at a party, you walk in to a room and see this....what do you do?

>>717907446
not a goddamn thing to that nasyass

>>717907446
I'd take a picture and start a WWYD thread on /b/

Sharpie in the pooper....what else

>>717907446
You're asking the wrong people. No fags on this board get invited to parties.

ive been in this situation.
i literally took like 5 or 6 pics and fingered her a bit until I was hard and stuck it in a few times to take more pics.

then left. though she had some clothes on to be honest. short skirt and tank top, no bra

>>717909174
sorry but that is hot

>>717909174
Moar?

Smear clearasil all over her fucking face to get rid of that acne.

>>717909457
Any pussy shots ?

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Add this girl good fap

Inb4 eggs.

if she's kinky and is fine with having sex with you typically, passed out sex! and leave a nice sticky load!

Lick her armpits

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one b4 she passed out

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>>717909790
like this!

>>717910004
pussy pics you fucking retard

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Saw this once..

I'm gonna need more pics plz

>>717910297
Where is this taken??

>>717907446
I would tell everyone loudly I was her brother and what the fuck did they do to her, grab her take her too my car before anyone questions it, then I would bring her to my house, put her on my bed,
wake her up and then put a blanket on her and have a fatherly talk with her about good life choices

>>717910297
Tell me you took more pics

we rape her. I would whip my dick out, stroke it until I was hard then fuck her mouth to lube up, then stick it in her pussy until she woke up, then continue going against her will. I'd have my way with her until I came balls deep as i watch her cry.

honestly what did you expect?

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lets get story's of passed out girls and what happend going.

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>>717910718
Yes I have more Haha

vola 9hjrju84

>>717907446
Realistically talking it depends if I knew I would get caught or not and if there were other people in the house. Most I would do though is man handle those tities.

touch tits and gtfo

Wtf this bitch narcoleptic?...passing out everywhere

>>717911227
Yes dump please for the love of shit

>>717911501
Kek

>>717911227
Dump diddly dump dump

>>717911227
More pls

>>717911501
i think the picture is implying he took her to his bed, thats a funny image though

>>717911227
Please post sir

>>717907446
>.what do you do?

I'd fuck one of those nostrils

>>717911227
swiggity swoggity ima cum in that booty

Bumpity bump bump

>>717909686
you have to eat all the eggs

beep

thought op had more pics

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>>717913242
i do but wanted more story's

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>>717907446
People of this site. I come before you as one who is guilty of the same things. Of lust and of adultery. Of hatred and sexual immorality. Even homosexuality. I do not expect to reach any of you and I will not remain for long, but I must serve as a witness here and to all the peoples of this board. Though you have been trained to scorn sincerity and to mock it, and no doubt you shall, I come to tell you the Good News of salvation in the Name of the Lord Jesus Christ. He lived a perfect sinless life, suffered terribly, and died to set apart for Himself a people to dwell with Him for eternity. He is the Son of God and by His power He rose from the grave, to secure life for all those who would come to Him. A day will come when He will judge each of us according to our deeds. None will come before Him innocent of sin, but in the Name of Jesus Christ our sins can be blotted out. By believing in Him and His story; by repenting of our sins and turning away from them; and by submitting ourselves to His Lordship--this is the way we can be saved. Save yourselves from judgment. Cast off these chains and live a new life with new desires. We are all destined for hell without this message, without Jesus Christ. May you all be saved from this darkness and by the Word of the Lord found in the Holy Bible.

>>717913369
Go write it on a bathroom stall.

>>717913369
oh god... a jebes freak *rolls eyes*

>>717913437
>>717913369
And get a better pic.

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>>717913310
show the damn pics faggot nigger !

>>717907446
Tell Zoe her pics are online.

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>>717910583
Don't forget to prepare the eggs...

>>717907446
>Check room for more beer
>Can't find any
>Proceed with next room

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>>717913369
>Even homosexuality

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>>717913646
story time nigger? I'm getting cookies and milk ready

>>717913746
more geckbro

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>>717909174
Got the pics?

>>717913746
of course, I will have many an egg for this poor woman. Any eggs she'd like, scrambled, sunny side up - anything I'll even try poaching one for her. I'm sure it can't be too hard

>>717911227
WHERE ARE THE PICTURES YOU STUPID NIGGER FAGGOT

>>717913369
Fuckn believers in Chinese whispers

>>717911227
I WANT PICUTRES I WANT PCITURES I WANT PICTURES DADDY DADDY GIVE ME MY PICTURES U FUCKING FAGGOT

>>717913935
Fuck off m8 no more pics for you

>>717913799
Her name is Zoe H. She's a psycho chick who spray paints and destroys people's shit. Never done anything personally to me though.

>>717914136
>>717913935
ya blew it

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>>717914341
i love day geckos, these are hilarious

where did these even come from

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>>717907446
steal her booze I need that shit more than pussy

>>717909174
Fuck lets see

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>>717914341
Had them on my phone.

>>717914833
kinda wish I could take care of them but my snake is enough trouble

at least snakes are probably better cuddlers than geckos since they're hardly going to run anywhere

>>717907446
>What would a 4chan beta virgin do?
Probably take pics and jack off really close, too beta to do more.

>What would a normie do?
Chuckle a bit and leave the room and tell everyone at the party

>What would that one kid everyone hates and is annoyed by but gives them pity niceness to their face?
Probably some autistic fedora shit like cover her with a blanket and wait for her to wakeup so he can say he made sure she was okay the whole night in hopes for some romantic reward

>What would that one creepy guy who doesn't talk to anybody and stands in the corner of the room with his hands in his pockets or around his drink do?
Rape

>>717915521
I also keep green anoles. They're more chill, they like to kick back unlike the spastic geckos. Them geckos have character though!

>>717907446
Go to bathroom, grab lube, go back, lube her vag, slowly bang drunken coma chick until done, leave, tell friends about drunken coma chick who looks like someone shot a load inside.

>>717916707
>rape girl
>tell everyone there is a raped girl
>police come and get semen sample
>it is only then that anon realizes

you can't make this shit up

>>717911227
MOAR

>>717917646
Why so serious? I do risky things for fun. Not all the time, but once in a blue moon I kill my urge to just die by doing something that could put me in jail or kill me. Scoops me right out of rock bottom when I go there. Yeah, I know I'm gonna' die or get put away that way some day.

>>717907446

I think, I'd be a gentleman this time and just cum on her tits and face.

>>717907446
I must be drunk. I'm clearly going in circles.

>>717917924
cool bro , rape charges are super hardcore. Almost as hardcore as that post

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>>717913310
POST PICS DADDY MOMMY HAS PICS WHY WONT YOU POST PICS POST PICS POST PICS FAGGOT DADDY FAGGOT POST PICS FAGGOT

>>717919876
Not rape charges, but risk of being caught and then charged. Risky behavior to climb out of the abyss that ends up with suicide is generally a good idea, relatively speaking. First time I was at rock bottom, I played Russian Roulette for money. I lived, and more importantly, I was alive again. I felt fear again and I laughed. Playing normal and not a wet blanket became easy again.

>>717920789
cool man, you're lucky there's not more people in this thread

>>717911227
>>717914136
fuck this guy, post more for the rest of us non-retards please

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>>717913369
Pic related, eat a dick christfag

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>>717915778
Kidnapping isn't an option????

>>717921765
why can't athiests define god?