>>717934895
Yes, no.


T-time for me to go to work my d-dears.
Feel f-free to email me at [email protected] if y-you need more assistance.

Alice out.

>>717935104
I didn't say don't be happy. I said don't aim for happiness. Happiness is a byproduct, not a target.

>>717935180
send emails to my email for more banana related posting

How can I make the world a better place?

>>717935143
I'm already on men's and I've talked to several people about my depression. Shit doesn't work

>>717931617
Be me, 27 years old. Never been loved, never had a girlfriend. There's a girl I'd die for, I tried to aproach to her despite the fact I'm very socially awkward. At first she was kind and nice, but all of sudden she is very cold to me and I feel she avoids me when she can. I really don't know what I did wrong, I was always kind to her and never disrespected her... I feel like I'm doomed to be alone... I've been alone my whole life, at first I didn't care... but now I don't want to be alone... not anymore... I feel very depressed... what to do mr. Anon?

>>717935180
>Emilier's Guide to Niggers
good taste, anon

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>>717935180
banigger
you know too much potassium can be fatal

>>717935247
You give me much to think about. I will contemplate while watching "Asuka Strikes!"

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>>717935457
im immune

>>717935647
bullshit, you are bananas
i bet you see yellow when you close your eyes

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>>717931617
>stutter
Don't you have Victoria Justice pics to post in celeb threads or something?