you cringe you lose

>>717919421
is this a Shrek reference

>>717919352
Makes me want to puke

>>717919403
Lost.

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>>717920833
I love Hot Topic! I wish I were cool enough to spend my Good Boy Dollars there.

>>717920852

I actually think this guy's pretty cool.

Literally doesn't give one single fuck. Seems very comfortable with who he is and doesn't care about the opinions of others.

Probably always had weed to blaze, nice parents and can fix your computer free of charge without you having to deal with an over priced fee. 'Nah, it's cool bro, I'll save you some cash, bring it over'

I like him.

>>717921353
i don't see that at all

>>717921353
yeah what the fuck are you talking about "weed" this guy probably doesn't even have the social skills to fucking buy drugs

>>717920788
How did he possibly think being condescending, patronising and creepy would get him anywhere, I bet he blames Chad for his intact virginity

>>717921729
That's because you care about what others think about you.

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Shit that never happened

>>717920833
Is that moot in the right wearin a wig?

>>717920833
This one is brutal

>>717921986
jesus, i didn't know that agekin was a thing until now. tumblr needs to stop with their helicopter gender shit

>>717921987
:(

>>717922073
This is my social life

I want to die

>>717922122
"banksy character-3.ai"
just stop

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>>717921987
Welp, its official. Death is our only escape from this hell. See ya space cowboys.

>>717922099
This actually hurts me :(

>>717921833

Yeah because drug dealers won't make money off of people because they don't like them.

Are you retarded?

>>717922299
i think he meant that he doesnt have the abilities to even APROACH them

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OC story. Writing on mobile so expect errors.

>be me
>grade 7
>our school has this thing called the canteen, basically a cafeteria
>there's always a lineup at lunch and I'm there pretty much every day.
>same thing, two giant m&m cookies for 75 cents each
>one day
>decide I'm going to act cool thinking this lady will know what I'm getting
>wait in line, reach counter
>"I'll have the usual" with one arm on table
>woman stares at me for a moment
>"I don't know what the usual is hon"
>awkward silence.jpg
>"t-two cookies then"

still cringe when I think about it all these years later

>>717922303
Can't read it soooo bad

>>717921729
>>717921833
He just sees himself in the picture

>>717922361
yes, that's what i meant

>>717922351
#suppersoaker

>>717921986
Agekin=Cloverkin?

>>717922606
I thought we made it kinderkin

>>717922511
i get you

>>717922424
can't even cringe because these people actually have friends

>>717922351
that's piss

>>717922721
Shit, I was thinking of the clover picture when I typed that.

>>717920788
"If we had sex, I could cum four times really fast, and also what's foreplay and I don't care if any of you cum."

>>717922351
>>717922830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac

>>717922413
Me trying to joke
>be 14
>be at a very small class of 3 other people and teacher
>Tired as fuck and when I'm tired I say retarded shit
>Still no excuse. I hear the teacher talk about an english book I don't give a shit about or remember the name of. She talks about weed clearly not talking about the drug
>I try to be funny even though I only found it funny because I was sooo tired
>Wondered if I'd say marjuana is a mexican accent
>Told me not to say it repeatedly
>I ask her "when you say weed do you mean MARJUANA?" in a very retarded mexicanish accent saying marjuana weirdly.
>me: hahaha
>teacher okaaaayyyy???
>Me so were you talking about the drug or not
>Asshole who was annoyed by my cringe beside me: "just shut up"
>Me "why?"
>Him "shut up!"
>I then realize I wasn't dreaming or anything and that my stupidity made the class cringe.
>Having social anxiety made me shut up all day lol fml

>>717920044
she must be ugly too to even consider going on a date with that sperglord

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>>717922413
I smiled

>>717920940
People like this are why fans of the show are looked down upon. You can be a man, watch MLP and NOT be creepy.

>>717923100
pretty sure that guy is a /b/tard

>>717923183
sorry mate

but no

you know who is watching mlp and not being creepy? my 4 year old niece you fucking faggot

>>717921353
>Nah, it's cool bro, I'll save you some cash, bring it over

He said, spraying me with half-chewed Cheetos as he did

>>717919403
I honestly don't see the cringe in this. Guy actually knows Japanese supposedly and got a girl bonding over MLP. Seems like he's not a sperg and is doing pretty well being himself.

>>717923300
This makes me happy since I'm not that ugly :)

>>717923183
sorry but a grown up watching mlp is creepy no matter how you look at it

>>717923452
eww wtf

>>717923183
>>717923281
>>717923405
Two ways an adult can watch mlp
Not tell anyone as a guilty pleasure, keeping that shit locked up tighter than cp
Or have a kid yourself

>>717923271
still don't know what's worse, dat leg or dat shit in the pants

>>717920042
SOMEbody

>>717923281
>>717923405
Maybe, but I'm not stupid enough to advertise it to the world.

>>717923542
you just did

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com on guys, need more ppl contributing

>>717919403
I believe he really believes that happened

>be me, 17 just gone to a new school to do A-levels
>first chemistry lesson, teacher starts talking about geocaching, one of his hobbies
>it involves finding boxes and putting shit in them for other people to find
>whisper to guy next to me 'should I ask him if he's ever put a fake hand in one'
>'no anon wtf'
>ask anyway
>almost audible cringe

Thankfully I wasn't the worst sperglord at school, but damn I cringe thinking about that

>>717923588
But who am I? If you saw me on the street, you'd never know.

>>717923588
To be fair he's not a sperglord so far
But he needs to be more subtle about it too

>>717922122
I know this post is filled with irony but that's not cringy, even for a non-drawfag

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>>717923300
RIP in peace sweet king of b

>>717923496
Fucking thank you!!

>>717923300
That's really sad. I'm glad I'm not that ugly

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Lol I'm the happiest! Kek

>>717923090
we get it you're 13. now get off 4chin

>>717921353
What the fuck makes you think you know this kid through one picture. You're not a telepathic you fucking fag just because you relate to this autistic loser and wish who you describe is who you are now doesn't mean you know who this person is. An hero please people like you need to be exterminated.

>>717922413
>canteen
Ausfag?

And canteens are not cafeterias they don't have tables

>>717920044
Seems like a nice enough, albeit clingy and and ugly, dude

>>717923785
W-why does he have 6 different bottles of lube?

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>>717921987
>mfw

>>717923633
Not too cringe. He's nicely dressed and all. I mean our ancestors dressed liked this ffs. So the real problem are the normies looking weirdly at him. Look at the dude/girl in the top left. He doesn't give a shit. Be like him. That guy is cool. Nothing bothers him. Congrats on both the nicely dressed guy and the guy in the back for not giving a shit about what anybody cares about.

>>717920788
holy shit fucking lost, all these others are faggot dildo fucks

>>717923822

Sorry for being perceptive.

>>717923705
no, but i know that at least 1 more person, one who lurks /b/, who exists in the same fuking world im living in, is childish/retarded/creepy enough to think that watching mlp as a grown up man is acceptable.

>>717923785

>a drawer with "underwear" label

Wat

>>717923901
At least he has a Gamecube

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>>717923733
Checked and keep it to yourself
Trust me, after how many seasons? 6? Just dont tell people at all it's cringy as is

>>717923816
Not 13

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>>717923711
oh no, believe me he's a very cringy guy

>>717923924
not to mention it takes skill to write with a quill. I tried that shit once and blotted to fuck so props

>>717923729
Who's that?

>>717922099
thought that was a marble print or something. what the hell

>>717923901
Pretty much a student apt honestly.
Picture on the wall is a bit creepy though. That his dead bro or something?

>>717924014
Exactly.

>>717923785
>japan
We should have nuked their whole shitty island out of existence

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>>717923785
How autistic are you?
Labeling your shit?
Organized your onaholes according to character
You good there buddy?

>>717920923
>it says you're online?
This shit always gets me

>>717923992
Wew i never saw this one, i'm disappointed now, i always supported the fact that he tried and all but now..
Fuck

>>717923941
Jokes on you, I KNOW I'm a messed up man-child.

>>717923901
yeah poor people are cringe af.

>>717919367
lost

>>717919403
this caused me so much pain

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>>717924122
oh you havent seen anything yet

>>717924040
>average 4chan user.jpg
Hey fuck you

>>717924131
Just shuddup about the mlp stuff and its cool

>>717920905
jesus

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>>717924189

>>717923785
Its weird that they have belly buttons like tiny headless torsos

>>717919403
Top fucking kek

>>717922125
>small percentage of dipshits do dipshit shit
>it's noticed and talked about because it's so dipply shit
>Everyone thinks this is feminism.

>>717923952
'Inside pants'

>>717920042
lost the ylyl

>>717924332
I think she has diabetes.

>>717924332

>I don't like sports

What a FUCKING surprise

>>717922593
Was gonna say Grandama's probably beyond periods, but I suppose nigger grandmas are still in that age.

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>>717920833

>>717924424
good to know you read the filename

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>>717921353
Is this you, Anon? Like, the kid is obviously a sperglord, but maybe a reasonable one. It's ok.

>>717924332
>constantly have a headache
I'm glad she doesn't consider going to a doc. This problem will solve itself in no time>>717924336

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>>717920833

>>717919367
>the girl
lost hard man

>>717922413
Oh man

I once gave a ring to a girl when I was six.
She was in the class above me, I then got confronted about it by a bunch of girls at the
entrance of a disco the same week. I denied
everything hahah, man your brain sometimes fuck with you so bad. Why the fuck would I give
her a ring haha. I hadn't even talked to her I just
gave the shit to her. Fucking cringe.

>>717920940
Yeah, everything was funny until I saw this. LOST LSOT OTSL

>>717919352
cute animal suits
the nazi shit is dumb though

>>717921000

this has got to be bait.

>>717921986
he forgot to add dumbkin

>>717924424
I didnt, just realized it, cuz obviously its apparently obvious.

>>717921000
Is that a fake profile pic of Rainn Wilson?

>>717924332
I definitely wouldn't want the world to know I asked that for nudes

>>717924513
What the fuck... Nobody knows his name? W-wat.
Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh

>>717923561
that's about the same look i would want to give in that kind of moment

>>717924589
Of course it is, faggot

>>717923364
lost

>>717924592

>"I'm a wizard" tshirt

Does he like subconsciously pick those shirt that show his status or what.

>>717919403
Fuck. Top level cringe. It actually hurt to read that.

>>717922122
I don't get the cringe here.

>>717924332
I would wreck that, I like young fat chicks with cute faces

>>717924569
>when I was 6 Iwas a retard

It's called being 6

>>717924476
>>717924634

wrong post, this, anyway shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovf2ATajdkM

>>717922593
Not even cringe, just fucking disgusting

>>717924702
Harsh

>>717924831
Nice one buzzfeed, maybe some of your retarded subscribers will die trying shit like this

>>717920923
Lost to this

>>717923183
lost

>>717924831
I accidentally sipped my piss bottle instead of my beer because I was pissed it was fucking awful,

>>717924805
>cute faces>>717924805

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LOL i kill china to this?, him think
sad old one :(
u want more i see more cringe to you

>>717925036
Once I forgot to wash my hands and I licked abit of piss off of my finger. It tasted disgusting.

>>717925036
I force my mother to drink them so I don't have that problem

>>717922099
i thought it was a really pretty marbled cheese or something...

>it's not really pretty at all, that's nasty af

>>717923901
Is that a fucking stone floor?

>>717924040
meh, I don't feel unmanly about my fetishes, but I don't exactly go around advertising the finer details of my sex-life

>>717920923
:(

>>717922073
Dead

>>717920769
your <-> you're

Why is it, that not even the most autistic sperglords in your country get that right anymore?

>>717925168

>If you want to apologize I'm here, listening

>>717923861
Long and hard to read/navigate but worth it

>>717922017
nice catch lol

>>717925308
I wanna beat this kid up

>>717923300
it can not be easy being that ugly

>>717923183
No.

>>717923633
I think that's a win tbh. live the memes

>>717924919
No. Justified.

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count the fedoras

>>717922593
grandmother? don't women stop menstruating around 50?

>>717923924
thank you for your donation to the cringe thread.

>>717923364
Lost, fuck off sperg

>>717925308

>I'm a psycho
>I throw knife (no,not at people)
>(no,not at people)

Jezz what a psycho

>>717923561
we've all been there

>>717925632
6

>>717925632
About three fiddy

>>717925468
aphromoo is such a little faggot he thinks cuz hes black he can safe people instead of shaking hands? nigger fuck that you entitled coon

>>717925632
Atleast 2

>>717925637
read the title

>>717919403
never happened but still lost damn

>>717924652
>taylor snout

>>717923915
This isn't even cringe, to be honest.

>>717921987
everything wrong with the internet is summed up on this image

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>>717925745

>>717925401
These people do more to increase the ranks of christians than the missions

>>717919403
pretty good cringe, but the part where the girl calls herself black knight was cute

>>717923614
i never understood this. is the joke
that there's a fingerbox on the ceiling?

>>717925632
Six. And a top hat.

>>717924480
i was in that thread, turned out to be a personal army request before it 404'd

>>717925436

It's disgusting that people would blatantly lie to her out of pity.

She's not pretty in the slightest. She's the opposite of attractive. There isn't a man alive that could get hard for her. She will probably be alone for the rest of her life.

Hate people like this, feel sorry for her. Damn that would suck dick to look like that.

If she ever set up a go fund me page to help her get surgery I would put in money to help her because that's not fair.

I'm not even being a cunt. I would genuinely want to help her because fuck living a life when you look like that. People staring at you in the streets, people pointing and laughing, kids freaking out when they see you, constantly bullying, the opposite sex being repulsed by you.

If I was her parents I'd set up a page to fund that plastic surgery.

People who can't face reality would be like, HURR YOURE SICK, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL THE WAY SHE IS, SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY AND FINE WITHIN HER SELF blah blah blah, fuck off.

If you looked like this and you had a choice to fix it you would.

No one would be happy looking like that. God help her.

>>717923633
hat off indoors pleb.

>>717925850
I don't know what it's supposed to do but I don't think it's working for him.

>>717925791
>plays pokemon
>catches moltress
>Fuck I wanna eat that things shit

>>717925205

Imagine his face saying

>uhhhhh

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>>717924301

>>717925338
look at the top of that car, for christs sake

>>717922303
This has to be fake

>>717923364
Dude i think one of the main reasons its cringy is cuz the story is totally made up

>>717923901
rip in peace satoru iwata. thanks for the kanto
region on pokemon gold/silver

>>717921986
>#Fictionkin
Its like they're just doing this on purpose

>>717926035
OH JESUS CHRST

KILL IT WITH FuCKing FIRE

>>717923822
cringe

>>717925865
Where exactly do you think he is?

>>717925914
They're showing her some love, you think she doesn't understand how mirrors work or something?
Do you think this is a wikipedia entry on deformities? That they're genuinely mistaken and fumbling a pop quiz or what?
Are you literally autistic?

I'm serious, have you been tested for autism?

>>717925124
>"377 people like this"

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>>717924301
what the fuck

>>717923992
Thsts Karl from workaholics

>>717923090
>lol fml
Your fucking retarded typing made me lose, gtfo off /b/ underage b&

>>717922151
N O S T O P

>>717925914
Some people don't like the idea of someone else's face being in the mirror.

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>>717924806
True.

Have another story, it's more of a horrible joke going wrong.

>In Biology class
>Dissecting snake
>End of class, save the head of the snake in an envelope
>Outside of class in corridor
>Hand it to a girl in my class with phobia for snakes
>As soon as she see the snake she drops the thing to the ground and walks away.
>Instantly realize wtf I have done
>Moments later she finds me, starts to chase me
while kicking me really hard in the legs. While hysterically crying, red as a tomato.
>Chase me over and around the entire school
>Finally managing to stop her and calm her down all while a teacher comes by wondering what have happened.
>Me and the girl actually hugged for a while as
we were somewhat friends at the time.

What can happen in an afternoon huh?

>>717926106
see
>>717924336

>>717920940
lost, holy fuck this creeps me the fuck out

>>717922279
why?....