Whats a life lesson that you learned the hard way?

>>717899441
resistance is futile

>>717899441
Not to make fun of the foreign girls at school. Most of them look hot as fuck now.

>>717899441
Don't pre order video games.

Dont stick it in the pyscho girl whos in your class in High School, she'll accuse you of shit just for attention, being a horny teenage tryin to get some isnt worth the stress

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The jews were chased off and persecuted for reasons, sometimes very good reasons.

Women do care about money.

Don't mix weed with vodka.

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>>717899584

>>717900913
"A woman I knew cared about money". ftfy.

>>717899441
always wear a condom.

>>717899441
Humans are social creatures, and that "depression" is a lie.

Everyone always hates the "umm actually" guy. There's never a time when being a knowitall is appreciated by your peers.

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If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole, make sure hes sedated first.

I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck does andy put up a fight

>>717899441
If you want to do something, do it.

>>717899441
Dont intentional put soao in the tio of your dick while jacking off.

>>717901311
whats soao?

>>717899441
Don't

>>717899441
all women are buysexual
buy them shit and they'll fuck you

>>717901402
>>717901088

>>717901359
South American bootleg heroin replacement simular to crocodil.

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Long term relationships are dead and you might as well be a massive player because of it, just wished i learned it sooner.

>>717901402
⅞ m8

>>717901359
You know. Soao the stuff you use to wash

>>717901543
like...methadone for meth?

>>717901668
"I'm bad at long term relationships" ftfy

>>717901710
precisely

>>717901668
>tfw same gf for 5 years
It's probably just your substandard penis and terrible personality anon.

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If youre going to suck shit from andy sixx's ass, dont try sucking a golf ball through a garden hose. Trust me, your lungs will thank you for it

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>>717900877
oh my

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Hitler did nothing wrong

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>>717902113
Bruh just bruh.

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>>717902014
u fat fucking fascist

cigarettes are not an adequate meal replacement, even if you're not hungry after.

>>717902113
Auchwitz was a lie but Hitler did do something wrong. He ordered his armies to attack the Soviet Union. Then despite the size of the Soviet Union he assumed they'd breeze straight into Moscow and didn't have his soldiers equipped with coats.
Despite this they almost got into Moscow but Hitler ordered them to attack Stalingrad instead despite protests from his top generals.
This ultimately cost Germany the war and in hindsight, was wrong.

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>>717902014
>women care about personality maymay

>>717901243
Good dude

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>>717902319
Are you a commie? That's probably why no one loves you.

That without misery I wouldn't know happiness.

Cliche I know, but true in my experience.

>>717900877
Nice dubs also thats very long list makes me wonder why the nazis are still seen as monsters

>>717899441
always carry proof of insurance and your drivers licence with you. Just because a cop was nice enough to take the 2 seconds to look it up for you on his computer doesnt mean that the next cop wont be a total asshole and have your car towed at your expense and force you to show up in court and pay a bunch of fees and not have a car for 3 days or so until a judge approves your case after you run around getting a bunch of paper work showing you were indeed insured and licensed at that time. Cost me something like $600 and some inconvenience in getting to work.

>>717899441
took me 12 years (30 now) to learn that the only finance you should have in your lifetime is a mortgage(if you live in a country where houses are stupidly expensive)

Car Finance
Credit Cards
Personal Loans

All tools of the 1% to keep you there drone

The quickest way to be labeled a newfag is to call someone a newfag

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>>717899441
One should never be wholly nice to women

>>717902959
Sounds like something a newfag would say to avoid being called a newfag.

>>717902959
Newfag

>>717902652
Because they were fucking retarded. The proper way to exterminate a group of people is by only focusing your anger on that group. The Nazis denounced Americans/gays/commies/capitalists and plenty of other potential allies.

They became everyone's enemy because of this.

>>717902986

correct.

>>717900984
Why not?

>>717902593
its such a simple concept that we all take for granted.

>>717899441
Never tell a woman you love her. 6 year relationship ended with her telling me she hadn't cared about me for the last 2 years.

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There is a difference between being lonely and being alone
fuck you mom

>>717903262

>2 years of her not caring

Shit nigga, you fucked up.

>>717902778
This is 1000% true. Adding to it, the only mortgage with getting is a 15 year fixed conventional.

>>717903262
>2 years and I didn't notice a thing the entire time
Well there's your problem.

>>717903117
Ooh soo that was why they lost the war but hey the faggots try 6 millones is a respetable number

>>717901668

Been with my (now) wife for 21 years. Fag.

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>>717902778
>tfw you have to take out personal loans to afford down payments on houses, cars, etc

>>717899441
Gain always has a sacrifice, whenever you'd bitch about it or not.

>>717903067
Sounds like something an oldfag would say.

>>717903435
And I bet she's taken multiple black dicks in that time period without your knowledge, cuck.

>>717899441
Crystal Meth is a helluva drug

>>717899441
That I am the source of, and the solution to, all my upset and strife.
Conversly, I am the source if my happiness and self-esteem through responsible and doing esteemable acts.

>>717903435
Is it true that the passion dies?

>>717899441
Toasters dont work well as hamster warmers
-r.i.p. frank im sorry.

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If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole, make sure you finger it with some lubefore.

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>>717899441
don't try to be the hardest worker, show up every day on time

>>717903336
edgelord shitposting his OC

>>717899441
I decide what is right and what is wrong and I don't have to explain it to anybody.

I like women but I'm a little afraid of them. I'm not gonna make a commitment because if you make a commitment to a woman they can hurt you.

I wont pick a fight with you but if you pick a fight with me or back me into a corner I will fucking kill you.

>>717903363
>>717903374
I noticed some things were different but at the time I figured that was part of the natural course of the relationship. The romance dies down a bit and all that. I'll never understand why she didn't just get it over with before 2 years had passed.

>>717903923
She didn't "not care". You hurt her somehow and she was trying to hurt you. She stayed BECAUSE she cared enough to try to keep caring.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>Boy what a day

>>717901184
>"depression" is a lie
explain pls

>>717904046
That may be. I don't know how or if I hurt her in some way. I'm a pretty accommodating person and tried to make things work. Either way she said what she said and if it was to hurt me or not I don't know. Women are mysterious.

>>717899441
Sizzle

>>717899441
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>>717899441
>Love is not as beautiful as you might think
>Take care of yourself, you are the one that is supposed to and if you don't do it no one will
>Bad shit happens, even if it doesn't seem it will

>Don't travel back in time and shoot some Archduke named Ferdinand because you don't like his faggoty hat. You'll just cause a problem.

>>717899441
Pretty much all of them. I am not a clever man.

>>717902778
Student debt is also generally acceptable (obviously highly variable depending on subject and country). It tends to pay off with better paying careers in the long term.

>>717904471
Not really. Most times you're just not paying attention when they're vocalizing concerns that need to be addressed. Obviously, long term relationships require a lot of patience, work, communication, trust, etc. Chances are she was all but screaming the problem at you and you just tuned her out until the damage was beyond repair.

The only person you can count on is yourself. The moment you need any kind of help you figure out really quick how many friends you have.

>>717904957
"The moment you need any kind of help you figure out really quick the caliber of friends you have at the moment" ftfy.

Bush did 9/11

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If toure going to finger andy sixxs asshole, make sure you lick it. It works like lube which youll need because andy's asshole is virgin tight

>>717899441
That im autistic

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When andy sixx says hes going to blow while you're fingering his asshole, hold your mouth open. Let not a single subatomic particle of shit go to waste

Trump will not make America great again. :(